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that qirl has an acer laptop acer My style is just ike mv thinkpad: black is the color of power black is the color of sex. that's not very business-like her keyboard must feel like hell I should ask her if she wants to type on my keyboard I bet that metrosexual uses a mac and not a Tap top for real businessmen Should I buy a new lenovo battery or a chinese knockoff? The auction for that IPS-display must be over by now Should I check during the party or would that be weird? Lenovo should build a thinkpad-smartphone I could check on my ebay auctions like a businessman t someone would spill beer over my thinkpad nothing would happen My shoulders hurt because the thinkpads are too heavy I shõuld have taken the X201 to the party. not the W520 that music is too loud that must be proprietary sound drivers stallman save me please I want to be in mv home-office and type on mv thinkpad my feet hurt I'1l iust use the old battery another two months the wwan-card does not work. but the party people will never know that girl could step on my T420 with her stilletos anytine not a sinqle dent the hdd is protected by the roll cage wish some cute girl woul d ask me on advice tor her new laptop We could type together.

that qirl has an acer laptop acer My style is just ike mv thinkpad: black is the color of power black is the color of sex. that's not very business-like her keyboard must feel like hell I should ask her if she wants to type on my keyboard I bet that metrosexual uses a mac and not a Tap top for real businessmen Should I buy a new lenovo battery or a chinese knockoff? The auction for that IPS-display must be over by now Should I check during the party or would that be weird? Lenovo should build a thinkpad-smartphone I could check on my ebay auctions like a businessman t someone would spill beer over my thinkpad nothing would happen My shoulders hurt because the thinkpads are too heavy I shõuld have taken the X201 to the party. not the W520 that music is too loud that must be proprietary sound drivers stallman save me please I want to be in mv home-office and type on mv thinkpad my feet hurt I'1l iust use the old battery another two months the wwan-card does not work. but the party people will never know that girl could step on my T420 with her stilletos anytine not a sinqle dent the hdd is protected by the roll cage wish some cute girl woul d ask me on advice tor her new laptop We could type together.

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File: 1548882300419.jpg (64 KB, 758x644) 04/05/19(Fri)03:05:04 No.103788897 Anonymous why yes, I've never held an eye contact with a female that wasn't my relative for more than 1 second, what gave it away?

File: 1548882300419.jpg (64 KB, 758x644) 04/05/19(Fri)03:05:04 No.103788897 Anonymous why yes, I've never held an eye contact with a female that wasn't my relative for more than 1 second, what gave it away?

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/g/entleman hacks Jack in the Box

: Anonymous 08/20/17(Sun)22:07:27 No.62010865 >>62010418 (OP) # >go to jack in the box want to get a buttermilk biscuit crispy chicken homestyle sandwich with a side of bacon 782 KB GIF cheddar potato wedges walk up to counter >its one of those fancy new self order PoS systems whip out my x220 with gentoo >try to SSH into the PoS system to place my order >cute asian grill behind counter is swooning >old lady and n---- behind me screaming and yelling h-------- >cop suddenly walks in >"hold it right there billy gates jr!" >press enter as he finishes his sentence and send in my order while he tackles me to the ground >order errors out >PoS system is running proprietary software and didnt accept my order >get cuffed and sent to jail >tfw the botnet wants me to starve

: Anonymous 08/20/17(Sun)22:07:27 No.62010865 >>62010418 (OP) # >go to jack in the box want to get a buttermilk biscuit crispy chicken homestyle sandwich with a side of bacon 782 KB GIF cheddar potato wedges walk up to counter >its one of those fancy new self order PoS systems whip out my x220 with gentoo >try to SSH into the PoS system to place my order >cute asian grill behind counter is swooning >old lady and n---- behind me screaming and yelling h-------- >cop suddenly walks in >"hold it right there billy gates jr!" >press enter as he finishes his sentence and send in my order while he tackles me to the ground >order errors out >PoS system is running proprietary software and didnt accept my order >get cuffed and sent to jail >tfw the botnet wants me to starve

