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WANT TO SITAN INCOMPLETE VERSION OF OUR WEBSITE WHERE YOU CPWT Z00M? DOUNLOAD OUR APP! OK NO BUT ASK ME AGAIN EVERY TME

WANT TO SITAN INCOMPLETE VERSION OF OUR WEBSITE WHERE YOU CPWT Z00M? DOUNLOAD OUR APP! OK NO BUT ASK ME AGAIN EVERY TME

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How to make friends

LANT TO GO EAT FooD TOGETHER? JE COULD ALSO SIT TOGETHER AND TALK WITHOUT EATING. I DON'T NEED DEAT工MEAN, I DO NEED TO EAT BUT IF YOU DONT UANT To EAT WE CAN JUST TALK. ICANEAT LATER. Presenting Oka HOw TO MAKE FRIENDS IT TURNS OUT I STILL HAVENT FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO THIS. Sorry

LANT TO GO EAT FooD TOGETHER? JE COULD ALSO SIT TOGETHER AND TALK WITHOUT EATING. I DON'T NEED DEAT工MEAN, I DO NEED TO EAT BUT IF YOU DONT UANT To EAT WE CAN JUST TALK. ICANEAT LATER. Presenting Oka HOw TO MAKE FRIENDS IT TURNS OUT I STILL HAVENT FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO THIS. Sorry

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Digital Data

THE GREAT THING ABOUTHARD DRIVES FAIL, FLM DEGRADES PANT DIGITAL DATA ISTHATo COURSE, BUT THER CRACkS BUT A COPY OFA IT NEVER DEGRADES. BITS CAN BE COPIED CENTURY OLD DATA FILEE ARE IFIE FIROT FOREVER LUITHOUT LOSS.IDENTICAL TOTHEORIGINAL AMAZN egr 9GAE

THE GREAT THING ABOUTHARD DRIVES FAIL, FLM DEGRADES PANT DIGITAL DATA ISTHATo COURSE, BUT THER CRACkS BUT A COPY OFA IT NEVER DEGRADES. BITS CAN BE COPIED CENTURY OLD DATA FILEE ARE IFIE FIROT FOREVER LUITHOUT LOSS.IDENTICAL TOTHEORIGINAL AMAZN egr 9GAE

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NEXT TOP SCORE LEVEL OI HELL

NEXT TOP SCORE LEVEL OI HELL

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ID UKE TO BESTOW UPON YOU THE FIRST ANNUAL AWARDR EXCELLENCE IN BENG VERYSMART MAY YOU CONTINUE TO GRACE OUR INTERNET UITH YOUR WISDOM

ID UKE TO BESTOW UPON YOU THE FIRST ANNUAL AWARDR EXCELLENCE IN BENG VERYSMART MAY YOU CONTINUE TO GRACE OUR INTERNET UITH YOUR WISDOM

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Purity

FIELDS ARRANGED BY PURITY MORE PURE SOCIOLOGY IS TUST APRED PSYCHOLOGY PSYCHOLOGY IS JUST APPLIED BIOLOGY. BIOLOGY IS JUST APPLIED CHEMISTRY WHICH IS JUST APPLIED PHYSCS. ITS NICE TO BE ON TOR OH, HEY,工DIDNT SEE YOU GUYS ALL THE WAY OVER THERE SocioLoGIST5 PSYCHOLOGISTS BIOLOGISTS CHEMIST5 PHYSICISTS MATHEMATICIANS

FIELDS ARRANGED BY PURITY MORE PURE SOCIOLOGY IS TUST APRED PSYCHOLOGY PSYCHOLOGY IS JUST APPLIED BIOLOGY. BIOLOGY IS JUST APPLIED CHEMISTRY WHICH IS JUST APPLIED PHYSCS. ITS NICE TO BE ON TOR OH, HEY,工DIDNT SEE YOU GUYS ALL THE WAY OVER THERE SocioLoGIST5 PSYCHOLOGISTS BIOLOGISTS CHEMIST5 PHYSICISTS MATHEMATICIANS

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Diode

WE NEED OKAY BUT FIRST YOU HURT YoU EMBARRASSEDIMSORRY. TO TALK. HOLD THE END MY FEEUNGS ME WITH MY FAMILY OF THIS DIODE. YESTERDAY. LAST WEEKEND.

WE NEED OKAY BUT FIRST YOU HURT YoU EMBARRASSEDIMSORRY. TO TALK. HOLD THE END MY FEEUNGS ME WITH MY FAMILY OF THIS DIODE. YESTERDAY. LAST WEEKEND.

