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WE'RE MEMORY CLONES. EVERY TIME ONE OF US DIES, ONE OF BATMAN, VOU EVER WONDER HOw WE NEVER DIE? WE GO ONTHE BODIES IN THE BATCAVE IS ALL THESE ADVENTURES TAKEN OUT OF COLD STORAGE, WE BRAVE DANGERS, AND WE HAVE NO SUPERPOWERS WHAT GIVES? GIVEN AN UP-TO-DATE BRAIN, THEN SENT BACK NTO THE FRAY W-WHAT?) / ITS FINE. PERSISTENT CONSCIOUNESS IS A MYTH, AND THEREFORE SO IS DEATH, 'YOU. AND T WILL LAST ANOTHER MONTH OR SO. BUT BATMAN AND ROBIN WILL JUST KEEP ON GOING FOREVER WHY DO YOU THINK WE NEVER LOSE? WHY DO YOU THINK WE NEVER AGE? WHN IS ALFRED ALWAYS JUST A BIT ALOOF EVEN THOUGH HES KNOWN US FOR VEARS. WANT OUT BATMAN/ IM。ŲT/IM ЛЮТ GONNA DIE IM GONNA TELL THE WHOLE woR 60 GLAD WE STARTED INSTALLING THOSE YES MASTER WAYNE SHALL I PULL OUT TWO AT DEFROSTONCE AND SEE ANOTHER, )HOW THEY REACT SIR? JER GOOD SIR. smbc-comics.com
WE'RE MEMORY CLONES. EVERY TIME ONE OF US DIES, ONE OF BATMAN, VOU EVER WONDER HOw WE NEVER DIE? WE GO ONTHE BODIES IN THE BATCAVE IS ALL THESE ADVENTURES TAKEN OUT OF COLD STORAGE, WE BRAVE DANGERS, AND WE HAVE NO SUPERPOWERS WHAT GIVES? GIVEN AN UP-TO-DATE BRAIN, THEN SENT BACK NTO THE FRAY W-WHAT?) / ITS FINE. PERSISTENT CONSCIOUNESS IS A MYTH, AND THEREFORE SO IS DEATH, 'YOU. AND T WILL LAST ANOTHER MONTH OR SO. BUT BATMAN AND ROBIN WILL JUST KEEP ON GOING FOREVER WHY DO YOU THINK WE NEVER LOSE? WHY DO YOU THINK WE NEVER AGE? WHN IS ALFRED ALWAYS JUST A BIT ALOOF EVEN THOUGH HES KNOWN US FOR VEARS. WANT OUT BATMAN/ IM。ŲT/IM ЛЮТ GONNA DIE IM GONNA TELL THE WHOLE woR 60 GLAD WE STARTED INSTALLING THOSE YES MASTER WAYNE SHALL I PULL OUT TWO AT DEFROSTONCE AND SEE ANOTHER, )HOW THEY REACT SIR? JER GOOD SIR. smbc-comics.com

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worse

WORSE. WE SHOULD GET DIVORCED BUT WERE STAYING BAD NEWS, KIDS ARE YOU GETTING A DIVORCE? TOGETHER FOR THE INCREDIBLY HOT HATE FUELED SEX OUR EMOTIONAL ESTRANGEMENT WILL CREATE AN EVER MORE UNCOMFORTABLE FAMILY LIFE WHIUCE MAKING OUR BEDROOM ENCOUNTERS EVER LOUDER AND SHRILLER. ( WHY ARE You TELLING US THIS? I TOLD YOUR FATHER WE SHOULDNT I I KNEW ITD UPSET YOU THANKS AAQM, I BUT HES BEEN SO NAUGHTY AAAND TM GETTING MY EMANCIPATIONN PAPERWORK Smbc-Comics.Com
WORSE. WE SHOULD GET DIVORCED BUT WERE STAYING BAD NEWS, KIDS ARE YOU GETTING A DIVORCE? TOGETHER FOR THE INCREDIBLY HOT HATE FUELED SEX OUR EMOTIONAL ESTRANGEMENT WILL CREATE AN EVER MORE UNCOMFORTABLE FAMILY LIFE WHIUCE MAKING OUR BEDROOM ENCOUNTERS EVER LOUDER AND SHRILLER. ( WHY ARE You TELLING US THIS? I TOLD YOUR FATHER WE SHOULDNT I I KNEW ITD UPSET YOU THANKS AAQM, I BUT HES BEEN SO NAUGHTY AAAND TM GETTING MY EMANCIPATIONN PAPERWORK Smbc-Comics.Com

