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hindenburg

I INVENTED A TIME MACHINE! WE CAN ONUY USE IT ONCE, TO ALTER ONE POINT IN HISTORY. WHAT DO WE DO? HUH? COME WITH ME! WE MAKE THE HINDENBURG OUT OF CHICKEN. NOU WERE RIGHT THIS IS BETTER FREE ROAST CHICKEN! HOORAY! THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONIS CUCK FOR MORE INFORMATION. mbc-comics.com
I INVENTED A TIME MACHINE! WE CAN ONUY USE IT ONCE, TO ALTER ONE POINT IN HISTORY. WHAT DO WE DO? HUH? COME WITH ME! WE MAKE THE HINDENBURG OUT OF CHICKEN. NOU WERE RIGHT THIS IS BETTER FREE ROAST CHICKEN! HOORAY! THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONIS CUCK FOR MORE INFORMATION. mbc-comics.com

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astrobiology

しADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I CAN FINALLY MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT ASTROBIOLOGISTS HAVEしONG HOPED FOR WE HA VE RECOVERED A LIFE-CONTAINING OBJECT FROM SPACE THIS WAS ACCOMPLISHED BY RECOGNIZING (A) THAT SPACE IS TECHNICALLy ONLy 100 KILOME TERS HIGH, (B) THAT METEORITES ARE TECHNICALLY UST ROCKS FROM SPACE. (C) THAT IT'S POSSIBLE TO BRING ROCKS FROM EARTH TO TECHNICA SPACE VIA A WEA THER BALLOON AND SMALL ROCKET, AND (D) THAT NONE OF YOU WOULD READ BEYOND THE ABSTRACT THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT SEVERAL LARGE UNIVERSITIES AND CORPORA TIONS DIDN'T READ THE METHODS SECTION EITHER AND HAVE ALREADY SPONSORED THIS EVENT THUS, OUR SECOND PAPER THE MOST EFFICIENT METHOD OF EXTRACTING FREE PIZZA AND COOKIES FROM HARVARD UNIVERSITY cla clkf hp clap Cla cl. ap cla lap cla THANK YOU Smbc-comics.com
しADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I CAN FINALLY MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT ASTROBIOLOGISTS HAVEしONG HOPED FOR WE HA VE RECOVERED A LIFE-CONTAINING OBJECT FROM SPACE THIS WAS ACCOMPLISHED BY RECOGNIZING (A) THAT SPACE IS TECHNICALLy ONLy 100 KILOME TERS HIGH, (B) THAT METEORITES ARE TECHNICALLY UST ROCKS FROM SPACE. (C) THAT IT'S POSSIBLE TO BRING ROCKS FROM EARTH TO TECHNICA SPACE VIA A WEA THER BALLOON AND SMALL ROCKET, AND (D) THAT NONE OF YOU WOULD READ BEYOND THE ABSTRACT THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT SEVERAL LARGE UNIVERSITIES AND CORPORA TIONS DIDN'T READ THE METHODS SECTION EITHER AND HAVE ALREADY SPONSORED THIS EVENT THUS, OUR SECOND PAPER THE MOST EFFICIENT METHOD OF EXTRACTING FREE PIZZA AND COOKIES FROM HARVARD UNIVERSITY cla clkf hp clap Cla cl. ap cla lap cla THANK YOU Smbc-comics.com

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oops

Due to a unit conversion error, the portal to Narnia was opened in Earth's core.
Due to a unit conversion error, the portal to Narnia was opened in Earth's core.

