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SUPERMAN! CHAMPION OF THE OPPRESSED THE PHYSICAL MARVEL WHO HAD SWORN TO DEVOTE HIS EXISTENCE TO HELPING THOSE IN NEED! 7

SUPERMAN! CHAMPION OF THE OPPRESSED THE PHYSICAL MARVEL WHO HAD SWORN TO DEVOTE HIS EXISTENCE TO HELPING THOSE IN NEED! 7

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The Talk™

JON, I THINK IT'S TIME WE TALK ABOUT "SEX"! OH, I KNOW THAT YOU DO, JON! SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE WE LIVE IN A WORLD MADE OF CARDBOARD. AND PEOPLE CAN JUST BREAK UNDER- NEATH US LIKE STYROFOAM! I KNOW THIS WASN'T THE DISCUSSION YOU WERE EXPECTING, BUT IT WAS ONE YOU NEEDED! COM'ON, DAD! I ALREADY KNOW WHERE BABIES COME FROM! BUT YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW NOT TO LITERALLY BREAK YOUR PARTNER LIKE FINE CHINA! ALTHOUGH YOU WILL BE ABLE TO HAVE SEX, YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO F---! AND DON'T FORGET TO TAKE DEEP BREATHS BEFORE THE "END", AND BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU SHOOT!

JON, I THINK IT'S TIME WE TALK ABOUT "SEX"! OH, I KNOW THAT YOU DO, JON! SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE WE LIVE IN A WORLD MADE OF CARDBOARD. AND PEOPLE CAN JUST BREAK UNDER- NEATH US LIKE STYROFOAM! I KNOW THIS WASN'T THE DISCUSSION YOU WERE EXPECTING, BUT IT WAS ONE YOU NEEDED! COM'ON, DAD! I ALREADY KNOW WHERE BABIES COME FROM! BUT YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW NOT TO LITERALLY BREAK YOUR PARTNER LIKE FINE CHINA! ALTHOUGH YOU WILL BE ABLE TO HAVE SEX, YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO F---! AND DON'T FORGET TO TAKE DEEP BREATHS BEFORE THE "END", AND BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU SHOOT!

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What were you supposed to do Clark?

I GREW UP IN A SMALL TOWN, WHERE EVERYONE KNEW EVERYONE ELSE'S SECRETS. FOOD MANIT HELP! GER I'M SORRY, DAD. I KNOW THAT WAS-- I THINK THAT MADE MY FATHER EVEN MORE DETERMINED TO PROTECT MINE. WHAT WERE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO, CLARK? JUST LET HIM GET HIT? CAFE

I GREW UP IN A SMALL TOWN, WHERE EVERYONE KNEW EVERYONE ELSE'S SECRETS. FOOD MANIT HELP! GER I'M SORRY, DAD. I KNOW THAT WAS-- I THINK THAT MADE MY FATHER EVEN MORE DETERMINED TO PROTECT MINE. WHAT WERE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO, CLARK? JUST LET HIM GET HIT? CAFE

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Son, I am disappoint

I'M SORRY-. YOU BUILT THIS IN YOUR GARAGEP I MEAN--YEAH I--THE GUYSS AT THE LAB ALL SAID I WAS CRAZY, THEY-- YOU BUILT A JET PACK IN YOUR GARAGE AND YOUR FIRST THOUGHT WAS, "I SHOULD USE THIS TO COMMIT A CRIME"? ...WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY... theazureesper Look at his face, man. He is so disappointed in you. thefingerfuckingfemalefury "WHY DID YOU NOT PATENT THIS"

I'M SORRY-. YOU BUILT THIS IN YOUR GARAGEP I MEAN--YEAH I--THE GUYSS AT THE LAB ALL SAID I WAS CRAZY, THEY-- YOU BUILT A JET PACK IN YOUR GARAGE AND YOUR FIRST THOUGHT WAS, "I SHOULD USE THIS TO COMMIT A CRIME"? ...WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY... theazureesper Look at his face, man. He is so disappointed in you. thefingerfuckingfemalefury "WHY DID YOU NOT PATENT THIS"

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Now that's original | /r/memes

I want to see a comic about the CIA trying to murder Clark Kent and making it look like an accident. Not because they know he's Superman but because he's a really good journalist. Make it a comedy because the CIA assassins can't figure out why their attempts keep failing.

I want to see a comic about the CIA trying to murder Clark Kent and making it look like an accident. Not because they know he's Superman but because he's a really good journalist. Make it a comedy because the CIA assassins can't figure out why their attempts keep failing.

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YOU HAVE AN EXCEPTIONAL CHEST EXPANSION, MR. SUPERIOR! YOU SHOULD SEE ME WHEN I REALLY EXPAND!

