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WHAT THE THAT HAIR ON THE DRESSER ISN'T MINE YOU ARE SO PARANOID YOUVE BEEN SEEING MEDUSA AGAIN HAVENT YOU?/ mbc-comics.com
WHAT THE THAT HAIR ON THE DRESSER ISN'T MINE YOU ARE SO PARANOID YOUVE BEEN SEEING MEDUSA AGAIN HAVENT YOU?/ mbc-comics.com

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Listen To Your Body

THE REASON YOU FEEL LUKE GARBAGE IS YOURE NOT USTENING TO YOURSELF YOU SHOULD TRUST YOUR BODY TO TELu YOU WHAT YOU NEED EAT A WHOLE CE CREAM CAKE. YOULL FEEL F YOURE MAXED ASHAMED OF THEN YOURE OF YOURSELF OUT ON SHAME WELL THINK ABOUT BEAUTIFUL EMILY YOURSELF, BUTALREADY MIGHT AS ALREADY ASHAMEDEMILY BEAUTIFUL LATER MSO IN TUNE WITH MY NEEDS mbc-comics.com
THE REASON YOU FEEL LUKE GARBAGE IS YOURE NOT USTENING TO YOURSELF YOU SHOULD TRUST YOUR BODY TO TELu YOU WHAT YOU NEED EAT A WHOLE CE CREAM CAKE. YOULL FEEL F YOURE MAXED ASHAMED OF THEN YOURE OF YOURSELF OUT ON SHAME WELL THINK ABOUT BEAUTIFUL EMILY YOURSELF, BUTALREADY MIGHT AS ALREADY ASHAMEDEMILY BEAUTIFUL LATER MSO IN TUNE WITH MY NEEDS mbc-comics.com

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Targeted Ads

TARGETED MERCHANDISE ADS BUY NOW/ COOL PEOPLE WENT TO NYU ADVANCED TARGETED MERCHANDSE ADS THE HELU? BUY NOW/ CoOL PEOPLE ERE BORN NOVEMBER 1 180, IN LINCOUNSHIRE COUNTY BY C-SECTIONN THE HORRIBLE FUTURE BUY NOW PAPA? COOL PEOPLES BIOLOGICAL FATHER WAS ACTALLY STAN DAVIES FROM ACROSS THE STREET mbc-comiCs.com
TARGETED MERCHANDISE ADS BUY NOW/ COOL PEOPLE WENT TO NYU ADVANCED TARGETED MERCHANDSE ADS THE HELU? BUY NOW/ CoOL PEOPLE ERE BORN NOVEMBER 1 180, IN LINCOUNSHIRE COUNTY BY C-SECTIONN THE HORRIBLE FUTURE BUY NOW PAPA? COOL PEOPLES BIOLOGICAL FATHER WAS ACTALLY STAN DAVIES FROM ACROSS THE STREET mbc-comiCs.com

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Algorithms

PLEASE MIX VARIOUS SOME ETHANOL AND A MONTHUY COMMON ITEMS IN WITH EACH PURCHASE HEY, AMAZON, ID LIKE TO BUY SUBSCRIPTION TO ROACH TRAPS CONTAINING HYDRAMETHYLNON LATER HONEY HOW COME AMAZON RECOMMENDS NO-FINGERPRINT GLOVES AND PLANE TICKETS TO NATIONS WITH WEAK EXTRADITION LAWS? HOW VERY ODD THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONIS CUCK FOR MORE INFORMATION. Smbc-comics.com
PLEASE MIX VARIOUS SOME ETHANOL AND A MONTHUY COMMON ITEMS IN WITH EACH PURCHASE HEY, AMAZON, ID LIKE TO BUY SUBSCRIPTION TO ROACH TRAPS CONTAINING HYDRAMETHYLNON LATER HONEY HOW COME AMAZON RECOMMENDS NO-FINGERPRINT GLOVES AND PLANE TICKETS TO NATIONS WITH WEAK EXTRADITION LAWS? HOW VERY ODD THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONIS CUCK FOR MORE INFORMATION. Smbc-comics.com

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Parrot

2 me With training, the parrots were able to demonstrate a rudimentary form of online dating.
2 me With training, the parrots were able to demonstrate a rudimentary form of online dating.

