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I DON'T SEE HOW YOU CAN BE AGAINST INDUSTRIAL FARMING WITHOUT IT, WE WOULD HAVE LITERALLY MILLIONS FEWER CHICKENS. YOU'RE WISHING THEM NONEXISTENCE I AGREE EXISTENCE S OBJECTIVELY GOOD THAT'S WHY I CREATED THE EXISTIFIEK IT BRINGS INTO BEING FULLY-CONSCIOUS MINDS, COMPLETE WITH ILLUSIONARY LIFE MEMORIES. SHORTUY AFTER BECOMING SELF-AWARE, THEY REALIZE THEY'RE ARTIFICIA BRAINS TRAPPED IN A MALICIOUS CREATOR'S DEVICE.J ONCE THEIR HORROR WE INDUCE THE SENSATION OF SEARING PAIN. THEN, A VOICE REMINDS THEM THAT THE FAMILYTHEM OUT OF EXISTENCE THEY BELIEVE THEY ARE A PART OF NEVER ACTUALLY EXISTE THEN, 100,000 YEARS OF SOLITARY CONFINEMENT VEL CRESTS, WE FLUSH SINCE THE EXISTIFIER IS THANKS TO PARALLEL PROCESSING AND MODERN OBJECTIVELY ETHICAL, THE HARDWARE THE WHOLE PROCESS TAKES ONしy SECONDS/ MORE EXISTIFIERS I BUILD THE MORE ETHICAし1 BECOME/ HAVE YOU CONSIDERED MAKING THE SIMULATIONS NICERP I DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN ASA GOODY-GOODY smbc-comics.com
I DON'T SEE HOW YOU CAN BE AGAINST INDUSTRIAL FARMING WITHOUT IT, WE WOULD HAVE LITERALLY MILLIONS FEWER CHICKENS. YOU'RE WISHING THEM NONEXISTENCE I AGREE EXISTENCE S OBJECTIVELY GOOD THAT'S WHY I CREATED THE EXISTIFIEK IT BRINGS INTO BEING FULLY-CONSCIOUS MINDS, COMPLETE WITH ILLUSIONARY LIFE MEMORIES. SHORTUY AFTER BECOMING SELF-AWARE, THEY REALIZE THEY'RE ARTIFICIA BRAINS TRAPPED IN A MALICIOUS CREATOR'S DEVICE.J ONCE THEIR HORROR WE INDUCE THE SENSATION OF SEARING PAIN. THEN, A VOICE REMINDS THEM THAT THE FAMILYTHEM OUT OF EXISTENCE THEY BELIEVE THEY ARE A PART OF NEVER ACTUALLY EXISTE THEN, 100,000 YEARS OF SOLITARY CONFINEMENT VEL CRESTS, WE FLUSH SINCE THE EXISTIFIER IS THANKS TO PARALLEL PROCESSING AND MODERN OBJECTIVELY ETHICAL, THE HARDWARE THE WHOLE PROCESS TAKES ONしy SECONDS/ MORE EXISTIFIERS I BUILD THE MORE ETHICAし1 BECOME/ HAVE YOU CONSIDERED MAKING THE SIMULATIONS NICERP I DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN ASA GOODY-GOODY smbc-comics.com

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responsible

I'M AFRAID YOUR TIME IS ABOUT UP, HUMAN IT'S ALL IN THIS GRAPH OF POWER VS RESPONSIBLENESS WHA T THIS IS TRUE FOR EVERY CIVILIZA TION IN THE UNIVERSE. WHENEVER POWER HITS ABOUT 6.383 TIMES RESPONSIBLENESS THE CIVILIZATION ACCIDENTALLY DESTROYS ITSELF ■ power recponsibleness me YOU GUYS ARE AT 5.9 WAIT, IF THIS HAPPENS TO EVERY CIVILIZATION, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HEREP IM HIDING FROM A ROGUE A.I Smbc-comics.com
I'M AFRAID YOUR TIME IS ABOUT UP, HUMAN IT'S ALL IN THIS GRAPH OF POWER VS RESPONSIBLENESS WHA T THIS IS TRUE FOR EVERY CIVILIZA TION IN THE UNIVERSE. WHENEVER POWER HITS ABOUT 6.383 TIMES RESPONSIBLENESS THE CIVILIZATION ACCIDENTALLY DESTROYS ITSELF ■ power recponsibleness me YOU GUYS ARE AT 5.9 WAIT, IF THIS HAPPENS TO EVERY CIVILIZATION, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HEREP IM HIDING FROM A ROGUE A.I Smbc-comics.com