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coffee

I AM 7OTACLY TO COFFEE! CTED OFFEE IS ONし MILDし HABIT-FORMING. IT WOULDN'T PRODUCE THE EFFECT YOU'RE EXPERIENCING RIGHT NOW NO YOU AREN'T THE TRUTH IS I'VE BEEN REPLACING YOUR MORNING COFFEE WITH A MIXTURE OF NICOTINE, OXYCODONE, MIDAZOしAMCOCAINE AND YES, A GENEROUS SHOT OF ESPRESSO YOU'RE SO ADDICTED, YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED THAT YOUR CUP IS FILLED WITH A GRITTY GRAY , , WELL, ILL BE DAMNED WHY DO IT, YOU ASK BECAUSE I'MM TIRED OF YOUR LITTLE WITTICISMS AB UT HOW "I CANT FUNCTION WITHOUT COFFEE" AND HOW YOU'RE "JUST NOT HUMAN TILL YOU HAVE YOUR COFFEE CHERYL, IT IS SO CLICHEÉ AND NOW? NOW, YOU INHABIT THE CLICHE/ yOU LITERALLy CANNOT FUNCTION WITHOUT YOUR COFFEE I WON'T DRINK SPIDERS ARE EVERYWHERE VERYWHERE UNTIL I'VE HA MY MORNING COFFEE SEE, THATS WAY MORE ORIGINA i) Smbc-comics.com
I AM 7OTACLY TO COFFEE! CTED OFFEE IS ONし MILDし HABIT-FORMING. IT WOULDN'T PRODUCE THE EFFECT YOU'RE EXPERIENCING RIGHT NOW NO YOU AREN'T THE TRUTH IS I'VE BEEN REPLACING YOUR MORNING COFFEE WITH A MIXTURE OF NICOTINE, OXYCODONE, MIDAZOしAMCOCAINE AND YES, A GENEROUS SHOT OF ESPRESSO YOU'RE SO ADDICTED, YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED THAT YOUR CUP IS FILLED WITH A GRITTY GRAY , , WELL, ILL BE DAMNED WHY DO IT, YOU ASK BECAUSE I'MM TIRED OF YOUR LITTLE WITTICISMS AB UT HOW "I CANT FUNCTION WITHOUT COFFEE" AND HOW YOU'RE "JUST NOT HUMAN TILL YOU HAVE YOUR COFFEE CHERYL, IT IS SO CLICHEÉ AND NOW? NOW, YOU INHABIT THE CLICHE/ yOU LITERALLy CANNOT FUNCTION WITHOUT YOUR COFFEE I WON'T DRINK SPIDERS ARE EVERYWHERE VERYWHERE UNTIL I'VE HA MY MORNING COFFEE SEE, THATS WAY MORE ORIGINA i) Smbc-comics.com

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Dear God

DEAR GOD, CAN I HAVE FREE SHIPPING ON THAT BULK ORDER OF DORITOSP YES I've become a lot happier since renaming my smart speaker,
DEAR GOD, CAN I HAVE FREE SHIPPING ON THAT BULK ORDER OF DORITOSP YES I've become a lot happier since renaming my smart speaker,

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brain

THINK ABOUT IT. YOU'RE JUSTA COLLECTION OF NEURONS THAT DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY DO. WHEN YOU" "DECIDE" TO DO SOMETHING IN YOUR MIND, YOUR BRAIN HAS ALREADY BEGUN A CORRESPONDING NEURAL PROCESS! In the Advanced Turing Test, the machine convinces you that it's conscious and you aren't.
THINK ABOUT IT. YOU'RE JUSTA COLLECTION OF NEURONS THAT DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY DO. WHEN YOU" "DECIDE" TO DO SOMETHING IN YOUR MIND, YOUR BRAIN HAS ALREADY BEGUN A CORRESPONDING NEURAL PROCESS! In the Advanced Turing Test, the machine convinces you that it's conscious and you aren't.