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Caterpillar

HEY, BEETLE. CAN BORROW ONE HUNDRED SURE THING, CATERPILLAR BACK DoUBLE NEXT MONTH 6 WEEKS LATER 龜 heh heh heh Smbc-comics.com
HEY, BEETLE. CAN BORROW ONE HUNDRED SURE THING, CATERPILLAR BACK DoUBLE NEXT MONTH 6 WEEKS LATER 龜 heh heh heh Smbc-comics.com

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Get Me A Scientist

MR PRESIDENTI AN ASTEROID S HEADED DIRECTLY FO2 LOS ANGELES! WE HAVE a HOURS UNTIL IMPACT GET ME A SCIENTIST 71 HOURS LATER MY GOD ITUL HAVE A DESTRUCTIVE RADIUS OF HUNDREDS OF MILES. THERES NO TIME TO LOSEICEs GREAT NEWS, MR. PRESIDENT WEVE SET UP ROBUST SEISMIC DETECTORS ALONG THE ENTIRE BLAST AREA/ THE DATA IS GONNA BE AMAZING/ smbc-comics.com
MR PRESIDENTI AN ASTEROID S HEADED DIRECTLY FO2 LOS ANGELES! WE HAVE a HOURS UNTIL IMPACT GET ME A SCIENTIST 71 HOURS LATER MY GOD ITUL HAVE A DESTRUCTIVE RADIUS OF HUNDREDS OF MILES. THERES NO TIME TO LOSEICEs GREAT NEWS, MR. PRESIDENT WEVE SET UP ROBUST SEISMIC DETECTORS ALONG THE ENTIRE BLAST AREA/ THE DATA IS GONNA BE AMAZING/ smbc-comics.com

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Quack

QUACK! QUACK QUACK! IM A DUCK! QUACK QUACK QUACK! QUACK! QUACk QUA- OH MY GOD CARDINAL PIACENZA HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THEREP BUT A MOMENT, CARDINAL, LET US AGREE TO LINESSNEVER SPEAK OF THIS, AND LET US AGREE THAT A SIDEWAYS MITRE RESEMBLES A DUCKS BILL YES, YOUR HOLINESS THIS CELIBACY THING REAULY GETS TO YOU AFTER A WHILE, AM I RIGHT? PLEASE REMEMBER TO LOCK YoUR DOOR YOUR HOLINESS Smbc-comics.com
QUACK! QUACK QUACK! IM A DUCK! QUACK QUACK QUACK! QUACK! QUACk QUA- OH MY GOD CARDINAL PIACENZA HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THEREP BUT A MOMENT, CARDINAL, LET US AGREE TO LINESSNEVER SPEAK OF THIS, AND LET US AGREE THAT A SIDEWAYS MITRE RESEMBLES A DUCKS BILL YES, YOUR HOLINESS THIS CELIBACY THING REAULY GETS TO YOU AFTER A WHILE, AM I RIGHT? PLEASE REMEMBER TO LOCK YoUR DOOR YOUR HOLINESS Smbc-comics.com

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The Nihilist Channel

HEY, WANNA WATCH 'THE NIHILIST CHANNEL 0OOH I DONT GET IT IT'S JUST RERUNS OF OLD SITCOMS SO I TOLD HER TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT HONEY YOU HAVE TO WATCH UNTIL THE END Later, lbng after humanity and its works were dust, the Sun engulfed Earth heaved its last gasp of energy out into an insouciant cosmos, and died. mbc-COmLCS.com
HEY, WANNA WATCH 'THE NIHILIST CHANNEL 0OOH I DONT GET IT IT'S JUST RERUNS OF OLD SITCOMS SO I TOLD HER TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT HONEY YOU HAVE TO WATCH UNTIL THE END Later, lbng after humanity and its works were dust, the Sun engulfed Earth heaved its last gasp of energy out into an insouciant cosmos, and died. mbc-COmLCS.com