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Anon meets a thinkpad user

Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)14:49:26 No.72098991 1564359564101.png (744 KB, 1578x1080) google yandex iqdb wait >in uni pretty normal day >everyone is ta king notes on their macbooks we get a new transfer student >he's this huge fat dude wearing he's carrying a huge suitcase an anime shirt >sits at the front of the class, in the last open seat >pulls out this giant Thinkpad >turns it on, the fans are >laptop shuts off before it boots >"Pardon me" he says Walks to the back of the class with some extension cords >Can hear him gasping for breath and sweating >Plugs his laptop in, turns it back on >The fans are spinning even louder than before, it sounds like a particle accelerator >The ceiling lights of the room start turning off and on >Everyone is panicking and staring at this dude >In the comer spinning so insanely loud that it sounds like a rocket is taking off see his arch-installed Thinkpad finally boot of my eye are still flickering The lights >A strange mist surrounds him He mutters "Green is my pepper" before his computer explodes >The lights go back to normal >He's nowhere to be seen

Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)14:49:26 No.72098991 1564359564101.png (744 KB, 1578x1080) google yandex iqdb wait >in uni pretty normal day >everyone is ta king notes on their macbooks we get a new transfer student >he's this huge fat dude wearing he's carrying a huge suitcase an anime shirt >sits at the front of the class, in the last open seat >pulls out this giant Thinkpad >turns it on, the fans are >laptop shuts off before it boots >"Pardon me" he says Walks to the back of the class with some extension cords >Can hear him gasping for breath and sweating >Plugs his laptop in, turns it back on >The fans are spinning even louder than before, it sounds like a particle accelerator >The ceiling lights of the room start turning off and on >Everyone is panicking and staring at this dude >In the comer spinning so insanely loud that it sounds like a rocket is taking off see his arch-installed Thinkpad finally boot of my eye are still flickering The lights >A strange mist surrounds him He mutters "Green is my pepper" before his computer explodes >The lights go back to normal >He's nowhere to be seen

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Anon prefers thinkpads

File: 1476522549160.jpg (310 KB, 853x1280) Anonymous 10/20/16(Thu)14:57:00 No.57162709 >kissless virgin >using a chinpad at uni girls make fun of me >say f--- it and buy into the apple meme >using a mba now >2 weeks later find a qt3.14 gf Whats your excuse for using a chinkpad? Switch now before its too late Anonymous 10/20/16(Thu)15:01:33 No.57162770 Already had sex, wasn't as good using a thinkpad as

File: 1476522549160.jpg (310 KB, 853x1280) Anonymous 10/20/16(Thu)14:57:00 No.57162709 >kissless virgin >using a chinpad at uni girls make fun of me >say f--- it and buy into the apple meme >using a mba now >2 weeks later find a qt3.14 gf Whats your excuse for using a chinkpad? Switch now before its too late Anonymous 10/20/16(Thu)15:01:33 No.57162770 Already had sex, wasn't as good using a thinkpad as

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Anon brings his thinkpad to class

8:50 PM AT&T 20 /g/ - >in college >49375499 (OP) >in my liberal arts class >have a few minutes to kill before class starts >cute girl next to me asks to borrow my laptop >pull out my ThinkPad T400 >disgusted look on her face >she gets up and walks away >here her laughing with her friends >her boyfriend comes up and asks to borrow my laptop >"S-sure" >he walks to the front of the classroom and breaks my laptop over his knee >entire class starts laughing >him and his girlfriend start making out >i get up and run to exit but trip and fall >class is laughing even harder now >tears begin rolling down my face >i try to get up and leave but am stopped by someone with short hair, piercings, and blue arm pit hair >my women's studies teacher >she grabs my arm and starts screaming about my white male privilege >how i am r----- women everywhere by crying in front of women >brought to dean's office and expelled Why didn't I just get a Mac? 5 replies

