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Anonymous The girl I love 81 KB JPG 11/27/23(Mon)07:48:18 No.75562756 >Be me, 20 year old in college >Meet mid-western girl who's in the Marine program >Strong blonde, cute and funny >She doesn't know it, but she has something "real" about her >From the first moment I saw her, she's the most beautiful girl I ever knew >Friendly with her, eventually ask her out >Forget I'm an ugly neet >rejectwannadie.jpg >Next semester, come back in shape and better in most ways >She's dating a guy named B >I want to hate him but B is a chubby dude who's actually a decent person >She doesn't choose guys based on looks it seems >I can't bring myself to hate him or her >We hang out sometimes, she says stuff like "I trust you" and other things >When I see B coming back from her room, it rips my heart a little >Is this what being cucked feels like? >Any advice Anons? >Ignore pic, it seemed funny
Anonymous The girl I love 81 KB JPG 11/27/23(Mon)07:48:18 No.75562756 >Be me, 20 year old in college >Meet mid-western girl who's in the Marine program >Strong blonde, cute and funny >She doesn't know it, but she has something "real" about her >From the first moment I saw her, she's the most beautiful girl I ever knew >Friendly with her, eventually ask her out >Forget I'm an ugly neet >rejectwannadie.jpg >Next semester, come back in shape and better in most ways >She's dating a guy named B >I want to hate him but B is a chubby dude who's actually a decent person >She doesn't choose guys based on looks it seems >I can't bring myself to hate him or her >We hang out sometimes, she says stuff like "I trust you" and other things >When I see B coming back from her room, it rips my heart a little >Is this what being cucked feels like? >Any advice Anons? >Ignore pic, it seemed funny

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Anon goes running | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/30/20(Wed)12:43:49 No.6026769 I went running once >never run >not very good at all >look super unnatural >cop pulls up, asks me if I'm ok, and if I'm running from someone sad day
Anonymous 09/30/20(Wed)12:43:49 No.6026769 I went running once >never run >not very good at all >look super unnatural >cop pulls up, asks me if I'm ok, and if I'm running from someone sad day

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Wario and Waluigi looking MFs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/26/23(Sun)18:21:03 No.140842492 AP440518012-1024x640.jpg 150 KB JPG >>140842410 (OP) # >Evil dictator is named Hitler >Second in command is named Himmler Who wrote this s---
: Anonymous 11/26/23(Sun)18:21:03 No.140842492 AP440518012-1024x640.jpg 150 KB JPG >>140842410 (OP) # >Evil dictator is named Hitler >Second in command is named Himmler Who wrote this s---

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Anon is a Swedish feminist | /r/Greentext

File: 1000020561.jpg (72 KB, 487x768) yes I was your intern. surprised? and now I'm your boss! well you shouldn't be. I always told you WOMEN are smarter! >hang out with the kids a bit and play games >take daughter to Herstory leadership school >take son to rough house fun time sports and gaming school >go to man work place delegation center Anonymous (ID: LeXh/HWI) 11/27/23 (Mon)11:25:06 No.450147510 >>450147600 I am a man who's a female supremacist. >wake up >wife is putting on her pant-suit and checking her SCRUM schedule for the day >lay in bed a bit while she stresses about makeup and office b------- >kiss her goodbye T >get allocated actual real work based on your strengths and weaknesses and not some b------- office job interview >hang out with your bros >get cat called by passing women as a morale boost >wife comes home looking tired and anxious >listen to her talk about b------- III >pick up kids from school >play some games at home and then make delicious dinner with all the nutrients and flavors >>450150024 >have her vent her frustrations with intense femme dom sex life is good once more Leave the b------- meetings, office politics, government bureaucracy and petty squabbles to the women, they love that s---. Men can do the stuff that WE like, such as heavy lifting, athletic competitions, coding, engineering, soldiering, gaming, hanging out with kids etc. Anonymous (ID: MictVPIK) 11/27/23 (Mon)11:26:09 No.450147600 ► >>450147890 >>450147510 (OP) I already knew all of this by looking at your flag
File: 1000020561.jpg (72 KB, 487x768) yes I was your intern. surprised? and now I'm your boss! well you shouldn't be. I always told you WOMEN are smarter! >hang out with the kids a bit and play games >take daughter to Herstory leadership school >take son to rough house fun time sports and gaming school >go to man work place delegation center Anonymous (ID: LeXh/HWI) 11/27/23 (Mon)11:25:06 No.450147510 >>450147600 I am a man who's a female supremacist. >wake up >wife is putting on her pant-suit and checking her SCRUM schedule for the day >lay in bed a bit while she stresses about makeup and office b------- >kiss her goodbye T >get allocated actual real work based on your strengths and weaknesses and not some b------- office job interview >hang out with your bros >get cat called by passing women as a morale boost >wife comes home looking tired and anxious >listen to her talk about b------- III >pick up kids from school >play some games at home and then make delicious dinner with all the nutrients and flavors >>450150024 >have her vent her frustrations with intense femme dom sex life is good once more Leave the b------- meetings, office politics, government bureaucracy and petty squabbles to the women, they love that s---. Men can do the stuff that WE like, such as heavy lifting, athletic competitions, coding, engineering, soldiering, gaming, hanging out with kids etc. Anonymous (ID: MictVPIK) 11/27/23 (Mon)11:26:09 No.450147600 ► >>450147890 >>450147510 (OP) I already knew all of this by looking at your flag

