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what the shrek did you rust shreking say about me, you little p---?「ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Shreks, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on fairytale creatures, and I have over 300 confirmed swamps. I am trained in donkeh warfare and I'm the top shreker in the entire Duloc armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Rumplestiltskin. I will shrek you the shrek out with giant gingerbread men the likes of which have never been seen before on this swamp, mark my shreking words. You think you can get away with saying that shrek to me ogre the Magic Mirror? Think again, shreker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pixies across Duloc and your abode is my sights right now. I'l play the Big Bad Wolf; with a giant roar, I'll blow it the shrek down, so you better prepare for the storm, swamp maggot. The storm that shreks out the pathetic little thing you call your layers. You're shrekin' shreked, fairytale. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shrek you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my green ear tube antenna things. Not only am I a master of the art of full-throated ogre belchin' and trained in unarmed shrek, but I have access to the entire storybook of the Duloc Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to shrek your miserable onions off the face of Far Far Away Land, you little p---. If only you could have known what unholy dragon donkehs your little "charming" comment was about to Pinnochio the livin' shrek on your Geppettos, maybe you would have shreked your shreking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're meetin' the Muffin Man, you Farquaddin' idiot. I will shrek fury all over you and you will shrek in it. You're shreking shreked, you godmotherin' shreksucker

what the shrek did you rust shreking say about me, you little p---?「ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Shreks, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on fairytale creatures, and I have over 300 confirmed swamps. I am trained in donkeh warfare and I'm the top shreker in the entire Duloc armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Rumplestiltskin. I will shrek you the shrek out with giant gingerbread men the likes of which have never been seen before on this swamp, mark my shreking words. You think you can get away with saying that shrek to me ogre the Magic Mirror? Think again, shreker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pixies across Duloc and your abode is my sights right now. I'l play the Big Bad Wolf; with a giant roar, I'll blow it the shrek down, so you better prepare for the storm, swamp maggot. The storm that shreks out the pathetic little thing you call your layers. You're shrekin' shreked, fairytale. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shrek you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my green ear tube antenna things. Not only am I a master of the art of full-throated ogre belchin' and trained in unarmed shrek, but I have access to the entire storybook of the Duloc Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to shrek your miserable onions off the face of Far Far Away Land, you little p---. If only you could have known what unholy dragon donkehs your little "charming" comment was about to Pinnochio the livin' shrek on your Geppettos, maybe you would have shreked your shreking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're meetin' the Muffin Man, you Farquaddin' idiot. I will shrek fury all over you and you will shrek in it. You're shreking shreked, you godmotherin' shreksucker

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110 UMANITY IS OGRERATED

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Mint Ogre-load SHRek SD im lovin'it McFlur

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File 136089127586 ipg (5.91KB, 200x178, download jpg) □ P--- in Boots 13/02/14(Thu)17:21 No. 16468 Reply] >Be me in 8th grade >Be in school Be valentines day Girl comes in to deliver valentines day things gives me one >Dude wat >To: Anon From: Anonymous >Open it >It smells like onions >There's a message inside "Shold'y cheked urself b4 u shrekd urself Door bursts open Shrek walks in THIS IS MAI SWAHMP" >Grabs hot girl in corner and rips her in half Message too long. Click here to view the full text. >> Galaxy 13/02/14(Thu)17:52 No. 16471 O/Shrek Not enough Shrek, I'm guessing you're from 4chan and are invading our swamp. Leave before you make me go our savior go into OGRELOADI >> □ Shrekchapel 13/02/14(Thu)18:16 No.16474 16468 S--- shrektual is s--- 1/10 >> □ Ogretistic 13/02/14(Thu)20:51 No. 16482 I bet you've never had a shreksual experience Faggo

File 136089127586 ipg (5.91KB, 200x178, download jpg) □ P--- in Boots 13/02/14(Thu)17:21 No. 16468 Reply] >Be me in 8th grade >Be in school Be valentines day Girl comes in to deliver valentines day things gives me one >Dude wat >To: Anon From: Anonymous >Open it >It smells like onions >There's a message inside "Shold'y cheked urself b4 u shrekd urself Door bursts open Shrek walks in THIS IS MAI SWAHMP" >Grabs hot girl in corner and rips her in half Message too long. Click here to view the full text. >> Galaxy 13/02/14(Thu)17:52 No. 16471 O/Shrek Not enough Shrek, I'm guessing you're from 4chan and are invading our swamp. Leave before you make me go our savior go into OGRELOADI >> □ Shrekchapel 13/02/14(Thu)18:16 No.16474 16468 S--- shrektual is s--- 1/10 >> □ Ogretistic 13/02/14(Thu)20:51 No. 16482 I bet you've never had a shreksual experience Faggo

