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Wise Master

WISE MASTER, IF A MAN SAYS "I AM LVING, IS HE TELLING THE TRUTH? YES, IF HIS NAME IS LYING BUT NEXT BUT- NEXT! WSE MASTER, HOW CAN YOU CROSS INFINITE POINTS IN FINITE TIME? BY WALKING NEXT! mbc-comics.com
WISE MASTER, IF A MAN SAYS "I AM LVING, IS HE TELLING THE TRUTH? YES, IF HIS NAME IS LYING BUT NEXT BUT- NEXT! WSE MASTER, HOW CAN YOU CROSS INFINITE POINTS IN FINITE TIME? BY WALKING NEXT! mbc-comics.com

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Joyce

OH MY GOD TS A PHOTO OF HIM LAUGHING AND MOONING THE READER. HAS THIS BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME? January 1, 2358: the first person to reach the middle of James Joyce's Finnegans Wake" makes a startling discovery.
OH MY GOD TS A PHOTO OF HIM LAUGHING AND MOONING THE READER. HAS THIS BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME? January 1, 2358: the first person to reach the middle of James Joyce's Finnegans Wake" makes a startling discovery.

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Survival

WELCOME TO MY SURVIVAU BUNKER. IM PREPPED FOR THE IMMINENT COLLAPSE, WHETHER SOCIO, 8IO, OR NUKE WHERES THE NO WATER, NO WATER? RISK OF DROWNING SURVIVAL 101 HOW ABOUT A GUN? AND THEWITHOUT FOOD FOOD?ILl BE FORCED TO LEARN TO UVE OFF THE LAND HUGE SAVINGS IN TIME A GUN? SUPPOSE WE GET ATTACKED THOSE ATTACKERS MIGHT STEAL THE GUN NOW WERE DEFENSELESS SO YOUR PLAN IN CASE OF NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE IS IM GONNA PLAY THE ODDS AND BE DEAD smbc-comics.com THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU THANKS TO BUVERS OF SOONISH CUuck HERE FOR MORE INFORMATION/
WELCOME TO MY SURVIVAU BUNKER. IM PREPPED FOR THE IMMINENT COLLAPSE, WHETHER SOCIO, 8IO, OR NUKE WHERES THE NO WATER, NO WATER? RISK OF DROWNING SURVIVAL 101 HOW ABOUT A GUN? AND THEWITHOUT FOOD FOOD?ILl BE FORCED TO LEARN TO UVE OFF THE LAND HUGE SAVINGS IN TIME A GUN? SUPPOSE WE GET ATTACKED THOSE ATTACKERS MIGHT STEAL THE GUN NOW WERE DEFENSELESS SO YOUR PLAN IN CASE OF NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE IS IM GONNA PLAY THE ODDS AND BE DEAD smbc-comics.com THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU THANKS TO BUVERS OF SOONISH CUuck HERE FOR MORE INFORMATION/

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Burial Ground

IM AFRAID THIS HOUSE IS. HAUNTED IT WAS BUILT HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO... ON THE SITE OF A TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY BURIAL GROUND THEY ARE FOREVER LIVING OUT THEIR OWN TIME, EVEN( SO THOSE SCREAMS ARE DEPARTED SPIRITS, TRYING TO MAKE US LEAVE NO. NO, THE SPIRITS ARE YELLING AT THE NEWS TO INHABIT THEIR HOME Mir smbc-comcs.com
IM AFRAID THIS HOUSE IS. HAUNTED IT WAS BUILT HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO... ON THE SITE OF A TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY BURIAL GROUND THEY ARE FOREVER LIVING OUT THEIR OWN TIME, EVEN( SO THOSE SCREAMS ARE DEPARTED SPIRITS, TRYING TO MAKE US LEAVE NO. NO, THE SPIRITS ARE YELLING AT THE NEWS TO INHABIT THEIR HOME Mir smbc-comcs.com