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Anon enters the gym | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 563 KB PNG *GYUHUH* I'M BREATHING IN, THE CHEMICALS. : Anonymous >enter gym woooaaahhhooohhh oohhhh 2 Replies / 2 Images 53 KB JPG 11/27/23(Mon)19:22:23 No.72917122 I'M WAKING UP. TO ASH AND DUST. I WIPE MY BROW I SWEAT MY RUST. 11/27/23(Mon)19:35:53 No.72917221 >I'M KEKKING IN >AND CRINGING OUT >NOSCOPING NORMIES IN THE DARK >THIS IS IT THE MEME- View Thread POCALYPSE >OH OH OH >I'M WAKING UP >I FEEL IT IN MY DOGE >ENOUGH TO MAKE MY PEPES OLD >WELCOME TO THE MEME PAGE >TO THE MEME PAGE >WELCOME TO THE MEME PAGE >TO THE MEME PAGE >OH OH OH OH OH >OH OH OH OH OH >S------- AND FARTING >S------- AND FARTING >OH OH OH OH OH >OH OH OH OH OH >S------- AND FARTING >S------- AND FARTING
: Anonymous 563 KB PNG *GYUHUH* I'M BREATHING IN, THE CHEMICALS. : Anonymous >enter gym woooaaahhhooohhh oohhhh 2 Replies / 2 Images 53 KB JPG 11/27/23(Mon)19:22:23 No.72917122 I'M WAKING UP. TO ASH AND DUST. I WIPE MY BROW I SWEAT MY RUST. 11/27/23(Mon)19:35:53 No.72917221 >I'M KEKKING IN >AND CRINGING OUT >NOSCOPING NORMIES IN THE DARK >THIS IS IT THE MEME- View Thread POCALYPSE >OH OH OH >I'M WAKING UP >I FEEL IT IN MY DOGE >ENOUGH TO MAKE MY PEPES OLD >WELCOME TO THE MEME PAGE >TO THE MEME PAGE >WELCOME TO THE MEME PAGE >TO THE MEME PAGE >OH OH OH OH OH >OH OH OH OH OH >S------- AND FARTING >S------- AND FARTING >OH OH OH OH OH >OH OH OH OH OH >S------- AND FARTING >S------- AND FARTING

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Anon rapes God | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2017 12:02:28 No.20030850 >>20030690 >that seems to be everyone's experience who ever came back to life after a NDE Well, I might have something new to contribute: >take several bottles of sleeping pills, meth and dmt, after not eating or sleeping for a week >die >see god >try to run >can't run >try to r--- him >"what the f--- get off me" >wake back up in body Guess you just need a strong r----or-flight instinct to be immortal.
Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2017 12:02:28 No.20030850 >>20030690 >that seems to be everyone's experience who ever came back to life after a NDE Well, I might have something new to contribute: >take several bottles of sleeping pills, meth and dmt, after not eating or sleeping for a week >die >see god >try to run >can't run >try to r--- him >"what the f--- get off me" >wake back up in body Guess you just need a strong r----or-flight instinct to be immortal.

