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File: 1369223080498.png-(119 KB, 462x368, Xbox_One_Console_and_Controller.png) G I Anonymous (ID: suNAaXxr) 05/22/13(Wed)07:44:40 No.481838430 Replies >2050, Tesco Village #83, England >See on the telescreen that the new Xbox has been announced Ask my parents to buy it for me >All 3 of them say yes >Order it from Tesco.com >Pull my identification papers and so >Waddle down to the Tescos on the corner to buy an Xbox LIVE subscription >Decide to spend big and get the 48 hour card me euros out of my purse to pay extra due to the White Man Tax >By the time I get home the xbox has arrived >Set it all up >Point the Kinect camera at my face >Attach all the wires and such to my body >Television and Xbox are activated by my heartbeat >Needle shoots out of Kinect and into my finger to take a blood sample for authorisation >Raise my arm so the camera can scan my Tesco barcode tattooed onto my wrist >Sit down in Kinect gaming chair >IV drip goes in one arm >Catheter inserted >No reason to get up at all now >Call of Duty: WWll starts >Brief memorial to the 25 million Jews killed in the Holocaust appears >Half an hour of adverts >First level starts >Finish it in 30 seconds >Quickly download the Level 1.5 DLC >Half an hour of adverts start >Hear an aeroplane outside, look out of the window >A voice from the telescreen tells me to pay attention >Entire gameplay is about 7 minutes, adverts make the game last 3 hours >Finish playing game >Xbox crushes disc so l can't play it again for free >Xbox automatically updates my Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Tumblr and 4chan accounts >All wires from chair remove themselves from my body >Get up and walk out of room >Kinect camera follows my motions >Suddenly my Apple iMplant starts to ring >My non-binary genderqueer friend wants me to meet xir at the Ed Miliband memorial cemetery 15 minutes later, arrive at the cemetery >Can't see xir >Microsoft Agent steps out from behind a tree >Asks me why I haven't been on the Xbox for over 20 minutes >Before I can answer he says something else >Can't hear what he is saying because Orwell and Huxley are spinning really loudly in their graves >> D Anonymous (ID: TaoZftmu) 05/22/13(Wed)07:47:31 No.481 838647 Ps Awesome Anonymous (ID: JI 181HI) 05/22/13(Wed)07:47:50 No.481 838674 Ps

File: 1369223080498.png-(119 KB, 462x368, Xbox_One_Console_and_Controller.png) G I Anonymous (ID: suNAaXxr) 05/22/13(Wed)07:44:40 No.481838430 Replies >2050, Tesco Village #83, England >See on the telescreen that the new Xbox has been announced Ask my parents to buy it for me >All 3 of them say yes >Order it from Tesco.com >Pull my identification papers and so >Waddle down to the Tescos on the corner to buy an Xbox LIVE subscription >Decide to spend big and get the 48 hour card me euros out of my purse to pay extra due to the White Man Tax >By the time I get home the xbox has arrived >Set it all up >Point the Kinect camera at my face >Attach all the wires and such to my body >Television and Xbox are activated by my heartbeat >Needle shoots out of Kinect and into my finger to take a blood sample for authorisation >Raise my arm so the camera can scan my Tesco barcode tattooed onto my wrist >Sit down in Kinect gaming chair >IV drip goes in one arm >Catheter inserted >No reason to get up at all now >Call of Duty: WWll starts >Brief memorial to the 25 million Jews killed in the Holocaust appears >Half an hour of adverts >First level starts >Finish it in 30 seconds >Quickly download the Level 1.5 DLC >Half an hour of adverts start >Hear an aeroplane outside, look out of the window >A voice from the telescreen tells me to pay attention >Entire gameplay is about 7 minutes, adverts make the game last 3 hours >Finish playing game >Xbox crushes disc so l can't play it again for free >Xbox automatically updates my Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Tumblr and 4chan accounts >All wires from chair remove themselves from my body >Get up and walk out of room >Kinect camera follows my motions >Suddenly my Apple iMplant starts to ring >My non-binary genderqueer friend wants me to meet xir at the Ed Miliband memorial cemetery 15 minutes later, arrive at the cemetery >Can't see xir >Microsoft Agent steps out from behind a tree >Asks me why I haven't been on the Xbox for over 20 minutes >Before I can answer he says something else >Can't hear what he is saying because Orwell and Huxley are spinning really loudly in their graves >> D Anonymous (ID: TaoZftmu) 05/22/13(Wed)07:47:31 No.481 838647 Ps Awesome Anonymous (ID: JI 181HI) 05/22/13(Wed)07:47:50 No.481 838674 Ps

Xbox One video with PS4 in the URL

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You Tube XBOXONE Xbox One Reveal Highlights 1,738 112や241 el Highligh x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v. LOH gslf-ps4 COMEDY RESULTS ne reve8l XBOXONE m/watch?v=L0Haslf-ps4 ps4

