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Will the XBOX ONE be your overly attached girlfriend?

Will the XBOXONE Be Your Overly Attached Girlfriend? If I was your girtriend, rd never let you leave wthout a small recording device taped under your sleeve Infrared The XBOX ONE may act a little cra echnology Xace One uses to your blood ded or scared your your movements in ow and hen ate So youre Kinect A monion sensing device that tracis your oees it ums your body imぁvinual game connaer . by wstching you But that's only because she cares 2011 Micaoft Sed patents techsology thae menhers your pysical behavior as you watch televisian presumably to create bemer advertising caepaigns Migt this technology be Includled in the 24 Hours How ohan you originaly had o check in She may be naturally clingy ive network trom you 2hours lapsed since 1 Hour How often you orniginalily had to you were, who you were with and uha,ou wev erg- At..all.times. June 19, 2013 The day Micro 六completely changed their But she'll ourageYoucan ro-playthe based games change her ways if you insist. The "We can make this work Strategy) any check in equirements compadbiliRy for Xbax 360 titles Yo can anly play gaens develaped specfically She makes you abandon your old friends.. :360% But that's Smart Match The new Xbax Lve aigorthm matches nise play baed on skiL language only to find you new ones. againsl players that are mot ee you 13 Billionths of a Second The speed at She may watch your every move... af a finger is tracked and can affect But that's only because she relishes your time together. The Xbex One is being marketeds an "eatertainment center-it lets you watch TV all your friends AND play videa game All with a sing'e consa Alas, the Xbox One isn't the only console vying for your attention. So… How Does "She Compare to the Playstation 4? XBOXONE Hard Drive S00GB 500GB 8 core AMD "Jaguar" Processor 12 Compute Units for 124 teraops 8 Compune Units for GDORS RAMis beer for displaying graphics tan DOR3 RAM Motion Detection Kinect (egrated) Move Motion Controller and PS Eyeold separately) Controller Connectivity Wi-Fi Dict Bluetooth 2.1 EDR 50 Mbps of throughp O Mbps of throughput Price 499 $399 There are plenty of reasons to love her... The Xbox One promises to be unlice any other girttriend youwe ever had. While some at he econtrowernial, thay're all meant to improve your gaming So maybe shes needy or maybe shes just get your best interests hart unfortunately you on't know fo avaiable on November 27th 2011 Till then you should make the most of your current 'relationship Infagraphik prepared by f you love your iPhone ie your XBOK orgitriend check out Proxi

Will the XBOXONE Be Your Overly Attached Girlfriend? If I was your girtriend, rd never let you leave wthout a small recording device taped under your sleeve Infrared The XBOX ONE may act a little cra echnology Xace One uses to your blood ded or scared your your movements in ow and hen ate So youre Kinect A monion sensing device that tracis your oees it ums your body imぁvinual game connaer . by wstching you But that's only because she cares 2011 Micaoft Sed patents techsology thae menhers your pysical behavior as you watch televisian presumably to create bemer advertising caepaigns Migt this technology be Includled in the 24 Hours How ohan you originaly had o check in She may be naturally clingy ive network trom you 2hours lapsed since 1 Hour How often you orniginalily had to you were, who you were with and uha,ou wev erg- At..all.times. June 19, 2013 The day Micro 六completely changed their But she'll ourageYoucan ro-playthe based games change her ways if you insist. The "We can make this work Strategy) any check in equirements compadbiliRy for Xbax 360 titles Yo can anly play gaens develaped specfically She makes you abandon your old friends.. :360% But that's Smart Match The new Xbax Lve aigorthm matches nise play baed on skiL language only to find you new ones. againsl players that are mot ee you 13 Billionths of a Second The speed at She may watch your every move... af a finger is tracked and can affect But that's only because she relishes your time together. The Xbex One is being marketeds an "eatertainment center-it lets you watch TV all your friends AND play videa game All with a sing'e consa Alas, the Xbox One isn't the only console vying for your attention. So… How Does "She Compare to the Playstation 4? XBOXONE Hard Drive S00GB 500GB 8 core AMD "Jaguar" Processor 12 Compute Units for 124 teraops 8 Compune Units for GDORS RAMis beer for displaying graphics tan DOR3 RAM Motion Detection Kinect (egrated) Move Motion Controller and PS Eyeold separately) Controller Connectivity Wi-Fi Dict Bluetooth 2.1 EDR 50 Mbps of throughp O Mbps of throughput Price 499 $399 There are plenty of reasons to love her... The Xbox One promises to be unlice any other girttriend youwe ever had. While some at he econtrowernial, thay're all meant to improve your gaming So maybe shes needy or maybe shes just get your best interests hart unfortunately you on't know fo avaiable on November 27th 2011 Till then you should make the most of your current 'relationship Infagraphik prepared by f you love your iPhone ie your XBOK orgitriend check out Proxi

