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Alien Base destroyed TITY SCORE ITE ALIENS KILLED ALIEN CORPSES RECOWERED LIVE ALIENS RECOUERED ALIEN ARTEFACTS RECOWERED. ALIEN BASE CONTROL DESTROYED.500 COM OPERATIVES KILLED 24 36 16 UFO Navigotion Alien Enbe「bainment Alien Alloys 80 .82 ill. TOTAL Ship invesbigation revealed Ehot Ehe Mor UFO was on an are parEicularly hoppH Eh your progress in dealingwh local alien incursion and hove ogreed to increose bheir Funding. mission in POOR! AATING EXLELLEHT 616

Alien Base destroyed TITY SCORE ITE ALIENS KILLED ALIEN CORPSES RECOWERED LIVE ALIENS RECOUERED ALIEN ARTEFACTS RECOWERED. ALIEN BASE CONTROL DESTROYED.500 COM OPERATIVES KILLED 24 36 16 UFO Navigotion Alien Enbe「bainment Alien Alloys 80 .82 ill. TOTAL Ship invesbigation revealed Ehot Ehe Mor UFO was on an are parEicularly hoppH Eh your progress in dealingwh local alien incursion and hove ogreed to increose bheir Funding. mission in POOR! AATING EXLELLEHT 616

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Advent Shieldbearer Concept Art

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Advent Shieldbearer

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Guess who's not missing out on the fun this time

XCOM 2 SQUADDIE SQ. PETER VAN DOORN SPECIALIST MISSIONS: KILLS STATUS AVAILABLE CHARACTER INFO PROPS FACE HAIR FACIAL HAIR HAIR COLOR EYE COLOR RACE SKIN COLOR MAIN ARMOR COLOR SECONDARY ARMOR COLOR WEAPON COLOR VOICE ATTITUDE 18 GAM S.P OT 11:31 AM ) 10/03/15

XCOM 2 SQUADDIE SQ. PETER VAN DOORN SPECIALIST MISSIONS: KILLS STATUS AVAILABLE CHARACTER INFO PROPS FACE HAIR FACIAL HAIR HAIR COLOR EYE COLOR RACE SKIN COLOR MAIN ARMOR COLOR SECONDARY ARMOR COLOR WEAPON COLOR VOICE ATTITUDE 18 GAM S.P OT 11:31 AM ) 10/03/15

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XCOM2 New Enemy: ARCHON

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ARCHON Ps 10/03/15

New Enemy: Faceless

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New Enemy type: FACELESS

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Rookie Rundown

As you begin to play UFO Defense, you'l start with soldiers Ike this felow a Rookie He may not look like much, because he isnt Rookies are retards You will leam to expect ittle from them, and anticipate failure Let's take this Rookie for a test run to demonstrate Now, as a member of an X COM (eXtraterrestrial-COMbat) squad your job will be to protect Earth from the threat of ALENS. What's that,Rookie? Don't believe in Aiens? Wel, they believe in youl And they'l sooner teabag you than give you the time of day As an X-Com operative, your job is to act outside of the law You wil kill aliens, and.. . probably r--- civilians This is the military, after al We don't answer to s--- Looks ike our Rookie is ready for his first chalengel Let's demonstrate the combat ability of an X-Com Rookie We dont want our Rookie hurt, so We've brought a simple Gray up trom the brig A-LI-EN ROOKIE HAS PANICKED Damn it, Rookie. sigh Our Rookie has become terrified As a result, he wil drop his weapon and waste a turn Rookies are prone to this as they are both cowardly and moronic 4 Suck it up, Rookiel t's just an unarmed Gray we captured last week. Now that our Rookie has voided his bowels it seems he's ready to fight said READY TO FIGHT While our Rookie may lack hardiness he must always remember that he doesn't NEED courage He works for the government And he has a GUNI Our Rookie's pistol is little more than a rubber band and popsicle stbcks Combined with his natural abiity it leaves much to be desired AIMED HOT LOLA, NAP SHOT a ooo Now, Rookie, equip your- The F--- are you THAT IS NOT HOW YOU USE A PISTOL, ROOKE EQUIP THE PISTOL PROPERLY Now, with the Rookie's hands firmly on the weapon we select the aiming method WAP SHOT a.oo01 You may recall that our Rookies PANT already rancid aim does not mesh well with a pistol For a rookie, it's best to stick to quick single-fire Snap shots Now, calmly, and slowly, take aim CALMLY AND SLOWLY WITH SINGLE-FIRE SNAP SHOTS AIM AIM ot GoD Son of a BITCH He's like FIVE FEET FROM YOU JUST F--- BLAM And that's what playing with an X-Com Rookie is like For our next demonstration, let's see what ALIEN Rookies can do Dumbass Rookies

