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DEAR GOD WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE PLATYPUS? TS A MAMMAL, BUT IT LA YS EGGS, ITS GOT A CLOACA AND BEAK IKE A BIRD, BUT IT HAS FUR AND LIVES IN THE WATER YOU RE A TALKING APE. YOU'RE LIKE TEN SECONDS OUT OF THE TREES AND yOU DRIVE AROUND IN GIANT METAL BOXES LIKE ITS PERFECTLV NORMAL ANIMAL YOU GET YOUR FOOD FROM A GIANT BOX- SHAPED CAVE BUILT BY OTHER TALKING APES, NONE OF WHOM KNOWS WHERE THE FOOD CAME FROM BEHAVIOR YOUR DOMINANT FORM OF COMMUNICATION S ENTERING PATTERNS OF SQUIGGLES INTO A MECHANICAL BRAIN AND SENDING IT TO OTHER MECHANICAL AND、OU'RE WERDED OUT BY A MAMMAL WITH A BEAK? YOURE WEIRD. THE ENTIRE REST OF CREATION IS TOTALLY NORMAL BRAINS/ THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE S THIS WAY? YOU'RE PART OF A LONGTERM PLAN TO COOK THE OCEANS INTO SOUP Smbc-comics.com

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DEAR GOD WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE PLATYPUS? TS A MAMMAL, BUT IT LA YS EGGS, ITS GOT A CLOACA AND BEAK IKE A BIRD, BUT IT HAS FUR AND LIVES IN THE WATER YOU RE A TALKING APE. YOU'RE LIKE TEN SECONDS OUT OF THE TREES AND yOU DRIVE AROUND IN GIANT METAL BOXES LIKE ITS PERFECTLV NORMAL ANIMAL YOU GET YOUR FOOD FROM A GIANT BOX- SHAPED CAVE BUILT BY OTHER TALKING APES, NONE OF WHOM KNOWS WHERE THE FOOD CAME FROM BEHAVIOR YOUR DOMINANT FORM OF COMMUNICATION S ENTERING PATTERNS OF SQUIGGLES INTO A MECHANICAL BRAIN AND SENDING IT TO OTHER MECHANICAL AND、OU'RE WERDED OUT BY A MAMMAL WITH A BEAK? YOURE WEIRD. THE ENTIRE REST OF CREATION IS TOTALLY NORMAL BRAINS/ THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE S THIS WAY? YOU'RE PART OF A LONGTERM PLAN TO COOK THE OCEANS INTO SOUP Smbc-comics.com

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