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Anonymous >>3116827 # nta, but if you want to see lefties talk about le reactionaries and le racists like the f------ here talk about wokeness, go to reddit or ResetEra and you'll see them do that. >>3116843 # Anonymous 07/02/23(Sun)16:09:57 No.3116837 >>3116837 # >Go to Reddit if you want to hear people complain about racists and fascists >>3116846 # 07/02/23(Sun)16:14:43 No.3116843 >Go to 4chan if you want to hear people complain about n------ and jews Anonymous 07/02/23(Sun)16:20:42 No.3116846 >>3116843 # >Go to 4chan if you want to hear people complain about n------ and jews Problem? >>3116849 # >>3116870 # Anonymous 07/02/23(Sun)16:22:54 No.3116849 >>3116846 # No. I find both amusing.
Anonymous >>3116827 # nta, but if you want to see lefties talk about le reactionaries and le racists like the f------ here talk about wokeness, go to reddit or ResetEra and you'll see them do that. >>3116843 # Anonymous 07/02/23(Sun)16:09:57 No.3116837 >>3116837 # >Go to Reddit if you want to hear people complain about racists and fascists >>3116846 # 07/02/23(Sun)16:14:43 No.3116843 >Go to 4chan if you want to hear people complain about n------ and jews Anonymous 07/02/23(Sun)16:20:42 No.3116846 >>3116843 # >Go to 4chan if you want to hear people complain about n------ and jews Problem? >>3116849 # >>3116870 # Anonymous 07/02/23(Sun)16:22:54 No.3116849 >>3116846 # No. I find both amusing.

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Cavenon ponders | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: NjLcUakn 02/09/18(Fri)18:28:51 No.159878170 Me heard 6 long nose man die in holobunga. But 6 a lot. No fire burn 6 bodies in 1 hour. Holobunga math not add up. 116 KB PNG >>159878663 # >>159885406 # >>159885756 # >>159886024 # >>159892069 # >>159893146 # >>159893265 # >>159894002 # >>159894330 # >>159900921 # >>159901398 # 29 KB PNG >>160896674 (OP) Grug no think bad think long nose tribe Grug forget holobungal Long nose tribe forgive if give shiney rocks Grug give shiney rocks and love headcloth tribe now, yes? Anonymous (ID: 8ZhbE5L2 Long nose get kicked out this many caves: 佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳 佳佳佳佳佳佳佳 佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳 佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳 Makes Grug think... 02/13/18(Tue)00:27:18 No.160281179 >>160280260(OP) # Grug notice anti-long nose grugite cave paintings in cave. Grug worried short nose grugs building smoke huts again. JBZD
: Anonymous (ID: NjLcUakn 02/09/18(Fri)18:28:51 No.159878170 Me heard 6 long nose man die in holobunga. But 6 a lot. No fire burn 6 bodies in 1 hour. Holobunga math not add up. 116 KB PNG >>159878663 # >>159885406 # >>159885756 # >>159886024 # >>159892069 # >>159893146 # >>159893265 # >>159894002 # >>159894330 # >>159900921 # >>159901398 # 29 KB PNG >>160896674 (OP) Grug no think bad think long nose tribe Grug forget holobungal Long nose tribe forgive if give shiney rocks Grug give shiney rocks and love headcloth tribe now, yes? Anonymous (ID: 8ZhbE5L2 Long nose get kicked out this many caves: 佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳 佳佳佳佳佳佳佳 佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳 佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳佳 Makes Grug think... 02/13/18(Tue)00:27:18 No.160281179 >>160280260(OP) # Grug notice anti-long nose grugite cave paintings in cave. Grug worried short nose grugs building smoke huts again. JBZD

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Anon proposes a solution | /r/Greentext

e: IMG_0985.jpg (311 KB, 665x864) Think different. >Palestianians want to genecide Jews >Jews want to genecide Palestians >thats two genecides >why dont we just kill everyone on both sides >and PREVENT two genecides Im surpirsed this solution isnt being more widely discussed by the UN.
e: IMG_0985.jpg (311 KB, 665x864) Think different. >Palestianians want to genecide Jews >Jews want to genecide Palestians >thats two genecides >why dont we just kill everyone on both sides >and PREVENT two genecides Im surpirsed this solution isnt being more widely discussed by the UN.