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I think so Brain, but if it's the 3rd Xbox why is it called Xbox One? Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

I think so Brain, but if it's the 3rd Xbox why is it called Xbox One? Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Xbox One looks a lot like a VCR so let's compare the two Requires you to connect+All VHS's work, new, old to the internet to register games. No used games, can't lend games, must in stall to play used, you can even make your own! Lend them to your friends, record new stuff on them! -Requires you to use a camera that is always on +You can control it from the remote, OR on the device itself! Options! Looks like an old 1980's VCR +It may look like an old 1980s VCR ('cause it is) but at least it tells the time on it's ugly front -Is not backwards com- patible +Freaking had adapters to let you play camcorder tapes on it! +Play movies, make movies, record shoWS +Plays games VCR seems to be more user friendly than the new Xbox. Even letting you choose what you do with the media you bought. Gx3R.com

Xbox One looks a lot like a VCR so let's compare the two Requires you to connect+All VHS's work, new, old to the internet to register games. No used games, can't lend games, must in stall to play used, you can even make your own! Lend them to your friends, record new stuff on them! -Requires you to use a camera that is always on +You can control it from the remote, OR on the device itself! Options! Looks like an old 1980's VCR +It may look like an old 1980s VCR ('cause it is) but at least it tells the time on it's ugly front -Is not backwards com- patible +Freaking had adapters to let you play camcorder tapes on it! +Play movies, make movies, record shoWS +Plays games VCR seems to be more user friendly than the new Xbox. Even letting you choose what you do with the media you bought. Gx3R.com

Moon Moon? In my Call of Duty?

WHO BROUGHT F------ MOON MOON ALONG? imgfip.comm

WHO BROUGHT F------ MOON MOON ALONG? imgfip.comm

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Xbox One

Xbox One

WELCOME TO THE SAIIOO OWATCHEDTHEBOXONE REVEAL HOW TOUGH ARE YA HOW TOUGHAM I? YEAH SOp MOM WITHOUTCOMPLAINING ABOUTIT UH.RIGHT THIS WAY

WELCOME TO THE SAIIOO OWATCHEDTHEBOXONE REVEAL HOW TOUGH ARE YA HOW TOUGHAM I? YEAH SOp MOM WITHOUTCOMPLAINING ABOUTIT UH.RIGHT THIS WAY

Hey, I missed the new Xbox event. What can you tell me about it? Needs internet to work, mandatory Kinect, pay fee for used games, not backwards compatible, no indie support, focus on entertainment than games, looks like a VHS player

Hey, I missed the new Xbox event. What can you tell me about it? Needs internet to work, mandatory Kinect, pay fee for used games, not backwards compatible, no indie support, focus on entertainment than games, looks like a VHS player

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LOOKAT ALL THESE FEATURES WILLNEVER USE

TWOULD BEASHAMEIF YOU WERE CHARGEDFOR IT く,-

TWOULD BEASHAMEIF YOU WERE CHARGEDFOR IT く,-

"Xbox One" - The gaming of the future, ladies and gentlemen...

Pay fee for borrowed or used games Internet check every 24h or no play Mandatory Kinect Not backwards compatible Highlights of the presentation: TV TV channels changed by voice Kinect TV showS Sports EA Sports TV TV TV SPORTS COD TV Dog graphics and fish A.l Oh and TV The future of the gaming! XBOXONE

Pay fee for borrowed or used games Internet check every 24h or no play Mandatory Kinect Not backwards compatible Highlights of the presentation: TV TV channels changed by voice Kinect TV showS Sports EA Sports TV TV TV SPORTS COD TV Dog graphics and fish A.l Oh and TV The future of the gaming! XBOXONE

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"Xbox One" in a nutshell

Yo, dawg, we've heard you like to watch TV So we made the "Xbox One" to let you watch TV on your TV, so you can watch TV while you watch TV.

Yo, dawg, we've heard you like to watch TV So we made the "Xbox One" to let you watch TV on your TV, so you can watch TV while you watch TV.

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YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO IMPROVE GAMING! NOT DESTROY IT! quickmeme.comm

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO IMPROVE GAMING! NOT DESTROY IT! quickmeme.comm

YO DAWGIHEARD YOU LIKE TV XBOX IS PUTTING ATV INSIDE YOUR TV SO YOU CAN WATCH TV ON YOUR TV quickmeme.com

YO DAWGIHEARD YOU LIKE TV XBOX IS PUTTING ATV INSIDE YOUR TV SO YOU CAN WATCH TV ON YOUR TV quickmeme.com

WERE NAMING THE NEW CONSOLE THE ONE

WERE NAMING THE NEW CONSOLE THE ONE

Xbox One

0 TELEVISION!

0 TELEVISION!

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