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hansel and gretel

IN THE YEAR OF A GREAT FAMINE, HANSE AND GRETEL'S MOTHER DECIDED TO LEA VE THEM IN THE WOODS TO FEND FOR THEMSELVES OVERHEARING THE CONVERSATION HANSE HAD AN IDEA LITTLE DID THEY KNOW THEIR MOTHER HAD OVERHEARD THEIR CONVERSATION I WILL TAKE THESE BRIGHT PEBBLES AND LEA VE THEM ALONG OUR PATH. THEN, WE CAN FOLLOW THEM HOME THAT NIGHT, SHE CREATED OOPS OF SHINY PEBBLES AT VARIOUS POINTS IN THE WOODS THE FOしし WING EVENING SHE LEFT THEM IN THE FOREST ON THE PATH HOME THEY ENCOUNTERED Aし00P WHICH CAUSED THEM TO GO IT'S EASY/ JUST ALWAYS IN AN END ESS CYCLE UNTIL THEY PASSED OUT FROM EXHAUSTION TO THE NEAREST PEBBLE KEEP DOING THAT UNTIL YOU ARRIVE HOME e) WHAT'S THE MORAL OF THIS STORYP THERE ARE ARTS FAR DARKER THAN WITCHCRAFT 0 oductio hm mbc-comics.com
IN THE YEAR OF A GREAT FAMINE, HANSE AND GRETEL'S MOTHER DECIDED TO LEA VE THEM IN THE WOODS TO FEND FOR THEMSELVES OVERHEARING THE CONVERSATION HANSE HAD AN IDEA LITTLE DID THEY KNOW THEIR MOTHER HAD OVERHEARD THEIR CONVERSATION I WILL TAKE THESE BRIGHT PEBBLES AND LEA VE THEM ALONG OUR PATH. THEN, WE CAN FOLLOW THEM HOME THAT NIGHT, SHE CREATED OOPS OF SHINY PEBBLES AT VARIOUS POINTS IN THE WOODS THE FOしし WING EVENING SHE LEFT THEM IN THE FOREST ON THE PATH HOME THEY ENCOUNTERED Aし00P WHICH CAUSED THEM TO GO IT'S EASY/ JUST ALWAYS IN AN END ESS CYCLE UNTIL THEY PASSED OUT FROM EXHAUSTION TO THE NEAREST PEBBLE KEEP DOING THAT UNTIL YOU ARRIVE HOME e) WHAT'S THE MORAL OF THIS STORYP THERE ARE ARTS FAR DARKER THAN WITCHCRAFT 0 oductio hm mbc-comics.com

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toe

GOD! WHY DID YOU LET ME STUB My T062 I SA VED YOU IF YOU HADN'T STUBBED YOUR TOE, YOu WOULD HA VE LEFT 3 MINUTES EARLIER THAN YOU WILL AND, YOU WOUしD HAVE BEEN RUN OVER BYABUS I... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY PRAISE THE LORD! INSTEAD, THAT BUS WILしRUN OVER SOMEONE WHO ISN'T CA THOLIC P-PRAISE THE LORD. Smbc-comics.com
GOD! WHY DID YOU LET ME STUB My T062 I SA VED YOU IF YOU HADN'T STUBBED YOUR TOE, YOu WOULD HA VE LEFT 3 MINUTES EARLIER THAN YOU WILL AND, YOU WOUしD HAVE BEEN RUN OVER BYABUS I... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY PRAISE THE LORD! INSTEAD, THAT BUS WILしRUN OVER SOMEONE WHO ISN'T CA THOLIC P-PRAISE THE LORD. Smbc-comics.com