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Anon ofc you call the police | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 151 KB JPG 10/14/23(Sat)13:51:51 No.90765311- >Walk into your bedroom >You find Maisie Williams standing there like this Wat do?
: Anonymous 151 KB JPG 10/14/23(Sat)13:51:51 No.90765311- >Walk into your bedroom >You find Maisie Williams standing there like this Wat do?

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anon loves brother | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 3"0 175 KB GIF 03/30/23(Thu)19:27:42 No.30305711 >home for spring break and seeing family for the first time in months >they're surprisingly fine with my transition feelsgood >older brother says I'm the best sister he could ask for >says if anyone at uni gives me s--- I can call him and he'll come beat them senseless i love my brother i wish he would beat me senseless and impregnate my ass
: Anonymous 3"0 175 KB GIF 03/30/23(Thu)19:27:42 No.30305711 >home for spring break and seeing family for the first time in months >they're surprisingly fine with my transition feelsgood >older brother says I'm the best sister he could ask for >says if anyone at uni gives me s--- I can call him and he'll come beat them senseless i love my brother i wish he would beat me senseless and impregnate my ass

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Anon wants the guy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 135 KB JPG 10/14/23(Sat)17:51:50 No.907662004 >you're in the club >this thug smacks your girl's ass >grinds up on her >"the f--- you gon do, WHITE BOI" wat do??
Anonymous 135 KB JPG 10/14/23(Sat)17:51:50 No.907662004 >you're in the club >this thug smacks your girl's ass >grinds up on her >"the f--- you gon do, WHITE BOI" wat do??

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Anon has a porn addiction | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous LENCKE manic DIETE 1.08 MB JPG 10/14/23(Sat) 20:32:01 No.907669415 >be me >see your favorite egirl promoting a book >egirlreads.jpg >read book as a conversation starter >absolutely batshit insane writing >book is about camgirls resetting the harambe timeline >dm her >tell her i loved it and that its my new favorite book >she responds >get to talking about other shared interests >hit it off >get offered to make content with her >d--- is small to average >she says it's okay. it will make average guys think they can get with her >buy plane ticket >meet her for awkward dinner >get high as s--- back at her place >time comes to make content >can't get it up from being high and years of p--- addiction >try several more times. all fail >fly back in shame
: Anonymous LENCKE manic DIETE 1.08 MB JPG 10/14/23(Sat) 20:32:01 No.907669415 >be me >see your favorite egirl promoting a book >egirlreads.jpg >read book as a conversation starter >absolutely batshit insane writing >book is about camgirls resetting the harambe timeline >dm her >tell her i loved it and that its my new favorite book >she responds >get to talking about other shared interests >hit it off >get offered to make content with her >d--- is small to average >she says it's okay. it will make average guys think they can get with her >buy plane ticket >meet her for awkward dinner >get high as s--- back at her place >time comes to make content >can't get it up from being high and years of p--- addiction >try several more times. all fail >fly back in shame

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Anon is a virgin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 36 KB JPG 10/14/23(Sat)20:17:54 No.907668753 where in Asia i can go so they will find me exotic as a white guy so want to have sex with me? also they have to be poor so cheap maintenance. >Japan is racist >china is communist >Korea is not poor enough >Thailand is trap >maybe Vietnam? what do you think anons? i need solid suggestions
: Anonymous 36 KB JPG 10/14/23(Sat)20:17:54 No.907668753 where in Asia i can go so they will find me exotic as a white guy so want to have sex with me? also they have to be poor so cheap maintenance. >Japan is racist >china is communist >Korea is not poor enough >Thailand is trap >maybe Vietnam? what do you think anons? i need solid suggestions