8:50 PM AT&T 20 /g/ - >in college >49375499 (OP) >in my liberal arts class >have a few minutes to kill before class starts >cute girl next to me asks to borrow my laptop >pull out my ThinkPad T400 >disgusted look on her face >she gets up and walks away >here her laughing with her friends >her boyfriend comes up and asks to borrow my laptop >"S-sure" >he walks to the front of the classroom and breaks my laptop over his knee >entire class starts laughing >him and his girlfriend start making out >i get up and run to exit but trip and fall >class is laughing even harder now >tears begin rolling down my face >i try to get up and leave but am stopped by someone with short hair, piercings, and blue arm pit hair >my women's studies teacher >she grabs my arm and starts screaming about my white male privilege >how i am r----- women everywhere by crying in front of women >brought to dean's office and expelled Why didn't I just get a Mac? 5 replies

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We Fucking Next to Lenovo ThinkPad Tonight

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ThinkPad GF

ThinkPad GF I love the feel of your hands on my were you talking to Latitude and Why Elitebook? Are you cheating on me? magnesium chassis when we cuddle, anon You into BDSM? Cause l'm business- grade durable in bed, anon Wanna finger my TrackPointTM? IBM, Lenovo, this is my boyfriend Anon Anon, these are my parents. I'm glad we could finally meet up She might have a better screen, anon, but I've got the best keyboard

ThinkPad GF I love the feel of your hands on my were you talking to Latitude and Why Elitebook? Are you cheating on me? magnesium chassis when we cuddle, anon You into BDSM? Cause l'm business- grade durable in bed, anon Wanna finger my TrackPointTM? IBM, Lenovo, this is my boyfriend Anon Anon, these are my parents. I'm glad we could finally meet up She might have a better screen, anon, but I've got the best keyboard

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Anon on Lenovo ThinkPads

Anonymous 01/24/16(Sun)19:01:58 No.52599008 >>52599025 >>52599252 >>52598910 (OP) # >>you will get laughed at for looking like an autistic neckbeard Really? Some girls actually have started conversations with me asking about it >Anon, your laptop looks like it could take a nuclear holocaust! I've never seen one in a store, where did you get it? A journalist hottie asked me this at work a few months ago. Apparently, writers and journalists like nice keyboards and rugged computers. Anonymous 01/24/16(Sun)19:03:23 No.52599025 >>52599054 >>52599073 >>52599008 # It doesn't count when they're locked up in your r--- chamber, anon.

Anonymous 01/24/16(Sun)19:01:58 No.52599008 >>52599025 >>52599252 >>52598910 (OP) # >>you will get laughed at for looking like an autistic neckbeard Really? Some girls actually have started conversations with me asking about it >Anon, your laptop looks like it could take a nuclear holocaust! I've never seen one in a store, where did you get it? A journalist hottie asked me this at work a few months ago. Apparently, writers and journalists like nice keyboards and rugged computers. Anonymous 01/24/16(Sun)19:03:23 No.52599025 >>52599054 >>52599073 >>52599008 # It doesn't count when they're locked up in your r--- chamber, anon.

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Anonymous Thu 12 Nov 2015 02:30:13 No.51302231 Quoted By: >>51302353 >>51302446>51302735>>51322399 Report Okay /tpg/, I have a serious question. Are ThinkPads just a meme? What I'm saying is: can I use a ThinkPad reliably for 3 years without having to fix it. I also want to know: what is your opinion on the T420 and X220? The T420 is bigger and has higher resolution which is better because I plan display which has poor viewing angles and is washed out. The track pad on the T420 is also marginally better, so if I can't find my mouse I can actually navigate. using it standalone, but has a TN on The X220 is smaller and has a lower resolution, but has a IPS display. The smaller size makes it more portable but would not be good to use without a second monitor in most cases. The trackpad combined buttons on the bottom which is a hindrance when trying to use it. I plan support does the T420 vs X220 have for Arch? Can I even boot from two hard drives separately? I also plan on getting a 9-cell battery so batter performance is not an issue either. What are your opinions? Which ThinkPad do I have to maintain more and which one is more reliable? on the X220 is the first trackpad in the ThinkPad series to have using headphones so sound is not an issue. I also plan on getting a hard drive caddy and using Arch on it. What kind of on tdr: Are ThinkPads a meme? Which is better: X220 or T420? Image not related

