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HOW I IMAGINED PARENTING DADDY, I WANNA BE AN ASTRONAUT YOU WILL BE, ONE DAY 8Y GOD YOU WILL BE WHAT ITS ACTUALLUY LIKE DADDY 1I WANNA BE AN ASTRONAUT! HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT ASTRONAUTS ACWAYS GO TO SLEEP AT EXACTLY 7PM? mbc-comics.com

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FASTER, PAPA, FASTER! HA! OKAY SWEET PEA! THIS IS THE BEST DAY! I'M GONNA REMEMBER THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! Later, it turned out the people in the comic were just pictures, without any past or any future. Less than dead, they never were.

"How come there are all these initial public offerings but never a final public offering?"

"Depending on which AI becomes Skynet, you might also be able to have a suit with banal political questions"

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HELPI SOMEBODY HELP ME IM LITIGIOUS MAN. WAS ANYONE DOING ANYTHING? ANYTHING INTEREST ING ATo ALL? IWAS HOLDING HER PURSE FOR HER HE WAS HOLDING MY PURSE WE WILL GO BACk TO DOING NOTHING NOW I LOVE MAKING AGREED DIFER- O O ENCE Smbc-comics.com

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Geometry

SINCE THE BABYLONIAN DAYS, MATHEMATICIANS HAVE WONDERED IF IT WJERE POSSIBLE TO "SQUARE THE CIRCLE THAT IS, USING ONLY A COMPASS AND RAIGHTEDGE, CAN YOU CONSTRUCT A SQUARE WITH THE SAME AREA AS A GIVEN CIRCLE MATHEMATICIANS SUPPOSEDLY PROVED OU COULDNT BACK IN 1382 IMAGINE YOUR COMPASS AND STRAIGHTEDGE THEY WERE WRONG FIRST, YOU PUT A PENCIL ON ONE END NUMBER OF TINY BOXES ON YOUR OF THE COMPASS ANDSTRAIGHTEDGE. USING THE AN ERASER ON THE OTHER. SECOND, NOU DESIGNATE ANY COMPASS, YOU CAN DRAW OR ERASE SYMBOLS ON THE STRAIGHTEDGE AND WHATS THAT CALLED? SO, NOW WUE CAN REPHRASE THE PROBLEM: USING ONuY A COMPUTER, CAN VOU CONSTRUCT A SQUARE WITH THE SAME AREA AS A GIVEN CIRCLE? A TURING MACHINE USING THIS GENERAL METHOD WE CAN UNLOCK ALL COMPASS AND STRAIGHTEDGE PROBLEMS ARE YOU MISSING THE POINT ACCIDENTALY OR STRATEGICALLY? IM MOSTY TRyING TO MAKE THE PHILO50PHY STUDENTS SAD mbc-comics.com

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Confession

JOHN, I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE TElL ME TELL ME ANYTHING OUR LOVE IS STRONG OVER THE LAST TEN YEARS, IVE BEEN SLOWLY REPLACING ALL OF THE CELLS IN YOUR BODY WITH TINY ROBOTIC PARTS THAT PER FORM THE IDENTICAL FUNCTION THE PROCESS WAS SO GRADUAL, YOU DIDNT PERCEIVE IT INDEED IT WAS IMPERCEPTIBLE YOU ARE DEAD. JOHN THERE IS NO YOU. ONUY A THING. I DONT KNOW F SOULS ARE REAL, BUT I DO KNOW THAT THE BEING BEFORE ME LACKS ONE WHY? TEN VEARS AGO I GOT THAT J0B WORKING IN NANOMACHINES THATS NICE, BUT ITS A TOTALLY OVERHYPED TECHNOLOGY mbc-comics.com

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Potential

ITS SO EXCITING TO BE A KID, ISN'T IT? YOU HAVE INFINITE POTENTIAL FUTURES! IF THE POSSIBILITIES ARE INFINITE, HOW COME HERES SOME CHANCE rll BE AN ASTRONAUT NFINITE?BUT NO CHANCE YOULL THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT BE AN ASTRONAUT? MAMA COMMON MISUND ERSTANDING OF INFINITIES. THINK ABOUT IT IKE THIS IMAGINE YOU HAVE INFINITE CHOICES OF ROADS, EACH OF WHICH HAS INFINITE SIDE-PATHS BUT NONE OF THE MAIN ROADS TOUCH THAT MEANS ONCE YOU SELECT, SAY THE ROAD TO TORONTO, YOU STILL HAVE INFINITE CHOICES, BUT NONE OF THEM WILL GET YOU TO CHICAGO AND BEING ALIVE IS LIKE YOU HAVE PARTIAL CONTROL OF THE AND THE LONGER YOU DRIVE, THE MORE ROADS STEERING WHEEL AND NO CONTROL OVER YoUR SPEED YouLL TOUCH THERE YA GO THIS IS KINDA RUINING I UKE TO THINK OF LIFE AS AN INFINITE-BRANCHED THE WHOLE UFE TREE THAT'S SLOWY BEING DISMEMBERED/ S A JOURNEY" THING THIS SONUS COMIC IS THANKS TO BUYERS OF SOONISH" CLICK FOR MORE INFO

