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I asked this girl out in high school and she told me to lose weight and she'd think about it. So, I lost weight, gained confidence and when she asked me out I told her Lose weight and ll think about it. One of my proudest moments. 14:54 · 02/05/2022 · Twitter for Android 15 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 1,929 Likes

I asked this girl out in high school and she told me to lose weight and she'd think about it. So, I lost weight, gained confidence and when she asked me out I told her Lose weight and ll think about it. One of my proudest moments. 14:54 · 02/05/2022 · Twitter for Android 15 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 1,929 Likes

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What?

My wife and I were eating breakfast at Denny's a few Sundays ago and the only seats available were two that faced away from the door, people who know me know that having been a MARINE, I don't do well facing away from the threat. Before I continue, let me give you a bit of background on my qualifications: 3 time rifle marksman badge, Good Conduct Ribbon, Sea Service Deployment Ribbon and a DD-214 that has the numbers "0311" on it, that's right, Infantry. I served from 1978 to 1982 during the Cold War and almost daily we were told to stand by for orders because things were so tense in the world but tha call never came because Russians ain no fools. So were eating breakfast when I hear the entrance door open slowly just as the waitress dropped a tray of glasses and without hesitating, I screamed "Fire In The Hole" jumped up holding the fork I was using and pressed it against the young man's throat who was entering the building, the young man froze and our eyes locked, I saw fear, he saw ice and death. I stood down, surveyed the restaurant and informed everyone that I was and always will be a UNITED STATES MARINE to which they applauded and even paid for our breakfast, The moral of the story is when you see a truck plastered with USMC gear, tread lightly because a carelss move could cost you your life.

My wife and I were eating breakfast at Denny's a few Sundays ago and the only seats available were two that faced away from the door, people who know me know that having been a MARINE, I don't do well facing away from the threat. Before I continue, let me give you a bit of background on my qualifications: 3 time rifle marksman badge, Good Conduct Ribbon, Sea Service Deployment Ribbon and a DD-214 that has the numbers "0311" on it, that's right, Infantry. I served from 1978 to 1982 during the Cold War and almost daily we were told to stand by for orders because things were so tense in the world but tha call never came because Russians ain no fools. So were eating breakfast when I hear the entrance door open slowly just as the waitress dropped a tray of glasses and without hesitating, I screamed "Fire In The Hole" jumped up holding the fork I was using and pressed it against the young man's throat who was entering the building, the young man froze and our eyes locked, I saw fear, he saw ice and death. I stood down, surveyed the restaurant and informed everyone that I was and always will be a UNITED STATES MARINE to which they applauded and even paid for our breakfast, The moral of the story is when you see a truck plastered with USMC gear, tread lightly because a carelss move could cost you your life.

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Good Looking French Toast for Something a Six-Year-Old Made

Follow theoffice Original Audio Come out the bathroom to see the 6 year old cooked the rest Jof the french toast and the 2 year old is cutting up her orange 171,801 likes Cool, calm and collected 区

Follow theoffice Original Audio Come out the bathroom to see the 6 year old cooked the rest Jof the french toast and the 2 year old is cutting up her orange 171,801 likes Cool, calm and collected 区

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The Trip That Was Never Booked

TR THE SHADE ROOM I ask this woman l've been talking to for a minute for $100. I get a what do you need it for? When do I get it back? A whole bunch of questions lol. I planned a trip for us in the Mountains in Colorado for 4 days. Hotel cost per night $200...white water rafting $150 per person...zip lining $125 per person...hot air balloon $250 per person...SUV rental $80/day...not to mention food cost. I had all this covered. Just cancelled everything and got my deposits back. I didn't need the $100 I was just seeing what type of response l'd get if I asked for it. I didn't ask when do I get my money back when I was planning the vacation I was just handling business. People don't think long term. Test failed.

TR THE SHADE ROOM I ask this woman l've been talking to for a minute for $100. I get a what do you need it for? When do I get it back? A whole bunch of questions lol. I planned a trip for us in the Mountains in Colorado for 4 days. Hotel cost per night $200...white water rafting $150 per person...zip lining $125 per person...hot air balloon $250 per person...SUV rental $80/day...not to mention food cost. I had all this covered. Just cancelled everything and got my deposits back. I didn't need the $100 I was just seeing what type of response l'd get if I asked for it. I didn't ask when do I get my money back when I was planning the vacation I was just handling business. People don't think long term. Test failed.

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The Vigilante

I don't call the cops. The cops call me. Literally. You have no idea how strong I am. I'm tougher as a lone vigilante than a gang of 5 cops are together. One time l apprehended six robbers in the hood with my bear hands... when the cops showed up they thanked me and tried to recruit me. I said I work alone.