Consecutive Vowels

WAS RUNNING A FACTOR ANALYSIS ON THIS HUGE DATABASE, AND CHECK OUT WHAT IT FOUND: HUH? THIS CHART MAKES NO SENSE, WHAT- 1 凡CKM NQh. QUEUEING" SEXUAL AROUSAL CONSECUTIVE VOWELS

WAS RUNNING A FACTOR ANALYSIS ON THIS HUGE DATABASE, AND CHECK OUT WHAT IT FOUND: HUH? THIS CHART MAKES NO SENSE, WHAT- 1 凡CKM NQh. QUEUEING" SEXUAL AROUSAL CONSECUTIVE VOWELS

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CIA

WHAT PEOPLE HEAR: WHAT MATER EXPERTS HEAR: HACKERS BRIEFLY TOOK DOWN THE WEBSITE OFSOMEONE HACKED THE CIA YESTERDAY... INTO THE CoMPUTERS SoMEONE TORE DOW OF THE CIA! A POSTER HUNG UP BY THE CIA!!

WHAT PEOPLE HEAR: WHAT MATER EXPERTS HEAR: HACKERS BRIEFLY TOOK DOWN THE WEBSITE OFSOMEONE HACKED THE CIA YESTERDAY... INTO THE CoMPUTERS SoMEONE TORE DOW OF THE CIA! A POSTER HUNG UP BY THE CIA!!

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Airport Security

BUT IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT BoMBS, WHY ARE YOU LETTING ME KEEP MY LAPTOP BATTERIES? IF I OVERVOLTED THEM AND BREACHED THE CELS, IT WOULD MAKE A SIZEABE EXPLOSION. OH GOD. ITS OKAY DEAR. IN AMOMENT HEL REALIZE I HAVE A GOOD POINT AND RETURN MMY WATER.

BUT IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT BoMBS, WHY ARE YOU LETTING ME KEEP MY LAPTOP BATTERIES? IF I OVERVOLTED THEM AND BREACHED THE CELS, IT WOULD MAKE A SIZEABE EXPLOSION. OH GOD. ITS OKAY DEAR. IN AMOMENT HEL REALIZE I HAVE A GOOD POINT AND RETURN MMY WATER.

NASA

THE SIX WORDS YOU NEVER SAY AT NASA: AND BESIDES Proposal IT WORKS IN KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM. Oberth Koper

THE SIX WORDS YOU NEVER SAY AT NASA: AND BESIDES Proposal IT WORKS IN KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM. Oberth Koper

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Manuals

SOLVE PROBLEMS . CREATE PROBLEMS TOOLS THAT TOOLS THAT TOOLS THAT NEED TOOLS WHOSE MANUAL DONT NEED NEEDA A MANUAL BUT A MANUAL MANUAL DON'T HAVE ONE STARTS WITH HOW To READ THIS MANUAL

SOLVE PROBLEMS . CREATE PROBLEMS TOOLS THAT TOOLS THAT TOOLS THAT NEED TOOLS WHOSE MANUAL DONT NEED NEEDA A MANUAL BUT A MANUAL MANUAL DON'T HAVE ONE STARTS WITH HOW To READ THIS MANUAL

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Science-off

LJELCOME TO THE DEGREEAND AS HE SAID WHERE WE DETERMINE WHICH FIELD IS THE BEST PHYSICSWANNA GO FIRST? STANPCOLLECTING. PER 100,000 ALL SOENCE IS ETHER PHYSICS OR THANK YOU. SURE! ID LIKE To TELL THE STORY OF RICHARD FEYNMANS MANHATTAN PROJECTLUANNA LOCKPICKING PRANKS...GONEXT? GREAT! 1900 1150 OKAY THISI5 A GRAPH OF THE DEATH RATE FROM INFECTIOUS BO DISEASE IN THIS COUNTRY 10 THE HEROES OF MY FIELDWHILE THE HEROES OFJEEZ, WHAT THE HELL? HAVE SLAIN ONE OF | | YOUR FIELD GATHERED | |工THOUGHT THIS LAS SU THE FOUR HORSEMEN IN THE OF THE APOCALYPSE. SED DESERT TO TO BE FUN AND LIGHTHEARTED! CREATE A NEW ONE. YOU MUSTHAVE BEEN THSING OF STAMP COLLECTING BIO

