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Tearing up
![So, this really happened the other day... Me at Wal Mart XBox Section. Rando: you play? Me: uh yea Rando: what game? Me: ESO Rando: No way what's your gamertag? *i close my eyes in hesitation* Mattheus? Rando: The MATTHEUS?! E Me: am i the only one? Ive seen others. Rando: ex el mattheus el ex? Me: no, those are eyes not els Rando: BET! so youre the Imperial guy that no one can kill?! Me: ive been killed many times Rando: well f--- i cant kill you, it takes an entire army! Me: whats your gamertag? Me: whats your gamertag? Rando: i cant give that out my dad told me not to. Me: understood Rando: so you're the Actual Imperial... *i cut him off* yes, The Mattheus lacomus Emericus, Count of Cheydinhal, Lord of House Emericus, Former Legate of the 15th and retired from the 1st, former Potens Justice & Militum of The Imperial Republic, Protector of Cyrodiil, and Praetor to the Emperor and the Chains of the Empire.. *Randos face lights up with almost tears in his eyes* Bruh! I Hate you in PvP so much, can i like have your autograph tho?! I actually gave him my gamnertag autograph so yea](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/661/037/a7a.jpg)
![So, this really happened the other day... Me at Wal Mart XBox Section. Rando: you play? Me: uh yea Rando: what game? Me: ESO Rando: No way what's your gamertag? *i close my eyes in hesitation* Mattheus? Rando: The MATTHEUS?! E Me: am i the only one? Ive seen others. Rando: ex el mattheus el ex? Me: no, those are eyes not els Rando: BET! so youre the Imperial guy that no one can kill?! Me: ive been killed many times Rando: well f--- i cant kill you, it takes an entire army! Me: whats your gamertag? Me: whats your gamertag? Rando: i cant give that out my dad told me not to. Me: understood Rando: so you're the Actual Imperial... *i cut him off* yes, The Mattheus lacomus Emericus, Count of Cheydinhal, Lord of House Emericus, Former Legate of the 15th and retired from the 1st, former Potens Justice & Militum of The Imperial Republic, Protector of Cyrodiil, and Praetor to the Emperor and the Chains of the Empire.. *Randos face lights up with almost tears in his eyes* Bruh! I Hate you in PvP so much, can i like have your autograph tho?! I actually gave him my gamnertag autograph so yea](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/661/037/a7a.jpg)
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You Have Gotta be Kidding
![LIVE - Following For You Q I asked him what he wanted to accomplish in "Kindergarten" and he said he wanted to learn how to successfully transplant a variety of native plants without them dying, and also get really good at chess. So, that's what we're doing. This is homeschooling. 46.6K ... 2356 2109](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/661/029/3ea.png)
![LIVE - Following For You Q I asked him what he wanted to accomplish in "Kindergarten" and he said he wanted to learn how to successfully transplant a variety of native plants without them dying, and also get really good at chess. So, that's what we're doing. This is homeschooling. 46.6K ... 2356 2109](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/661/029/3ea.png)
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Had to Add The Applause
![5d My son is deaf and I am hearing. When standing on a line in a grocery store, my son and I will having a conversation (in sign language). The lady behind me didnt know I was hearing and she said to the man with her. Oh what a waste, they are deaf. I quickly turned around and gave her my unfiltered opinion on her remark. Lets just say she left her shopping cart and walked out. The store employees applauded me. 497 likes Reply](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/661/024/9f4.jpg)
![5d My son is deaf and I am hearing. When standing on a line in a grocery store, my son and I will having a conversation (in sign language). The lady behind me didnt know I was hearing and she said to the man with her. Oh what a waste, they are deaf. I quickly turned around and gave her my unfiltered opinion on her remark. Lets just say she left her shopping cart and walked out. The store employees applauded me. 497 likes Reply](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/661/024/9f4.jpg)
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That Child Didn't Say That
![Follow Cynfully I was telling my 7 yo daughter a story about her brother when he was little and she said "I was just a ghost soul then trying to find you. I'm glad I did." I cried and reached for her hand. she patted and pushed it away, "there there. pull yourself together" sweet and savage 11:13 AM 08 Sep 23 5,557 Views 11 Reposts 1 Quote 271 Likes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/661/023/234.png)
![Follow Cynfully I was telling my 7 yo daughter a story about her brother when he was little and she said "I was just a ghost soul then trying to find you. I'm glad I did." I cried and reached for her hand. she patted and pushed it away, "there there. pull yourself together" sweet and savage 11:13 AM 08 Sep 23 5,557 Views 11 Reposts 1 Quote 271 Likes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/661/023/234.png)
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Sure They Did
![don't bore us @DontBoreUs My high school had such a large population of emos that when My Chemical Romance broke up they announced it via the PA and offered extra counselling that day](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/661/020/d69.jpg)