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But Dad

DAD, I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO GIVE ME GOOD ADVICE, BUT BOY, WOMEN DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU. THEY WANT ONE THING AND ONE THING ON y TO PARAしyZE A CATERPILLAR AND BURY THEIR EGGS IN ITS MOIST BODY. CHARLOTTE ISN'T LIKE THAT, DAD! Interspecies adoption is always difficult.
DAD, I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO GIVE ME GOOD ADVICE, BUT BOY, WOMEN DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU. THEY WANT ONE THING AND ONE THING ON y TO PARAしyZE A CATERPILLAR AND BURY THEIR EGGS IN ITS MOIST BODY. CHARLOTTE ISN'T LIKE THAT, DAD! Interspecies adoption is always difficult.

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explain

HUH. YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I TRY TO EXPLAIN IT, I THINK I'M FUZZY ON THE DETAILS. YOU SHOULD TALK TO ANIL. HE'S AN EXPERT WELL, IT'S LIKE... HM. I.. WOW. IT'S FUNNY HOW YOU REALIZE YOU'RE NOT QUITE AN EXPERT THE MOMENT YOU START TALKING! DO YOU KNOW ELAINE I... HRRM... MA YBE I CANN RECOMMEND SOME BOOKS. IT'S... I GUESS IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN. DO YOU KNOW MR. NAKAMOTO? LOOK, I DON'T GET IT EITHER BUT PLEASE PLEASE DON'T TEL ANYBODY Fun Fact: Nobody knows how cryptocurrency works.
HUH. YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I TRY TO EXPLAIN IT, I THINK I'M FUZZY ON THE DETAILS. YOU SHOULD TALK TO ANIL. HE'S AN EXPERT WELL, IT'S LIKE... HM. I.. WOW. IT'S FUNNY HOW YOU REALIZE YOU'RE NOT QUITE AN EXPERT THE MOMENT YOU START TALKING! DO YOU KNOW ELAINE I... HRRM... MA YBE I CANN RECOMMEND SOME BOOKS. IT'S... I GUESS IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN. DO YOU KNOW MR. NAKAMOTO? LOOK, I DON'T GET IT EITHER BUT PLEASE PLEASE DON'T TEL ANYBODY Fun Fact: Nobody knows how cryptocurrency works.

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macro

ACCORDING TO OUR MA CROECONOMIC MODEL, THE ECONOMy ししCRASH BECAUSE OF THE HORROR OF EXISTENCE IN A VAST AND DOOMED COSMOS. The fact that this never happens is proof that economic models don't really assume all agents have perfect information.
ACCORDING TO OUR MA CROECONOMIC MODEL, THE ECONOMy ししCRASH BECAUSE OF THE HORROR OF EXISTENCE IN A VAST AND DOOMED COSMOS. The fact that this never happens is proof that economic models don't really assume all agents have perfect information.

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hindenburg

I INVENTED A TIME MACHINE! WE CAN ONUY USE IT ONCE, TO ALTER ONE POINT IN HISTORY. WHAT DO WE DO? HUH? COME WITH ME! WE MAKE THE HINDENBURG OUT OF CHICKEN. NOU WERE RIGHT THIS IS BETTER FREE ROAST CHICKEN! HOORAY! THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONIS CUCK FOR MORE INFORMATION. mbc-comics.com
I INVENTED A TIME MACHINE! WE CAN ONUY USE IT ONCE, TO ALTER ONE POINT IN HISTORY. WHAT DO WE DO? HUH? COME WITH ME! WE MAKE THE HINDENBURG OUT OF CHICKEN. NOU WERE RIGHT THIS IS BETTER FREE ROAST CHICKEN! HOORAY! THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONIS CUCK FOR MORE INFORMATION. mbc-comics.com