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Bah

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ACCORDING TO THE MEDIA AMERICA HAS A BLOOD PRESSURE50 mmHa OVER THE IDEAL PROBLEM. I SAY NO WE HAVE SYSTOLIC BLOOD PRESSURE SUPPOSE WE ASSUME THE AVERAGE AMERICAN IS SUPPOSE THAT THE AVERAGE AMERICAN CONTAINS 6 LITERS OF BLOOD ACCORDING TO BERNOULLl'S EQUATION FOR INCOMPRESSIBLE FUUIDS, IF WE CAN HARVEST THAT PRESSURE WITH PERFECT EFFICIENCY, WE CAN ACCESS 40 MEGAJOULES PER PERSON THATS 1.2 BILLION MEGA JOULES OF AMERICAN ENERGY ENOUGH TO LAUNCH TEN MILLION ILOGRAMS TO SPACE. THINK ABOUT IT - WHY WOULD THE GOVERNMENT FUND VAST PUBLIC HEALTH CAMPAIGNS TO TRY TO MAKE US DIET AND Y EXERCISE UNLESS THE HAD A COMPELLING REASON/P THEYRE NOT PROTECTING OUR HEALTH THEY RE PROTECTING THEIR SPACE COMBAT ADVANTAGE CITIZENS EVERY TIME WE INCREASE OUR AVERAGE SURPLUS BLOOD PRESSURE TEN PERCENT WE GAIN A BALLISTIC CANNON TO SPACE HOW WOULD YOU HARVEST ANY OF THAT ENERGY LET ALONE ALL OF IT IN CLOSING AN IDEALIZED MODEL IS ALWAYS A GOOD STARTING POINT. BAHFEST IS BACK HOUSTON RICE CAMPUS LONDON IMPERIAL COLLEGE MARCH 17, 7PM MI.T MIT CAMPUS APRIL 22, 7PM FE8 17 7PM WITH ROB DENBLEYKER WITH MATT PARKER, WITH MAX TEGMARK, PHIL PLAIT AND MORE/ BOULET, AND MORE! BEN UILLIE 2 MORE/ CLICK TO BUy cLICK TO BUY CLICK TO SUBMIT TICKETS NOW TICKETS NOW/ AN IDEA NOW
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ACCORDING TO THE MEDIA AMERICA HAS A BLOOD PRESSURE50 mmHa OVER THE IDEAL PROBLEM. I SAY NO WE HAVE SYSTOLIC BLOOD PRESSURE SUPPOSE WE ASSUME THE AVERAGE AMERICAN IS SUPPOSE THAT THE AVERAGE AMERICAN CONTAINS 6 LITERS OF BLOOD ACCORDING TO BERNOULLl'S EQUATION FOR INCOMPRESSIBLE FUUIDS, IF WE CAN HARVEST THAT PRESSURE WITH PERFECT EFFICIENCY, WE CAN ACCESS 40 MEGAJOULES PER PERSON THATS 1.2 BILLION MEGA JOULES OF AMERICAN ENERGY ENOUGH TO LAUNCH TEN MILLION ILOGRAMS TO SPACE. THINK ABOUT IT - WHY WOULD THE GOVERNMENT FUND VAST PUBLIC HEALTH CAMPAIGNS TO TRY TO MAKE US DIET AND Y EXERCISE UNLESS THE HAD A COMPELLING REASON/P THEYRE NOT PROTECTING OUR HEALTH THEY RE PROTECTING THEIR SPACE COMBAT ADVANTAGE CITIZENS EVERY TIME WE INCREASE OUR AVERAGE SURPLUS BLOOD PRESSURE TEN PERCENT WE GAIN A BALLISTIC CANNON TO SPACE HOW WOULD YOU HARVEST ANY OF THAT ENERGY LET ALONE ALL OF IT IN CLOSING AN IDEALIZED MODEL IS ALWAYS A GOOD STARTING POINT. BAHFEST IS BACK HOUSTON RICE CAMPUS LONDON IMPERIAL COLLEGE MARCH 17, 7PM MI.T MIT CAMPUS APRIL 22, 7PM FE8 17 7PM WITH ROB DENBLEYKER WITH MATT PARKER, WITH MAX TEGMARK, PHIL PLAIT AND MORE/ BOULET, AND MORE! BEN UILLIE 2 MORE/ CLICK TO BUy cLICK TO BUY CLICK TO SUBMIT TICKETS NOW TICKETS NOW/ AN IDEA NOW