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Anons say their goodbyes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Going to miss you guys 54 KB JPG 10/13/23(Fri)06:02:22 No.75044714 >>75045055 # Its been fun talking to you anons but I have to go do my calculus homework now : Anonymous >>75044714 (OP) # oh I thouhgt you were killing yourself see you later bud, I'm gonna go kms 10/13/23(Fri)06:10:16 No.75044788
: Anonymous Going to miss you guys 54 KB JPG 10/13/23(Fri)06:02:22 No.75044714 >>75045055 # Its been fun talking to you anons but I have to go do my calculus homework now : Anonymous >>75044714 (OP) # oh I thouhgt you were killing yourself see you later bud, I'm gonna go kms 10/13/23(Fri)06:10:16 No.75044788

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Anon in army | /r/Greentext

BORN TO FEE 70 KB JPG >be me >Austrian, so mandatory military service >at physical exam >doctor asks me if I am in a relationship (obviously no) >"Why not? You are a handsome young man!" >"You want my number?" >She sends me out >A few mins later the officer comes and shouts at me that I "sexually harrassed the doctor"
BORN TO FEE 70 KB JPG >be me >Austrian, so mandatory military service >at physical exam >doctor asks me if I am in a relationship (obviously no) >"Why not? You are a handsome young man!" >"You want my number?" >She sends me out >A few mins later the officer comes and shouts at me that I "sexually harrassed the doctor"

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Anon is a composer (link in comments) | /r/Greentext