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honest

FUNTIME ACTIVITY HONEST ANSWERS TO PREFATORY QUESTIONS HEY YOU KNOW WHAT'S JUST THE ABSOLUTE WORSTP ETHNIC CLEANSING THIS SONUS COMIC IS THANKS TO BUYERS OF SOONISH" CLICK FOR MORE INFO)
FUNTIME ACTIVITY HONEST ANSWERS TO PREFATORY QUESTIONS HEY YOU KNOW WHAT'S JUST THE ABSOLUTE WORSTP ETHNIC CLEANSING THIS SONUS COMIC IS THANKS TO BUYERS OF SOONISH" CLICK FOR MORE INFO)

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chuck

Lifes Averavo Life 2 ears ANIMAL FUN FACTS verage uman Life ears Z22 GO0D GRIEF Smbc-comics.com
Lifes Averavo Life 2 ears ANIMAL FUN FACTS verage uman Life ears Z22 GO0D GRIEF Smbc-comics.com

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Hell

WHAT THE- HELL IS REAC?! LKE, MEDIEVAL STYLE, WITH PITCHFORKS AND GOAT-MEN? SORTA/ WHO WE? HIS IS A SIMULATION. YOU'RE DEAD, BUT YOU LEFT SO MUCH INFORMATION ONLINE DURING YOUR LUFETIME THAT WE WERE ABLE TO RECONSTITUTE yOUR IM PART OF A STARTUP CALLED E-FTERLIFE BRAIN IN DIGITAU FORM OUR USERS TAKE DEAD PEOPLE ON SOCIAL MEDIA WHO THEY THOUGHT SHOULD GET JUDGED IN THE AFTERLIFE. WE THEN SIMULATE THEIR BRAINS AND PUT THEM IN A DIGITAL AFTERLIFE BASED ON THE REUGIOUS VIEWPOINT OF THE USER. ACCORDING TO OUR RECORDS, 60 THISHOPEFUULY! ITL YOU WERE COOしWITH GAY PEOPLE, ABORTION, AND YOU ETERNAU USE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN ON 4,720,989,g51 OCCASIONS DEPEND ON HOW OUR NEXT TORMENT.FUNDING ROUND smbc-comics.com
WHAT THE- HELL IS REAC?! LKE, MEDIEVAL STYLE, WITH PITCHFORKS AND GOAT-MEN? SORTA/ WHO WE? HIS IS A SIMULATION. YOU'RE DEAD, BUT YOU LEFT SO MUCH INFORMATION ONLINE DURING YOUR LUFETIME THAT WE WERE ABLE TO RECONSTITUTE yOUR IM PART OF A STARTUP CALLED E-FTERLIFE BRAIN IN DIGITAU FORM OUR USERS TAKE DEAD PEOPLE ON SOCIAL MEDIA WHO THEY THOUGHT SHOULD GET JUDGED IN THE AFTERLIFE. WE THEN SIMULATE THEIR BRAINS AND PUT THEM IN A DIGITAL AFTERLIFE BASED ON THE REUGIOUS VIEWPOINT OF THE USER. ACCORDING TO OUR RECORDS, 60 THISHOPEFUULY! ITL YOU WERE COOしWITH GAY PEOPLE, ABORTION, AND YOU ETERNAU USE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN ON 4,720,989,g51 OCCASIONS DEPEND ON HOW OUR NEXT TORMENT.FUNDING ROUND smbc-comics.com

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To be or not to be

"TO BE OR NOT TO BE THAT IS AN IRRELEVANT QUESTION THE GOAL IS REPRODUCTION Bringing together the arts and sciences didn't go as well as hoped.
"TO BE OR NOT TO BE THAT IS AN IRRELEVANT QUESTION THE GOAL IS REPRODUCTION Bringing together the arts and sciences didn't go as well as hoped.

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The Truth About Parenting

HOW I IMAGINED PARENTING DADDY, I WANNA BE AN ASTRONAUT YOU WILL BE, ONE DAY 8Y GOD YOU WILL BE WHAT ITS ACTUALLUY LIKE DADDY 1I WANNA BE AN ASTRONAUT! HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT ASTRONAUTS ACWAYS GO TO SLEEP AT EXACTLY 7PM? mbc-comics.com
HOW I IMAGINED PARENTING DADDY, I WANNA BE AN ASTRONAUT YOU WILL BE, ONE DAY 8Y GOD YOU WILL BE WHAT ITS ACTUALLUY LIKE DADDY 1I WANNA BE AN ASTRONAUT! HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT ASTRONAUTS ACWAYS GO TO SLEEP AT EXACTLY 7PM? mbc-comics.com