FhLAN File 134975914745 png (17.04KB. 465x406 pawnstarsshrek.png) SORepldErst 100 posts □ IRL Shrek Stories Thread Part2 P--- in Boots 12/10/08(Mon)2205 No. 9348 Last 50 posts] >Be 13, at a friend's sleepover >We finish the night of vidya by watching Shrek 1 and 2 sWake up in the middle of the night because someone is touching my peeny and breathing heavily down my neck. Smells like onions >Think it's my friend's dad, but too scared to say anything Eventually j--- in my sleeping bag. "I hope you enjoyed this shrexual encounter as much as I did." See a large green figure escape through an open window. 240 posts and 61 images omitted. Click Reply to view P--- in Boots 13/02/15(Fri)08:39 No. 16496 File 136094638116 jng (13.43KB, 304x171, url jpg) Be 14 sWith my best friend >Hey you wanna watch a movie" s"fuckyeah" look through his pleb DVD collection Noshrek >No Shrek at all demand that we go to Blockbuster to rent Shrek 2 on DVD >l tell his mom >His mom says it's too late get really mad, break his sister's barbies and replace them with old onions while everyones asleep >Pour out all their shampoo and conditioner, replace it with onionade ewhen everyone wakes up they see what I've done >I'm hiding in the pantry shat everywhere because f--- them e to view the full text

FhLAN File 134975914745 png (17.04KB. 465x406 pawnstarsshrek.png) SORepldErst 100 posts □ IRL Shrek Stories Thread Part2 P--- in Boots 12/10/08(Mon)2205 No. 9348 Last 50 posts] >Be 13, at a friend's sleepover >We finish the night of vidya by watching Shrek 1 and 2 sWake up in the middle of the night because someone is touching my peeny and breathing heavily down my neck. Smells like onions >Think it's my friend's dad, but too scared to say anything Eventually j--- in my sleeping bag. "I hope you enjoyed this shrexual encounter as much as I did." See a large green figure escape through an open window. 240 posts and 61 images omitted. Click Reply to view P--- in Boots 13/02/15(Fri)08:39 No. 16496 File 136094638116 jng (13.43KB, 304x171, url jpg) Be 14 sWith my best friend >Hey you wanna watch a movie" s"fuckyeah" look through his pleb DVD collection Noshrek >No Shrek at all demand that we go to Blockbuster to rent Shrek 2 on DVD >l tell his mom >His mom says it's too late get really mad, break his sister's barbies and replace them with old onions while everyones asleep >Pour out all their shampoo and conditioner, replace it with onionade ewhen everyone wakes up they see what I've done >I'm hiding in the pantry shat everywhere because f--- them e to view the full text

I wish I was at my swamp taking a fat ogre s---

I wish I was at my swamp taking a fat ogre s---

shrek i wish i was at my swamp

Ogre Achiever

Ogre achiever ELIEVE IN YOURSEL Pass It O

Ogre achiever ELIEVE IN YOURSEL Pass It O

shrek billboard overachiever believe in yourself

LAYERS CHANNE Normal き Layer 2 Layer 4 Layer5 Layer 7 Layer 6 Backgro

LAYERS CHANNE Normal き Layer 2 Layer 4 Layer5 Layer 7 Layer 6 Backgro

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3 pm PRESS SE FOR ENHANCED Shrek 罒★ (1998) Summoned after 50 years in hiding, a murderous demon stalks victims, the sixth of whom will become its master. OS PAGE 1:3

3 pm PRESS SE FOR ENHANCED Shrek 罒★ (1998) Summoned after 50 years in hiding, a murderous demon stalks victims, the sixth of whom will become its master. OS PAGE 1:3

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BOX OFFICE ROUNDUP Moviegoers More Into Shrek Than Sex May 30, 2010 2:51 PM CDT

BOX OFFICE ROUNDUP Moviegoers More Into Shrek Than Sex May 30, 2010 2:51 PM CDT

Rennrt nnst Report post Report post Reason??????????? not shrek Report

Rennrt nnst Report post Report post Reason??????????? not shrek Report

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Santa Shrek

File 378567504 □ Anonymous (ID: sw4WXDcD) 01/16/13(Wed)18:22:47 No.451 547376 Be 12 >Christmas Time at my house >l get Shrek the Halls for Christmas >So f------ stoked >l go upstairs to pop in the disc immediately >Dad asks why I'm not playing with my new IPhone >Suck my ogre d---, you chubby cuntsack >He chases after me like he's about to snap my neck >Oh s--- oh s--- Lock myself in room >Pop in Shrek >So excited I begin to secrete myself with green c-- >Smells like onions >2 hours later go back to living room sexually exhausted >Shrek comes down chimney dressed as Santa >Sexy as f--- >Snaps fathers neck >"With Shrek, then movie's never ogre!" >Begins r----- father blubby butthole >Fathers dead body voids bowls >S--- spews everywhere 'This is my swamp >Shrek finishes, the smell of onions and s--- engulf me >My body is ready Wake up >Note near bed >"You are my steed, get ogre it"