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Wise Master

WISE MASTER, IF A MAN SAYS "I AM LVING, IS HE TELLING THE TRUTH? YES, IF HIS NAME IS LYING BUT NEXT BUT- NEXT! WSE MASTER, HOW CAN YOU CROSS INFINITE POINTS IN FINITE TIME? BY WALKING NEXT! mbc-comics.com
WISE MASTER, IF A MAN SAYS "I AM LVING, IS HE TELLING THE TRUTH? YES, IF HIS NAME IS LYING BUT NEXT BUT- NEXT! WSE MASTER, HOW CAN YOU CROSS INFINITE POINTS IN FINITE TIME? BY WALKING NEXT! mbc-comics.com

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Joyce

OH MY GOD TS A PHOTO OF HIM LAUGHING AND MOONING THE READER. HAS THIS BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME? January 1, 2358: the first person to reach the middle of James Joyce's Finnegans Wake" makes a startling discovery.
OH MY GOD TS A PHOTO OF HIM LAUGHING AND MOONING THE READER. HAS THIS BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME? January 1, 2358: the first person to reach the middle of James Joyce's Finnegans Wake" makes a startling discovery.

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Survival

WELCOME TO MY SURVIVAU BUNKER. IM PREPPED FOR THE IMMINENT COLLAPSE, WHETHER SOCIO, 8IO, OR NUKE WHERES THE NO WATER, NO WATER? RISK OF DROWNING SURVIVAL 101 HOW ABOUT A GUN? AND THEWITHOUT FOOD FOOD?ILl BE FORCED TO LEARN TO UVE OFF THE LAND HUGE SAVINGS IN TIME A GUN? SUPPOSE WE GET ATTACKED THOSE ATTACKERS MIGHT STEAL THE GUN NOW WERE DEFENSELESS SO YOUR PLAN IN CASE OF NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE IS IM GONNA PLAY THE ODDS AND BE DEAD smbc-comics.com THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU THANKS TO BUVERS OF SOONISH CUuck HERE FOR MORE INFORMATION/
WELCOME TO MY SURVIVAU BUNKER. IM PREPPED FOR THE IMMINENT COLLAPSE, WHETHER SOCIO, 8IO, OR NUKE WHERES THE NO WATER, NO WATER? RISK OF DROWNING SURVIVAL 101 HOW ABOUT A GUN? AND THEWITHOUT FOOD FOOD?ILl BE FORCED TO LEARN TO UVE OFF THE LAND HUGE SAVINGS IN TIME A GUN? SUPPOSE WE GET ATTACKED THOSE ATTACKERS MIGHT STEAL THE GUN NOW WERE DEFENSELESS SO YOUR PLAN IN CASE OF NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE IS IM GONNA PLAY THE ODDS AND BE DEAD smbc-comics.com THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU THANKS TO BUVERS OF SOONISH CUuck HERE FOR MORE INFORMATION/

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Burial Ground

IM AFRAID THIS HOUSE IS. HAUNTED IT WAS BUILT HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO... ON THE SITE OF A TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY BURIAL GROUND THEY ARE FOREVER LIVING OUT THEIR OWN TIME, EVEN( SO THOSE SCREAMS ARE DEPARTED SPIRITS, TRYING TO MAKE US LEAVE NO. NO, THE SPIRITS ARE YELLING AT THE NEWS TO INHABIT THEIR HOME Mir smbc-comcs.com
IM AFRAID THIS HOUSE IS. HAUNTED IT WAS BUILT HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO... ON THE SITE OF A TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY BURIAL GROUND THEY ARE FOREVER LIVING OUT THEIR OWN TIME, EVEN( SO THOSE SCREAMS ARE DEPARTED SPIRITS, TRYING TO MAKE US LEAVE NO. NO, THE SPIRITS ARE YELLING AT THE NEWS TO INHABIT THEIR HOME Mir smbc-comcs.com