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Perspective

DAD, HOW COME IN OLD PERSPECTIVE DIDNT EXIST BACK PAINTINGS THE PERSPECTIVE IS REAUN BADLY DRAWN? BEHIND YOU, OTHER THEN. SOMETIMES THERED BE A WHOLE CASTUE RIGHT TIMES YOUD SIT AT A TABLE AND THE TABLETOP WOULD FACE AWAY FROM YOU っ LATER, ITALIAN ARCHITECTS THATS ALSO WHY THE PORTRAITS WERE SO BADUY INVENTED PERSPECTIVE IN DRAWN. TRY HOLDING A ORDER TO MAKE IT EASIER TO BRUSH IN A WORLD WITH- DRAW BUILDINGS THATS WHY OUT THREE THINGS SUDDENLY LOOK A LOT CONSISTENT NICER AROUND THE DIMENSIONS. 16t CENTURY 0 ARE yOU SURE? I FIGURED PEOPLE ARE JUST KINDA STUPID HOW ELSE DO YOU HOW FACILE EXPLAIN THAT IT TOOK 10,000 YEARS- OF CIV(LIZATION TO INVENT CARTESIAN COORDINATES?L Smbc-comics.com
DAD, HOW COME IN OLD PERSPECTIVE DIDNT EXIST BACK PAINTINGS THE PERSPECTIVE IS REAUN BADLY DRAWN? BEHIND YOU, OTHER THEN. SOMETIMES THERED BE A WHOLE CASTUE RIGHT TIMES YOUD SIT AT A TABLE AND THE TABLETOP WOULD FACE AWAY FROM YOU っ LATER, ITALIAN ARCHITECTS THATS ALSO WHY THE PORTRAITS WERE SO BADUY INVENTED PERSPECTIVE IN DRAWN. TRY HOLDING A ORDER TO MAKE IT EASIER TO BRUSH IN A WORLD WITH- DRAW BUILDINGS THATS WHY OUT THREE THINGS SUDDENLY LOOK A LOT CONSISTENT NICER AROUND THE DIMENSIONS. 16t CENTURY 0 ARE yOU SURE? I FIGURED PEOPLE ARE JUST KINDA STUPID HOW ELSE DO YOU HOW FACILE EXPLAIN THAT IT TOOK 10,000 YEARS- OF CIV(LIZATION TO INVENT CARTESIAN COORDINATES?L Smbc-comics.com

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Self Assessment

SHOULD I LOG ON TO SEE HOW My HIGH-ACHIEVING FRIENDS ARE DOING? THEYRETHEYRE DOING WELL DOING BADLY IM DOINGIFEEL I FEEL UIKE BADUY NO BETTER A FAILURE IM DOINGI FEEL ICOMPARE WELLWANTING A GUILTY GULTY FORS UNTIL T FEEL UIKE THIS EALURE HMME HE HHAS A YACHT WOW? A YACHT? PROBABY A BAD IDEA AND SO Smbc-comics.com
SHOULD I LOG ON TO SEE HOW My HIGH-ACHIEVING FRIENDS ARE DOING? THEYRETHEYRE DOING WELL DOING BADLY IM DOINGIFEEL I FEEL UIKE BADUY NO BETTER A FAILURE IM DOINGI FEEL ICOMPARE WELLWANTING A GUILTY GULTY FORS UNTIL T FEEL UIKE THIS EALURE HMME HE HHAS A YACHT WOW? A YACHT? PROBABY A BAD IDEA AND SO Smbc-comics.com