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Little Voice

DADDY HOW DOI BE A GOOD BOY? WHENEVER YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT, I WOULD CLOSE YOUR EYES FORA MOMENT AND LISTEN TO THE LITTLE VOICE INSIDE YOU. HEY WHERED THESE STITCHES COME FROM? OBEY YOUR FATHER ALWAYS SO DID YOU HEAR A VOICE OR WHAT? CS Smbc-comics.com

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The Death Spot

NOW THAT YOU HAVE MASTERED NINJUTSU, AS I PROMISED, I WIll TEl.W OF THE DEATH SPOT THE POINT ON THE 8ODY THAT, IF STRUCK, RESULTS IN INSTANT DEATH THIS SPOT RIGHT HERE THE SUPERIOR VENA CAVA? INSTANT DEATH BY THE TIME YOU'VE GOT YOUR FINGER INSIDE HIS HEART, THE DUDE IS AUREADY DEAD DID I SAY IT WAS EASY? HUH? NO I SAID THERE WAS A DEATH SPOT T WANTMe TOO! DAMMIT REFUND! T. НЕУ Smbc-comics.com

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Dance

ARE YOU DANCING NAKED WHILE WATCHING P---- AND EATING AN ENTIRE PIE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS?/ TM ALSO SHOPLIFTING BUT.. BY GOD... HOW CAN YOU SEE ME? Bob takes the idea of "dance like no one is looking" to its logical endpoint.

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Hive

TRANGE NEWS RESEARCHER ZORGAX. LIKE ASORT OF. "CITIES ARE HM?HIVE?UKE A HIVE, ONCY ALL THEIR CONSTITUENT BEINGS LOW-GRADE HATE EACH OTHER CITIES" ON EARTH ARENT INDEPENDENT ENTITIES, THEYRE MADE UP OF SMALLER CREATURES HOW DO THEY ACCOMPISH SO MUCH? THEIR ORGANTHEY HAVE NO INTRINSIC IZATIONAL SENSE OF WELL-BEING STRUCTURE ITS ENTIREUY RELATIVE ALLOWS THEM TO OTHER TO PUNISH EACH MEMBERS OTHER VIA PERSONAL SUCCESS WE LIKE THE TERM UNIQUE FORM OFEU-ANTISOCIALITY. AN ENTIRELY EUSOCIALITY Smbc-comics.com

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Nippy

WHAT THE?! OKAY WHO PROGRAMMED MY N------ TO BE UNICORN HORNS?! Should never have released the API for my body

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Cats

DO WE OWN THE CATS OR DO THEY OWN US?/ YOU ONCE DROPPED ME OFF TO GET CASTRATED, THEN PICKED ME UP AFTER YOU GOT YOUR NAILS DONE MOW MOW MENSOMETIMES HE JUST MEWI MEW.MOW STARTS YELLING AND I HAVE NO DEA WHY/ MEW! MEW MEW MEW mbc-comics.com

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oops

OH MY GOD I JUST RAN OUT TO GET A SANDWICH. T WAS GOING TO SUMMON THE POLICE TO ARREST YOU WHEN I GOT BACK AND THEN...OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONEP Once again, The Flash fails to account for relativity.

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Money Battle

FROM NOW ON, WE ARE TAKING A STATISTICAL APPROACH TO COMBAT FIRST, DONT GO FOR KILLS. GO FOR STABS SUCCESSFUL STABS AREMOST VALUABLE WARRIOR MUCH MORE VALUABLEBECAUSE HE KILLED THREE TO VICTORY THAN LETHAL STRIKES SEE SIEGWURST OVER HERE? EVERYONE THINKS HES OUR FRENCHMAN IN EACH OF THE LAST TEN BATTLES NOW LOOK AT IRK OVERHE ALONE ACCOUNTS 凵ERE HE AVERAGES Q2.1 FOR AN ADDITIONAL 3.8 WINS PER CAMPAIGN SEASON. SIEGWURST BRINGS IN 1.6 STABS PER BATTLE NOMOR READING THE SAGAS Aya NO SPIN MOVES OF ANY KIND/ THEYRE VERY IMPRESSIVE, BUT THE EXPECTED BUT REMEMBER WHENN SIEGWURST SLEW TWO COSSACKS WITHADDITIONAL WINS PER SPIN MOVE IS HIS 'DANCE OF NEGATIVE. NEGATIVE THE WHIRUNG BLADES? IN THIS ARMY, WE CARE ABOUT ONE THING, AND THATS STAB PERCENTAGE THIS IS GONNA HAVE SERIOUS NEGATIVE EFFECTS ON MORALE WHICH CORRELATES WITH EXACTUY NOTHING NOW GET STABBY! Smbc-comics.com

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