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My wife and I were eating breakfast at Denny's a few Sundays ago and the only seats available were two that faced away from the door, people who know me know that having been a MARINE, I don't do well facing away from the threat. Before I continue, let me give you a bit of background on my qualifications: 3 time rifle marksman badge, Good Conduct Ribbon, Sea Service Deployment Ribbon and a DD-214 that has the numbers "0311" on it, that's right, Infantry. I served from 1978 to 1982 during the Cold War and almost daily we were told to stand by for orders because things were so tense in the world but tha call never came because Russians ain no fools. So were eating breakfast when I hear the entrance door open slowly just as the waitress dropped a tray of glasses and without hesitating, I screamed "Fire In The Hole" jumped up holding the fork I was using and pressed it against the young man's throat who was entering the building, the young man froze and our eyes locked, I saw fear, he saw ice and death. I stood down, surveyed the restaurant and informed everyone that I was and always will be a UNITED STATES MARINE to which they applauded and even paid for our breakfast, The moral of the story is when you see a truck plastered with USMC gear, tread lightly because a carelss move could cost you your life.

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