File 378567504 □ Anonymous (ID: sw4WXDcD) 01/16/13(Wed)18:22:47 No.451 547376 Be 12 >Christmas Time at my house >l get Shrek the Halls for Christmas >So f------ stoked >l go upstairs to pop in the disc immediately >Dad asks why I'm not playing with my new IPhone >Suck my ogre d---, you chubby cuntsack >He chases after me like he's about to snap my neck >Oh s--- oh s--- Lock myself in room >Pop in Shrek >So excited I begin to secrete myself with green c-- >Smells like onions >2 hours later go back to living room sexually exhausted >Shrek comes down chimney dressed as Santa >Sexy as f--- >Snaps fathers neck >"With Shrek, then movie's never ogre!" >Begins r----- father blubby butthole >Fathers dead body voids bowls >S--- spews everywhere 'This is my swamp >Shrek finishes, the smell of onions and s--- engulf me >My body is ready Wake up >Note near bed >"You are my steed, get ogre it"

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eeling La yers 15 57

TI ITAN THEATRES EVERYWHERE DECEMBER 19'

TI ITAN THEATRES EVERYWHERE DECEMBER 19'

>tfw have a lot of layers, but no Fiona.

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Found this on /b/. Thread 404'd before I could reply.

File: 1359573042363ipg-(23 KB, 256x400, God.jpg) Anonymous (ID: z1A5jSZy) 01/30/13(Wed)14:10:42 No.454891406 >Be 26 n love with Shrek. >Wake up on a Monday, late for college >Put on my Shrek underwear, ogre gloves, and Shrek mask. >Get in, everyone laughs at me for being late and ogrewhelming them with my swamp-stench >theyrejustfuckingjealous.jpeg >One guy says the Shrek films were okay. "8.8", he says >l cry because I'm ogreemotional >Shrek heard them >Earth starts shaking >Everyone stops laughing and gets worried >Shrek runs through the wall and grabs a kid by the pigtails >"It's ogre for you, Farquaad." >Hammer-throws student which bores a hole into the wall >8.8-guy screams out "I'm sorry! I didn't mean i-" >Shrek roars with anger and bashes the guy's face in with his colossal ogre-schlong >Shrek then e--------- his acidic love-cream all over the wall >Donkey and Dragon break through the roof leaving concrete blocks to crush the remaining students >Im the only survivor in the hall >Crying tears of joy for the life I've been blessed with. >l look up and tell Shrek I want to be an ogre, too >" left a wee surprise in your swamp!" >Whole school is evacuating, I run over to my Shrek locker. >There's stuffed mud frogs and onion layers in my locker >Eat them and turn green with power >Rush home with my incredible ogre-speed, while thanking Shrek for my existence I'm an ogre now, Ib/. You better check yourself, or you might just get SHREKD!

File: 1359573042363ipg-(23 KB, 256x400, God.jpg) Anonymous (ID: z1A5jSZy) 01/30/13(Wed)14:10:42 No.454891406 >Be 26 n love with Shrek. >Wake up on a Monday, late for college >Put on my Shrek underwear, ogre gloves, and Shrek mask. >Get in, everyone laughs at me for being late and ogrewhelming them with my swamp-stench >theyrejustfuckingjealous.jpeg >One guy says the Shrek films were okay. "8.8", he says >l cry because I'm ogreemotional >Shrek heard them >Earth starts shaking >Everyone stops laughing and gets worried >Shrek runs through the wall and grabs a kid by the pigtails >"It's ogre for you, Farquaad." >Hammer-throws student which bores a hole into the wall >8.8-guy screams out "I'm sorry! I didn't mean i-" >Shrek roars with anger and bashes the guy's face in with his colossal ogre-schlong >Shrek then e--------- his acidic love-cream all over the wall >Donkey and Dragon break through the roof leaving concrete blocks to crush the remaining students >Im the only survivor in the hall >Crying tears of joy for the life I've been blessed with. >l look up and tell Shrek I want to be an ogre, too >" left a wee surprise in your swamp!" >Whole school is evacuating, I run over to my Shrek locker. >There's stuffed mud frogs and onion layers in my locker >Eat them and turn green with power >Rush home with my incredible ogre-speed, while thanking Shrek for my existence I'm an ogre now, Ib/. You better check yourself, or you might just get SHREKD!