I don't call the cops. The cops call me. Literally. You have no idea how strong I am. I'm tougher as a lone vigilante than a gang of 5 cops are together. One time l apprehended six robbers in the hood with my bear hands... when the cops showed up they thanked me and tried to recruit me. I said I work alone.

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Yeah, Sure, You Definitely Did That Years Ago And Just Found It

FAMI FAMILY LOWDOWN TIPS & IDEAS • 10 h. A ... I found this drawing recently which I did at school when I was about 15. I think I drew my future son and never realised it. O Like Comment N Send and 28.4k others All comments v

FAMI FAMILY LOWDOWN TIPS & IDEAS • 10 h. A ... I found this drawing recently which I did at school when I was about 15. I think I drew my future son and never realised it. O Like Comment N Send and 28.4k others All comments v

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So Realistic

Andv My 13-year-old daughter raised her hand in class and asked, "why won't Joe Biden visit the border" and the teacher expelled her on the spot. But as she left the school she got a standing ovation from all the other students

Andv My 13-year-old daughter raised her hand in class and asked, "why won't Joe Biden visit the border" and the teacher expelled her on the spot. But as she left the school she got a standing ovation from all the other students

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I Have Several Questions

Thinking about that time my ex wanted to go to couples therapy so I paid my friend to pose as a therapist and she gaslit him the whole time

Thinking about that time my ex wanted to go to couples therapy so I paid my friend to pose as a therapist and she gaslit him the whole time

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Twisting His Neck Totally Stopped a Heart Attack

22h - ৩ Can chiropractic save lives? What can the power of one adjustment do? This person started experiencing a heart attack during the flight back we were on today. After 2 oxygen tanks down. There was nothing else left to do as 5 MDs, 2 EMTS, 1 Nurse gathered around wishing the symptoms will get better. The pilot was contemplating an emergency landing. After explaining to his wife how removing the interference in his nervous system can save his life she gave me the consent to adjust her husband. Shortly afterwards his breathing and heartrate returned back to normal. To all my fellow chiropractors out there. We honor the creators design. We know the potential in the body is limitless. Remember you didn't choose chiropractic. Chiropractic chose you. You were called for a time like this Open ARME C and 1.1K others 249 comments 1.1K shares

22h - ৩ Can chiropractic save lives? What can the power of one adjustment do? This person started experiencing a heart attack during the flight back we were on today. After 2 oxygen tanks down. There was nothing else left to do as 5 MDs, 2 EMTS, 1 Nurse gathered around wishing the symptoms will get better. The pilot was contemplating an emergency landing. After explaining to his wife how removing the interference in his nervous system can save his life she gave me the consent to adjust her husband. Shortly afterwards his breathing and heartrate returned back to normal. To all my fellow chiropractors out there. We honor the creators design. We know the potential in the body is limitless. Remember you didn't choose chiropractic. Chiropractic chose you. You were called for a time like this Open ARME C and 1.1K others 249 comments 1.1K shares

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If This Isn't Fake There Should Be Consequences

Dude keeps calling me bro and chuckling so I overpriced his tattoo and I'm gonna make it hurt more than any he's ever had, taking the top layer of skin off with the razor, wiping with alcohol, needle out and riding the tube, dry paper towl. Dude is in for a world of hurt. 19:21 · 08 Apr 22 · Twitter for Android 56 Retweets 19 Quote Tweets 1,687 Likes Who can reply? People mentioned can reply. follows or 1d Replying to I'm wiping with an alcohol soaked rag and he goes "Is that alcohol? That s--- hurts, brother". So l wiped hardere

Dude keeps calling me bro and chuckling so I overpriced his tattoo and I'm gonna make it hurt more than any he's ever had, taking the top layer of skin off with the razor, wiping with alcohol, needle out and riding the tube, dry paper towl. Dude is in for a world of hurt. 19:21 · 08 Apr 22 · Twitter for Android 56 Retweets 19 Quote Tweets 1,687 Likes Who can reply? People mentioned can reply. follows or 1d Replying to I'm wiping with an alcohol soaked rag and he goes "Is that alcohol? That s--- hurts, brother". So l wiped hardere

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Kiss on the head?

Today while enjoying some drinks on the beach at the bar...a young lady sitting next to me became unresponsive after taking multiple shots...needless to say the nurse in me kicked in and I sprung into action...the paramedic literally kissed me on my head and Thanked me for assisting this young lady and for making their job easier when they arrived. I Love what I do and I'm good at it!

Today while enjoying some drinks on the beach at the bar...a young lady sitting next to me became unresponsive after taking multiple shots...needless to say the nurse in me kicked in and I sprung into action...the paramedic literally kissed me on my head and Thanked me for assisting this young lady and for making their job easier when they arrived. I Love what I do and I'm good at it!

