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Mark Agee @MarkAgee STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME |- Yay I get to work from home - It would be nice to talk to people - I hope that pigeon sits in the window today 9:17 AM - 14 Jul 2015 8,326 RETWEETS 11.1K LIKES
Mark Agee @MarkAgee STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME |- Yay I get to work from home - It would be nice to talk to people - I hope that pigeon sits in the window today 9:17 AM - 14 Jul 2015 8,326 RETWEETS 11.1K LIKES

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Doesn't get more wholesome than that

Lauren @_laurennewsome Today I found out through Facebook that the overnight security guard at my work knits boots and mittens for premature babies at the Edinburgh Royal Infirmary. He also posts them worldwide. MY HEART Bruce busy knitting for simpsons prem babies! Sits for hrs every night so thoughtful I'l get thase handed in
Lauren @_laurennewsome Today I found out through Facebook that the overnight security guard at my work knits boots and mittens for premature babies at the Edinburgh Royal Infirmary. He also posts them worldwide. MY HEART Bruce busy knitting for simpsons prem babies! Sits for hrs every night so thoughtful I'l get thase handed in

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I like my celebs humble like him

Someone needs to tell Mark Ruffalo that he's famous INTER INT DNTERNATI NAN B NATIONAL INTERNATION a mOEAN BEED SC COMCOIAL RNATIONAL INTER NAI EGO SA INTERNAT ESENA SCO COM Emma @MakeMemeEmma Just another reason why he is my favourite marvel super hero OMICE COMICE CO
Someone needs to tell Mark Ruffalo that he's famous INTER INT DNTERNATI NAN B NATIONAL INTERNATION a mOEAN BEED SC COMCOIAL RNATIONAL INTER NAI EGO SA INTERNAT ESENA SCO COM Emma @MakeMemeEmma Just another reason why he is my favourite marvel super hero OMICE COMICE CO

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OK this is deliberate right?

Matt Crowley O @MatthewPCrowley Not knowing about Greek mythology is my Achilles' Horse. 2:12 PM · 25 Aug 18 · Twitter Web Client 2,346 Retweets 71 Quote Tweets 10.5K Likes 27 Bryn Stole O @brynstole · 25 Aug 18 Replying to @MatthewPCrowley Matt. 27 2 1 25 Matt Crowley @Matth.. · 25 Aug 18 Uh oh, I've really opened a Pandora's Labyrinth here 2 2] 47 199 > >
Matt Crowley O @MatthewPCrowley Not knowing about Greek mythology is my Achilles' Horse. 2:12 PM · 25 Aug 18 · Twitter Web Client 2,346 Retweets 71 Quote Tweets 10.5K Likes 27 Bryn Stole O @brynstole · 25 Aug 18 Replying to @MatthewPCrowley Matt. 27 2 1 25 Matt Crowley @Matth.. · 25 Aug 18 Uh oh, I've really opened a Pandora's Labyrinth here 2 2] 47 199 > >

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Yeah I'll get some discontentment thanks

Marc O @MarcSnetiker Going into a spiral anyone want anything >
Marc O @MarcSnetiker Going into a spiral anyone want anything >

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And I'm speeding up

Spartacus. @infiniotic i'm going at 200mph (mistakes per hour).
Spartacus. @infiniotic i'm going at 200mph (mistakes per hour).

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You don't want the unicorns to die, do you?

Adam Gaylord @AuthorGaylord Me Pre-Kids: I'm never gonna lie to my kids ever. Me with Kids:I just got off the phone with Santa, the firefighter dog from Paw Patrol, and the Green Power Ranger, and they all agree, if you don't put your shoes on, they're gonna have to put down another unicorn. Public Librar
Adam Gaylord @AuthorGaylord Me Pre-Kids: I'm never gonna lie to my kids ever. Me with Kids:I just got off the phone with Santa, the firefighter dog from Paw Patrol, and the Green Power Ranger, and they all agree, if you don't put your shoes on, they're gonna have to put down another unicorn. Public Librar

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skills

it's my birthday @kissfeels me at 3am trying to plug my charger without getting out of the bed 00:01 23:20
it's my birthday @kissfeels me at 3am trying to plug my charger without getting out of the bed 00:01 23:20

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Evil alter ego

john @mrjohndarby when matt damon gets really angry he quietly says to himself "matt demon" 1:16 AM · 2020-08-31 · Twitter Web App 70 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 532 Likes
john @mrjohndarby when matt damon gets really angry he quietly says to himself "matt demon" 1:16 AM · 2020-08-31 · Twitter Web App 70 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 532 Likes

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Respect is earned, not demanded

Mary * @girlfromcanada Hi I'm Mary - and I am going to continue to be vocal about women in this industry We demand respect 8:19 AM · Feb 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 83 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 1,009 Likes Treat people the way you want to be treated. Talk to people the way you want to be talked to. RESPECT IS EARNED, NOT GIVEN.
Mary * @girlfromcanada Hi I'm Mary - and I am going to continue to be vocal about women in this industry We demand respect 8:19 AM · Feb 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 83 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 1,009 Likes Treat people the way you want to be treated. Talk to people the way you want to be talked to. RESPECT IS EARNED, NOT GIVEN.