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astrobiology

しADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I CAN FINALLY MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT ASTROBIOLOGISTS HAVEしONG HOPED FOR WE HA VE RECOVERED A LIFE-CONTAINING OBJECT FROM SPACE THIS WAS ACCOMPLISHED BY RECOGNIZING (A) THAT SPACE IS TECHNICALLy ONLy 100 KILOME TERS HIGH, (B) THAT METEORITES ARE TECHNICALLY UST ROCKS FROM SPACE. (C) THAT IT'S POSSIBLE TO BRING ROCKS FROM EARTH TO TECHNICA SPACE VIA A WEA THER BALLOON AND SMALL ROCKET, AND (D) THAT NONE OF YOU WOULD READ BEYOND THE ABSTRACT THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT SEVERAL LARGE UNIVERSITIES AND CORPORA TIONS DIDN'T READ THE METHODS SECTION EITHER AND HAVE ALREADY SPONSORED THIS EVENT THUS, OUR SECOND PAPER THE MOST EFFICIENT METHOD OF EXTRACTING FREE PIZZA AND COOKIES FROM HARVARD UNIVERSITY cla clkf hp clap Cla cl. ap cla lap cla THANK YOU Smbc-comics.com
しADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I CAN FINALLY MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT ASTROBIOLOGISTS HAVEしONG HOPED FOR WE HA VE RECOVERED A LIFE-CONTAINING OBJECT FROM SPACE THIS WAS ACCOMPLISHED BY RECOGNIZING (A) THAT SPACE IS TECHNICALLy ONLy 100 KILOME TERS HIGH, (B) THAT METEORITES ARE TECHNICALLY UST ROCKS FROM SPACE. (C) THAT IT'S POSSIBLE TO BRING ROCKS FROM EARTH TO TECHNICA SPACE VIA A WEA THER BALLOON AND SMALL ROCKET, AND (D) THAT NONE OF YOU WOULD READ BEYOND THE ABSTRACT THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT SEVERAL LARGE UNIVERSITIES AND CORPORA TIONS DIDN'T READ THE METHODS SECTION EITHER AND HAVE ALREADY SPONSORED THIS EVENT THUS, OUR SECOND PAPER THE MOST EFFICIENT METHOD OF EXTRACTING FREE PIZZA AND COOKIES FROM HARVARD UNIVERSITY cla clkf hp clap Cla cl. ap cla lap cla THANK YOU Smbc-comics.com

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oops

Due to a unit conversion error, the portal to Narnia was opened in Earth's core.
Due to a unit conversion error, the portal to Narnia was opened in Earth's core.

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coffee

I AM 7OTACLY TO COFFEE! CTED OFFEE IS ONし MILDし HABIT-FORMING. IT WOULDN'T PRODUCE THE EFFECT YOU'RE EXPERIENCING RIGHT NOW NO YOU AREN'T THE TRUTH IS I'VE BEEN REPLACING YOUR MORNING COFFEE WITH A MIXTURE OF NICOTINE, OXYCODONE, MIDAZOしAMCOCAINE AND YES, A GENEROUS SHOT OF ESPRESSO YOU'RE SO ADDICTED, YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED THAT YOUR CUP IS FILLED WITH A GRITTY GRAY , , WELL, ILL BE DAMNED WHY DO IT, YOU ASK BECAUSE I'MM TIRED OF YOUR LITTLE WITTICISMS AB UT HOW "I CANT FUNCTION WITHOUT COFFEE" AND HOW YOU'RE "JUST NOT HUMAN TILL YOU HAVE YOUR COFFEE CHERYL, IT IS SO CLICHEÉ AND NOW? NOW, YOU INHABIT THE CLICHE/ yOU LITERALLy CANNOT FUNCTION WITHOUT YOUR COFFEE I WON'T DRINK SPIDERS ARE EVERYWHERE VERYWHERE UNTIL I'VE HA MY MORNING COFFEE SEE, THATS WAY MORE ORIGINA i) Smbc-comics.com
I AM 7OTACLY TO COFFEE! CTED OFFEE IS ONし MILDし HABIT-FORMING. IT WOULDN'T PRODUCE THE EFFECT YOU'RE EXPERIENCING RIGHT NOW NO YOU AREN'T THE TRUTH IS I'VE BEEN REPLACING YOUR MORNING COFFEE WITH A MIXTURE OF NICOTINE, OXYCODONE, MIDAZOしAMCOCAINE AND YES, A GENEROUS SHOT OF ESPRESSO YOU'RE SO ADDICTED, YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED THAT YOUR CUP IS FILLED WITH A GRITTY GRAY , , WELL, ILL BE DAMNED WHY DO IT, YOU ASK BECAUSE I'MM TIRED OF YOUR LITTLE WITTICISMS AB UT HOW "I CANT FUNCTION WITHOUT COFFEE" AND HOW YOU'RE "JUST NOT HUMAN TILL YOU HAVE YOUR COFFEE CHERYL, IT IS SO CLICHEÉ AND NOW? NOW, YOU INHABIT THE CLICHE/ yOU LITERALLy CANNOT FUNCTION WITHOUT YOUR COFFEE I WON'T DRINK SPIDERS ARE EVERYWHERE VERYWHERE UNTIL I'VE HA MY MORNING COFFEE SEE, THATS WAY MORE ORIGINA i) Smbc-comics.com

