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IN THE YEAR OF A GREAT FAMINE, HANSE AND GRETEL'S MOTHER DECIDED TO LEA VE THEM IN THE WOODS TO FEND FOR THEMSELVES OVERHEARING THE CONVERSATION HANSE HAD AN IDEA LITTLE DID THEY KNOW THEIR MOTHER HAD OVERHEARD THEIR CONVERSATION I WILL TAKE THESE BRIGHT PEBBLES AND LEA VE THEM ALONG OUR PATH. THEN, WE CAN FOLLOW THEM HOME THAT NIGHT, SHE CREATED OOPS OF SHINY PEBBLES AT VARIOUS POINTS IN THE WOODS THE FOしし WING EVENING SHE LEFT THEM IN THE FOREST ON THE PATH HOME THEY ENCOUNTERED Aし00P WHICH CAUSED THEM TO GO IT'S EASY/ JUST ALWAYS IN AN END ESS CYCLE UNTIL THEY PASSED OUT FROM EXHAUSTION TO THE NEAREST PEBBLE KEEP DOING THAT UNTIL YOU ARRIVE HOME e) WHAT'S THE MORAL OF THIS STORYP THERE ARE ARTS FAR DARKER THAN WITCHCRAFT 0 oductio hm mbc-comics.com

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IN THE YEAR OF A GREAT FAMINE, HANSE AND GRETEL'S MOTHER DECIDED TO LEA VE THEM IN THE WOODS TO FEND FOR THEMSELVES OVERHEARING THE CONVERSATION HANSE HAD AN IDEA LITTLE DID THEY KNOW THEIR MOTHER HAD OVERHEARD THEIR CONVERSATION I WILL TAKE THESE BRIGHT PEBBLES AND LEA VE THEM ALONG OUR PATH. THEN, WE CAN FOLLOW THEM HOME THAT NIGHT, SHE CREATED OOPS OF SHINY PEBBLES AT VARIOUS POINTS IN THE WOODS THE FOしし WING EVENING SHE LEFT THEM IN THE FOREST ON THE PATH HOME THEY ENCOUNTERED Aし00P WHICH CAUSED THEM TO GO IT'S EASY/ JUST ALWAYS IN AN END ESS CYCLE UNTIL THEY PASSED OUT FROM EXHAUSTION TO THE NEAREST PEBBLE KEEP DOING THAT UNTIL YOU ARRIVE HOME e) WHAT'S THE MORAL OF THIS STORYP THERE ARE ARTS FAR DARKER THAN WITCHCRAFT 0 oductio hm mbc-comics.com

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