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JON, I THINK IT'S TIME WE TALK ABOUT "SEX"! OH, I KNOW THAT YOU DO, JON! SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE WE LIVE IN A WORLD MADE OF CARDBOARD. AND PEOPLE CAN JUST BREAK UNDER- NEATH US LIKE STYROFOAM! I KNOW THIS WASN'T THE DISCUSSION YOU WERE EXPECTING, BUT IT WAS ONE YOU NEEDED! COM'ON, DAD! I ALREADY KNOW WHERE BABIES COME FROM! BUT YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW NOT TO LITERALLY BREAK YOUR PARTNER LIKE FINE CHINA! ALTHOUGH YOU WILL BE ABLE TO HAVE SEX, YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO F---! AND DON'T FORGET TO TAKE DEEP BREATHS BEFORE THE "END", AND BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU SHOOT!

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