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song

PRIOR TO THE ARRIVAL OF EUROPEANS, THERE WERE FOUR SPECIES OF THE GENUS MOHO IN HAWAI nebils DUE TO INTRODUCED PREDATORS, HABITAT LOSS, HUNTING, AND DISEASE, THEY DIED OFF DURING THE 19% AND 3ot CENTURY 1337 1104 1934 1987 mebilo THE LAST KNOWN MEMBER OF THE GENUS BIRD NEAR THE EN▽ OF HIS LIFE. WAS A MALE MOHO BRACCATUS, WHO DIED IN 1987 THERE IS A RECORDING OF TH INGING A MATING SONG TO NO EAR THAT CAN HEAR I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER AND SOME DREAD MORNING F ONE DAY WELL MAKE OURSELVES AN ENDANGERED SPECIES THERE WILL BE A LAST MAN SINGING OUR MATING SONG TO A MATELESS EARTH IM A GO0OOD LMISTENER WITH NOOOO CREDIT CARD DEEEEEBT Smbc-comics.com
PRIOR TO THE ARRIVAL OF EUROPEANS, THERE WERE FOUR SPECIES OF THE GENUS MOHO IN HAWAI nebils DUE TO INTRODUCED PREDATORS, HABITAT LOSS, HUNTING, AND DISEASE, THEY DIED OFF DURING THE 19% AND 3ot CENTURY 1337 1104 1934 1987 mebilo THE LAST KNOWN MEMBER OF THE GENUS BIRD NEAR THE EN▽ OF HIS LIFE. WAS A MALE MOHO BRACCATUS, WHO DIED IN 1987 THERE IS A RECORDING OF TH INGING A MATING SONG TO NO EAR THAT CAN HEAR I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER AND SOME DREAD MORNING F ONE DAY WELL MAKE OURSELVES AN ENDANGERED SPECIES THERE WILL BE A LAST MAN SINGING OUR MATING SONG TO A MATELESS EARTH IM A GO0OOD LMISTENER WITH NOOOO CREDIT CARD DEEEEEBT Smbc-comics.com

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gordak

GORDAK CONQUER GORDAK TAKE BUOODY CROUN FROM HEAD OF OLD KING KINGDOM/ GORDAK KING NOw OON LORD GORDAK, WE NEED YOU TO CONSIDER A LEVY TO FUND FARM SUBSIDIES, AND THE STATUS OF UVERY FOR THE ARMY BUT BUT GORDAK TECHNICALLY THIS PAPER- MAGLWORK IS THE PROPERTY OF THE ROYAL HOLDING CORP- PAPERWORK ORATION, 50 NO you MAY NOT GORDAK SORRY mbc-comics.com THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONISH CUCK FOR MORE INFORMATION.
GORDAK CONQUER GORDAK TAKE BUOODY CROUN FROM HEAD OF OLD KING KINGDOM/ GORDAK KING NOw OON LORD GORDAK, WE NEED YOU TO CONSIDER A LEVY TO FUND FARM SUBSIDIES, AND THE STATUS OF UVERY FOR THE ARMY BUT BUT GORDAK TECHNICALLY THIS PAPER- MAGLWORK IS THE PROPERTY OF THE ROYAL HOLDING CORP- PAPERWORK ORATION, 50 NO you MAY NOT GORDAK SORRY mbc-comics.com THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONISH CUCK FOR MORE INFORMATION.

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odyssey

WE APPROACH THE ISLAND OF THE SIREN/ THEY WILL TEMPT ME WITH THEIR SONGS AND BEAUTY QUICK, TIE ME TO THE MAST sigh OKAY, BOSS Historical Fun Fact: Odysseus had a fetish for erotic denial.
WE APPROACH THE ISLAND OF THE SIREN/ THEY WILL TEMPT ME WITH THEIR SONGS AND BEAUTY QUICK, TIE ME TO THE MAST sigh OKAY, BOSS Historical Fun Fact: Odysseus had a fetish for erotic denial.