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Dear God

DEAR GOD, CAN I HAVE FREE SHIPPING ON THAT BULK ORDER OF DORITOSP YES I've become a lot happier since renaming my smart speaker,
DEAR GOD, CAN I HAVE FREE SHIPPING ON THAT BULK ORDER OF DORITOSP YES I've become a lot happier since renaming my smart speaker,

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brain

THINK ABOUT IT. YOU'RE JUSTA COLLECTION OF NEURONS THAT DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY DO. WHEN YOU" "DECIDE" TO DO SOMETHING IN YOUR MIND, YOUR BRAIN HAS ALREADY BEGUN A CORRESPONDING NEURAL PROCESS! In the Advanced Turing Test, the machine convinces you that it's conscious and you aren't.
THINK ABOUT IT. YOU'RE JUSTA COLLECTION OF NEURONS THAT DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY DO. WHEN YOU" "DECIDE" TO DO SOMETHING IN YOUR MIND, YOUR BRAIN HAS ALREADY BEGUN A CORRESPONDING NEURAL PROCESS! In the Advanced Turing Test, the machine convinces you that it's conscious and you aren't.

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song

PRIOR TO THE ARRIVAL OF EUROPEANS, THERE WERE FOUR SPECIES OF THE GENUS MOHO IN HAWAI nebils DUE TO INTRODUCED PREDATORS, HABITAT LOSS, HUNTING, AND DISEASE, THEY DIED OFF DURING THE 19% AND 3ot CENTURY 1337 1104 1934 1987 mebilo THE LAST KNOWN MEMBER OF THE GENUS BIRD NEAR THE EN▽ OF HIS LIFE. WAS A MALE MOHO BRACCATUS, WHO DIED IN 1987 THERE IS A RECORDING OF TH INGING A MATING SONG TO NO EAR THAT CAN HEAR I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER AND SOME DREAD MORNING F ONE DAY WELL MAKE OURSELVES AN ENDANGERED SPECIES THERE WILL BE A LAST MAN SINGING OUR MATING SONG TO A MATELESS EARTH IM A GO0OOD LMISTENER WITH NOOOO CREDIT CARD DEEEEEBT Smbc-comics.com
PRIOR TO THE ARRIVAL OF EUROPEANS, THERE WERE FOUR SPECIES OF THE GENUS MOHO IN HAWAI nebils DUE TO INTRODUCED PREDATORS, HABITAT LOSS, HUNTING, AND DISEASE, THEY DIED OFF DURING THE 19% AND 3ot CENTURY 1337 1104 1934 1987 mebilo THE LAST KNOWN MEMBER OF THE GENUS BIRD NEAR THE EN▽ OF HIS LIFE. WAS A MALE MOHO BRACCATUS, WHO DIED IN 1987 THERE IS A RECORDING OF TH INGING A MATING SONG TO NO EAR THAT CAN HEAR I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER AND SOME DREAD MORNING F ONE DAY WELL MAKE OURSELVES AN ENDANGERED SPECIES THERE WILL BE A LAST MAN SINGING OUR MATING SONG TO A MATELESS EARTH IM A GO0OOD LMISTENER WITH NOOOO CREDIT CARD DEEEEEBT Smbc-comics.com