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Bah

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ACCORDING TO THE MEDIA AMERICA HAS A BLOOD PRESSURE50 mmHa OVER THE IDEAL PROBLEM. I SAY NO WE HAVE SYSTOLIC BLOOD PRESSURE SUPPOSE WE ASSUME THE AVERAGE AMERICAN IS SUPPOSE THAT THE AVERAGE AMERICAN CONTAINS 6 LITERS OF BLOOD ACCORDING TO BERNOULLl'S EQUATION FOR INCOMPRESSIBLE FUUIDS, IF WE CAN HARVEST THAT PRESSURE WITH PERFECT EFFICIENCY, WE CAN ACCESS 40 MEGAJOULES PER PERSON THATS 1.2 BILLION MEGA JOULES OF AMERICAN ENERGY ENOUGH TO LAUNCH TEN MILLION ILOGRAMS TO SPACE. THINK ABOUT IT - WHY WOULD THE GOVERNMENT FUND VAST PUBLIC HEALTH CAMPAIGNS TO TRY TO MAKE US DIET AND Y EXERCISE UNLESS THE HAD A COMPELLING REASON/P THEYRE NOT PROTECTING OUR HEALTH THEY RE PROTECTING THEIR SPACE COMBAT ADVANTAGE CITIZENS EVERY TIME WE INCREASE OUR AVERAGE SURPLUS BLOOD PRESSURE TEN PERCENT WE GAIN A BALLISTIC CANNON TO SPACE HOW WOULD YOU HARVEST ANY OF THAT ENERGY LET ALONE ALL OF IT IN CLOSING AN IDEALIZED MODEL IS ALWAYS A GOOD STARTING POINT. BAHFEST IS BACK HOUSTON RICE CAMPUS LONDON IMPERIAL COLLEGE MARCH 17, 7PM MI.T MIT CAMPUS APRIL 22, 7PM FE8 17 7PM WITH ROB DENBLEYKER WITH MATT PARKER, WITH MAX TEGMARK, PHIL PLAIT AND MORE/ BOULET, AND MORE! BEN UILLIE 2 MORE/ CLICK TO BUy cLICK TO BUY CLICK TO SUBMIT TICKETS NOW TICKETS NOW/ AN IDEA NOW
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ACCORDING TO THE MEDIA AMERICA HAS A BLOOD PRESSURE50 mmHa OVER THE IDEAL PROBLEM. I SAY NO WE HAVE SYSTOLIC BLOOD PRESSURE SUPPOSE WE ASSUME THE AVERAGE AMERICAN IS SUPPOSE THAT THE AVERAGE AMERICAN CONTAINS 6 LITERS OF BLOOD ACCORDING TO BERNOULLl'S EQUATION FOR INCOMPRESSIBLE FUUIDS, IF WE CAN HARVEST THAT PRESSURE WITH PERFECT EFFICIENCY, WE CAN ACCESS 40 MEGAJOULES PER PERSON THATS 1.2 BILLION MEGA JOULES OF AMERICAN ENERGY ENOUGH TO LAUNCH TEN MILLION ILOGRAMS TO SPACE. THINK ABOUT IT - WHY WOULD THE GOVERNMENT FUND VAST PUBLIC HEALTH CAMPAIGNS TO TRY TO MAKE US DIET AND Y EXERCISE UNLESS THE HAD A COMPELLING REASON/P THEYRE NOT PROTECTING OUR HEALTH THEY RE PROTECTING THEIR SPACE COMBAT ADVANTAGE CITIZENS EVERY TIME WE INCREASE OUR AVERAGE SURPLUS BLOOD PRESSURE TEN PERCENT WE GAIN A BALLISTIC CANNON TO SPACE HOW WOULD YOU HARVEST ANY OF THAT ENERGY LET ALONE ALL OF IT IN CLOSING AN IDEALIZED MODEL IS ALWAYS A GOOD STARTING POINT. BAHFEST IS BACK HOUSTON RICE CAMPUS LONDON IMPERIAL COLLEGE MARCH 17, 7PM MI.T MIT CAMPUS APRIL 22, 7PM FE8 17 7PM WITH ROB DENBLEYKER WITH MATT PARKER, WITH MAX TEGMARK, PHIL PLAIT AND MORE/ BOULET, AND MORE! BEN UILLIE 2 MORE/ CLICK TO BUy cLICK TO BUY CLICK TO SUBMIT TICKETS NOW TICKETS NOW/ AN IDEA NOW