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soulmate

WE CREATED A MACHINE TO FIND SOULMATES MORE CHANCE ENCOUNTERS HUM IT TURNS OUT ALL NO MORE LONGING N THE NIGHTOF US WOULD BE HAPPIER THE MACHINE WILL FIND THE ONE PERSON WITH WHOM YOU WOULD HAVE YOUR BEST- MARRYNG ANY OF THE 0.0001% OF PEOPLE WHO ARE POWERFUL ATTRACTIVE, WEALTHY BRILLIANT, AND KIND IM SORRY. I HAVE NO TME TO LOVE YOU I MUST FIRST ERADICATE DISEASE FROM THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD COULD WE JUST DOIT IM MORE OF A CANDLELIGHT ROMANCE GUY THEN? N OUR AWE OF THEM, WE MADE PEACE WITH OUR ESSER DESTINIES THEY INSPIRE US TO BE OUR FINEST SELVES BETTER FOR HAVING NOWN OF THEM UNTIL WE ERED THEIR SECRET YOU HAVE SECRET WE HAVE TO MEETINGS WE WERE EATING KILL YOU 86 TRYING TO KILL VEGAN DESSERTS ACAS WE HILI US, NO DOUBT, AND DISCUSSING OLIRSELUES/ THE NATURE OF LOGIC WE SET A TRAP FOR THEM R PRESIDENT AS BAIT, I PROPOSE WE ATTACK A SMALL NATION AND TURN ITS TO A SHAMBLES, CREATING A REFUGEE CRISIS THAT WE REFUSE TO HELP WITH BELIEVE THE CONCIDENCE THAT JUST HAPPENED ANTICIPATED OUR PLAN AND REACTED ACCORDINGLY TO whom t may concern e have fled to Mar We (ft HE NEW MARTIAN RACE THRINED Wow! THE CORE BECAME MOMENT WE WERE NEAR AND THE AT AGAN THE THICKENNG JUST SO IT CAN STAY CLOSE TO US EARTH 3ECAME A HARD PLACE TO BE MY BOYFRIEND HEY THERE ARE ALWAYS FISH IN THE SEA. NO REALLY GREAT FISH NOW. BUT, MORE EFT ME MEANWJHILE, THE MARTIANS PROGRESSED RAPIDUY NOW THAT IM NOT FIXING THINGS HUMANITY BROKE, I CAN BUILD THAT PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE IVE ALWAYS WANTED OH/ AND We CAN END WAR BY UKE, NOT DOING WAR E COMBINATION OF THEIR ADVANCED KNOWLEDGE AND OUR E MATH THE FUNDAMENTAL EQUATIONS SO, THE KINDEST PROBABLUY SAY EARTHLINGS WOULD BE/ | THING WE COULD 、LAGER& SOME Do WOULD BE SS UNHAPPY IF THEY WERE NON-EXISTENT ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELw T LEAST WE WL ALL BE N HEAVEN TOGETHER/ ACTUAUY WE GO TO A
WE CREATED A MACHINE TO FIND SOULMATES MORE CHANCE ENCOUNTERS HUM IT TURNS OUT ALL NO MORE LONGING N THE NIGHTOF US WOULD BE HAPPIER THE MACHINE WILL FIND THE ONE PERSON WITH WHOM YOU WOULD HAVE YOUR BEST- MARRYNG ANY OF THE 0.0001% OF PEOPLE WHO ARE POWERFUL ATTRACTIVE, WEALTHY BRILLIANT, AND KIND IM SORRY. I HAVE NO TME TO LOVE YOU I MUST FIRST ERADICATE DISEASE FROM THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD COULD WE JUST DOIT IM MORE OF A CANDLELIGHT ROMANCE GUY THEN? N OUR AWE OF THEM, WE MADE PEACE WITH OUR ESSER DESTINIES THEY INSPIRE US TO BE OUR FINEST SELVES BETTER FOR HAVING NOWN OF THEM UNTIL WE ERED THEIR SECRET YOU HAVE SECRET WE HAVE TO MEETINGS WE WERE EATING KILL YOU 86 TRYING TO KILL VEGAN DESSERTS ACAS WE HILI US, NO DOUBT, AND DISCUSSING OLIRSELUES/ THE NATURE OF LOGIC WE SET A TRAP FOR THEM R PRESIDENT AS BAIT, I PROPOSE WE ATTACK A SMALL NATION AND TURN ITS TO A SHAMBLES, CREATING A REFUGEE CRISIS THAT WE REFUSE TO HELP WITH BELIEVE THE CONCIDENCE THAT JUST HAPPENED ANTICIPATED OUR PLAN AND REACTED ACCORDINGLY TO whom t may concern e have fled to Mar We (ft HE NEW MARTIAN RACE THRINED Wow! THE CORE BECAME MOMENT WE WERE NEAR AND THE AT AGAN THE THICKENNG JUST SO IT CAN STAY CLOSE TO US EARTH 3ECAME A HARD PLACE TO BE MY BOYFRIEND HEY THERE ARE ALWAYS FISH IN THE SEA. NO REALLY GREAT FISH NOW. BUT, MORE EFT ME MEANWJHILE, THE MARTIANS PROGRESSED RAPIDUY NOW THAT IM NOT FIXING THINGS HUMANITY BROKE, I CAN BUILD THAT PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE IVE ALWAYS WANTED OH/ AND We CAN END WAR BY UKE, NOT DOING WAR E COMBINATION OF THEIR ADVANCED KNOWLEDGE AND OUR E MATH THE FUNDAMENTAL EQUATIONS SO, THE KINDEST PROBABLUY SAY EARTHLINGS WOULD BE/ | THING WE COULD 、LAGER& SOME Do WOULD BE SS UNHAPPY IF THEY WERE NON-EXISTENT ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELw T LEAST WE WL ALL BE N HEAVEN TOGETHER/ ACTUAUY WE GO TO A