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gordak

GORDAK CONQUER GORDAK TAKE BUOODY CROUN FROM HEAD OF OLD KING KINGDOM/ GORDAK KING NOw OON LORD GORDAK, WE NEED YOU TO CONSIDER A LEVY TO FUND FARM SUBSIDIES, AND THE STATUS OF UVERY FOR THE ARMY BUT BUT GORDAK TECHNICALLY THIS PAPER- MAGLWORK IS THE PROPERTY OF THE ROYAL HOLDING CORP- PAPERWORK ORATION, 50 NO you MAY NOT GORDAK SORRY mbc-comics.com THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONISH CUCK FOR MORE INFORMATION.
GORDAK CONQUER GORDAK TAKE BUOODY CROUN FROM HEAD OF OLD KING KINGDOM/ GORDAK KING NOw OON LORD GORDAK, WE NEED YOU TO CONSIDER A LEVY TO FUND FARM SUBSIDIES, AND THE STATUS OF UVERY FOR THE ARMY BUT BUT GORDAK TECHNICALLY THIS PAPER- MAGLWORK IS THE PROPERTY OF THE ROYAL HOLDING CORP- PAPERWORK ORATION, 50 NO you MAY NOT GORDAK SORRY mbc-comics.com THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONISH CUCK FOR MORE INFORMATION.

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odyssey

WE APPROACH THE ISLAND OF THE SIREN/ THEY WILL TEMPT ME WITH THEIR SONGS AND BEAUTY QUICK, TIE ME TO THE MAST sigh OKAY, BOSS Historical Fun Fact: Odysseus had a fetish for erotic denial.
WE APPROACH THE ISLAND OF THE SIREN/ THEY WILL TEMPT ME WITH THEIR SONGS AND BEAUTY QUICK, TIE ME TO THE MAST sigh OKAY, BOSS Historical Fun Fact: Odysseus had a fetish for erotic denial.