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Perspective

DAD, HOW COME IN OLD PERSPECTIVE DIDNT EXIST BACK PAINTINGS THE PERSPECTIVE IS REAUN BADLY DRAWN? BEHIND YOU, OTHER THEN. SOMETIMES THERED BE A WHOLE CASTUE RIGHT TIMES YOUD SIT AT A TABLE AND THE TABLETOP WOULD FACE AWAY FROM YOU っ LATER, ITALIAN ARCHITECTS THATS ALSO WHY THE PORTRAITS WERE SO BADUY INVENTED PERSPECTIVE IN DRAWN. TRY HOLDING A ORDER TO MAKE IT EASIER TO BRUSH IN A WORLD WITH- DRAW BUILDINGS THATS WHY OUT THREE THINGS SUDDENLY LOOK A LOT CONSISTENT NICER AROUND THE DIMENSIONS. 16t CENTURY 0 ARE yOU SURE? I FIGURED PEOPLE ARE JUST KINDA STUPID HOW ELSE DO YOU HOW FACILE EXPLAIN THAT IT TOOK 10,000 YEARS- OF CIV(LIZATION TO INVENT CARTESIAN COORDINATES?L Smbc-comics.com
DAD, HOW COME IN OLD PERSPECTIVE DIDNT EXIST BACK PAINTINGS THE PERSPECTIVE IS REAUN BADLY DRAWN? BEHIND YOU, OTHER THEN. SOMETIMES THERED BE A WHOLE CASTUE RIGHT TIMES YOUD SIT AT A TABLE AND THE TABLETOP WOULD FACE AWAY FROM YOU っ LATER, ITALIAN ARCHITECTS THATS ALSO WHY THE PORTRAITS WERE SO BADUY INVENTED PERSPECTIVE IN DRAWN. TRY HOLDING A ORDER TO MAKE IT EASIER TO BRUSH IN A WORLD WITH- DRAW BUILDINGS THATS WHY OUT THREE THINGS SUDDENLY LOOK A LOT CONSISTENT NICER AROUND THE DIMENSIONS. 16t CENTURY 0 ARE yOU SURE? I FIGURED PEOPLE ARE JUST KINDA STUPID HOW ELSE DO YOU HOW FACILE EXPLAIN THAT IT TOOK 10,000 YEARS- OF CIV(LIZATION TO INVENT CARTESIAN COORDINATES?L Smbc-comics.com

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Self Assessment

SHOULD I LOG ON TO SEE HOW My HIGH-ACHIEVING FRIENDS ARE DOING? THEYRETHEYRE DOING WELL DOING BADLY IM DOINGIFEEL I FEEL UIKE BADUY NO BETTER A FAILURE IM DOINGI FEEL ICOMPARE WELLWANTING A GUILTY GULTY FORS UNTIL T FEEL UIKE THIS EALURE HMME HE HHAS A YACHT WOW? A YACHT? PROBABY A BAD IDEA AND SO Smbc-comics.com
SHOULD I LOG ON TO SEE HOW My HIGH-ACHIEVING FRIENDS ARE DOING? THEYRETHEYRE DOING WELL DOING BADLY IM DOINGIFEEL I FEEL UIKE BADUY NO BETTER A FAILURE IM DOINGI FEEL ICOMPARE WELLWANTING A GUILTY GULTY FORS UNTIL T FEEL UIKE THIS EALURE HMME HE HHAS A YACHT WOW? A YACHT? PROBABY A BAD IDEA AND SO Smbc-comics.com

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