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mimic

ITS AN ENTIRELY NEW FORM OF BIOMIMICRY THIS IS IN FACT A PLANT THAT APPEARS TO BE A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER. BY APPEARING HUMANOID AND EMITTING OCCASIONAL MUTTERING SOUNDS, IT TRICKS US INTO PROVIDING UGHT FROM SIX MONITORS AT ONCE
ITS AN ENTIRELY NEW FORM OF BIOMIMICRY THIS IS IN FACT A PLANT THAT APPEARS TO BE A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER. BY APPEARING HUMANOID AND EMITTING OCCASIONAL MUTTERING SOUNDS, IT TRICKS US INTO PROVIDING UGHT FROM SIX MONITORS AT ONCE

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vavilov

THERE IS AN EVOLUTIONARY BASICALLY A PLANT WIL CONCEPT SOMETIMES CACLED MIMIC A FOOD CROP SO THAT VAVILOVIAN MIMICRY T DOESN'T GET REMOVED FOR BEING A WEED HEY THAT GUY OVER THERE IS A WEED TOO HES JUST PRETENDING TO BE GRAIN Nikolai (17-1943) THE CLASSIC EXAMPLE is RYE, ONCE CONSIDERED A NUISANCE TO FARMERS RyE EVOLVED ARGE çEEDS AND BECAME AN ANNUA PLANT, RATHER THAN A PERENNIAL IN TIME, IT BECAME A VALUABLE CROP wild rye cultivated rye THE UPSIDE IS THAT THERES THE DOWNSIDE IS THAT RYE A TASTY GRAIN WE DOMES-NOW SEEMS CREEPY TO ME TICATED ON ACCIDENT. EEEAT ME TU BE WHATEVER OU WANT! LOOK! LOOK AT MY PLUMP SEEDS/ rue whiskeyEAT ME LIKE rye bread rue BEAUTIFUL WHEAT GETS EATEN lour
THERE IS AN EVOLUTIONARY BASICALLY A PLANT WIL CONCEPT SOMETIMES CACLED MIMIC A FOOD CROP SO THAT VAVILOVIAN MIMICRY T DOESN'T GET REMOVED FOR BEING A WEED HEY THAT GUY OVER THERE IS A WEED TOO HES JUST PRETENDING TO BE GRAIN Nikolai (17-1943) THE CLASSIC EXAMPLE is RYE, ONCE CONSIDERED A NUISANCE TO FARMERS RyE EVOLVED ARGE çEEDS AND BECAME AN ANNUA PLANT, RATHER THAN A PERENNIAL IN TIME, IT BECAME A VALUABLE CROP wild rye cultivated rye THE UPSIDE IS THAT THERES THE DOWNSIDE IS THAT RYE A TASTY GRAIN WE DOMES-NOW SEEMS CREEPY TO ME TICATED ON ACCIDENT. EEEAT ME TU BE WHATEVER OU WANT! LOOK! LOOK AT MY PLUMP SEEDS/ rue whiskeyEAT ME LIKE rye bread rue BEAUTIFUL WHEAT GETS EATEN lour