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Torn & Tethered | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 37 KB JPG 11/27/23(Mon)04:00:28 No.75561363 >be me >doing coke for the first time >have been doing cocaine all night long >decide for when I redose this time to do 3 lines instead of my usual 2 >as soon as the 3rd line hits my entire world starts spinning im cold sweating violently so much im absolutely drenched rn dude >heart feels like its pounding out of my f------ chest h-------- bro help Im not ready to go yet please help I dont want to f------ die not yet please oh my f------ god dude h-------- this is horrible please help me
Anonymous 37 KB JPG 11/27/23(Mon)04:00:28 No.75561363 >be me >doing coke for the first time >have been doing cocaine all night long >decide for when I redose this time to do 3 lines instead of my usual 2 >as soon as the 3rd line hits my entire world starts spinning im cold sweating violently so much im absolutely drenched rn dude >heart feels like its pounding out of my f------ chest h-------- bro help Im not ready to go yet please help I dont want to f------ die not yet please oh my f------ god dude h-------- this is horrible please help me

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Anon gets surprised | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous My desire FROS 1.62 MB JPG 12/03/18(Mon)23:19:50 No.49648068 >be me >fap to p--- daily >damn I wish girls were real 12/03/18(Mon)23:21:40 No.49648098 : Anonymous Have I got a surprise for you f-----
: Anonymous My desire FROS 1.62 MB JPG 12/03/18(Mon)23:19:50 No.49648068 >be me >fap to p--- daily >damn I wish girls were real 12/03/18(Mon)23:21:40 No.49648098 : Anonymous Have I got a surprise for you f-----

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Anon the child predator | /r/Greentext

xXxTheChildPredatorxx lepon 0 friend requests : Anonymous 255 KB JPG 03/02/22(Wed)16:08:57 No.873686677 >watch Predator for the first time when I was 10 >think the predator is badass >get Xbox live >think of cool gamer tag >xxTheChildPredatorxx >nobody adds my friend requests >haven't the slightest clue why The fear I must have invoked in the hearts of parents when I sent their kids friend requests was probably astounding
xXxTheChildPredatorxx lepon 0 friend requests : Anonymous 255 KB JPG 03/02/22(Wed)16:08:57 No.873686677 >watch Predator for the first time when I was 10 >think the predator is badass >get Xbox live >think of cool gamer tag >xxTheChildPredatorxx >nobody adds my friend requests >haven't the slightest clue why The fear I must have invoked in the hearts of parents when I sent their kids friend requests was probably astounding

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Anon is a good boy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 47 KB JPG Anonymous 51 KB PNG 11/24/23(Fri)13:24:59 No.658465809 >game has morally good and bad routes and choices >always play the good guy >try to play the a------ route to spice it up for once >immediately feel bad and reload save to correct it. why can't i do it bro's? 11/24/23(Fri)13:26:06 No.658465872 >>658465809 (OP) # youre just a natural fren, fren
: Anonymous 47 KB JPG Anonymous 51 KB PNG 11/24/23(Fri)13:24:59 No.658465809 >game has morally good and bad routes and choices >always play the good guy >try to play the a------ route to spice it up for once >immediately feel bad and reload save to correct it. why can't i do it bro's? 11/24/23(Fri)13:26:06 No.658465872 >>658465809 (OP) # youre just a natural fren, fren

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Eros in Dreams | /r/Greentext

Anonymous i wish everyone who dies goes to hell no matter what 11/27/23(Mon)05:45:39 No.75562032 >has a dream where this girl from school gave me head >not sure if its a dream or not, it seemed pretty realistic but i woke up in bed >next day, goes to school >talks about the time the girl gave me head >she doesn't even responds, she just backs up and goes back to her seat I'm not going to that school ever f------ again 6 KB JPG
Anonymous i wish everyone who dies goes to hell no matter what 11/27/23(Mon)05:45:39 No.75562032 >has a dream where this girl from school gave me head >not sure if its a dream or not, it seemed pretty realistic but i woke up in bed >next day, goes to school >talks about the time the girl gave me head >she doesn't even responds, she just backs up and goes back to her seat I'm not going to that school ever f------ again 6 KB JPG

