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RawrTheDinosawrr 12:30 AM first session went well The rat swarms watching the level one monk make the giant rat explode by punching it
RawrTheDinosawrr 12:30 AM first session went well The rat swarms watching the level one monk make the giant rat explode by punching it

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"I'm beginning to really hate this Innkeeper guy." | /r/dndmemes

Player: I love this new red hood, how nice of that innkeeper to give me it! Dm: *Snickers* As you pass through the woods, you hear a deep howl. Player: oh no. Dm: *Starts to play Little Red Riding Hood* Player:
Player: I love this new red hood, how nice of that innkeeper to give me it! Dm: *Snickers* As you pass through the woods, you hear a deep howl. Player: oh no. Dm: *Starts to play Little Red Riding Hood* Player:

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Down you go! *Gulp!* | /r/dndmemes

YOU GOT HIT. I NEED YOU TO ROLL ME A DEX SAVE TROLLED AN 18. THAT SAVES, RIGHT? IT SAVES, RIGHT?
YOU GOT HIT. I NEED YOU TO ROLL ME A DEX SAVE TROLLED AN 18. THAT SAVES, RIGHT? IT SAVES, RIGHT?

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Based on the response to one of my previous memes | /r/dndmemes

5e players: *Have to choose between enchantments* Pf2e players:
5e players: *Have to choose between enchantments* Pf2e players:

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If veggie is unavailable, I'll post 'em for you. | /r/dndmemes

literally hundreds of posts per day needing approval one goblin side boob × MODS X i sleep real s---
literally hundreds of posts per day needing approval one goblin side boob × MODS X i sleep real s---

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Dming is a slippery slope | /r/dndmemes

It's fine, I'm just taking over for combat Yeah, maybe I can decide what the bad guy does on the side Just a quick one shot, death house maybe? Oh it connects to curse of strahd, just one campaign I guess FOREVER DM
It's fine, I'm just taking over for combat Yeah, maybe I can decide what the bad guy does on the side Just a quick one shot, death house maybe? Oh it connects to curse of strahd, just one campaign I guess FOREVER DM

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I sent this to record this financial situation and you need to respond to it to verify you read the above message. | /r/dndmemes

DM: And with that, you cleave the zombie in half at the waist. Fighter: Yeaaaaaahh! And for my movement action, I step over the zombie and- DM: *Rolls dice* a 19 hits, right? Fighter: What? Yeah, but what's attacking me? DM: I never said the zombie had ceased moving, did I? Fighter: Duuuuuude... DM: Roll a Con save from gooch damage! Jenny Tayla
DM: And with that, you cleave the zombie in half at the waist. Fighter: Yeaaaaaahh! And for my movement action, I step over the zombie and- DM: *Rolls dice* a 19 hits, right? Fighter: What? Yeah, but what's attacking me? DM: I never said the zombie had ceased moving, did I? Fighter: Duuuuuude... DM: Roll a Con save from gooch damage! Jenny Tayla

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Title for the zombie one should probably be “attacks of opportunity are dick moves” | /r/dndmemes

Fighter: And that is... 17 damage? DM: You reduce the orc's face to hamburger. Who's next on initiative... oh, the last goblin! *looks at fighter* Roll me a wisdom check. Fighter: Um... okay? Are they casting a spell? DM: Nope, persuasion check. Goblin: I AM A NICE PERSON PLEASE DON'T KILL ME 88 8 unu LUTHM
Fighter: And that is... 17 damage? DM: You reduce the orc's face to hamburger. Who's next on initiative... oh, the last goblin! *looks at fighter* Roll me a wisdom check. Fighter: Um... okay? Are they casting a spell? DM: Nope, persuasion check. Goblin: I AM A NICE PERSON PLEASE DON'T KILL ME 88 8 unu LUTHM

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Prace was never an option... | /r/dndmemes

DM: *dedicates 17 consecutive hours to building an epic combat that exploits every party weakness, forces players out of their comfort zones for expected actions, and would rival the battle of the mines of Moria* Party on game day: We would like to try and negotiate a peace treaty with- DM: NO! They're sharing. Stop, stop, STOP! That was lovely, and it warms my heart, but THAT was not conflict.
DM: *dedicates 17 consecutive hours to building an epic combat that exploits every party weakness, forces players out of their comfort zones for expected actions, and would rival the battle of the mines of Moria* Party on game day: We would like to try and negotiate a peace treaty with- DM: NO! They're sharing. Stop, stop, STOP! That was lovely, and it warms my heart, but THAT was not conflict.