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soulmate

WE CREATED A MACHINE TO FIND SOULMATES MORE CHANCE ENCOUNTERS HUM IT TURNS OUT ALL NO MORE LONGING N THE NIGHTOF US WOULD BE HAPPIER THE MACHINE WILL FIND THE ONE PERSON WITH WHOM YOU WOULD HAVE YOUR BEST- MARRYNG ANY OF THE 0.0001% OF PEOPLE WHO ARE POWERFUL ATTRACTIVE, WEALTHY BRILLIANT, AND KIND IM SORRY. I HAVE NO TME TO LOVE YOU I MUST FIRST ERADICATE DISEASE FROM THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD COULD WE JUST DOIT IM MORE OF A CANDLELIGHT ROMANCE GUY THEN? N OUR AWE OF THEM, WE MADE PEACE WITH OUR ESSER DESTINIES THEY INSPIRE US TO BE OUR FINEST SELVES BETTER FOR HAVING NOWN OF THEM UNTIL WE ERED THEIR SECRET YOU HAVE SECRET WE HAVE TO MEETINGS WE WERE EATING KILL YOU 86 TRYING TO KILL VEGAN DESSERTS ACAS WE HILI US, NO DOUBT, AND DISCUSSING OLIRSELUES/ THE NATURE OF LOGIC WE SET A TRAP FOR THEM R PRESIDENT AS BAIT, I PROPOSE WE ATTACK A SMALL NATION AND TURN ITS TO A SHAMBLES, CREATING A REFUGEE CRISIS THAT WE REFUSE TO HELP WITH BELIEVE THE CONCIDENCE THAT JUST HAPPENED ANTICIPATED OUR PLAN AND REACTED ACCORDINGLY TO whom t may concern e have fled to Mar We (ft HE NEW MARTIAN RACE THRINED Wow! THE CORE BECAME MOMENT WE WERE NEAR AND THE AT AGAN THE THICKENNG JUST SO IT CAN STAY CLOSE TO US EARTH 3ECAME A HARD PLACE TO BE MY BOYFRIEND HEY THERE ARE ALWAYS FISH IN THE SEA. NO REALLY GREAT FISH NOW. BUT, MORE EFT ME MEANWJHILE, THE MARTIANS PROGRESSED RAPIDUY NOW THAT IM NOT FIXING THINGS HUMANITY BROKE, I CAN BUILD THAT PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE IVE ALWAYS WANTED OH/ AND We CAN END WAR BY UKE, NOT DOING WAR E COMBINATION OF THEIR ADVANCED KNOWLEDGE AND OUR E MATH THE FUNDAMENTAL EQUATIONS SO, THE KINDEST PROBABLUY SAY EARTHLINGS WOULD BE/ | THING WE COULD 、LAGER& SOME Do WOULD BE SS UNHAPPY IF THEY WERE NON-EXISTENT ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELw T LEAST WE WL ALL BE N HEAVEN TOGETHER/ ACTUAUY WE GO TO A
WE CREATED A MACHINE TO FIND SOULMATES MORE CHANCE ENCOUNTERS HUM IT TURNS OUT ALL NO MORE LONGING N THE NIGHTOF US WOULD BE HAPPIER THE MACHINE WILL FIND THE ONE PERSON WITH WHOM YOU WOULD HAVE YOUR BEST- MARRYNG ANY OF THE 0.0001% OF PEOPLE WHO ARE POWERFUL ATTRACTIVE, WEALTHY BRILLIANT, AND KIND IM SORRY. I HAVE NO TME TO LOVE YOU I MUST FIRST ERADICATE DISEASE FROM THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD COULD WE JUST DOIT IM MORE OF A CANDLELIGHT ROMANCE GUY THEN? N OUR AWE OF THEM, WE MADE PEACE WITH OUR ESSER DESTINIES THEY INSPIRE US TO BE OUR FINEST SELVES BETTER FOR HAVING NOWN OF THEM UNTIL WE ERED THEIR SECRET YOU HAVE SECRET WE HAVE TO MEETINGS WE WERE EATING KILL YOU 86 TRYING TO KILL VEGAN DESSERTS ACAS WE HILI US, NO DOUBT, AND DISCUSSING OLIRSELUES/ THE NATURE OF LOGIC WE SET A TRAP FOR THEM R PRESIDENT AS BAIT, I PROPOSE WE ATTACK A SMALL NATION AND TURN ITS TO A SHAMBLES, CREATING A REFUGEE CRISIS THAT WE REFUSE TO HELP WITH BELIEVE THE CONCIDENCE THAT JUST HAPPENED ANTICIPATED OUR PLAN AND REACTED ACCORDINGLY TO whom t may concern e have fled to Mar We (ft HE NEW MARTIAN RACE THRINED Wow! THE CORE BECAME MOMENT WE WERE NEAR AND THE AT AGAN THE THICKENNG JUST SO IT CAN STAY CLOSE TO US EARTH 3ECAME A HARD PLACE TO BE MY BOYFRIEND HEY THERE ARE ALWAYS FISH IN THE SEA. NO REALLY GREAT FISH NOW. BUT, MORE EFT ME MEANWJHILE, THE MARTIANS PROGRESSED RAPIDUY NOW THAT IM NOT FIXING THINGS HUMANITY BROKE, I CAN BUILD THAT PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE IVE ALWAYS WANTED OH/ AND We CAN END WAR BY UKE, NOT DOING WAR E COMBINATION OF THEIR ADVANCED KNOWLEDGE AND OUR E MATH THE FUNDAMENTAL EQUATIONS SO, THE KINDEST PROBABLUY SAY EARTHLINGS WOULD BE/ | THING WE COULD 、LAGER& SOME Do WOULD BE SS UNHAPPY IF THEY WERE NON-EXISTENT ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELw T LEAST WE WL ALL BE N HEAVEN TOGETHER/ ACTUAUY WE GO TO A