86KiB, 1000x866, 1568815808244.jpg View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO >>653881892 Here is the store theme https://vocaroo.com/15hHdUe5aCCP Anonymous Thu Quoted By: >>6538 >>653881974 >>653881974 Very experimental Anonymous Thu 12 Oct 2023 08:40:24 No.653881974 Report Quoted By: >>653882069 >>653882384 >>653882427 >>653882689 >>653882703 >>653882709 >>653882790 >>653882873 >>653882881 >>653882964 >>653883359 >>653883415 >>653883498 >>653884225 >>653885556 >>653886036 >>653886742 >>653887218 >>653887227 >>653887314 >>653887495 >>653887698 >>653888947 >>653889471 >>653892196 >>653892514 >>653892762 >>653893996 >>653894002 >>653894790 >>653894951 >>653895089 >>653895335 >>653895427 >>653895784 >>653896109 >>653896441 >>653896569 >>653896662 >>653896940 >>653897101 >>653897104 >>653897250 >>653897256 >>653897332 >>653897587 >>653897607 >>653897639 >>653897775 >>653897832 >>653897850 >>653897861 >>653897891 >>653897896 >>653897976 >>653898101 >>653898332 >>653898424 >>653898490 >>653898640 >>653898932 >>653899027 >>653899315 >>653899389 >>653899470 >>653899679 >>653899693 >>653899885 >>653900040 >>653900260 >>653900402 >>653900412 >>653900586 >>653900754 >>653900824 >>653901320 >>653901463 >>653901623 >>653902129 >>653902259 >>653902286 >>653902372 >>653902434 >>653902513 >>653902739 >>653902760 >>653902761 >>653902769 >>653902817 >>653902868 >>653902931 >>653903095 >>653903162 >>653903203 >>653903287 >>653903291 >>653903319 >>653903329 >>653903395 >>653903658 >>653903873 >>653904169 >>653904171 >>653904181 >>653904408 >>653904438 >>653904560 >>653904734 >>653904836 >>653905132 >>653905217 >>653905236 >>653905698 >>653905775 >>653905782 >>653905794 >>653905805 >>653906236 >>653906394 >>653906401 >>653906454 >>653906579 >>653906920 >>653907181 >>653907214 >>653907736 >>653907741 >>653907908 >>653907947 >>653907963 >>653908153 >>653908175 >>653908303 >>653908381 >>653908461 >>653908541 >>653908637 >>653908703 >>653908708 >>653908915 >>653909003 >>653909389 >>653909412 >>653909471 >>653909785 >>653909960 >>653910034 >>653910092 >>653910305 >>653910321 >>653910858 >>653911104 >>653911156 >>653911514 >>653911593 >>653911605 >>653911627 >>653911748 >>653912018 >>653912135 >>653912446 >>653912617 >>653912692 >>653912860 >>653913027 >>653913062 >>653913528 >>653913615 >>653913764 >>653914064 >>653914081 >>653914175 >>653914263 >>653914325 >>653914419 >>653914431 >>653914607 >>653914856 >>653915084 >>653915295 >>653915339 >>653915664 >>653915715 >>653915762 >>653915874 >>653915927 >>653915978 >>653916191 >>653916351 >>653916356 >>653916515 >>653916602 >>653917014 >>653917230 >>653917413 >>653918214 >>653918512 >>653918807 >>653918972 >>653919324 >>653919606 >>653919859 >>653919940 >>653920016 T Ow PAIN Anonymous >>653881974 >https://voca HEADACHE Anonymous Tr >>653881974 Anonymous Thu 12 Oct 2023 08:37:20 No.653881806 View Original Report [553 / 139 / 26 Quoted By: >>653881952 >>653883437 >>653887270 >>653889471 >>653896717 >>653897775 >>653897890 >>653900402 >>653900412 >>653903329 >>653904396 >>653904521 >>653905698 >>653908637 >>653908642 >>653910305 >>653914607 >>653915084 >>653915339 >>653915404 >>653918514 my music for my friends game got rejected because it "sounded like s---" after spending a week on it Anonymous Thu 12 Oct 2023 08:38:53 No.653881892 Report Quoted By: >>653881974 >>653911157 Post a track Anonymous Thu 12 Oct 2023 08:39:55 No.653881952 >>653881806 You have to be at least 18 years old to post here. Anonymous Tt >>653881974 hahahahahaha >>653881974 Anonymous T >>653881974 Report Anonymous T >>653881974 >>653881974 f--- you I hate it Anonymous Thu 12 >>653881974 This has to be bait. Anonymous Thu 12 ( Quoted By: >>65389449: >>653881974 >close the tab >I can still hear it What the hell Cam uncomfortable Anonymous Th >>653881974 >>653881974 Anonymous T Quoted By: >>65: >>653881974 Anonymous Th >>653881974 Anonymous Thu >>653881974 Anonymous Thu 12 ( >>653881974 >>653881974 Anon, what the f---. I want to see the kind of stores you go to Anonymous T >>653881974 Anonymous Thu 12 >>653881974 What the f--- is this www CHEERS Anonymous Thu 12 Oc >>653881974 Am I having a stroke? Anonymous Thu 12 Oct 2023 14:57:54 >>653881974 Is this what working retail sounds like? Anonymous Thu 12 0 >>653881974 >mfw 1:00 onwards Anonymous T >>653881974 Anonymous >>65388197 dios mio...