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This shouldn't even be a disclaimer come on!

Gorilla Glue O GORILLA @Gorilla Glue We never thought we'd have to say this, but do not use our products on your f------ hair. 2/7/21, 9:57 AM KIT
Gorilla Glue O GORILLA @Gorilla Glue We never thought we'd have to say this, but do not use our products on your f------ hair. 2/7/21, 9:57 AM KIT

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is that asking for too much?

Hannah Berner @beingbernz I'm single because I hate people but I want to find one person who I don't hate who also hates people but doesn't hate me.
Hannah Berner @beingbernz I'm single because I hate people but I want to find one person who I don't hate who also hates people but doesn't hate me.

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preemies are so RUDE

sydney battle @SydneyBattle i was born on my due date and i was only 5 pounds. it's called being considerate & respecting ur mother 4:58 PM · 2021-02-04 · Twitter for iPhone 1,255 Retweets 331 Quote Tweets 42.2K Likes
sydney battle @SydneyBattle i was born on my due date and i was only 5 pounds. it's called being considerate & respecting ur mother 4:58 PM · 2021-02-04 · Twitter for iPhone 1,255 Retweets 331 Quote Tweets 42.2K Likes

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she's going places

ANISA || @aaaanisaxx when I was 19 I had to apply for a job and couldn't be arsed writing a cover letter so I made a fake job ad for the job I was applying for on gumtree and like 200 people applied and I picked the best cover letter as my own 7:53 PM · 2021-02-03 · Twitter for iPhone 13.2K Retweets 2,960 Quote Tweets 207K Likes
ANISA || @aaaanisaxx when I was 19 I had to apply for a job and couldn't be arsed writing a cover letter so I made a fake job ad for the job I was applying for on gumtree and like 200 people applied and I picked the best cover letter as my own 7:53 PM · 2021-02-03 · Twitter for iPhone 13.2K Retweets 2,960 Quote Tweets 207K Likes

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Void in your heart

Y. Yo Nutricionista nutricionis T. @memesnutricion - my concerned friend: food won't fill that void in your heart. - me, a person of science: 4:22 PM - Mar 4, 2020 - Twitter for Android 122 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 676 Likes
Y. Yo Nutricionista nutricionis T. @memesnutricion - my concerned friend: food won't fill that void in your heart. - me, a person of science: 4:22 PM - Mar 4, 2020 - Twitter for Android 122 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 676 Likes

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Typical Twitter Conversation

As a visitor how do you sit? OChoose one your position. As a Visitor, how do you sit? 2 Joka @Roi_Ace I wish someone would come in my house and sit like 7
As a visitor how do you sit? OChoose one your position. As a Visitor, how do you sit? 2 Joka @Roi_Ace I wish someone would come in my house and sit like 7

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Sounds like he found a real keeper

nick @nickturani Surprise visit to see my girls apartment for the first time: 1. She already has the toilet seat up for me 2. Turn on the tv: already on ESPN 3. Look in the closet: a man soI can make a new friend. An accommodating queen!
nick @nickturani Surprise visit to see my girls apartment for the first time: 1. She already has the toilet seat up for me 2. Turn on the tv: already on ESPN 3. Look in the closet: a man soI can make a new friend. An accommodating queen!

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minor tweaks added

DON'T DOWNLOAD TWITTER t7 Repeat her me an not unater than Joe Biden not marter than Kamala Harris natumartanNncy Pelosi atan ames Carvile WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE
DON'T DOWNLOAD TWITTER t7 Repeat her me an not unater than Joe Biden not marter than Kamala Harris natumartanNncy Pelosi atan ames Carvile WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

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ok but this is about LEGO Sonic not politics

Samuel Poole @SamuelP4484... · 13h *. Spain imposed a very strict lockdown and made masks mandatory, even outdoors. Despite this the number of cases in Spain rose sharply in October. Mandatory social distancing/mask wearing does not work. Boris's coronavirus restrictions are destroying the economy and our freedoms. 2 Kaia (noisynugget) @noisynug... · 3h ok but this is about LEGO Sonic not politics
Samuel Poole @SamuelP4484... · 13h *. Spain imposed a very strict lockdown and made masks mandatory, even outdoors. Despite this the number of cases in Spain rose sharply in October. Mandatory social distancing/mask wearing does not work. Boris's coronavirus restrictions are destroying the economy and our freedoms. 2 Kaia (noisynugget) @noisynug... · 3h ok but this is about LEGO Sonic not politics

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Olive oil, sea salt, red pepper flakes... Oregon has (unwisely) decriminalized bein Italian

maple cocaine @maplecocaine Olive oil, sea salt, red pepper flakes.. Oregon has (unwisely) decriminalized bein Italian Traducir Tweet ONew York Post O @nypost - 3 feb. Oregon law decriminalizing all street drugs goes into effect trib.al/VYT2GAF COLOM 5:52 p. m. · 4 feb. 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1000
maple cocaine @maplecocaine Olive oil, sea salt, red pepper flakes.. Oregon has (unwisely) decriminalized bein Italian Traducir Tweet ONew York Post O @nypost - 3 feb. Oregon law decriminalizing all street drugs goes into effect trib.al/VYT2GAF COLOM 5:52 p. m. · 4 feb. 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1000

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