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come on baby

BABY WE DONT NEED THAT IF WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT POPULATION GROWTH, WE CAN JUST INTRODUCE A PREDATOR TO THE ENVRONMENT I've had few takers for my ecological approach to birth control.
BABY WE DONT NEED THAT IF WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT POPULATION GROWTH, WE CAN JUST INTRODUCE A PREDATOR TO THE ENVRONMENT I've had few takers for my ecological approach to birth control.

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candyland

GOD, I HATE THIS GAME. IT JEEZ. HE LOOKS LIKE THERES ACTION REALLY DOES THATS NOT AND SUSPENSE, BUT ITS ALL NOT LIKE JUST SET BY THE STARTING CONDITIONS. HM? OH, NO THE ISSUE HES A PHILOSOPHICAL DETERMINIST HERE'S THE SKILL?/ THE WHOLE THING IS FOREORDAINED Smbc-comics.com
GOD, I HATE THIS GAME. IT JEEZ. HE LOOKS LIKE THERES ACTION REALLY DOES THATS NOT AND SUSPENSE, BUT ITS ALL NOT LIKE JUST SET BY THE STARTING CONDITIONS. HM? OH, NO THE ISSUE HES A PHILOSOPHICAL DETERMINIST HERE'S THE SKILL?/ THE WHOLE THING IS FOREORDAINED Smbc-comics.com

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moon

POP HOUSTON THIS IS APOLLO 11 WE NEED TO FAKE A MOON LANDING AS SOON AS POSSIBLE THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONIS CUICK FOR MORE INFORMATION mbc-ComiCs.com
POP HOUSTON THIS IS APOLLO 11 WE NEED TO FAKE A MOON LANDING AS SOON AS POSSIBLE THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONIS CUICK FOR MORE INFORMATION mbc-ComiCs.com

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jesus

I GUESS I JUST FEEL SIMULTANEOUSLY WITHOUT MEANING AND PATHETIC. 0 READ WHAT JESUS SAID WHAT HE DID READ AND BE CHANGED BY THE AGE OF 33, CHRIST HAD STARTED A MAJOR RELIGION AND DIED FOR EVERVONE'S SINS?/ WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE? Smbc-comics.com
I GUESS I JUST FEEL SIMULTANEOUSLY WITHOUT MEANING AND PATHETIC. 0 READ WHAT JESUS SAID WHAT HE DID READ AND BE CHANGED BY THE AGE OF 33, CHRIST HAD STARTED A MAJOR RELIGION AND DIED FOR EVERVONE'S SINS?/ WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE? Smbc-comics.com

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breakup 2

B08, WE HAVE TO BREAK UP. YOURE JUST TOO PREDICTABLE FOR INSTANCE AFTER I SAY THIS, YOULL SAY WE SHOULDNT BREAK UP. HA GOT YOU IF YOU SAY WE SHOULDNT BREAK UP, WE BREAK UP BECAUSE YOURE FLAWED IF YOU SAY WE SHOULD BREAK UP WE BREAK UP BY MUTUAL AGREEMENT/ CHECKMATE, ROBERT CHECKMATE TO BE HONEST, I WAS GOING TO BREAK UP WITH YOU TODAY NG MATTER WHAT YOU SAID BUT IM SO SMART mbc-comics.com
B08, WE HAVE TO BREAK UP. YOURE JUST TOO PREDICTABLE FOR INSTANCE AFTER I SAY THIS, YOULL SAY WE SHOULDNT BREAK UP. HA GOT YOU IF YOU SAY WE SHOULDNT BREAK UP, WE BREAK UP BECAUSE YOURE FLAWED IF YOU SAY WE SHOULD BREAK UP WE BREAK UP BY MUTUAL AGREEMENT/ CHECKMATE, ROBERT CHECKMATE TO BE HONEST, I WAS GOING TO BREAK UP WITH YOU TODAY NG MATTER WHAT YOU SAID BUT IM SO SMART mbc-comics.com