XBox One can't tell who Spiderman is

Xbox 21,943,372 like this x about an hour ago XBOX Like I Only at Comic-Con would we catch Spawn checking out the new Xbox One. See the set of new photos we added to our #SDCC Album. XBOXONE Microsoft Like Comment Share E340 1,893 people like this. Top Comments ▼ Write a comment... Zack Smitherman Yo Xbox. That's Black Costume Spiderman. Like Reply 182 about an hour ago

Xbox 21,943,372 like this x about an hour ago XBOX Like I Only at Comic-Con would we catch Spawn checking out the new Xbox One. See the set of new photos we added to our #SDCC Album. XBOXONE Microsoft Like Comment Share E340 1,893 people like this. Top Comments ▼ Write a comment... Zack Smitherman Yo Xbox. That's Black Costume Spiderman. Like Reply 182 about an hour ago

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XBOX IVE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE

XBOX IVE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE

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Leader of the bunch, most intelligent, strong, many different talents sometimes ignores the fights between her sisters Cute, innocent, imaginative, mind of a child, wants to befriend everyone, often underrestimated Aggressive, proud, confident, tomboyish, tends to mock Bubbles for her childishness Awww, it thinks it's people.

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Mr. Microsoft,-do you thinkmaybe you could come back next yearand piss us off anyway? Art thou saying that thou likest me to piss thee off Itsreally fun!

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think, we all think. the XBox One was a nice idea But, not pointin' any fingers, it coulda been done better.

think, we all think. the XBox One was a nice idea But, not pointin' any fingers, it coulda been done better.

-Gaming Community | Xbox One but we have used games and offline play now Its too late. The damage is done.

-Gaming Community | Xbox One but we have used games and offline play now Its too late. The damage is done.

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50 Fraglycoon X-BoxOne Used Games

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Xbox1 Uncensored announcement.

Your Feedback Matters Update on Xbox One By Don Mattrick, President, Interactive Entertainment Business XBOXONE All right, you f------ ingrates. You win That's right. We'll drop the used game-blocking DRM so you can sell a game you bought for f------ $60 back to Gamestop for $7 in store credit. We'll drop the required once-a-day internet connection s--- too even though all of you require CONSTANT 24-HOUR internet connections so you can check out all the latest reposted memes about how "Xbone" is so darn "derpy" (or whatever the f--- that horse cartoon is saying these days). Hell, we'll even drop the region locking, because f------ who cares at this point? Really, this was our fault. We didn't realize you just wanted THE SAME F------ CONSOLE AS BEFORE. You know, the one you ALREADY OWN (but with slightly nicer graphics). We were trying to do something new. By forcing you to connect to the internet, we would be able to guarantee cloud-support for all games - which would allow huge game universes that wouldn't be limited to what we could fit on a disc. By restricting used games, we would guar- antee that the DEVELOPERS WHO MAKE THE GAMES made money instead of some s----stain executives at Gamestop. Haha, but then again, I'm sure you give the same s--- to Valve over Steam, right? Since they require an internet connection to down- load games and you can't resell or borrow games through them Right? OH WAIT, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU F------ LOVE STEAM FOR DOING THE EXACT SAME S---. F--- "But Steam has great sales all the time!" you whine. SO? MAYBE E WOULD HAVE TOO, IF YOU WOULD HAVE GIVEN U GODDAMN CHANCE INSTEAD OF CRUCIFYING US 6 MONTHS BEFORE YOU EVEN TRIED THE SYSTEM? CHRIST. Now the Xbox One and the PS4 will be virtually identical! What kind of consumer group would want "choices" and "options that are different from one another" anyhow? Now you basement-dwellers on the internet can argue about which system is better by going over nebulously-different hardware specs and a handful of exclusive titles instead of the actual substantive differences between Sony and Microsoft's next gen consoles AGAIN. JUST LIKE THE LAST TIME. You are all a pack of idiot dogs, barking incessantly. I give up. l'l throw you a bone. AN XBONE HAHAHA GET IT??? I WILL GET YOU F------ BACK FOR THIS. I WILL BUY EVERY FRANCHISE YOU LOVE, MAKE IT XBOX ONE EXCLU SIVE, AND MAKE YOU USE BING FOR 15 MINUTES BEFORE YOU CAN PLAY THE GAME. MARK MY F------ WORDS Don Mattrick PS Oh and you're whining about Kinect watching you? Yeah, because we REALLY want to watch some out-of-shape 20-something sit in their underwear and play Skyrim for 8 hours straight. You got us, you uncovered our master plan to look at your gross, horrible bodies in poorly-lit studio apartments. Jesus DORKLY