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Riddles of the Self | /r/Greentext

why am I the exception to inceldom A why am I the exception to ince(...) 11/27/23(Mon)03:57:56 No.75561345 64 KB JPG >be me >22 > fat my whole life > Arab in America > short > ugly imo but have had 3 girlfriends and sex with 9 girls while single, and every single one of them initiated/made the first move and a lot of them became borderline obsessed. My only redeeming qualities is being very good at making girls laugh and I come off as very charming, but that shouldn't be enough to offset the other stats. Could it be because I'm Arab and white girls see thrill or moral merit or some other liberal bull s--- in f------ me? Got lucky in high school and it's just this easy in college to f---? any theories?
why am I the exception to inceldom A why am I the exception to ince(...) 11/27/23(Mon)03:57:56 No.75561345 64 KB JPG >be me >22 > fat my whole life > Arab in America > short > ugly imo but have had 3 girlfriends and sex with 9 girls while single, and every single one of them initiated/made the first move and a lot of them became borderline obsessed. My only redeeming qualities is being very good at making girls laugh and I come off as very charming, but that shouldn't be enough to offset the other stats. Could it be because I'm Arab and white girls see thrill or moral merit or some other liberal bull s--- in f------ me? Got lucky in high school and it's just this easy in college to f---? any theories?

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Normies' Playbook | /r/Greentext

What are things normies do that you don't do What are things normies do tha(...) 96 KB JPG 11/27/23(Mon)05:45:20 No.75562031 I'll start >watch sports >go to the gym >go on dating apps >go to the bar >drink alcohol >eat meat >do drugs >watch modern films >watch modern television shows >listen to modern music >attend family gatherings >drive
What are things normies do that you don't do What are things normies do tha(...) 96 KB JPG 11/27/23(Mon)05:45:20 No.75562031 I'll start >watch sports >go to the gym >go on dating apps >go to the bar >drink alcohol >eat meat >do drugs >watch modern films >watch modern television shows >listen to modern music >attend family gatherings >drive

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AAIIIEEEE SAVE ME MILES-SAMA! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous NEK : Anonymous 11/27/23(Mon)05:53:49 No.658728801 1700952005887096.png 337 KB PNG >AAAAH SAVE ME MILES! VENOM WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND THE FRIDGE IS JUST TOO STRONG! ONAR AESTHET YOUTUBE 11/27/23(Mon)05:54:55 No.658728913 >Fridge Boss >"You better start runnin'." >>658729112 # >>658729228 # >>658730181 # >>658730498 # >>658731525 # >>658731661 # >>658731983 # >>658732416 # >>658732702 # >>658732760 # >>658732767 # >>658732808 # >>658733134 # >>658733195 # >>658733628 # >>658734161 # >>658734713 # >>658734803 # >>658734805 # >>658736660 # >>658736839 # >>658739152 # >>658739312 # >>658740146 # >>658740186 # >>658741206 # >>658741306 # >>658743605 # >>658743759 # >>658743953 # >>658744021 # >>658750754 # >>658750862 # >>658753880 # >>658756980 # >>658757410 # >>658757836 # >>658757870 # >>658758275 # >>658758737 # >>658759304 # >>658759914 # >>658759994 # >>658760728 # >>658760959 # >>658761121 # >>658761267 # >>658761743 #
: Anonymous NEK : Anonymous 11/27/23(Mon)05:53:49 No.658728801 1700952005887096.png 337 KB PNG >AAAAH SAVE ME MILES! VENOM WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND THE FRIDGE IS JUST TOO STRONG! ONAR AESTHET YOUTUBE 11/27/23(Mon)05:54:55 No.658728913 >Fridge Boss >"You better start runnin'." >>658729112 # >>658729228 # >>658730181 # >>658730498 # >>658731525 # >>658731661 # >>658731983 # >>658732416 # >>658732702 # >>658732760 # >>658732767 # >>658732808 # >>658733134 # >>658733195 # >>658733628 # >>658734161 # >>658734713 # >>658734803 # >>658734805 # >>658736660 # >>658736839 # >>658739152 # >>658739312 # >>658740146 # >>658740186 # >>658741206 # >>658741306 # >>658743605 # >>658743759 # >>658743953 # >>658744021 # >>658750754 # >>658750862 # >>658753880 # >>658756980 # >>658757410 # >>658757836 # >>658757870 # >>658758275 # >>658758737 # >>658759304 # >>658759914 # >>658759994 # >>658760728 # >>658760959 # >>658761121 # >>658761267 # >>658761743 #

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Even mutts have their pride | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/26/23(Sun)04:39:35 No.48975365 F--- off. We do not want your kind out here ) 1 What causes this? 227 KB JPG F
Anonymous 11/26/23(Sun)04:39:35 No.48975365 F--- off. We do not want your kind out here ) 1 What causes this? 227 KB JPG F