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platypus

DEAR GOD WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE PLATYPUS? TS A MAMMAL, BUT IT LA YS EGGS, ITS GOT A CLOACA AND BEAK IKE A BIRD, BUT IT HAS FUR AND LIVES IN THE WATER YOU RE A TALKING APE. YOU'RE LIKE TEN SECONDS OUT OF THE TREES AND yOU DRIVE AROUND IN GIANT METAL BOXES LIKE ITS PERFECTLV NORMAL ANIMAL YOU GET YOUR FOOD FROM A GIANT BOX- SHAPED CAVE BUILT BY OTHER TALKING APES, NONE OF WHOM KNOWS WHERE THE FOOD CAME FROM BEHAVIOR YOUR DOMINANT FORM OF COMMUNICATION S ENTERING PATTERNS OF SQUIGGLES INTO A MECHANICAL BRAIN AND SENDING IT TO OTHER MECHANICAL AND、OU'RE WERDED OUT BY A MAMMAL WITH A BEAK? YOURE WEIRD. THE ENTIRE REST OF CREATION IS TOTALLY NORMAL BRAINS/ THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE S THIS WAY? YOU'RE PART OF A LONGTERM PLAN TO COOK THE OCEANS INTO SOUP Smbc-comics.com
DEAR GOD WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE PLATYPUS? TS A MAMMAL, BUT IT LA YS EGGS, ITS GOT A CLOACA AND BEAK IKE A BIRD, BUT IT HAS FUR AND LIVES IN THE WATER YOU RE A TALKING APE. YOU'RE LIKE TEN SECONDS OUT OF THE TREES AND yOU DRIVE AROUND IN GIANT METAL BOXES LIKE ITS PERFECTLV NORMAL ANIMAL YOU GET YOUR FOOD FROM A GIANT BOX- SHAPED CAVE BUILT BY OTHER TALKING APES, NONE OF WHOM KNOWS WHERE THE FOOD CAME FROM BEHAVIOR YOUR DOMINANT FORM OF COMMUNICATION S ENTERING PATTERNS OF SQUIGGLES INTO A MECHANICAL BRAIN AND SENDING IT TO OTHER MECHANICAL AND、OU'RE WERDED OUT BY A MAMMAL WITH A BEAK? YOURE WEIRD. THE ENTIRE REST OF CREATION IS TOTALLY NORMAL BRAINS/ THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE S THIS WAY? YOU'RE PART OF A LONGTERM PLAN TO COOK THE OCEANS INTO SOUP Smbc-comics.com

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evolved

T'Ll SHOW YOU TO EVOLVE A BUNCH AND THEN YOULL SEE HA LOOK AT FRANK THE FREAK/ MIGRATING TO LAND UKE AN DIOT! SURE THING, FREAK! THREE MILLION GENERATIONS LATER WHY DOES EATING FISH MAKE ME FEEL SO POWERFUL? (U smbc-comics.com
T'Ll SHOW YOU TO EVOLVE A BUNCH AND THEN YOULL SEE HA LOOK AT FRANK THE FREAK/ MIGRATING TO LAND UKE AN DIOT! SURE THING, FREAK! THREE MILLION GENERATIONS LATER WHY DOES EATING FISH MAKE ME FEEL SO POWERFUL? (U smbc-comics.com

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his plan

I DONT THINK THERES A CONFLICT. I BELIEVE NATURAL SELECTION WAS THE METHOD HE USED TO PUT A PSYCHOTIO OMNIVOROUS APE IN CHARGE OF THE WHOLE PLANET I wonder if Satanists believe in guided evolution.
I DONT THINK THERES A CONFLICT. I BELIEVE NATURAL SELECTION WAS THE METHOD HE USED TO PUT A PSYCHOTIO OMNIVOROUS APE IN CHARGE OF THE WHOLE PLANET I wonder if Satanists believe in guided evolution.

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