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Your Feedback Matters Update on Xbox One By Don Mattrick, President, Interactive Entertainment Business XBOXONE All right, you f------ ingrates. You win That's right. We'll drop the used game-blocking DRM so you can sell a game you bought for f------ $60 back to Gamestop for $7 in store credit. We'll drop the required once-a-day internet connection s--- too even though all of you require CONSTANT 24-HOUR internet connections so you can check out all the latest reposted memes about how "Xbone" is so darn "derpy" (or whatever the f--- that horse cartoon is saying these days). Hell, we'll even drop the region locking, because f------ who cares at this point? Really, this was our fault. We didn't realize you just wanted THE SAME F------ CONSOLE AS BEFORE. You know, the one you ALREADY OWN (but with slightly nicer graphics). We were trying to do something new. By forcing you to connect to the internet, we would be able to guarantee cloud-support for all games - which would allow huge game universes that wouldn't be limited to what we could fit on a disc. By restricting used games, we would guar- antee that the DEVELOPERS WHO MAKE THE GAMES made money instead of some s----stain executives at Gamestop. Haha, but then again, I'm sure you give the same s--- to Valve over Steam, right? Since they require an internet connection to down- load games and you can't resell or borrow games through them Right? OH WAIT, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU F------ LOVE STEAM FOR DOING THE EXACT SAME S---. F--- "But Steam has great sales all the time!" you whine. SO? MAYBE E WOULD HAVE TOO, IF YOU WOULD HAVE GIVEN U GODDAMN CHANCE INSTEAD OF CRUCIFYING US 6 MONTHS BEFORE YOU EVEN TRIED THE SYSTEM? CHRIST. Now the Xbox One and the PS4 will be virtually identical! What kind of consumer group would want "choices" and "options that are different from one another" anyhow? Now you basement-dwellers on the internet can argue about which system is better by going over nebulously-different hardware specs and a handful of exclusive titles instead of the actual substantive differences between Sony and Microsoft's next gen consoles AGAIN. JUST LIKE THE LAST TIME. You are all a pack of idiot dogs, barking incessantly. I give up. l'l throw you a bone. AN XBONE HAHAHA GET IT??? I WILL GET YOU F------ BACK FOR THIS. I WILL BUY EVERY FRANCHISE YOU LOVE, MAKE IT XBOX ONE EXCLU SIVE, AND MAKE YOU USE BING FOR 15 MINUTES BEFORE YOU CAN PLAY THE GAME. MARK MY F------ WORDS Don Mattrick PS Oh and you're whining about Kinect watching you? Yeah, because we REALLY want to watch some out-of-shape 20-something sit in their underwear and play Skyrim for 8 hours straight. You got us, you uncovered our master plan to look at your gross, horrible bodies in poorly-lit studio apartments. Jesus DORKLY

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Trying to compare the Xbox One's DRM policies to Steam is fool's logic.
First of all, Steam only requires an internet connection long enough to download and install the game, then you can play offline pretty much for as long as you want.
But for me, the main thing is that the Xbox's DRM is largely unnecessary.

Steam is a digital distribution service. There are no disks to begin with, and anybody buying something through Steam knows what they're getting themselves into. It's built around digital download and ownership.

But the Xbox is a gaming console, and for the last 25-30 years, we've never needed Internet to play a machine that you just plug into your TV.

The point is, people play on home consoles for convenience. If they want to play around with Internet-enables features and things of that nature, they'll use a PC. I want my console to play games, plain and simple.

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