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The Real Supervillian

SUPERMAN, ARE yOU FAMILIAR WITH THE HYGIENE HYPOTHESIS DISEASES. BUT, YOU LUVE IN SUCH THE IDEA IS YOU HAVE AN IMMUNE SYSTEM THAT NORMALUV FIGHTS A CLEAN ENVIRONMENT, THERE ARE NO DISEASES FOR T TO ATTACK HM? SO, IT STARTS ATTACKING HEALTHY CELLS INSTEAD ONE IDEA IS THAT YOU MIGHT ACTUACUY GIVE PEOPLE CERTAIN SAFE "DECOY DISEASES IN ORDER TO CAUM AN OVERACTIVE IMMUNE RESPONSE WHATS YOUR POINT? IMAGINE HAD A PERSON WHO FOUGHT CRIME SO EFFECTIVELY THERE WAS NONE LEFT BUT THAT PERSON WAS STILL AROUND STILU NEEDING TO BATTLE STILL RELENTLESS. AND UERY POWERFUL WHAT YOU MIGHT DO IS BECAUSE YOU RE AFRAID HELL TAKE CREATE NEW "CRIMINALS T BADUY AND ATTACK YOU S0 FOR HIM TO TARGET INSTEAD OF COMING RIGHT OUT AJD SAYING IT YO GLOWLY INCREASE HE RIDICULOUSNESS WHY NOT JUST TALK TO HIM THE FAKE RIMINALS FIRST, ITS A SMART GUY WHOSUKE, WHAT DOES THAT BAD THEN, ITS MOLE PEOPLE EVEN MEAN? ALIENS AT SOME POINT ITS AN ALIEN FROM A PLANET CALLED APOKOLIPS AVE ENGUSH PHONEMES AND THEIR PLANET IS CALLED APOCA YPSE BUT THEY oSPELL IT WEIRD? TS S0 O3VIOUS IN RETROSPECT IM MOVING TO MARS TO LIVE ALONE AND WRITE BAD POETRY PURPOSELESSNESS IS THE ONUY REAL SUPERVLLAN DAMN LUTHOR IS GOOD mbc-comics.com
SUPERMAN, ARE yOU FAMILIAR WITH THE HYGIENE HYPOTHESIS DISEASES. BUT, YOU LUVE IN SUCH THE IDEA IS YOU HAVE AN IMMUNE SYSTEM THAT NORMALUV FIGHTS A CLEAN ENVIRONMENT, THERE ARE NO DISEASES FOR T TO ATTACK HM? SO, IT STARTS ATTACKING HEALTHY CELLS INSTEAD ONE IDEA IS THAT YOU MIGHT ACTUACUY GIVE PEOPLE CERTAIN SAFE "DECOY DISEASES IN ORDER TO CAUM AN OVERACTIVE IMMUNE RESPONSE WHATS YOUR POINT? IMAGINE HAD A PERSON WHO FOUGHT CRIME SO EFFECTIVELY THERE WAS NONE LEFT BUT THAT PERSON WAS STILL AROUND STILU NEEDING TO BATTLE STILL RELENTLESS. AND UERY POWERFUL WHAT YOU MIGHT DO IS BECAUSE YOU RE AFRAID HELL TAKE CREATE NEW "CRIMINALS T BADUY AND ATTACK YOU S0 FOR HIM TO TARGET INSTEAD OF COMING RIGHT OUT AJD SAYING IT YO GLOWLY INCREASE HE RIDICULOUSNESS WHY NOT JUST TALK TO HIM THE FAKE RIMINALS FIRST, ITS A SMART GUY WHOSUKE, WHAT DOES THAT BAD THEN, ITS MOLE PEOPLE EVEN MEAN? ALIENS AT SOME POINT ITS AN ALIEN FROM A PLANET CALLED APOKOLIPS AVE ENGUSH PHONEMES AND THEIR PLANET IS CALLED APOCA YPSE BUT THEY oSPELL IT WEIRD? TS S0 O3VIOUS IN RETROSPECT IM MOVING TO MARS TO LIVE ALONE AND WRITE BAD POETRY PURPOSELESSNESS IS THE ONUY REAL SUPERVLLAN DAMN LUTHOR IS GOOD mbc-comics.com