Anonymous Thu 12 Nov 2015 02:30:13 No.51302231 Quoted By: >>51302353 >>51302446>51302735>>51322399 Report Okay /tpg/, I have a serious question. Are ThinkPads just a meme? What I'm saying is: can I use a ThinkPad reliably for 3 years without having to fix it. I also want to know: what is your opinion on the T420 and X220? The T420 is bigger and has higher resolution which is better because I plan display which has poor viewing angles and is washed out. The track pad on the T420 is also marginally better, so if I can't find my mouse I can actually navigate. using it standalone, but has a TN on The X220 is smaller and has a lower resolution, but has a IPS display. The smaller size makes it more portable but would not be good to use without a second monitor in most cases. The trackpad combined buttons on the bottom which is a hindrance when trying to use it. I plan support does the T420 vs X220 have for Arch? Can I even boot from two hard drives separately? I also plan on getting a 9-cell battery so batter performance is not an issue either. What are your opinions? Which ThinkPad do I have to maintain more and which one is more reliable? on the X220 is the first trackpad in the ThinkPad series to have using headphones so sound is not an issue. I also plan on getting a hard drive caddy and using Arch on it. What kind of on tdr: Are ThinkPads a meme? Which is better: X220 or T420? Image not related

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[20/5/? Anonymous Thu 01 Nov 2018 22:13:40 No.68314569 View Reply Original Repor t Quoted By: >>68314860>68316239 68317008 31KIB, 880x484, 12358813561.jpg Quick reminder that if you do not View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO have a ThinkPad from the mid- 2000s, you are a part of the botnet whether you like it or not.

[20/5/? Anonymous Thu 01 Nov 2018 22:13:40 No.68314569 View Reply Original Repor t Quoted By: >>68314860>68316239 68317008 31KIB, 880x484, 12358813561.jpg Quick reminder that if you do not View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO have a ThinkPad from the mid- 2000s, you are a part of the botnet whether you like it or not.

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Anonymous No.47714497 8 hours ago >>47714336 >lenovo doesn't do planned obsolescence like apple though. Nope. Like most Lenovo there's no planning at all involved. Anonymous No.47715427 6 hours ago

Anonymous No.47714497 8 hours ago >>47714336 >lenovo doesn't do planned obsolescence like apple though. Nope. Like most Lenovo there's no planning at all involved. Anonymous No.47715427 6 hours ago

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/g/entelman brings a laptop to class

im done.jpg (88 KB, 925x920) google igdb Upload to imqur OR College and Technology Anonymous 01/14/14(Tue)18:12:00 No.39561548 >39561679>>3956173 >>39561866 be today in intro to CS class macfags everywhere (80+% macfags) >try to hide my autism guy nexts to me smirks when I take my Thinkpad e431 running windows 7 ultimate out of my lappie-baggie >give him a look, then take my stuff and move to the front row so I don't sit next to this jackass >25 minutes into class and my s--- gets a random as f--- BSOD (first one in 3 years) he he laughs, which prompts others in my row to laugh >I'm completely humiliated, so I shut off my laptop and fast-walk out of class mfw I'm considering dropping the class College Technology Feels thread -1 Anonymous 01/14/14(Tue)18:13:18 No.39561591 []>>39561692 install gentoo OSx 01/14/14(Tue)18:13:47 No.39561611 [l -1 windows top jej