As you begin to play UFO Defense, you'l start with soldiers Ike this felow a Rookie He may not look like much, because he isnt Rookies are retards You will leam to expect ittle from them, and anticipate failure Let's take this Rookie for a test run to demonstrate Now, as a member of an X COM (eXtraterrestrial-COMbat) squad your job will be to protect Earth from the threat of ALENS. What's that,Rookie? Don't believe in Aiens? Wel, they believe in youl And they'l sooner teabag you than give you the time of day As an X-Com operative, your job is to act outside of the law You wil kill aliens, and.. . probably r--- civilians This is the military, after al We don't answer to s--- Looks ike our Rookie is ready for his first chalengel Let's demonstrate the combat ability of an X-Com Rookie We dont want our Rookie hurt, so We've brought a simple Gray up trom the brig A-LI-EN ROOKIE HAS PANICKED Damn it, Rookie. sigh Our Rookie has become terrified As a result, he wil drop his weapon and waste a turn Rookies are prone to this as they are both cowardly and moronic 4 Suck it up, Rookiel t's just an unarmed Gray we captured last week. Now that our Rookie has voided his bowels it seems he's ready to fight said READY TO FIGHT While our Rookie may lack hardiness he must always remember that he doesn't NEED courage He works for the government And he has a GUNI Our Rookie's pistol is little more than a rubber band and popsicle stbcks Combined with his natural abiity it leaves much to be desired AIMED HOT LOLA, NAP SHOT a ooo Now, Rookie, equip your- The F--- are you THAT IS NOT HOW YOU USE A PISTOL, ROOKE EQUIP THE PISTOL PROPERLY Now, with the Rookie's hands firmly on the weapon we select the aiming method WAP SHOT a.oo01 You may recall that our Rookies PANT already rancid aim does not mesh well with a pistol For a rookie, it's best to stick to quick single-fire Snap shots Now, calmly, and slowly, take aim CALMLY AND SLOWLY WITH SINGLE-FIRE SNAP SHOTS AIM AIM ot GoD Son of a BITCH He's like FIVE FEET FROM YOU JUST F--- BLAM And that's what playing with an X-Com Rookie is like For our next demonstration, let's see what ALIEN Rookies can do Dumbass Rookies

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Stun Lancer

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Better delayed than rushed

XCOM 2 FEBRUARY 5, 2016

XCOM 2 FEBRUARY 5, 2016

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DAMN YOU EXALT

EXALT OPERATION RESEARCH HACK We understand this setback Commander, and fully support your efforts to combat this new and unexpected threat XCOM 2 GO TO SITUATION ROOM Research Time Lost: Data Backup: 90 Days 0% O Laboratortes) Total Time Lost: EXALT information warfare has corrupted research data. NOT NOW 90 Days atellite operational over South Africa AM August 28 2015

EXALT OPERATION RESEARCH HACK We understand this setback Commander, and fully support your efforts to combat this new and unexpected threat XCOM 2 GO TO SITUATION ROOM Research Time Lost: Data Backup: 90 Days 0% O Laboratortes) Total Time Lost: EXALT information warfare has corrupted research data. NOT NOW 90 Days atellite operational over South Africa AM August 28 2015

xcom2 delayed damn you exalt sabotage delay need more labs

Ayy lma O's

With Ehereaole Grayyn First Ingredient TM OFFICIAL COUPON 10c CERL Mills TOPS erea tive EXPIRES 3/1/35 AYY LMA PER 1 CUP SERVING 3g Love Elerium Nutrient Al 090 DV ,6% DV Broth 11% DV 10% DV Now with 50% more Meld! Flanks your tastebuds and delivers critical hits of flavor with every bite!" Sectoids love it! Meld and Sectoid shap marshmallows enrc with Vitamin Ayyl Vitamin Ayy. is not an essential or real vitamin. It is merely an Ethereal Mills trademark and a horrible play on words.This cereal actually contains a mind control drug to force those that consume it NET WT 1 LB 2 02 (18 02) (510g) to obey the of the Ethereal Collective. Marshmallows may alter DNA.

With Ehereaole Grayyn First Ingredient TM OFFICIAL COUPON 10c CERL Mills TOPS erea tive EXPIRES 3/1/35 AYY LMA PER 1 CUP SERVING 3g Love Elerium Nutrient Al 090 DV ,6% DV Broth 11% DV 10% DV Now with 50% more Meld! Flanks your tastebuds and delivers critical hits of flavor with every bite!" Sectoids love it! Meld and Sectoid shap marshmallows enrc with Vitamin Ayyl Vitamin Ayy. is not an essential or real vitamin. It is merely an Ethereal Mills trademark and a horrible play on words.This cereal actually contains a mind control drug to force those that consume it NET WT 1 LB 2 02 (18 02) (510g) to obey the of the Ethereal Collective. Marshmallows may alter DNA.