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Help

HELPI SOMEBODY HELP ME IM LITIGIOUS MAN. WAS ANYONE DOING ANYTHING? ANYTHING INTEREST ING ATo ALL? IWAS HOLDING HER PURSE FOR HER HE WAS HOLDING MY PURSE WE WILL GO BACk TO DOING NOTHING NOW I LOVE MAKING AGREED DIFER- O O ENCE Smbc-comics.com
HELPI SOMEBODY HELP ME IM LITIGIOUS MAN. WAS ANYONE DOING ANYTHING? ANYTHING INTEREST ING ATo ALL? IWAS HOLDING HER PURSE FOR HER HE WAS HOLDING MY PURSE WE WILL GO BACk TO DOING NOTHING NOW I LOVE MAKING AGREED DIFER- O O ENCE Smbc-comics.com

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Geometry

SINCE THE BABYLONIAN DAYS, MATHEMATICIANS HAVE WONDERED IF IT WJERE POSSIBLE TO "SQUARE THE CIRCLE THAT IS, USING ONLY A COMPASS AND RAIGHTEDGE, CAN YOU CONSTRUCT A SQUARE WITH THE SAME AREA AS A GIVEN CIRCLE MATHEMATICIANS SUPPOSEDLY PROVED OU COULDNT BACK IN 1382 IMAGINE YOUR COMPASS AND STRAIGHTEDGE THEY WERE WRONG FIRST, YOU PUT A PENCIL ON ONE END NUMBER OF TINY BOXES ON YOUR OF THE COMPASS ANDSTRAIGHTEDGE. USING THE AN ERASER ON THE OTHER. SECOND, NOU DESIGNATE ANY COMPASS, YOU CAN DRAW OR ERASE SYMBOLS ON THE STRAIGHTEDGE AND WHATS THAT CALLED? SO, NOW WUE CAN REPHRASE THE PROBLEM: USING ONuY A COMPUTER, CAN VOU CONSTRUCT A SQUARE WITH THE SAME AREA AS A GIVEN CIRCLE? A TURING MACHINE USING THIS GENERAL METHOD WE CAN UNLOCK ALL COMPASS AND STRAIGHTEDGE PROBLEMS ARE YOU MISSING THE POINT ACCIDENTALY OR STRATEGICALLY? IM MOSTY TRyING TO MAKE THE PHILO50PHY STUDENTS SAD mbc-comics.com
SINCE THE BABYLONIAN DAYS, MATHEMATICIANS HAVE WONDERED IF IT WJERE POSSIBLE TO "SQUARE THE CIRCLE THAT IS, USING ONLY A COMPASS AND RAIGHTEDGE, CAN YOU CONSTRUCT A SQUARE WITH THE SAME AREA AS A GIVEN CIRCLE MATHEMATICIANS SUPPOSEDLY PROVED OU COULDNT BACK IN 1382 IMAGINE YOUR COMPASS AND STRAIGHTEDGE THEY WERE WRONG FIRST, YOU PUT A PENCIL ON ONE END NUMBER OF TINY BOXES ON YOUR OF THE COMPASS ANDSTRAIGHTEDGE. USING THE AN ERASER ON THE OTHER. SECOND, NOU DESIGNATE ANY COMPASS, YOU CAN DRAW OR ERASE SYMBOLS ON THE STRAIGHTEDGE AND WHATS THAT CALLED? SO, NOW WUE CAN REPHRASE THE PROBLEM: USING ONuY A COMPUTER, CAN VOU CONSTRUCT A SQUARE WITH THE SAME AREA AS A GIVEN CIRCLE? A TURING MACHINE USING THIS GENERAL METHOD WE CAN UNLOCK ALL COMPASS AND STRAIGHTEDGE PROBLEMS ARE YOU MISSING THE POINT ACCIDENTALY OR STRATEGICALLY? IM MOSTY TRyING TO MAKE THE PHILO50PHY STUDENTS SAD mbc-comics.com