Your Feedback Matters Update on Xbox One By Don Mattrick, President, Interactive Entertainment Business XBOXONE All right, you f------ ingrates. You win That's right. We'll drop the used game-blocking DRM so you can sell a game you bought for f------ $60 back to Gamestop for $7 in store credit. We'll drop the required once-a-day internet connection s--- too even though all of you require CONSTANT 24-HOUR internet connections so you can check out all the latest reposted memes about how "Xbone" is so darn "derpy" (or whatever the f--- that horse cartoon is saying these days). Hell, we'll even drop the region locking, because f------ who cares at this point? Really, this was our fault. We didn't realize you just wanted THE SAME F------ CONSOLE AS BEFORE. You know, the one you ALREADY OWN (but with slightly nicer graphics). We were trying to do something new. By forcing you to connect to the internet, we would be able to guarantee cloud-support for all games - which would allow huge game universes that wouldn't be limited to what we could fit on a disc. By restricting used games, we would guar- antee that the DEVELOPERS WHO MAKE THE GAMES made money instead of some s----stain executives at Gamestop. Haha, but then again, I'm sure you give the same s--- to Valve over Steam, right? Since they require an internet connection to down- load games and you can't resell or borrow games through them Right? OH WAIT, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU F------ LOVE STEAM FOR DOING THE EXACT SAME S---. F--- "But Steam has great sales all the time!" you whine. SO? MAYBE E WOULD HAVE TOO, IF YOU WOULD HAVE GIVEN U GODDAMN CHANCE INSTEAD OF CRUCIFYING US 6 MONTHS BEFORE YOU EVEN TRIED THE SYSTEM? CHRIST. Now the Xbox One and the PS4 will be virtually identical! What kind of consumer group would want "choices" and "options that are different from one another" anyhow? Now you basement-dwellers on the internet can argue about which system is better by going over nebulously-different hardware specs and a handful of exclusive titles instead of the actual substantive differences between Sony and Microsoft's next gen consoles AGAIN. JUST LIKE THE LAST TIME. You are all a pack of idiot dogs, barking incessantly. I give up. l'l throw you a bone. AN XBONE HAHAHA GET IT??? I WILL GET YOU F------ BACK FOR THIS. I WILL BUY EVERY FRANCHISE YOU LOVE, MAKE IT XBOX ONE EXCLU SIVE, AND MAKE YOU USE BING FOR 15 MINUTES BEFORE YOU CAN PLAY THE GAME. MARK MY F------ WORDS Don Mattrick PS Oh and you're whining about Kinect watching you? Yeah, because we REALLY want to watch some out-of-shape 20-something sit in their underwear and play Skyrim for 8 hours straight. You got us, you uncovered our master plan to look at your gross, horrible bodies in poorly-lit studio apartments. Jesus DORKLY

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Get rid of the DRM You wanted to see me sir? But. NOW YOU DEGENERATE TURD!

Get rid of the DRM You wanted to see me sir? But. NOW YOU DEGENERATE TURD!

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