![don't bore us @DontBoreUs My high school had such a large population of emos that when My Chemical Romance broke up they announced it via the PA and offered extra counselling that day](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/661/020/d69.jpg)
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This Can't be Real
![So proud of my youngest! She was in line for lunch at school today, it was French toast sticks and sausage. The boy in front of her said No to the sausage and she called him a communist She's in kindergarten #proudparent Like 5 people like this. Comment Share Stitch It](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/661/019/50e.jpg)
![So proud of my youngest! She was in line for lunch at school today, it was French toast sticks and sausage. The boy in front of her said No to the sausage and she called him a communist She's in kindergarten #proudparent Like 5 people like this. Comment Share Stitch It](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/661/019/50e.jpg)
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College is Crazy
![deanprincesster-deactivated2017 professor is 6 mins late to first class ayyyy deanprincesster so ten minutes after class was supposed to start someone throws a book at the whiteboard and everyone goes silent as this guy in a baseball cap leaps over his desk to the front of the room and says "I guess we can start class now. we're gonna start by talking about my favorite subject: me" my professor is a really young dude and disguised himself as a student](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/641/866/b61.jpg)
![deanprincesster-deactivated2017 professor is 6 mins late to first class ayyyy deanprincesster so ten minutes after class was supposed to start someone throws a book at the whiteboard and everyone goes silent as this guy in a baseball cap leaps over his desk to the front of the room and says "I guess we can start class now. we're gonna start by talking about my favorite subject: me" my professor is a really young dude and disguised himself as a student](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/641/866/b61.jpg)
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Mean Girls
![LIVE GINS KIP FURE REARE Following For You Repost > me leaving the book aisle after two girls were laughing at "how tired I looked" "how ratty my outfit was" and "how it was silly that I was filming" THE PERFECT MAR MARRIAGE for I want to say thank you to @ your amazing employee that we... more ♫ Cardigan by Taylor swift edited ver... 1.5M 22.5K 49.5K 6082](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/641/664/ab5.jpg)
![LIVE GINS KIP FURE REARE Following For You Repost > me leaving the book aisle after two girls were laughing at "how tired I looked" "how ratty my outfit was" and "how it was silly that I was filming" THE PERFECT MAR MARRIAGE for I want to say thank you to @ your amazing employee that we... more ♫ Cardigan by Taylor swift edited ver... 1.5M 22.5K 49.5K 6082](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/641/664/ab5.jpg)
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Donut Shop Drama
![Comment on "When Karens Mess With The Wrong People.." @tm8747. 2 weeks ago the donut drive thru, i had a problem with a karen running her mouth and telling everyone to shut up. as she got of her car and left her car running, i simple walked over to her car and placed it in drive, and the car did the rest!, it drove across a street and hit the curb across the road and stopped, in my time i got my order and so did everyone else, in line, the police rolled up, the donut shop told what happen and they arrested her FOR LEAVING A RUNNING CAR IN A DRIVE THRU. THE DONUT SHOP OWNER TOLD ON A LATER DAY, THAT THE COPS WANTED TO SHAKE MY HAND FOR WHAT I DID STUPID IS STUPID. 目 2 2 ⠀](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/641/663/457.png)
![Comment on "When Karens Mess With The Wrong People.." @tm8747. 2 weeks ago the donut drive thru, i had a problem with a karen running her mouth and telling everyone to shut up. as she got of her car and left her car running, i simple walked over to her car and placed it in drive, and the car did the rest!, it drove across a street and hit the curb across the road and stopped, in my time i got my order and so did everyone else, in line, the police rolled up, the donut shop told what happen and they arrested her FOR LEAVING A RUNNING CAR IN A DRIVE THRU. THE DONUT SHOP OWNER TOLD ON A LATER DAY, THAT THE COPS WANTED TO SHAKE MY HAND FOR WHAT I DID STUPID IS STUPID. 目 2 2 ⠀](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/641/663/457.png)
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What
![Back in the 70's I couldn't get a student loan because I didn't meet the criteria for affirmative action (too pale). I was going to be a doctor (and have the mind for it - IQ over 160 & remember everything I've read). So I ended up going into poverty instead for about a dozen years. And society ended up losing what my own doctors say would have made a good doctor. 3d Like Reply 7509](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/641/662/3a4.jpg)
![Back in the 70's I couldn't get a student loan because I didn't meet the criteria for affirmative action (too pale). I was going to be a doctor (and have the mind for it - IQ over 160 & remember everything I've read). So I ended up going into poverty instead for about a dozen years. And society ended up losing what my own doctors say would have made a good doctor. 3d Like Reply 7509](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/641/662/3a4.jpg)
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Really?