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The Future

PREDICTION IN THE FUTURE, WE WILL USE THE WEALTH DERIVED FROM AUTOMATION TO WORK FEWER AND FEWER HOURS REALITY THIS COMPUTER USES ONLY ARTISANAL BITS/ Smbc-comics.com
PREDICTION IN THE FUTURE, WE WILL USE THE WEALTH DERIVED FROM AUTOMATION TO WORK FEWER AND FEWER HOURS REALITY THIS COMPUTER USES ONLY ARTISANAL BITS/ Smbc-comics.com

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The Fundamental Equation

TS TOUGH HAVING SMALL KIDS LET ME SHOW YOU THE AT HOME. I'M LOOKING FORWARD THE FUNDAMENTAL KID TO WHEN THEY CAN HELP OUT WHEN'S THAT HAPPEN? UTILITY FUNCTION DEAR GOD. UTILITY REMAINS CONSTANT ge PRECISELY DESIRE TO HELP ←10 13 16 ABILITY TO HELP FROM ALA OR PERSPECTIVE THE MAIN DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TODDLER AND A TEEN S WHETHER YOURE YELLING AT THEM FOR BREAKING SOMETHING OR FOR NOT FIXING SOMETHING WHAT HAVE I DONE? I SHOUD PROBABUY MENTION THAT THE Y-AXIS STARTS AT NEGATIVE TEN MILLION Smbc-comics.com
TS TOUGH HAVING SMALL KIDS LET ME SHOW YOU THE AT HOME. I'M LOOKING FORWARD THE FUNDAMENTAL KID TO WHEN THEY CAN HELP OUT WHEN'S THAT HAPPEN? UTILITY FUNCTION DEAR GOD. UTILITY REMAINS CONSTANT ge PRECISELY DESIRE TO HELP ←10 13 16 ABILITY TO HELP FROM ALA OR PERSPECTIVE THE MAIN DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TODDLER AND A TEEN S WHETHER YOURE YELLING AT THEM FOR BREAKING SOMETHING OR FOR NOT FIXING SOMETHING WHAT HAVE I DONE? I SHOUD PROBABUY MENTION THAT THE Y-AXIS STARTS AT NEGATIVE TEN MILLION Smbc-comics.com

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Fossils

THEY WERE PUT HERE B F YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION, WHERE DO YOU SATAN. TO TEST OUR FAITH THINK ALL THESE FOSSILS 「 COME FROM? Wow wow, GIMME A BREAK ELSEWHERE DAMMIT. HOW MANY GIANT FEATHERY LIZARDS DOES IT TAKE FOR THESE PEOPLE TO REALIZE ITS A PRANK? THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONISH CLICK FOR MORE INFO. mbc-comics.com
THEY WERE PUT HERE B F YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION, WHERE DO YOU SATAN. TO TEST OUR FAITH THINK ALL THESE FOSSILS 「 COME FROM? Wow wow, GIMME A BREAK ELSEWHERE DAMMIT. HOW MANY GIANT FEATHERY LIZARDS DOES IT TAKE FOR THESE PEOPLE TO REALIZE ITS A PRANK? THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONISH CLICK FOR MORE INFO. mbc-comics.com

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symbols

WHATS TIS? ARGAK SENDS IT TO YOU THE SYMBOLS INDICATE SOUNDS WHICH FORM WORDS AND SENTENCESS THATS BRILLIANT TLL HAVE SO MANY USES BUT... WHNY DIDN'T HE BRING IT HIMSELF? Fun fact: The first alphabet was invented to avoid a face-to-face breakup.
WHATS TIS? ARGAK SENDS IT TO YOU THE SYMBOLS INDICATE SOUNDS WHICH FORM WORDS AND SENTENCESS THATS BRILLIANT TLL HAVE SO MANY USES BUT... WHNY DIDN'T HE BRING IT HIMSELF? Fun fact: The first alphabet was invented to avoid a face-to-face breakup.