86KiB, 1000x866, 1568815808244.jpg View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO >>653881892 Here is the store theme https://vocaroo.com/15hHdUe5aCCP Anonymous Thu Quoted By: >>6538 >>653881974 >>653881974 Very experimental Anonymous Thu 12 Oct 2023 08:40:24 No.653881974 Report Quoted By: >>653882069 >>653882384 >>653882427 >>653882689 >>653882703 >>653882709 >>653882790 >>653882873 >>653882881 >>653882964 >>653883359 >>653883415 >>653883498 >>653884225 >>653885556 >>653886036 >>653886742 >>653887218 >>653887227 >>653887314 >>653887495 >>653887698 >>653888947 >>653889471 >>653892196 >>653892514 >>653892762 >>653893996 >>653894002 >>653894790 >>653894951 >>653895089 >>653895335 >>653895427 >>653895784 >>653896109 >>653896441 >>653896569 >>653896662 >>653896940 >>653897101 >>653897104 >>653897250 >>653897256 >>653897332 >>653897587 >>653897607 >>653897639 >>653897775 >>653897832 >>653897850 >>653897861 >>653897891 >>653897896 >>653897976 >>653898101 >>653898332 >>653898424 >>653898490 >>653898640 >>653898932 >>653899027 >>653899315 >>653899389 >>653899470 >>653899679 >>653899693 >>653899885 >>653900040 >>653900260 >>653900402 >>653900412 >>653900586 >>653900754 >>653900824 >>653901320 >>653901463 >>653901623 >>653902129 >>653902259 >>653902286 >>653902372 >>653902434 >>653902513 >>653902739 >>653902760 >>653902761 >>653902769 >>653902817 >>653902868 >>653902931 >>653903095 >>653903162 >>653903203 >>653903287 >>653903291 >>653903319 >>653903329 >>653903395 >>653903658 >>653903873 >>653904169 >>653904171 >>653904181 >>653904408 >>653904438 >>653904560 >>653904734 >>653904836 >>653905132 >>653905217 >>653905236 >>653905698 >>653905775 >>653905782 >>653905794 >>653905805 >>653906236 >>653906394 >>653906401 >>653906454 >>653906579 >>653906920 >>653907181 >>653907214 >>653907736 >>653907741 >>653907908 >>653907947 >>653907963 >>653908153 >>653908175 >>653908303 >>653908381 >>653908461 >>653908541 >>653908637 >>653908703 >>653908708 >>653908915 >>653909003 >>653909389 >>653909412 >>653909471 >>653909785 >>653909960 >>653910034 >>653910092 >>653910305 >>653910321 >>653910858 >>653911104 >>653911156 >>653911514 >>653911593 >>653911605 >>653911627 >>653911748 >>653912018 >>653912135 >>653912446 >>653912617 >>653912692 >>653912860 >>653913027 >>653913062 >>653913528 >>653913615 >>653913764 >>653914064 >>653914081 >>653914175 >>653914263 >>653914325 >>653914419 >>653914431 >>653914607 >>653914856 >>653915084 >>653915295 >>653915339 >>653915664 >>653915715 >>653915762 >>653915874 >>653915927 >>653915978 >>653916191 >>653916351 >>653916356 >>653916515 >>653916602 >>653917014 >>653917230 >>653917413 >>653918214 >>653918512 >>653918807 >>653918972 >>653919324 >>653919606 >>653919859 >>653919940 >>653920016 T Ow PAIN Anonymous >>653881974 >https://voca HEADACHE Anonymous Tr >>653881974 Anonymous Thu 12 Oct 2023 08:37:20 No.653881806 View Original Report [553 / 139 / 26 Quoted By: >>653881952 >>653883437 >>653887270 >>653889471 >>653896717 >>653897775 >>653897890 >>653900402 >>653900412 >>653903329 >>653904396 >>653904521 >>653905698 >>653908637 >>653908642 >>653910305 >>653914607 >>653915084 >>653915339 >>653915404 >>653918514 my music for my friends game got rejected because it "sounded like s---" after spending a week on it Anonymous Thu 12 Oct 2023 08:38:53 No.653881892 Report Quoted By: >>653881974 >>653911157 Post a track Anonymous Thu 12 Oct 2023 08:39:55 No.653881952 >>653881806 You have to be at least 18 years old to post here. Anonymous Tt >>653881974 hahahahahaha >>653881974 Anonymous T >>653881974 Report Anonymous T >>653881974 >>653881974 f--- you I hate it Anonymous Thu 12 >>653881974 This has to be bait. Anonymous Thu 12 ( Quoted By: >>65389449: >>653881974 >close the tab >I can still hear it What the hell Cam uncomfortable Anonymous Th >>653881974 >>653881974 Anonymous T Quoted By: >>65: >>653881974 Anonymous Th >>653881974 Anonymous Thu >>653881974 Anonymous Thu 12 ( >>653881974 >>653881974 Anon, what the f---. I want to see the kind of stores you go to Anonymous T >>653881974 Anonymous Thu 12 >>653881974 What the f--- is this www CHEERS Anonymous Thu 12 Oc >>653881974 Am I having a stroke? Anonymous Thu 12 Oct 2023 14:57:54 >>653881974 Is this what working retail sounds like? Anonymous Thu 12 0 >>653881974 >mfw 1:00 onwards Anonymous T >>653881974 Anonymous >>65388197 dios mio...

