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File 138111763417 png (863.26KB , 500x1162, feel1.png) P--- in Boots 13/10/06(Sun)22:47 No. 26700 >be me >be 15 >highschool >i warship Shrek everyday, and when most people notice, they call me a f----- >"shrk isn reel u fgot!" >"do you really believe in Shrek? god is god, not Shrek" >"ya im atheist too wanna come over and see my pony collection do my best to convince them that Shrek is real >I even get 4 or 5 people on this website >2 years pass by, last year of high school >still, no one believes in Shrek, and they all bully me come up with a brilliant plan si dye my hair black, and cut it short, to resemble Farquaad >people see that I stop believing Shrek, and l instantly become popular >buy red robes and have facial surgery to look exactly like Farquaad have my vocal cords replaced with some royal british d--- >l run for School President, and with my new popularity, I win run an Anti-Shrek campaign, banning the word Shrek, and if you say, talk, or look at anything Shrek related, you will be hung at stake >Have my old brogre friends hung, but I knew I would see them soon >Go to neighboring elementary school wearing a Shrek mask, and shoot it up, killing 437 kids, to frame Shrek >go to the weddings, and convince the families that a brogre did it >go to bed that night with the faint smell of onions in my nose >he was getting closer >i smiled >go to school, everyone is in the new dress code, where they dress as Farquaad and wear Farquaad masks >the onion stench is stronger >l learn that the creative arts group is planning to make a Shrek musical behind my back >I have them all hung recreate the script, making it a story based on Farquaad, with adventures of how many times he f----- Fiona, and how he killed Shrek and Donkey >3 months later, showtime >I am on stage, crying at how I am about to meet up with the ogrelord >Near the end, I look into the overhanging things above the stage where the lights are hidden, and see a large shadowy naked figure, with an eshrekt c--- measuring 18 meters >I can smell the onions, and they are basically having sex n my nose >face my face to the ceiling, with my mouth wide open, singing the final note of the play >suddenly, the large shadowy figure jumps down from the over-hangs >his c--- aimed directly at my mouth accept it >Shrek slams into me with his c---, and he crushes me, breaking both of my legs >Shrek takes his c--- out of my mouth, and he points it at the ceiling (you know what I am talking up, when you are jerking off to Shrek and you raise your d--- to your bellybutton and it sort of hurts, and when you let go, your c--- flings itself onto the floor) h-hold on shrek, before you k-kill me, I did this... for you. look at-t the crowd, they h-have seen you, in all of your glory, they finally un- >Shrek interrupted, and whispered "T understand, laddeh >He lets go of his c---, and it speeds at 300 m/ps onto my head, crushing it and killing me I gave my life so people would know of Shrek and his royalness Shrek is love Shrek is life

File 138111763417 png (863.26KB , 500x1162, feel1.png) P--- in Boots 13/10/06(Sun)22:47 No. 26700 >be me >be 15 >highschool >i warship Shrek everyday, and when most people notice, they call me a f----- >"shrk isn reel u fgot!" >"do you really believe in Shrek? god is god, not Shrek" >"ya im atheist too wanna come over and see my pony collection do my best to convince them that Shrek is real >I even get 4 or 5 people on this website >2 years pass by, last year of high school >still, no one believes in Shrek, and they all bully me come up with a brilliant plan si dye my hair black, and cut it short, to resemble Farquaad >people see that I stop believing Shrek, and l instantly become popular >buy red robes and have facial surgery to look exactly like Farquaad have my vocal cords replaced with some royal british d--- >l run for School President, and with my new popularity, I win run an Anti-Shrek campaign, banning the word Shrek, and if you say, talk, or look at anything Shrek related, you will be hung at stake >Have my old brogre friends hung, but I knew I would see them soon >Go to neighboring elementary school wearing a Shrek mask, and shoot it up, killing 437 kids, to frame Shrek >go to the weddings, and convince the families that a brogre did it >go to bed that night with the faint smell of onions in my nose >he was getting closer >i smiled >go to school, everyone is in the new dress code, where they dress as Farquaad and wear Farquaad masks >the onion stench is stronger >l learn that the creative arts group is planning to make a Shrek musical behind my back >I have them all hung recreate the script, making it a story based on Farquaad, with adventures of how many times he f----- Fiona, and how he killed Shrek and Donkey >3 months later, showtime >I am on stage, crying at how I am about to meet up with the ogrelord >Near the end, I look into the overhanging things above the stage where the lights are hidden, and see a large shadowy naked figure, with an eshrekt c--- measuring 18 meters >I can smell the onions, and they are basically having sex n my nose >face my face to the ceiling, with my mouth wide open, singing the final note of the play >suddenly, the large shadowy figure jumps down from the over-hangs >his c--- aimed directly at my mouth accept it >Shrek slams into me with his c---, and he crushes me, breaking both of my legs >Shrek takes his c--- out of my mouth, and he points it at the ceiling (you know what I am talking up, when you are jerking off to Shrek and you raise your d--- to your bellybutton and it sort of hurts, and when you let go, your c--- flings itself onto the floor) h-hold on shrek, before you k-kill me, I did this... for you. look at-t the crowd, they h-have seen you, in all of your glory, they finally un- >Shrek interrupted, and whispered "T understand, laddeh >He lets go of his c---, and it speeds at 300 m/ps onto my head, crushing it and killing me I gave my life so people would know of Shrek and his royalness Shrek is love Shrek is life