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Gonna be a Wild Ride | /r/dndmemes

WHEN THE DRUID GOES MISSING AND SHOWS UP 10 HOURS LATER DRUID GET IN, WE'LL EXPLAIN LATER
WHEN THE DRUID GOES MISSING AND SHOWS UP 10 HOURS LATER DRUID GET IN, WE'LL EXPLAIN LATER

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Rogue said, "Whoops." | /r/dndmemes

Rogue: Don't worry, I'll handle the farmer. My good sir, may we chat about an acommodation? The farmer: You don't remember me, do you? Rogue: Whatever do you mean? Farmer: I was in the city a few weeks ago.. Paladin: Oh no. Farmer: and you soiled my daughter! alamy p----- off grandfather a a alamy a B a alamy a alamy لو a a a a a a a a
Rogue: Don't worry, I'll handle the farmer. My good sir, may we chat about an acommodation? The farmer: You don't remember me, do you? Rogue: Whatever do you mean? Farmer: I was in the city a few weeks ago.. Paladin: Oh no. Farmer: and you soiled my daughter! alamy p----- off grandfather a a alamy a B a alamy a alamy لو a a a a a a a a

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He did in fact, wear Prada. | /r/dndmemes

ARCHDEVIL LIFE IS GOOD BUT IT COULD BE BETTER 1010 CANTRIP
ARCHDEVIL LIFE IS GOOD BUT IT COULD BE BETTER 1010 CANTRIP

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Same, but like, not as good. | /r/dndmemes

WILD ANIMAL CHAS HOMEBREWED ABILITIES] DRUID, 10 MINS LATER
WILD ANIMAL CHAS HOMEBREWED ABILITIES] DRUID, 10 MINS LATER

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I gave them an Adoring Fan. They got rid of it rather quickly.. | /r/dndmemes

DM: The way is blocked, for blood is the key. Wizard: Oh simple, we just have to cut our hand! Cleric: It might not be that simple, it could require lifeblood. Barbarian, already draining their follower: I got it Everyone else:
DM: The way is blocked, for blood is the key. Wizard: Oh simple, we just have to cut our hand! Cleric: It might not be that simple, it could require lifeblood. Barbarian, already draining their follower: I got it Everyone else:

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Upgrades, baby. Upgrades. | /r/dndmemes

DUSTY +1 AXE ON A DWARF CORPSE DWARF PC AXE THEY'VE HAD IN CHARACTER FOR 20 YEARS
DUSTY +1 AXE ON A DWARF CORPSE DWARF PC AXE THEY'VE HAD IN CHARACTER FOR 20 YEARS

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There’s a reason why burrowing speed isn’t an official option for Player Races | /r/dndmemes

GUYS WHATEVER YOU DO I DO NOT MAKE A HOMEBREW RACE THAT HAS BURROWING SPEED
GUYS WHATEVER YOU DO I DO NOT MAKE A HOMEBREW RACE THAT HAS BURROWING SPEED

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Fighter - the Vanilla Ice Cream of Martials! | /r/dndmemes

A Human Fighter TM Barbarian without Anger Issues. Paladin who's not certain of his Oath. Ranger who hates nature and magic. A clumsy Monk
A Human Fighter TM Barbarian without Anger Issues. Paladin who's not certain of his Oath. Ranger who hates nature and magic. A clumsy Monk

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What are some of your favorites? | /r/dndmemes

DM Translation Guide Instead of: If you do that, you'll die. I need time to think I have to pee. about this. Am I about to commit a TPK? I don't want you to succeed. Say: Are you sure that's what you want to do? I am not prepared for this at all. How's everybody doing? The DC is set pretty high for this. And that's where we'll end our session!
DM Translation Guide Instead of: If you do that, you'll die. I need time to think I have to pee. about this. Am I about to commit a TPK? I don't want you to succeed. Say: Are you sure that's what you want to do? I am not prepared for this at all. How's everybody doing? The DC is set pretty high for this. And that's where we'll end our session!

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Why change what works... | /r/dndmemes

When you plan different builds, but they're all human with the same name and personality: $ Bard A Wizard UP IB DAVE KINGMAN OF-1B DAVE KINGMAN Rouge M Fighter OF-18 DAVE KINGMAN OF-18 DAVE KINGMAN
When you plan different builds, but they're all human with the same name and personality: $ Bard A Wizard UP IB DAVE KINGMAN OF-1B DAVE KINGMAN Rouge M Fighter OF-18 DAVE KINGMAN OF-18 DAVE KINGMAN

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Insightful reflection on the facts... | /r/dndmemes

When the barbarian rolls a nat 20 on his intelligence check: W P D HOSP CFARS FIRST OF ALL, WHAT KIND OF MYTHICAL POWERS DOES A SUN DEVIL HAVE? WE'VE GOT TO CONSIDER THAT.
When the barbarian rolls a nat 20 on his intelligence check: W P D HOSP CFARS FIRST OF ALL, WHAT KIND OF MYTHICAL POWERS DOES A SUN DEVIL HAVE? WE'VE GOT TO CONSIDER THAT.

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