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Anon goes to Japan | /r/Greentext

141 KB PNG >go to japan >girl at a bar bought me a(n expensive) drink >asked to see my passport >took a pic of it >said she was going to the bathroom and never came back >see same girl at another bar >she pretended not to know me >tell her i recognize her tattoo >she suddenly doesn't speak english anymore >bartender tells me to leave
141 KB PNG >go to japan >girl at a bar bought me a(n expensive) drink >asked to see my passport >took a pic of it >said she was going to the bathroom and never came back >see same girl at another bar >she pretended not to know me >tell her i recognize her tattoo >she suddenly doesn't speak english anymore >bartender tells me to leave

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Least socially inept anon | /r/Greentext

File: 00083-2214078007.png (1.24 MB, 1024x1024) FBI ☐ Escaped a fed honeypot Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)01:46:01 No.907648906 ► >>907648963 >>907649029 I went to a local fair today with my 3 siblings. > First sibling goes off with his friends > I stay with my two other siblings, who are middle schoolers, to go on rides with them > We go to the bathroom > After we exit the bathroom, a trio of high schoolers approach us > Trio consists of two teenage girls and a (presumably) gay teenage guy > They suddenly introduce themselves and ask to spend time with us > They're not part of a larger group and it's just them three > I'm very suspicious of them, but since many rides require pairs to get on, I agree because 3+3=6 (quick maths) > Topic of age comes up > They're all 16, I tell them I'm in my 20s > They're surprised bc chink genes make me look like a high schooler I guess > The six of us spend two hours going on rides together > We have casual conversation, but after 2 hours of not being able to get me to hit on them, they kindly f--- off I can't see any reason why a trio of 16 year old teenagers would choose to spend two hours of their free time with a 20+ year old stranger. Honeypot avoided. Stay safe from the feds out there.
File: 00083-2214078007.png (1.24 MB, 1024x1024) FBI ☐ Escaped a fed honeypot Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)01:46:01 No.907648906 ► >>907648963 >>907649029 I went to a local fair today with my 3 siblings. > First sibling goes off with his friends > I stay with my two other siblings, who are middle schoolers, to go on rides with them > We go to the bathroom > After we exit the bathroom, a trio of high schoolers approach us > Trio consists of two teenage girls and a (presumably) gay teenage guy > They suddenly introduce themselves and ask to spend time with us > They're not part of a larger group and it's just them three > I'm very suspicious of them, but since many rides require pairs to get on, I agree because 3+3=6 (quick maths) > Topic of age comes up > They're all 16, I tell them I'm in my 20s > They're surprised bc chink genes make me look like a high schooler I guess > The six of us spend two hours going on rides together > We have casual conversation, but after 2 hours of not being able to get me to hit on them, they kindly f--- off I can't see any reason why a trio of 16 year old teenagers would choose to spend two hours of their free time with a 20+ year old stranger. Honeypot avoided. Stay safe from the feds out there.

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Mor(m)onism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 316 KB JPG : Anonymous >>907654889 (OP) # moron? >>907655729 # Anonymous >spend time on /pol/ and /k/ >people keep calling me a mormon >im not a mormon >tell people this but they dont even respond im not a mormon why do you guys keep saying that 10/14/23(Sat)07:49:20 No.907654889 10/14/23(Sat)07:52:38 No.907655003 10/14/23(Sat)08:13:04 No.907655729 >>907655003 # oh f--- thats what it is
Anonymous 316 KB JPG : Anonymous >>907654889 (OP) # moron? >>907655729 # Anonymous >spend time on /pol/ and /k/ >people keep calling me a mormon >im not a mormon >tell people this but they dont even respond im not a mormon why do you guys keep saying that 10/14/23(Sat)07:49:20 No.907654889 10/14/23(Sat)07:52:38 No.907655003 10/14/23(Sat)08:13:04 No.907655729 >>907655003 # oh f--- thats what it is