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Confession

JOHN, I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE TElL ME TELL ME ANYTHING OUR LOVE IS STRONG OVER THE LAST TEN YEARS, IVE BEEN SLOWLY REPLACING ALL OF THE CELLS IN YOUR BODY WITH TINY ROBOTIC PARTS THAT PER FORM THE IDENTICAL FUNCTION THE PROCESS WAS SO GRADUAL, YOU DIDNT PERCEIVE IT INDEED IT WAS IMPERCEPTIBLE YOU ARE DEAD. JOHN THERE IS NO YOU. ONUY A THING. I DONT KNOW F SOULS ARE REAL, BUT I DO KNOW THAT THE BEING BEFORE ME LACKS ONE WHY? TEN VEARS AGO I GOT THAT J0B WORKING IN NANOMACHINES THATS NICE, BUT ITS A TOTALLY OVERHYPED TECHNOLOGY mbc-comics.com
JOHN, I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE TElL ME TELL ME ANYTHING OUR LOVE IS STRONG OVER THE LAST TEN YEARS, IVE BEEN SLOWLY REPLACING ALL OF THE CELLS IN YOUR BODY WITH TINY ROBOTIC PARTS THAT PER FORM THE IDENTICAL FUNCTION THE PROCESS WAS SO GRADUAL, YOU DIDNT PERCEIVE IT INDEED IT WAS IMPERCEPTIBLE YOU ARE DEAD. JOHN THERE IS NO YOU. ONUY A THING. I DONT KNOW F SOULS ARE REAL, BUT I DO KNOW THAT THE BEING BEFORE ME LACKS ONE WHY? TEN VEARS AGO I GOT THAT J0B WORKING IN NANOMACHINES THATS NICE, BUT ITS A TOTALLY OVERHYPED TECHNOLOGY mbc-comics.com

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Potential

ITS SO EXCITING TO BE A KID, ISN'T IT? YOU HAVE INFINITE POTENTIAL FUTURES! IF THE POSSIBILITIES ARE INFINITE, HOW COME HERES SOME CHANCE rll BE AN ASTRONAUT NFINITE?BUT NO CHANCE YOULL THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT BE AN ASTRONAUT? MAMA COMMON MISUND ERSTANDING OF INFINITIES. THINK ABOUT IT IKE THIS IMAGINE YOU HAVE INFINITE CHOICES OF ROADS, EACH OF WHICH HAS INFINITE SIDE-PATHS BUT NONE OF THE MAIN ROADS TOUCH THAT MEANS ONCE YOU SELECT, SAY THE ROAD TO TORONTO, YOU STILL HAVE INFINITE CHOICES, BUT NONE OF THEM WILL GET YOU TO CHICAGO AND BEING ALIVE IS LIKE YOU HAVE PARTIAL CONTROL OF THE AND THE LONGER YOU DRIVE, THE MORE ROADS STEERING WHEEL AND NO CONTROL OVER YoUR SPEED YouLL TOUCH THERE YA GO THIS IS KINDA RUINING I UKE TO THINK OF LIFE AS AN INFINITE-BRANCHED THE WHOLE UFE TREE THAT'S SLOWY BEING DISMEMBERED/ S A JOURNEY" THING THIS SONUS COMIC IS THANKS TO BUYERS OF SOONISH" CLICK FOR MORE INFO
ITS SO EXCITING TO BE A KID, ISN'T IT? YOU HAVE INFINITE POTENTIAL FUTURES! IF THE POSSIBILITIES ARE INFINITE, HOW COME HERES SOME CHANCE rll BE AN ASTRONAUT NFINITE?BUT NO CHANCE YOULL THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT BE AN ASTRONAUT? MAMA COMMON MISUND ERSTANDING OF INFINITIES. THINK ABOUT IT IKE THIS IMAGINE YOU HAVE INFINITE CHOICES OF ROADS, EACH OF WHICH HAS INFINITE SIDE-PATHS BUT NONE OF THE MAIN ROADS TOUCH THAT MEANS ONCE YOU SELECT, SAY THE ROAD TO TORONTO, YOU STILL HAVE INFINITE CHOICES, BUT NONE OF THEM WILL GET YOU TO CHICAGO AND BEING ALIVE IS LIKE YOU HAVE PARTIAL CONTROL OF THE AND THE LONGER YOU DRIVE, THE MORE ROADS STEERING WHEEL AND NO CONTROL OVER YoUR SPEED YouLL TOUCH THERE YA GO THIS IS KINDA RUINING I UKE TO THINK OF LIFE AS AN INFINITE-BRANCHED THE WHOLE UFE TREE THAT'S SLOWY BEING DISMEMBERED/ S A JOURNEY" THING THIS SONUS COMIC IS THANKS TO BUYERS OF SOONISH" CLICK FOR MORE INFO