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mimic

ITS AN ENTIRELY NEW FORM OF BIOMIMICRY THIS IS IN FACT A PLANT THAT APPEARS TO BE A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER. BY APPEARING HUMANOID AND EMITTING OCCASIONAL MUTTERING SOUNDS, IT TRICKS US INTO PROVIDING UGHT FROM SIX MONITORS AT ONCE
ITS AN ENTIRELY NEW FORM OF BIOMIMICRY THIS IS IN FACT A PLANT THAT APPEARS TO BE A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER. BY APPEARING HUMANOID AND EMITTING OCCASIONAL MUTTERING SOUNDS, IT TRICKS US INTO PROVIDING UGHT FROM SIX MONITORS AT ONCE

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vavilov

THERE IS AN EVOLUTIONARY BASICALLY A PLANT WIL CONCEPT SOMETIMES CACLED MIMIC A FOOD CROP SO THAT VAVILOVIAN MIMICRY T DOESN'T GET REMOVED FOR BEING A WEED HEY THAT GUY OVER THERE IS A WEED TOO HES JUST PRETENDING TO BE GRAIN Nikolai (17-1943) THE CLASSIC EXAMPLE is RYE, ONCE CONSIDERED A NUISANCE TO FARMERS RyE EVOLVED ARGE çEEDS AND BECAME AN ANNUA PLANT, RATHER THAN A PERENNIAL IN TIME, IT BECAME A VALUABLE CROP wild rye cultivated rye THE UPSIDE IS THAT THERES THE DOWNSIDE IS THAT RYE A TASTY GRAIN WE DOMES-NOW SEEMS CREEPY TO ME TICATED ON ACCIDENT. EEEAT ME TU BE WHATEVER OU WANT! LOOK! LOOK AT MY PLUMP SEEDS/ rue whiskeyEAT ME LIKE rye bread rue BEAUTIFUL WHEAT GETS EATEN lour
THERE IS AN EVOLUTIONARY BASICALLY A PLANT WIL CONCEPT SOMETIMES CACLED MIMIC A FOOD CROP SO THAT VAVILOVIAN MIMICRY T DOESN'T GET REMOVED FOR BEING A WEED HEY THAT GUY OVER THERE IS A WEED TOO HES JUST PRETENDING TO BE GRAIN Nikolai (17-1943) THE CLASSIC EXAMPLE is RYE, ONCE CONSIDERED A NUISANCE TO FARMERS RyE EVOLVED ARGE çEEDS AND BECAME AN ANNUA PLANT, RATHER THAN A PERENNIAL IN TIME, IT BECAME A VALUABLE CROP wild rye cultivated rye THE UPSIDE IS THAT THERES THE DOWNSIDE IS THAT RYE A TASTY GRAIN WE DOMES-NOW SEEMS CREEPY TO ME TICATED ON ACCIDENT. EEEAT ME TU BE WHATEVER OU WANT! LOOK! LOOK AT MY PLUMP SEEDS/ rue whiskeyEAT ME LIKE rye bread rue BEAUTIFUL WHEAT GETS EATEN lour

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come on baby

BABY WE DONT NEED THAT IF WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT POPULATION GROWTH, WE CAN JUST INTRODUCE A PREDATOR TO THE ENVRONMENT I've had few takers for my ecological approach to birth control.
BABY WE DONT NEED THAT IF WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT POPULATION GROWTH, WE CAN JUST INTRODUCE A PREDATOR TO THE ENVRONMENT I've had few takers for my ecological approach to birth control.

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