LJELCOME TO THE DEGREEAND AS HE SAID WHERE WE DETERMINE WHICH FIELD IS THE BEST PHYSICSWANNA GO FIRST? STANPCOLLECTING. PER 100,000 ALL SOENCE IS ETHER PHYSICS OR THANK YOU. SURE! ID LIKE To TELL THE STORY OF RICHARD FEYNMANS MANHATTAN PROJECTLUANNA LOCKPICKING PRANKS...GONEXT? GREAT! 1900 1150 OKAY THISI5 A GRAPH OF THE DEATH RATE FROM INFECTIOUS BO DISEASE IN THIS COUNTRY 10 THE HEROES OF MY FIELDWHILE THE HEROES OFJEEZ, WHAT THE HELL? HAVE SLAIN ONE OF | | YOUR FIELD GATHERED | |工THOUGHT THIS LAS SU THE FOUR HORSEMEN IN THE OF THE APOCALYPSE. SED DESERT TO TO BE FUN AND LIGHTHEARTED! CREATE A NEW ONE. YOU MUSTHAVE BEEN THSING OF STAMP COLLECTING BIO

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UHATS UP? DID YOU WIN? SITES DOUN. THEYRE ANNOUNCING THE WINNER OF THE COMPULSIVE PHONE- CHECKING CHAMPIONSHIP WERD. ItL KEEP REFRESHING.

UHATS UP? DID YOU WIN? SITES DOUN. THEYRE ANNOUNCING THE WINNER OF THE COMPULSIVE PHONE- CHECKING CHAMPIONSHIP WERD. ItL KEEP REFRESHING.

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HOW WORRIED SHOULD YOU BE JHEN VARIOUS THINGS HAPPEN To YOU: VERY ON YOUR RIGHT SIDE ON YOUR LEFT SIDE WORRIED ...IN GETTING KNOCKED AL OUT A PUNCH NEED TO TALK LIFE PERSISTENT. COUGH PARKING TICKET BREAKING . NEWS SPILUNG A DRINK NOT VERYON YOUR SHIRT JORRIED NOSEBLEED» NOT VERY NEIN MOVIES LORTED

HOW WORRIED SHOULD YOU BE JHEN VARIOUS THINGS HAPPEN To YOU: VERY ON YOUR RIGHT SIDE ON YOUR LEFT SIDE WORRIED ...IN GETTING KNOCKED AL OUT A PUNCH NEED TO TALK LIFE PERSISTENT. COUGH PARKING TICKET BREAKING . NEWS SPILUNG A DRINK NOT VERYON YOUR SHIRT JORRIED NOSEBLEED» NOT VERY NEIN MOVIES LORTED

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I'd like to bestow upon you the Award of Excellence in Being Very Smart, may you continue to grace our internet with your wisdom

I'D UKE TO BESTOW UPON YOU THE AWARD for EXCELLENCE BEING VERY SMART IN MAY YOU CONTINUE TO GRACE OUR INTERNET WITH YOUR WISDOM

I'D UKE TO BESTOW UPON YOU THE AWARD for EXCELLENCE BEING VERY SMART IN MAY YOU CONTINUE TO GRACE OUR INTERNET WITH YOUR WISDOM

HES HEADING FOR THAT SMALL MOON THATS NO MOON ITS TOO BIG To BE A SPACE STATION FINE! WHAT IF WE AGREE ITS NOT A MoON, BUT UE MAKE A NEW CATEGORY CALLED DUARF MOON? BUT ITSTOO TSA SPACE STATION. AND WHATS THE CUTOFF HE THIS SHP ADWARF M00N NOU? GEA MooN. THREE HO HOURS PASS

HES HEADING FOR THAT SMALL MOON THATS NO MOON ITS TOO BIG To BE A SPACE STATION FINE! WHAT IF WE AGREE ITS NOT A MoON, BUT UE MAKE A NEW CATEGORY CALLED DUARF MOON? BUT ITSTOO TSA SPACE STATION. AND WHATS THE CUTOFF HE THIS SHP ADWARF M00N NOU? GEA MooN. THREE HO HOURS PASS

Here's a Squirrel

I DONT WANT To DRAW SOMEONE THROWING UP A GALLON OF BLOOD S0 HERES A SGUIRREL INSTEAD.

I DONT WANT To DRAW SOMEONE THROWING UP A GALLON OF BLOOD S0 HERES A SGUIRREL INSTEAD.

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