Hard to believe

Bolt was very fast

10:45 Replies 656 TOK A KO X 1 month ago 1:55 this is very impressive. back in high school during track practice, i did a 9.36 100m. so please, do not say bolt is the fastest man alive because u have not seen every single 7.7 billion ppl run 100m. but nonetheless, bolt was very fast. 1

10:45 Replies 656 TOK A KO X 1 month ago 1:55 this is very impressive. back in high school during track practice, i did a 9.36 100m. so please, do not say bolt is the fastest man alive because u have not seen every single 7.7 billion ppl run 100m. but nonetheless, bolt was very fast. 1

That child's name? Elon Musk.

nok. 7h : Replying to @elonmusk I'm climbing up to get my 10 yr old down to dinner yesterday I hear him tell his neighbor friend on facetime "Elon Musk finally bought Twitter!!!" I hear this small voice say "oukay?!" my son says, "this is like he is unshackling people, we are free now!" 50 17 6 170

nok. 7h : Replying to @elonmusk I'm climbing up to get my 10 yr old down to dinner yesterday I hear him tell his neighbor friend on facetime "Elon Musk finally bought Twitter!!!" I hear this small voice say "oukay?!" my son says, "this is like he is unshackling people, we are free now!" 50 17 6 170

Aint no way

Reels aint no way my middle aged male TEACHER said to me "look at you w your little outfit. you look cute. i wish more girls dressed like this" he should be fired tf. ... ..iginal Audio 0 56.4k a 693 D TRANS

Reels aint no way my middle aged male TEACHER said to me "look at you w your little outfit. you look cute. i wish more girls dressed like this" he should be fired tf. ... ..iginal Audio 0 56.4k a 693 D TRANS

Beard does not equal Muslin

c. 23h ... Shopping at Half Price Books in the religion section and a dude looked me up and down and said, "As- salamu alaykum." I said, "Oh, I'm not Muslim, but As- salamu alaykum to you as well." He responded "Could have fulled me. Nice beard." 27 2

c. 23h ... Shopping at Half Price Books in the religion section and a dude looked me up and down and said, "As- salamu alaykum." I said, "Oh, I'm not Muslim, but As- salamu alaykum to you as well." He responded "Could have fulled me. Nice beard." 27 2

7 year old child enlightens a mother on the true meaning behind taking a selfie

8h. "Mommy can I take your picture?" Really wasn't in the picture taking mood until my little one told me to strike a pose. It was at that point, I realized that posing is a performing art when a 7 year old takes your picture; I had to get my entire head in the shot. But anyways, I call this pose, "Ignoring the Noise," because it was that kinda day today. Nonsense goes in one ear, and it went out the other. OR AIMAORIJAS

8h. "Mommy can I take your picture?" Really wasn't in the picture taking mood until my little one told me to strike a pose. It was at that point, I realized that posing is a performing art when a 7 year old takes your picture; I had to get my entire head in the shot. But anyways, I call this pose, "Ignoring the Noise," because it was that kinda day today. Nonsense goes in one ear, and it went out the other. OR AIMAORIJAS

Because this is a thing that teachers famously do

Iryna's family came to America after the bombings in Kyiv started. Then her new teacher told her to salute the LGBTQ flag or go home. End the LGBTQ grooming of immigrant children NOW.

Iryna's family came to America after the bombings in Kyiv started. Then her new teacher told her to salute the LGBTQ flag or go home. End the LGBTQ grooming of immigrant children NOW.

Terrible tale

Hayley Hyrule Yesterday at 11:12 PM. Was in Woolworths grabbing nuggets like 3 big packs A lady is next me she giggles and says "autistic child?" I look at her and say "No, autistic me" She looked shocked and I walked away You and 39 others 13 Comments

Hayley Hyrule Yesterday at 11:12 PM. Was in Woolworths grabbing nuggets like 3 big packs A lady is next me she giggles and says "autistic child?" I look at her and say "No, autistic me" She looked shocked and I walked away You and 39 others 13 Comments

And everyone at the bar clapped

i-6d What's the worst thing a woman has done on the first date? 1,080 12.7K 13.8K ki She literally asked what was their most expensive drink. The waiter met my eyes and the bro code kicked in. He just kept saying everything was out of stock. God bless him where he is now. I went back to give him a tip but he declined.

i-6d What's the worst thing a woman has done on the first date? 1,080 12.7K 13.8K ki She literally asked what was their most expensive drink. The waiter met my eyes and the bro code kicked in. He just kept saying everything was out of stock. God bless him where he is now. I went back to give him a tip but he declined.