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File 138024974582 png (712.57KB, 937x558, 1379824455368.png) P--- in Boots 13/09/26(Thu)21:42 No. 26358 > Be me, 20 years old > Watching Shrek 2 for the 100th time > Pray to Shrek nightly > Depressed that he hasn't showed up to answer my prayers and fill me with his onion flavored love > This will not sway me, I shall have fath in my ogrelord > Months pass > Continue to pray to Shrek nightly > Still no response. Thoughts of suicide go through my mind at the thought of Shrek ignoring my prayers > More months pass > Still pray to Shrek, but not as often > Shrek is ignoring all of my prayers. I've never felt so depressed > Hang a rope from my rafters > Pray to Shrek one last time to guide my soul to his swamp > Jump off my chair > The rope starts to choke me while my vision fades > Suddenly see a shadowy figure approach me > I pass out before I could make out who it was > Silence > I wake up in my bed with the smell of onions all around me > I jump out of bed and look for the all mighty > He is nowhere to be seen > Just when I give up hope, I see a note on my door > "That'll do donkey, that'll do" > This proves it, Shrek saved my life last night > He is real s Without a trace of doubt in my mind Shrek is love Shrek is life

File 138024974582 png (712.57KB, 937x558, 1379824455368.png) P--- in Boots 13/09/26(Thu)21:42 No. 26358 > Be me, 20 years old > Watching Shrek 2 for the 100th time > Pray to Shrek nightly > Depressed that he hasn't showed up to answer my prayers and fill me with his onion flavored love > This will not sway me, I shall have fath in my ogrelord > Months pass > Continue to pray to Shrek nightly > Still no response. Thoughts of suicide go through my mind at the thought of Shrek ignoring my prayers > More months pass > Still pray to Shrek, but not as often > Shrek is ignoring all of my prayers. I've never felt so depressed > Hang a rope from my rafters > Pray to Shrek one last time to guide my soul to his swamp > Jump off my chair > The rope starts to choke me while my vision fades > Suddenly see a shadowy figure approach me > I pass out before I could make out who it was > Silence > I wake up in my bed with the smell of onions all around me > I jump out of bed and look for the all mighty > He is nowhere to be seen > Just when I give up hope, I see a note on my door > "That'll do donkey, that'll do" > This proves it, Shrek saved my life last night > He is real s Without a trace of doubt in my mind Shrek is love Shrek is life

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nutelladown-w---- foreverafox I'm going to be the first one to ship Shrek and Cory "Are you sure about this?" Shrek asked Cory in his thick Scottish accent. He didn't want to hurt the boy lying underneath him, he wanted to make sure that Cory was comfortable with what was about to happen "Of course l'm sure, Shrek.. .I love you. Cory whispered, taking Shrek's face in his hands gently and leaning up to kiss him softly. "Now please Shrek.. .get in my house

nutelladown-w---- foreverafox I'm going to be the first one to ship Shrek and Cory "Are you sure about this?" Shrek asked Cory in his thick Scottish accent. He didn't want to hurt the boy lying underneath him, he wanted to make sure that Cory was comfortable with what was about to happen "Of course l'm sure, Shrek.. .I love you. Cory whispered, taking Shrek's face in his hands gently and leaning up to kiss him softly. "Now please Shrek.. .get in my house

"Source":http://www.worth1000.com/entries/627527/star-shrek

"Source":http://www.worth1000.com/entries/627527/star-shrek

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Used the footage from a video called "Ogre and Packmule's Extraordinary Pilgrimage to Mecca" by Joe VK

Used the footage from a video called "Ogre and Packmule's Extraordinary Pilgrimage to Mecca" by Joe VK

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andthentheresallthisshit deadgomery theprinceswilly: nosferpatbu i just saw this picture of shrek and i'm laughing because it's as if i'm about to give him a b------ tears are coming out of my eyes NO NO NO NO NO That'll do, Donkey. Thatll do." OH MY GOD IT GOT BETTER/WORSE I CAN'T It'll all be ogre soon LOLBRARY.com/post 41568

andthentheresallthisshit deadgomery theprinceswilly: nosferpatbu i just saw this picture of shrek and i'm laughing because it's as if i'm about to give him a b------ tears are coming out of my eyes NO NO NO NO NO That'll do, Donkey. Thatll do." OH MY GOD IT GOT BETTER/WORSE I CAN'T It'll all be ogre soon LOLBRARY.com/post 41568

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CINEMA KNOCKED UP CINEMA CINEMA PIRATES They're getting out of control