im done.jpg (88 KB, 925x920) google igdb Upload to imqur OR College and Technology Anonymous 01/14/14(Tue)18:12:00 No.39561548 >39561679>>3956173 >>39561866 be today in intro to CS class macfags everywhere (80+% macfags) >try to hide my autism guy nexts to me smirks when I take my Thinkpad e431 running windows 7 ultimate out of my lappie-baggie >give him a look, then take my stuff and move to the front row so I don't sit next to this jackass >25 minutes into class and my s--- gets a random as f--- BSOD (first one in 3 years) he he laughs, which prompts others in my row to laugh >I'm completely humiliated, so I shut off my laptop and fast-walk out of class mfw I'm considering dropping the class College Technology Feels thread -1 Anonymous 01/14/14(Tue)18:13:18 No.39561591 []>>39561692 install gentoo OSx 01/14/14(Tue)18:13:47 No.39561611 [l -1 windows top jej

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Anon buys his girlfriend a Thinkpad

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/g/entooman describes his ThinkPad transition

Anonymous 12/24/17(Sun)09:24:56 No.63984649 /tpg/ Came in to laugh Merry xmas you, ended up joining you. >Past browsing /g/ >thinkpad? HAHAHAHA IT'S THOSE S----- COMPUTERS LIKE IN MY MIDDLE SCHOOL >WHY IS THERE A GENERAL FOR DUSTY OLD S--- HAHAHA >Present day >get made fun of for liking thinkpads because normies think aesthetics is everything >finally found the perfect laptop for my mother who always manages to break them one way or another >look at specs and prices of other laptops in stores with pure disgust >always thinking "I could buy two much better x220s for that price"

Anonymous 12/24/17(Sun)09:24:56 No.63984649 /tpg/ Came in to laugh Merry xmas you, ended up joining you. >Past browsing /g/ >thinkpad? HAHAHAHA IT'S THOSE S----- COMPUTERS LIKE IN MY MIDDLE SCHOOL >WHY IS THERE A GENERAL FOR DUSTY OLD S--- HAHAHA >Present day >get made fun of for liking thinkpads because normies think aesthetics is everything >finally found the perfect laptop for my mother who always manages to break them one way or another >look at specs and prices of other laptops in stores with pure disgust >always thinking "I could buy two much better x220s for that price"

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Anon steals a Thinkpad

File: thief-stealing-thinkpad.jpg (317 KB, 1500x1180) system32 shill 06/03/17(Sat)07:30:23 No.60723292 Dont mind me, just pirating your Thinkpad 60723365 tersty.ck dents Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)07:32:48 No.60723310 File: wtfpl-strip ipg (64 KB, 646x559) shuterstck just make sure to return it when youre Surt +hng ouddy shutterst done1 shutterstr.ck Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)07:39:20 No.60723365 60723292 (OP) You found a quick, free and easy way to make an exact copy of my thinkpad leaving us both with thinkpads? Nice, bro! Copy it 8 billion times and give everyone one. Pirating rocks! Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)07:39:59 No.60723373 t. MAFIAA Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)08:39:11 No.60723905 File: handsome-man-gun-leather-jpg (81 KB, 1300x957) Don't mind me. Just checking how many bullets before you die.

File: thief-stealing-thinkpad.jpg (317 KB, 1500x1180) system32 shill 06/03/17(Sat)07:30:23 No.60723292 Dont mind me, just pirating your Thinkpad 60723365 tersty.ck dents Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)07:32:48 No.60723310 File: wtfpl-strip ipg (64 KB, 646x559) shuterstck just make sure to return it when youre Surt +hng ouddy shutterst done1 shutterstr.ck Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)07:39:20 No.60723365 60723292 (OP) You found a quick, free and easy way to make an exact copy of my thinkpad leaving us both with thinkpads? Nice, bro! Copy it 8 billion times and give everyone one. Pirating rocks! Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)07:39:59 No.60723373 t. MAFIAA Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)08:39:11 No.60723905 File: handsome-man-gun-leather-jpg (81 KB, 1300x957) Don't mind me. Just checking how many bullets before you die.

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