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Anon on the milkman. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 82 KB JPG No.75060341 10/14/23(Sat)21:21:42 >Comes in every week to bring you milk >Peak cardio physique from all the walking and carrying the milk crates >F---- your wife while you're at work >Said wife spawns a child with his voyeur milkman genes, endlessly repeating the cycle >Gets paid for it BASED
: Anonymous 82 KB JPG No.75060341 10/14/23(Sat)21:21:42 >Comes in every week to bring you milk >Peak cardio physique from all the walking and carrying the milk crates >F---- your wife while you're at work >Said wife spawns a child with his voyeur milkman genes, endlessly repeating the cycle >Gets paid for it BASED

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Anon is a dentist | /r/Greentext

File: 1371689668470.jpg-(162 KB, 334x500, Dentist.jpg) >I love my job >Step three complete I can die a happy man now Anonymous (ID: SWAblbLL) 06/19/13(Wed)20:54:28 No.488061614 Replies: >>488062059 >>4 >Get dentist certification >F--- yes step one of dream complete >Get a job >Step two complete >Start out with only several clients a day >Then bumped up to 50 clients a day >This continues on for the next a few years. >Become good friends with all of the other staff >Tell the senior dentist guy that the work I'm doing is becoming boring and feels meaningless >He says he's gonna tell me a secret >Put something in their mouth and then start asking them questions >I tell him that's a d--- move >He smiles and says he knows >I try it >Holy f--- I'm addicted.
File: 1371689668470.jpg-(162 KB, 334x500, Dentist.jpg) >I love my job >Step three complete I can die a happy man now Anonymous (ID: SWAblbLL) 06/19/13(Wed)20:54:28 No.488061614 Replies: >>488062059 >>4 >Get dentist certification >F--- yes step one of dream complete >Get a job >Step two complete >Start out with only several clients a day >Then bumped up to 50 clients a day >This continues on for the next a few years. >Become good friends with all of the other staff >Tell the senior dentist guy that the work I'm doing is becoming boring and feels meaningless >He says he's gonna tell me a secret >Put something in their mouth and then start asking them questions >I tell him that's a d--- move >He smiles and says he knows >I try it >Holy f--- I'm addicted.

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Russian anon has it all figured out | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/13/23(Fri)13:27:05 No.188580943 in my country my endgoal is to nut inside a woman. the moment she is preganant and we are married i go to ukraine to catch a bullet with my head. this would make everybody happy: i dont have to suffer anymore, my parents have somebody to care about, wife gets some government money, russian government is happy with me in ukraine, ukranian government is happy with me being dead. 142 KB JPG : Anonymous Anonymous 10/13/23(Fri)13:34:39 No.188581095 10/13/23(Fri)13:36:53 No.188581158 Kino, i wish this happens to me as well.
Anonymous 10/13/23(Fri)13:27:05 No.188580943 in my country my endgoal is to nut inside a woman. the moment she is preganant and we are married i go to ukraine to catch a bullet with my head. this would make everybody happy: i dont have to suffer anymore, my parents have somebody to care about, wife gets some government money, russian government is happy with me in ukraine, ukranian government is happy with me being dead. 142 KB JPG : Anonymous Anonymous 10/13/23(Fri)13:34:39 No.188581095 10/13/23(Fri)13:36:53 No.188581158 Kino, i wish this happens to me as well.

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Anon hates Poverty | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 54 KB JPG 10/14/23(Sat)13:22:52 No.75058704 >Go out on a date with girl >notice her phone is really cheap and crappy >immediately feel around 30 % less attraction towards her Why is wrong with me? Am I just a bad person?
: Anonymous 54 KB JPG 10/14/23(Sat)13:22:52 No.75058704 >Go out on a date with girl >notice her phone is really cheap and crappy >immediately feel around 30 % less attraction towards her Why is wrong with me? Am I just a bad person?

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Anon is schizophrenic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/29/21(Mon)00:25:10 No.549 >get request to join game >close game >log out of steam >shut down computer >turn off circuit breaker >hide under the bed
Anonymous 03/29/21(Mon)00:25:10 No.549 >get request to join game >close game >log out of steam >shut down computer >turn off circuit breaker >hide under the bed

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