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Mining probe launched. IT I found a platinum deposit! Getting the appropriate personnel and machinery to the site will take some time not to mention the resources we'll need to transport the raw material to a Cerbers approved refining station so we can actually use the mineral. Well, not Now we can get some shotgun upgrades! All you did was send a probe, we don't actually have any mining equipment on that planet. That whole process could take a while, since we don't have any infrastructure in this area of the galaxy For that matter, since Cerberus doesn't currently have a permit to mine in this system, we'll need to apply for clearance from the Citadel Council or we'll risk bureaucratic penalties, and that could take months on its own We might be able to break ground within five years if we get started soon. But hey, now we know where the platinum is! We'll also need to satisty environmental conservation efforts by performing a cursory scan of the planet to make sure we're not disrupting any uncontacted life ©2014 KATIE TIEDRICH WWW.AWKWARDZOMBIE.COM

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Mining probe launched. IT I found a platinum deposit! Getting the appropriate personnel and machinery to the site will take some time not to mention the resources we'll need to transport the raw material to a Cerbers approved refining station so we can actually use the mineral. Well, not Now we can get some shotgun upgrades! All you did was send a probe, we don't actually have any mining equipment on that planet. That whole process could take a while, since we don't have any infrastructure in this area of the galaxy For that matter, since Cerberus doesn't currently have a permit to mine in this system, we'll need to apply for clearance from the Citadel Council or we'll risk bureaucratic penalties, and that could take months on its own We might be able to break ground within five years if we get started soon. But hey, now we know where the platinum is! We'll also need to satisty environmental conservation efforts by performing a cursory scan of the planet to make sure we're not disrupting any uncontacted life ©2014 KATIE TIEDRICH WWW.AWKWARDZOMBIE.COM

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cmorglas

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May 14, 2014 at 12:16AM EDT

The Illusive Man: FUCK PERMITS, WE BROUGHT THE SAVIOR OF THE GALAXY BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!
ALL YALL MOTHAFUCKAS OWE US!!!

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Dinonick

Dinonick

May 13, 2014 at 08:13PM EDT

Wait how is this video game logic. Thats actually how it would work…..

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