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Little Voice

DADDY HOW DOI BE A GOOD BOY? WHENEVER YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT, I WOULD CLOSE YOUR EYES FORA MOMENT AND LISTEN TO THE LITTLE VOICE INSIDE YOU. HEY WHERED THESE STITCHES COME FROM? OBEY YOUR FATHER ALWAYS SO DID YOU HEAR A VOICE OR WHAT? CS Smbc-comics.com
DADDY HOW DOI BE A GOOD BOY? WHENEVER YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT, I WOULD CLOSE YOUR EYES FORA MOMENT AND LISTEN TO THE LITTLE VOICE INSIDE YOU. HEY WHERED THESE STITCHES COME FROM? OBEY YOUR FATHER ALWAYS SO DID YOU HEAR A VOICE OR WHAT? CS Smbc-comics.com

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The Death Spot

NOW THAT YOU HAVE MASTERED NINJUTSU, AS I PROMISED, I WIll TEl.W OF THE DEATH SPOT THE POINT ON THE 8ODY THAT, IF STRUCK, RESULTS IN INSTANT DEATH THIS SPOT RIGHT HERE THE SUPERIOR VENA CAVA? INSTANT DEATH BY THE TIME YOU'VE GOT YOUR FINGER INSIDE HIS HEART, THE DUDE IS AUREADY DEAD DID I SAY IT WAS EASY? HUH? NO I SAID THERE WAS A DEATH SPOT T WANTMe TOO! DAMMIT REFUND! T. НЕУ Smbc-comics.com
NOW THAT YOU HAVE MASTERED NINJUTSU, AS I PROMISED, I WIll TEl.W OF THE DEATH SPOT THE POINT ON THE 8ODY THAT, IF STRUCK, RESULTS IN INSTANT DEATH THIS SPOT RIGHT HERE THE SUPERIOR VENA CAVA? INSTANT DEATH BY THE TIME YOU'VE GOT YOUR FINGER INSIDE HIS HEART, THE DUDE IS AUREADY DEAD DID I SAY IT WAS EASY? HUH? NO I SAID THERE WAS A DEATH SPOT T WANTMe TOO! DAMMIT REFUND! T. НЕУ Smbc-comics.com

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Dance

ARE YOU DANCING NAKED WHILE WATCHING P---- AND EATING AN ENTIRE PIE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS?/ TM ALSO SHOPLIFTING BUT.. BY GOD... HOW CAN YOU SEE ME? Bob takes the idea of "dance like no one is looking" to its logical endpoint.
ARE YOU DANCING NAKED WHILE WATCHING P---- AND EATING AN ENTIRE PIE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS?/ TM ALSO SHOPLIFTING BUT.. BY GOD... HOW CAN YOU SEE ME? Bob takes the idea of "dance like no one is looking" to its logical endpoint.

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Hive

TRANGE NEWS RESEARCHER ZORGAX. LIKE ASORT OF. "CITIES ARE HM?HIVE?UKE A HIVE, ONCY ALL THEIR CONSTITUENT BEINGS LOW-GRADE HATE EACH OTHER CITIES" ON EARTH ARENT INDEPENDENT ENTITIES, THEYRE MADE UP OF SMALLER CREATURES HOW DO THEY ACCOMPISH SO MUCH? THEIR ORGANTHEY HAVE NO INTRINSIC IZATIONAL SENSE OF WELL-BEING STRUCTURE ITS ENTIREUY RELATIVE ALLOWS THEM TO OTHER TO PUNISH EACH MEMBERS OTHER VIA PERSONAL SUCCESS WE LIKE THE TERM UNIQUE FORM OFEU-ANTISOCIALITY. AN ENTIRELY EUSOCIALITY Smbc-comics.com
TRANGE NEWS RESEARCHER ZORGAX. LIKE ASORT OF. "CITIES ARE HM?HIVE?UKE A HIVE, ONCY ALL THEIR CONSTITUENT BEINGS LOW-GRADE HATE EACH OTHER CITIES" ON EARTH ARENT INDEPENDENT ENTITIES, THEYRE MADE UP OF SMALLER CREATURES HOW DO THEY ACCOMPISH SO MUCH? THEIR ORGANTHEY HAVE NO INTRINSIC IZATIONAL SENSE OF WELL-BEING STRUCTURE ITS ENTIREUY RELATIVE ALLOWS THEM TO OTHER TO PUNISH EACH MEMBERS OTHER VIA PERSONAL SUCCESS WE LIKE THE TERM UNIQUE FORM OFEU-ANTISOCIALITY. AN ENTIRELY EUSOCIALITY Smbc-comics.com

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Nippy

WHAT THE?! OKAY WHO PROGRAMMED MY N------ TO BE UNICORN HORNS?! Should never have released the API for my body
WHAT THE?! OKAY WHO PROGRAMMED MY N------ TO BE UNICORN HORNS?! Should never have released the API for my body

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