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I'm COMING OVER U Better NOT Be astral projecting in an interdimensional field of apotheotic consciousness

I'm COMING OVER U Better NOT Be astral projecting in an interdimensional field of apotheotic consciousness

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Buffering... LOOP LMNOP

Buffering... LOOP LMNOP

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Dogs arent real

Robo Bitch @getfvcked69. 6h A lot of people get confused when it comes to #dogs_arent_real Dogs are a hallucination caused by thousands of years of believing they exist. They are so deep ingrained in our biology and psyche most people go insane when they realize our mind makes them up to protect our sanity. AK O 22 1 ogs aren't real and you' never seen one 9 wiki How to Approach 소

Robo Bitch @getfvcked69. 6h A lot of people get confused when it comes to #dogs_arent_real Dogs are a hallucination caused by thousands of years of believing they exist. They are so deep ingrained in our biology and psyche most people go insane when they realize our mind makes them up to protect our sanity. AK O 22 1 ogs aren't real and you' never seen one 9 wiki How to Approach 소

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egg

● ● Parts of an Egg Shell: Most nutritious part of an egg. Albumen: Disgusting white stuffs. Tastes bad. Yolk: Known to contain the soul of the egg. • Salmonella (optional): Unknown entity. Yolk Albumen Shell Salmonella

● ● Parts of an Egg Shell: Most nutritious part of an egg. Albumen: Disgusting white stuffs. Tastes bad. Yolk: Known to contain the soul of the egg. • Salmonella (optional): Unknown entity. Yolk Albumen Shell Salmonella

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So full of eating pills now

YOU CAN ONLY PICK 2 Your poop is Subway sandwiches Diane's boyfriend won't return her calls Did you remember to get bread? Clocks are never Every movie you accurate in your watch stars presence Ernest P. Worrell Hummus You always smell like a barista Did you know zebras skin is striped too? What's the deal with airline food? JH

YOU CAN ONLY PICK 2 Your poop is Subway sandwiches Diane's boyfriend won't return her calls Did you remember to get bread? Clocks are never Every movie you accurate in your watch stars presence Ernest P. Worrell Hummus You always smell like a barista Did you know zebras skin is striped too? What's the deal with airline food? JH

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you have to pick one

YOU CAN ONLY PICK 0

YOU CAN ONLY PICK 0

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crab racoon

4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Siu Mai (4 pieces) Har-Gow (Shrimp Dumplings) (5 pieces) Crab Raccoon (8 Pieces). Fried Wonton (12 Pieces) Fried Dumplings (8) Steamed Dumplings (8) Vegetable Dumplings (Fried or Steamed). ad Chore Rihe (Small)

4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Siu Mai (4 pieces) Har-Gow (Shrimp Dumplings) (5 pieces) Crab Raccoon (8 Pieces). Fried Wonton (12 Pieces) Fried Dumplings (8) Steamed Dumplings (8) Vegetable Dumplings (Fried or Steamed). ad Chore Rihe (Small)

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do not

Whoa. 400 WI O $1165 O -NO DON'T BONG THE KIDNEYS

Whoa. 400 WI O $1165 O -NO DON'T BONG THE KIDNEYS

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Very deep

=! ONLY FOR VERY FAR AWAY HORSE GAME OF THE YEAR EDITION HORSE IS NOW EVEN FARTHER AWAY NINTENDO GAMECUBETM Nintendo Sear TEEN CONTENT RATED B ESRB SA DELICIOUS

=! ONLY FOR VERY FAR AWAY HORSE GAME OF THE YEAR EDITION HORSE IS NOW EVEN FARTHER AWAY NINTENDO GAMECUBETM Nintendo Sear TEEN CONTENT RATED B ESRB SA DELICIOUS

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NOOOO the dog

my dog just ate half a chocolate bar and now he's doing this in the living room

my dog just ate half a chocolate bar and now he's doing this in the living room

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he took the pills

HEURT LESS OH S--- I TOOK BOTH PILLS AND kirk NOW I'M STUCK IN HER P worcester massachusetts

HEURT LESS OH S--- I TOOK BOTH PILLS AND kirk NOW I'M STUCK IN HER P worcester massachusetts

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banana

SUGGESTIONS

SUGGESTIONS

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Can you just say no

NO! A RESPONSIBLE ADULT SAYS NO TO NON-ORIENTABLE SHAPES ALD Axbord so

NO! A RESPONSIBLE ADULT SAYS NO TO NON-ORIENTABLE SHAPES ALD Axbord so

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Yet another pill meme.

YOU CAN ONLY PICK 2 A sidekick clam that you're not allowed to eat Free pinto beans for your enemies 12 cups of radioactive spaghetti One million ants (you're scared of ants) Cosmetic brain surgery (to make it smooth) Become a glass of lemon- lime soda Mayonnaise Gloves Communicate with Craig Immortality (you're married to Danny DeVito)

YOU CAN ONLY PICK 2 A sidekick clam that you're not allowed to eat Free pinto beans for your enemies 12 cups of radioactive spaghetti One million ants (you're scared of ants) Cosmetic brain surgery (to make it smooth) Become a glass of lemon- lime soda Mayonnaise Gloves Communicate with Craig Immortality (you're married to Danny DeVito)

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you are

DIE EODEE 3539 CRE You are not a dumpster fire. You are a multidimensional dumpster phoenix. V Mung SC

DIE EODEE 3539 CRE You are not a dumpster fire. You are a multidimensional dumpster phoenix. V Mung SC

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Another pill meme

YOU CAN ONLY PICK 2 The next 100 dreams are vivid nightmares Charged with manslaughter Food tastes like honey roasted ham for 2 years Diagnosed with heart arrhythmia 30 minutes of being naked in public Pay a $5,000 fine Broken nose Stay in bed for 2 weeks straight 20 mandatory jumping jacks each day

YOU CAN ONLY PICK 2 The next 100 dreams are vivid nightmares Charged with manslaughter Food tastes like honey roasted ham for 2 years Diagnosed with heart arrhythmia 30 minutes of being naked in public Pay a $5,000 fine Broken nose Stay in bed for 2 weeks straight 20 mandatory jumping jacks each day

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A pill meme

YOU CAN ONLY PICK 2 You can have 1 leaf of your choosing Your arms are 12 feet long (unlimited pudding) Own 6 thousand dragons Become a worm for 25 years Be a pirate every other day Revive Betty White Taylor Swift feeds you like a baby bird Raise cattle (they are vampires) Your crush loves you (you're an olive)

YOU CAN ONLY PICK 2 You can have 1 leaf of your choosing Your arms are 12 feet long (unlimited pudding) Own 6 thousand dragons Become a worm for 25 years Be a pirate every other day Revive Betty White Taylor Swift feeds you like a baby bird Raise cattle (they are vampires) Your crush loves you (you're an olive)

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Good Point

Dogs aren't real and you've never seen one wiki How to Approach a Shy or Fearful Dog

Dogs aren't real and you've never seen one wiki How to Approach a Shy or Fearful Dog

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He's Gone Into 4D

my dog just Solidify living room Mode Simple 2m and now he's doing this in the Thickness

my dog just Solidify living room Mode Simple 2m and now he's doing this in the Thickness

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Me Too Thanks

Every morning I wake up and put on my little human mask

Every morning I wake up and put on my little human mask

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