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OKAY, MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENTS, IT'S THE FIRST TUESDAY IN FEBRUARY. 1 THIS MEANS THAT BY LAW AND CUSTOM, WE MUST SPEND THE MORNING READING THROUGH THE WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE LIST OF COMMON MISCONCEPTIONS, 50 YOU CAN SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIVES BEING A LITTLE LESS WRONG. 1 THE GUESTS AT EVERY PARTY YOU'LL EVER ATTEND THANK US IN ADVANCE. DR I WISH I LIVED IN THIS UNIVERSE.

ALL MODERN DIGITAL INFRASTRUCTURE Ang A PROJECT SOME RANDOM PERSON IN NEBRASKA HAS BEEN THANKLESSLY MAINTAINING SINCE 2003

MAN, I SUCK ATTHIS GAME. CAN YOU GIVE ME A FEW POINTERS? OX3A28213A Ox 6339392C, OX7363682E. I HATE YOU.

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THE GREAT THING ABOUTHARD DRIVES FAIL, FLM DEGRADES PANT DIGITAL DATA ISTHATo COURSE, BUT THER CRACkS BUT A COPY OFA IT NEVER DEGRADES. BITS CAN BE COPIED CENTURY OLD DATA FILEE ARE IFIE FIROT FOREVER LUITHOUT LOSS.IDENTICAL TOTHEORIGINAL AMAZN egr 9GAE

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just imagine

NEXT TOP SCORE LEVEL OI HELL

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U smrt

ID UKE TO BESTOW UPON YOU THE FIRST ANNUAL AWARDR EXCELLENCE IN BENG VERYSMART MAY YOU CONTINUE TO GRACE OUR INTERNET UITH YOUR WISDOM

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Purity

FIELDS ARRANGED BY PURITY MORE PURE SOCIOLOGY IS TUST APRED PSYCHOLOGY PSYCHOLOGY IS JUST APPLIED BIOLOGY. BIOLOGY IS JUST APPLIED CHEMISTRY WHICH IS JUST APPLIED PHYSCS. ITS NICE TO BE ON TOR OH, HEY,工DIDNT SEE YOU GUYS ALL THE WAY OVER THERE SocioLoGIST5 PSYCHOLOGISTS BIOLOGISTS CHEMIST5 PHYSICISTS MATHEMATICIANS

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Diode

WE NEED OKAY BUT FIRST YOU HURT YoU EMBARRASSEDIMSORRY. TO TALK. HOLD THE END MY FEEUNGS ME WITH MY FAMILY OF THIS DIODE. YESTERDAY. LAST WEEKEND.

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Consecutive Vowels

WAS RUNNING A FACTOR ANALYSIS ON THIS HUGE DATABASE, AND CHECK OUT WHAT IT FOUND: HUH? THIS CHART MAKES NO SENSE, WHAT- 1 凡CKM NQh. QUEUEING" SEXUAL AROUSAL CONSECUTIVE VOWELS

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CIA

WHAT PEOPLE HEAR: WHAT MATER EXPERTS HEAR: HACKERS BRIEFLY TOOK DOWN THE WEBSITE OFSOMEONE HACKED THE CIA YESTERDAY... INTO THE CoMPUTERS SoMEONE TORE DOW OF THE CIA! A POSTER HUNG UP BY THE CIA!!

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Airport Security

BUT IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT BoMBS, WHY ARE YOU LETTING ME KEEP MY LAPTOP BATTERIES? IF I OVERVOLTED THEM AND BREACHED THE CELS, IT WOULD MAKE A SIZEABE EXPLOSION. OH GOD. ITS OKAY DEAR. IN AMOMENT HEL REALIZE I HAVE A GOOD POINT AND RETURN MMY WATER.

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NASA

THE SIX WORDS YOU NEVER SAY AT NASA: AND BESIDES Proposal IT WORKS IN KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM. Oberth Koper

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Manuals

SOLVE PROBLEMS . CREATE PROBLEMS TOOLS THAT TOOLS THAT TOOLS THAT NEED TOOLS WHOSE MANUAL DONT NEED NEEDA A MANUAL BUT A MANUAL MANUAL DON'T HAVE ONE STARTS WITH HOW To READ THIS MANUAL

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Science-off

LJELCOME TO THE DEGREEAND AS HE SAID WHERE WE DETERMINE WHICH FIELD IS THE BEST PHYSICSWANNA GO FIRST? STANPCOLLECTING. PER 100,000 ALL SOENCE IS ETHER PHYSICS OR THANK YOU. SURE! ID LIKE To TELL THE STORY OF RICHARD FEYNMANS MANHATTAN PROJECTLUANNA LOCKPICKING PRANKS...GONEXT? GREAT! 1900 1150 OKAY THISI5 A GRAPH OF THE DEATH RATE FROM INFECTIOUS BO DISEASE IN THIS COUNTRY 10 THE HEROES OF MY FIELDWHILE THE HEROES OFJEEZ, WHAT THE HELL? HAVE SLAIN ONE OF | | YOUR FIELD GATHERED | |工THOUGHT THIS LAS SU THE FOUR HORSEMEN IN THE OF THE APOCALYPSE. SED DESERT TO TO BE FUN AND LIGHTHEARTED! CREATE A NEW ONE. YOU MUSTHAVE BEEN THSING OF STAMP COLLECTING BIO

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UHATS UP? DID YOU WIN? SITES DOUN. THEYRE ANNOUNCING THE WINNER OF THE COMPULSIVE PHONE- CHECKING CHAMPIONSHIP WERD. ItL KEEP REFRESHING.

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