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[Muffled ayy lmao in the distance]

OPERATION HOT MOTHER ALIEN TERROR ATTACK IN DURBAN. SOUTH AFRICA MISSION BRIEF Alien terror attack in progress. Strong civilian presence; take care to avoid civilian casualties. Failure will have severe political consequences for XCOM. MISSION OBJECTIVES: Approach civilians to enable evacuations Minimize civilian casualties Neutralize all hostile targets TIP: Panicking soldiers will lose their next turn, and can act unpredictably LOADING CENTRAL

OPERATION HOT MOTHER ALIEN TERROR ATTACK IN DURBAN. SOUTH AFRICA MISSION BRIEF Alien terror attack in progress. Strong civilian presence; take care to avoid civilian casualties. Failure will have severe political consequences for XCOM. MISSION OBJECTIVES: Approach civilians to enable evacuations Minimize civilian casualties Neutralize all hostile targets TIP: Panicking soldiers will lose their next turn, and can act unpredictably LOADING CENTRAL

SLAUGHTER THE INFIDELS IN THE NAME OF THE COMMANDER! VIGILO CONFIDO!

OPERATION ALLAH AKBAR XCOM TERROR ATTACK IN LE HAVRE, FRANCE MISSION BRIEF: XCOM terror attack in progress. Strong civilian presence; every civilian casualty will sharply increase panic in this country. Failure will have severe political consequences for XCOM MISSION OBJECTIVES Approach civilians Neutralize all civilians TIP: TIP, TIP, TIP, TIP, TIP, TIP, TIP, TIP, TIP. LOADING CENTRAL ALLAH is sending an urgent mission request.

OPERATION ALLAH AKBAR XCOM TERROR ATTACK IN LE HAVRE, FRANCE MISSION BRIEF: XCOM terror attack in progress. Strong civilian presence; every civilian casualty will sharply increase panic in this country. Failure will have severe political consequences for XCOM MISSION OBJECTIVES Approach civilians Neutralize all civilians TIP: TIP, TIP, TIP, TIP, TIP, TIP, TIP, TIP, TIP. LOADING CENTRAL ALLAH is sending an urgent mission request.

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Not gonna work, rookie

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Thugtoids by i-disregard-gravity

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Soldiers now have customizable attitudes

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Chief Engineer Shen

POWER ENG SCI ALLOYS ELERIUM INTEL SUPPLIES (INCOME) 6/15 50 §250 (+5150) BUILDITEM AVENGER ITEMS WEAPONS ARMOR ITEMS Smoke Grenade Medikit BUILT SMOWE SMOKE GRENADE COST: 25 Supplies EST. TIME INSTANT Provides a defensive boosst to any unit within the radius of the smoke, friend or foe. SUPPLY DROP 21 Days 2:00 PM March 1 2035 GAMERSYDE

POWER ENG SCI ALLOYS ELERIUM INTEL SUPPLIES (INCOME) 6/15 50 §250 (+5150) BUILDITEM AVENGER ITEMS WEAPONS ARMOR ITEMS Smoke Grenade Medikit BUILT SMOWE SMOKE GRENADE COST: 25 Supplies EST. TIME INSTANT Provides a defensive boosst to any unit within the radius of the smoke, friend or foe. SUPPLY DROP 21 Days 2:00 PM March 1 2035 GAMERSYDE

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Local Resistance (Replaces Satellites)

MAKE CONTACT WESTERN EUROPE III Time 25 Intel (25 Intel x Link Distance to Nearest Radio Relay) 846164 3-5 Days Once contacted, the Resistance in Western Europe will regularly collect +80 supplies on behalf of XCOM. Any connected regions will also become available for contact. Gain the resistance bonus for this continent by making contact and building outposts MAKE ONTACT 0 CANCEL

MAKE CONTACT WESTERN EUROPE III Time 25 Intel (25 Intel x Link Distance to Nearest Radio Relay) 846164 3-5 Days Once contacted, the Resistance in Western Europe will regularly collect +80 supplies on behalf of XCOM. Any connected regions will also become available for contact. Gain the resistance bonus for this continent by making contact and building outposts MAKE ONTACT 0 CANCEL

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The map

POWER CONTACTS ENG SCI ALLOYS ELERIUM INTEL SUPPLIES (INCOME) 16/20 l/3 3 2 0 0 57 §225 (+5105) Western Europe +580 MAKE CONTACT RESISTANCE HQ GAIN INTEL East Africa +150 PROVING GROUND: 2 Experimental Ammo Days Hendricks Days SUPPLY DROP 18 RANGER TRAINING: Liam 7 3 Days West Afri MAKE CONTACT 6:16 am March 4 2035 GAMERSYDE

POWER CONTACTS ENG SCI ALLOYS ELERIUM INTEL SUPPLIES (INCOME) 16/20 l/3 3 2 0 0 57 §225 (+5105) Western Europe +580 MAKE CONTACT RESISTANCE HQ GAIN INTEL East Africa +150 PROVING GROUND: 2 Experimental Ammo Days Hendricks Days SUPPLY DROP 18 RANGER TRAINING: Liam 7 3 Days West Afri MAKE CONTACT 6:16 am March 4 2035 GAMERSYDE

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