YOU HAVE AN EXCEPTIONAL CHEST EXPANSION, MR. SUPERIOR! YOU SHOULD SEE ME WHEN I REALLY EXPAND!

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All I’m saying is I’ve never seen goku pull something like this by Sky Stalker

He has a point.
Link to the tweet in the source link. The image is from "Superman Smashes the Klan", don't know the exact issue though.

He has a point.
Link to the tweet in the source link. The image is from "Superman Smashes the Klan", don't know the exact issue though.

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19 - The Sun

It's hard not to see that giant burning ball of gas as but a blight, a bleak reminder of the inevitable. But for the Last Son of Krypton, it is the source of his power. His true power, the power known as the best in humanity. That big Red S that shines like that very star inspires all to be the best they can be, igniting hearts with the strength to stand tall and proud even if they are not the strongest. Even if not everyone can be like Superman, anyone can be that which lights the darkness, anyone can be a hero.

<a href="https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2231526-tarot-arcana-parodies">18 - The Moon</a>
<a href="https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2246299-power-rangers">20 - Judgement</a>

It's hard not to see that giant burning ball of gas as but a blight, a bleak reminder of the inevitable. But for the Last Son of Krypton, it is the source of his power. His true power, the power known as the best in humanity. That big Red S that shines like that very star inspires all to be the best they can be, igniting hearts with the strength to stand tall and proud even if they are not the strongest. Even if not everyone can be like Superman, anyone can be that which lights the darkness, anyone can be a hero.

<a href="https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2231526-tarot-arcana-parodies">18 - The Moon</a>
<a href="https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2246299-power-rangers">20 - Judgement</a>

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Thing You Will Not See in DC Comics Today

SO I TAKE IT SUPERMAN WON'T BE ENDORSING A PARTICULAR CANDIDATE THIS YEAR? COME ON. FESS UP, BIG GUy. WHO'RE YOUu GOING TO VVOTE FOR THIS YEAR? THIS ISN'T REPORTER LOIS TALKING, THIS IS LOVING WIFE LOIS TALKING. NOT LIKELY. SUPERMAN NEEDS TO STAY ABOVE SUCH THINGS. MEANWHILE LOWLY CLARK KENT SEEMS TO BE KEEPING MUM ON HIS POLITICS AS ALL OBJECTIVE JOURNALISTS SHOULD. YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHO I VOTE FOR. ONLY BECAUSE YOUR STAND ON THE ISSUES NEVER CHANGES. WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M A PRODUCT OF MY UPBRINGING. FOR ONCE I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOUR VOTE IS CANCELING OUT MINE. PLEASE? I'M PROUDLY FOR A STRONG MILITARY, SMALL GOVERNMENT, LOW TAXES, AND MAXIMUM INDIVIDUAL FREEDOM. FINE. BE THAT WAY. AND I'M PROUDLY FOR THE TIME-HONORED TRADITION OF THE SECRET BALLOT. SORRY, LOIS.

SO I TAKE IT SUPERMAN WON'T BE ENDORSING A PARTICULAR CANDIDATE THIS YEAR? COME ON. FESS UP, BIG GUy. WHO'RE YOUu GOING TO VVOTE FOR THIS YEAR? THIS ISN'T REPORTER LOIS TALKING, THIS IS LOVING WIFE LOIS TALKING. NOT LIKELY. SUPERMAN NEEDS TO STAY ABOVE SUCH THINGS. MEANWHILE LOWLY CLARK KENT SEEMS TO BE KEEPING MUM ON HIS POLITICS AS ALL OBJECTIVE JOURNALISTS SHOULD. YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHO I VOTE FOR. ONLY BECAUSE YOUR STAND ON THE ISSUES NEVER CHANGES. WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M A PRODUCT OF MY UPBRINGING. FOR ONCE I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOUR VOTE IS CANCELING OUT MINE. PLEASE? I'M PROUDLY FOR A STRONG MILITARY, SMALL GOVERNMENT, LOW TAXES, AND MAXIMUM INDIVIDUAL FREEDOM. FINE. BE THAT WAY. AND I'M PROUDLY FOR THE TIME-HONORED TRADITION OF THE SECRET BALLOT. SORRY, LOIS.

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GUTFELD!

GUTFELD!

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From the Man of Steel to the Boy of Soy

Question: If you have all the powers of Superman, what would you do?
Answer: Walk around and protest climate change while abusing my father's legacy for extra clout.

Question: If you have all the powers of Superman, what would you do?
Answer: Walk around and protest climate change while abusing my father's legacy for extra clout.

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Am I really that bad of a father, Virgil? My name is Vril.

Am I really that bad of a father, Virgil? My name is Vril.

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Dwayne Johnson to voice Krypto on The Legion of Super-Pets

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