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Doom bros. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 20 KB PNG Anonymous 82 KB PNG Anonymous 11/25/23(Sat)14:13:46 No.658611492 Doom Guy is canonically the descendant of B.J. Blazkowicz which makes Doom Guy........ polish... 11/25/23(Sat)14:14:47 No.658611582 6 11/25/23(Sat)14:16:41 No.658611738 ETHNICITY ESTIMATE BRAZILIAN 79% MEXICAN 13% CHINESE 7% JEWISH 1%
Anonymous 20 KB PNG Anonymous 82 KB PNG Anonymous 11/25/23(Sat)14:13:46 No.658611492 Doom Guy is canonically the descendant of B.J. Blazkowicz which makes Doom Guy........ polish... 11/25/23(Sat)14:14:47 No.658611582 6 11/25/23(Sat)14:16:41 No.658611738 ETHNICITY ESTIMATE BRAZILIAN 79% MEXICAN 13% CHINESE 7% JEWISH 1%

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Anon admires Henry Ford | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: BjX1uWQS Henry Ford 11/27/23(Mon)13:12:24 No.450094650 >paid above market wages >limited working day to 8 hours >researched jews' origins and said they are not the people of the Old Testament but imposters >published the international jew >said that jews had infiltrated Protestantism in America and were subverting the religion >member of the America First committee advocating neutrality from European wars 165 KB PNG Why haven't they been able to demonize him yet? He's basically American Hitler. Is Ford untouchable? We should use this guy more in our messaging.
Anonymous (ID: BjX1uWQS Henry Ford 11/27/23(Mon)13:12:24 No.450094650 >paid above market wages >limited working day to 8 hours >researched jews' origins and said they are not the people of the Old Testament but imposters >published the international jew >said that jews had infiltrated Protestantism in America and were subverting the religion >member of the America First committee advocating neutrality from European wars 165 KB PNG Why haven't they been able to demonize him yet? He's basically American Hitler. Is Ford untouchable? We should use this guy more in our messaging.

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Anon is baffled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/27/23(Mon)01:02:47 No.909962797 128 KB JPG >sleep with a girl >smells like dead animals down there >h-------- it's unbearable and I am not even going down on her but I can still smells the stench >she leaves, I take a shower >hopefully she just had a bad day >invite her over again 3 days later >fuuuuckkkk the same stench is going to kill me >she leaves after sex >text her that I don't want to see her again because I am moving >few days later, start masturbating >oh no f--- no it's the same smell Holy f--- what a plot twist, my d--- was the one producing the smell It's so bad, I dont understand I shower almost everyday
: Anonymous 11/27/23(Mon)01:02:47 No.909962797 128 KB JPG >sleep with a girl >smells like dead animals down there >h-------- it's unbearable and I am not even going down on her but I can still smells the stench >she leaves, I take a shower >hopefully she just had a bad day >invite her over again 3 days later >fuuuuckkkk the same stench is going to kill me >she leaves after sex >text her that I don't want to see her again because I am moving >few days later, start masturbating >oh no f--- no it's the same smell Holy f--- what a plot twist, my d--- was the one producing the smell It's so bad, I dont understand I shower almost everyday

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They didn't think this one through did they. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ? 11/26/23(Sun)09:13:41 No.192512895 Disney.. WISH 67 KB JPG >gets an opportunity to have every wish of hers granted >immediately turns herself white What did Disney mean by this?
Anonymous ? 11/26/23(Sun)09:13:41 No.192512895 Disney.. WISH 67 KB JPG >gets an opportunity to have every wish of hers granted >immediately turns herself white What did Disney mean by this?

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Anon is a brave chad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ACHILL AALE AND no hr 11/26/23(Sun)23:30:30 No.22761558 How to Write Effective Horror Screenshot_20231126-142801_YouTube.jpg 152 KB JPG Horror is the worst genre I've never been scared by a book ever 18 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous >>22761558 (OP) # is that a girl or a boy? 11/27/23 (Mon)02:05:32 No.22762066
: Anonymous ACHILL AALE AND no hr 11/26/23(Sun)23:30:30 No.22761558 How to Write Effective Horror Screenshot_20231126-142801_YouTube.jpg 152 KB JPG Horror is the worst genre I've never been scared by a book ever 18 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous >>22761558 (OP) # is that a girl or a boy? 11/27/23 (Mon)02:05:32 No.22762066

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