![THE ATF C 2mo ago (edited) I Open Carry EVERY SINGLE DAY. The best situation I ever had was when an elderly woman approached me in the grocery store and said "I want to thank you for open carrying in here today. I feel so much safer." So I abandoned my cart and took over hers and said "Let me escort you in your shopping today." Walking and talking with her in the grocery store made my day. I have actually met you while Open Carrying in Fort Worth. Thigh rig, full retention holster. 97](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/641/661/efa.jpg)
![THE ATF C 2mo ago (edited) I Open Carry EVERY SINGLE DAY. The best situation I ever had was when an elderly woman approached me in the grocery store and said "I want to thank you for open carrying in here today. I feel so much safer." So I abandoned my cart and took over hers and said "Let me escort you in your shopping today." Walking and talking with her in the grocery store made my day. I have actually met you while Open Carrying in Fort Worth. Thigh rig, full retention holster. 97](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/641/661/efa.jpg)
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Actual Doctor Said This
![Today at 4:33 PM yeah last time i was at the doctors office the doctor was like "holy you're so tall and shredded" and i was like yeah i get that a lot and he was like "no seriously you're a genetic freak dude sick gains im a doctor" and i was like yeah cool man thanks](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/558/948/9d0.png)
![Today at 4:33 PM yeah last time i was at the doctors office the doctor was like "holy you're so tall and shredded" and i was like yeah i get that a lot and he was like "no seriously you're a genetic freak dude sick gains im a doctor" and i was like yeah cool man thanks](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/558/948/9d0.png)
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good for you
![Posts Photos Bless these sweet guys at H.E.B. Guess there is hope... Cashier: Ma'am may I see your ID please? Me: Sure! Life events Smart kid. : Cashier: uh, Holy I'm so sorry to cuss in front of you ma'am. But that's NOT the year or age i was thinking i would see. I thought you were about 25. No disrespect. Shows the Guy Bagging: What?!! No way!! Me: y'all are sweet. But yes, it's true. Cashier: well, keep doin what you're doin. Or thank your family for good genes. (Best Spring Break Ever ●●● €](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/558/944/ef0.png)
![Posts Photos Bless these sweet guys at H.E.B. Guess there is hope... Cashier: Ma'am may I see your ID please? Me: Sure! Life events Smart kid. : Cashier: uh, Holy I'm so sorry to cuss in front of you ma'am. But that's NOT the year or age i was thinking i would see. I thought you were about 25. No disrespect. Shows the Guy Bagging: What?!! No way!! Me: y'all are sweet. But yes, it's true. Cashier: well, keep doin what you're doin. Or thank your family for good genes. (Best Spring Break Ever ●●● €](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/558/944/ef0.png)
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Incredible
![+3+ 52m In high school I was the most popular kid there and i was a huge stoner. Anyways I was in the back of class and I smoked probably class to an ounce and was blowing it out the window until the teacher noticed smoking smelling and he came to me right as I was hitting my joint and i held it in and he kept an eye on me the rest of class. I held my breath for 9 minutes straight and the second he looking away I blew it out the window. The cute girl sitting next to was so impressed she asked to smoke with me so I took her home and we smoked and then had sex. I pounded her for like 3 hours and she came atleast 20 times. Man high schoo was awesome for me. 40+ 0↓](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/558/941/3c1.jpg)
![+3+ 52m In high school I was the most popular kid there and i was a huge stoner. Anyways I was in the back of class and I smoked probably class to an ounce and was blowing it out the window until the teacher noticed smoking smelling and he came to me right as I was hitting my joint and i held it in and he kept an eye on me the rest of class. I held my breath for 9 minutes straight and the second he looking away I blew it out the window. The cute girl sitting next to was so impressed she asked to smoke with me so I took her home and we smoked and then had sex. I pounded her for like 3 hours and she came atleast 20 times. Man high schoo was awesome for me. 40+ 0↓](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/558/941/3c1.jpg)
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These People
![@ I had a guy try mugging me this morning with a tiny pocket knife. So I Just reached behind my trench coat and unsheathed my sword. And he Immediately pocketed his knife and said he made a mistake targeting me Imao. These people. 3 go](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/558/939/b16.jpg)
![@ I had a guy try mugging me this morning with a tiny pocket knife. So I Just reached behind my trench coat and unsheathed my sword. And he Immediately pocketed his knife and said he made a mistake targeting me Imao. These people. 3 go](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/558/939/b16.jpg)
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True Story
![Dr. 15 February 2020 MD Real conversation today. Obstetrician: This baby looks really amazing. How old are you again Dr. P Me: Almost 42. Me: Obstetrician: This is truly amazing. What in the world are you taking? Me: My inventions. Boston C, Lightning in a Bottle, Megadose Vitamin C, Pixie Dust Magnesium and Doctor's Shake. Obstetrician: Do you mind if I start prescribing those to my patients? ... General Freq 6.0M Depth 7.0cm Sector 100% Gain 50% FrRate High FPS 40Hz Dyn 80dB Persist 3 Map 4 Chroma 0 Power 0 MI<0.68 Clarity Med](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/558/936/adc.jpg)
![Dr. 15 February 2020 MD Real conversation today. Obstetrician: This baby looks really amazing. How old are you again Dr. P Me: Almost 42. Me: Obstetrician: This is truly amazing. What in the world are you taking? Me: My inventions. Boston C, Lightning in a Bottle, Megadose Vitamin C, Pixie Dust Magnesium and Doctor's Shake. Obstetrician: Do you mind if I start prescribing those to my patients? ... General Freq 6.0M Depth 7.0cm Sector 100% Gain 50% FrRate High FPS 40Hz Dyn 80dB Persist 3 Map 4 Chroma 0 Power 0 MI<0.68 Clarity Med](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/558/936/adc.jpg)
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