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will he

GOD ARE YOU ALL-POWERFUL? AND DO YOU HAVE COMPLETE FREE WILし? YES OF COURS S0 ITD FOLLOWGREAT. SO, IN ORDER TO PROVE I'M MORE THAT NO HUMAN POWERFUL THAN GOD IM GONNA BEING COULD COMPEL YOU TO NEVER GOING TO CHURCH, MAKING FUN DO ANYTHING? OF SCRIPTURE, AND FORNICATING IN AS FORCE YOU TO SEND ME TO HELL BY MANY WAYS AS HUMAN PHYSIOLOGY PERMITS INDEED HIS TRANSCRIPT HIS STUPID ISNT S0 GREATHALO OKAX? Smbc-comics.com
GOD ARE YOU ALL-POWERFUL? AND DO YOU HAVE COMPLETE FREE WILし? YES OF COURS S0 ITD FOLLOWGREAT. SO, IN ORDER TO PROVE I'M MORE THAT NO HUMAN POWERFUL THAN GOD IM GONNA BEING COULD COMPEL YOU TO NEVER GOING TO CHURCH, MAKING FUN DO ANYTHING? OF SCRIPTURE, AND FORNICATING IN AS FORCE YOU TO SEND ME TO HELL BY MANY WAYS AS HUMAN PHYSIOLOGY PERMITS INDEED HIS TRANSCRIPT HIS STUPID ISNT S0 GREATHALO OKAX? Smbc-comics.com

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belly button

DADDV WHY DOI HAVE A BELLY BUTTON? A LONG TIME AGO THATS WHERE MOMMYWAS CONNECTED TO YOU SO SHE COULD PULL You NTO HER BODY AND THEN SLOWLY ABSORB YOUR NUTRIENTS UNTIL YOU CEASED TO EX… WAIT IS THAT RIGHT? Sometimes, I forget which way the arrow of time points.
DADDV WHY DOI HAVE A BELLY BUTTON? A LONG TIME AGO THATS WHERE MOMMYWAS CONNECTED TO YOU SO SHE COULD PULL You NTO HER BODY AND THEN SLOWLY ABSORB YOUR NUTRIENTS UNTIL YOU CEASED TO EX… WAIT IS THAT RIGHT? Sometimes, I forget which way the arrow of time points.

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free will 3

A HUMAN AND A PERFECT SIMULATION OF THAT HUMAN WALK INTO A BAR THE HUMAN SAYS: I HAVE FREE WIll, AND I USE IT TO BUY A BEER THE GIMULATION SAYS I AM IDENTICAL TO THE HUMAN, FROM WHICH T FOLLOWS THAT I MUST SAYMAKE THAT I HAVE FREE WILL, AND I USE IT TO BUY A BEER. THE HUMAN REEVALUATES HER NOTION OF FREE WILL EIGHT BEERS mbc-comics.com
A HUMAN AND A PERFECT SIMULATION OF THAT HUMAN WALK INTO A BAR THE HUMAN SAYS: I HAVE FREE WIll, AND I USE IT TO BUY A BEER THE GIMULATION SAYS I AM IDENTICAL TO THE HUMAN, FROM WHICH T FOLLOWS THAT I MUST SAYMAKE THAT I HAVE FREE WILL, AND I USE IT TO BUY A BEER. THE HUMAN REEVALUATES HER NOTION OF FREE WILL EIGHT BEERS mbc-comics.com

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hubris

THIS IS THE GREATEST ICEBERG IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPECIES/ CAPTAIN/ THERES A GIANT BOAT IN OUR PATH CAPTAIN/ THATS RAM IT WE ARE INVINCIBLE HUBRIS 纠 Penguins have a much happier version of the Titanic story
THIS IS THE GREATEST ICEBERG IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPECIES/ CAPTAIN/ THERES A GIANT BOAT IN OUR PATH CAPTAIN/ THATS RAM IT WE ARE INVINCIBLE HUBRIS 纠 Penguins have a much happier version of the Titanic story

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