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fflaterials 떠seb preparing the flask The first thing we need to do is get the mask prepped for the rest of the project. Comparing our hockey mask to images of other plague doctor masks, we see that our mask's eyes are too narrow, so we need to widen them. The easiest way to do this is make a circular Measure the width of the eye slots (1) and then draw out a circle of roughly the same diame- ter on a piece of paper (2). Cut the circle out, Simple plastic mask w/strap (look for something that apply your new eye slor covers the entire face, like a hockey mask) 177/8" x47/8" Styrofoam cone (used in floral template to the mask and, using your Sharpie, mark out the areas that Some scrap pieces of 1/2" pink insulation foam) eed to be removed (3). Spackle or plaster Hot glue gun w/ glue sticks White glue (preferably the type that leaves a matte A dremel rotary tool w/sanding bit attachment A few sheets of 150 grade and 220 grade sand Some newspaper A hobby knife A black SharpieT ·Pens, pencils and paper Superglue, Zip Kicker Some think card stock (like a cereal box) Scissors Paint 3 Attach the sanding bit to your rotary tool and start to sand away the excess plastic from the inside out (4). Be careful to stay within the lines so that your eyes don't end up being lop-sided. Take a piece of the 150-grade sandpaper and clean up the rough edges around the eye slots. When You finish, lightly rub When making our mask, we used a variety of materi- als, most of which you can find at your local arts and crafts shop. You may have trouble finding a good, sturdy mask to build on in a crafts store, so try looking for one in a costume shop. 4 (8*)You can buy sheets of pink insulation foam from places like Home Depot or Lowes, but you honestly won't need very much so buying a huge sheet of of the stuff isn't necessary. If you're I scraps at a construction site. If you just can't get your hands on the any, don't worry as it's not a critical com- ponent. We'll describe alternative ways to complete steps involving the pink stuff. find a the mask with the same grade sandpaper (5). This will help materials to stick to the mask better. 5
fflaterials 떠seb preparing the flask The first thing we need to do is get the mask prepped for the rest of the project. Comparing our hockey mask to images of other plague doctor masks, we see that our mask's eyes are too narrow, so we need to widen them. The easiest way to do this is make a circular Measure the width of the eye slots (1) and then draw out a circle of roughly the same diame- ter on a piece of paper (2). Cut the circle out, Simple plastic mask w/strap (look for something that apply your new eye slor covers the entire face, like a hockey mask) 177/8" x47/8" Styrofoam cone (used in floral template to the mask and, using your Sharpie, mark out the areas that Some scrap pieces of 1/2" pink insulation foam) eed to be removed (3). Spackle or plaster Hot glue gun w/ glue sticks White glue (preferably the type that leaves a matte A dremel rotary tool w/sanding bit attachment A few sheets of 150 grade and 220 grade sand Some newspaper A hobby knife A black SharpieT ·Pens, pencils and paper Superglue, Zip Kicker Some think card stock (like a cereal box) Scissors Paint 3 Attach the sanding bit to your rotary tool and start to sand away the excess plastic from the inside out (4). Be careful to stay within the lines so that your eyes don't end up being lop-sided. Take a piece of the 150-grade sandpaper and clean up the rough edges around the eye slots. When You finish, lightly rub When making our mask, we used a variety of materi- als, most of which you can find at your local arts and crafts shop. You may have trouble finding a good, sturdy mask to build on in a crafts store, so try looking for one in a costume shop. 4 (8*)You can buy sheets of pink insulation foam from places like Home Depot or Lowes, but you honestly won't need very much so buying a huge sheet of of the stuff isn't necessary. If you're I scraps at a construction site. If you just can't get your hands on the any, don't worry as it's not a critical com- ponent. We'll describe alternative ways to complete steps involving the pink stuff. find a the mask with the same grade sandpaper (5). This will help materials to stick to the mask better. 5

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Step 2

them together (1) Wuilding the Weak Now that you have the The large bird-like beak of plague doctor's mask is the three pieces angled the piece's focal point, so we need to make sure that we way you want them, it's get it right. We'll be using the styrofoam cone for the time to attach them to basis of our mask's beak. The cone that we got was one another. Use your a bit too large for our tastes, but it's better to have too much than not enough. Using your hobby knife, cut the pieces together (12), about 2/2" off of the base and about off of the tip. but try to keep the glue Don't throw the scraps away! We'll be using them ear the center. Other- shortly! Press the wide end of the hot glue gun to adhere wise the glue near the edges will get in the way when you to add derail later cone against the mask, pushing it in just enough so that the nose of the mask leaves an impres- sion into the styrofoam. If the styrofoam obstructs any of the eye slots, cut just enough of the foam away so that there's nothing in the way (6). Using your modelling knife, start to carve out some of the foa the base of the cone (7), otherwise you won't be able to breath! Okay, we now have the rough outline of our beak ready (13), but there are noticable gaps that we need to ill. Break off a couple of pieces of the pink insulation foam or cut off some sizable chunks off of the cone scraps large enough to completely fit into the gaps and hot glue them into place (14). Hack off whatever excess foam sticks out with your hobby knife, but be careful not to start cutting chunks out of beak. Don't worry 7 Now the tricky part: we're going to give our cone a downward- sloping curve. To do this, cut the cone into three segments, about 5 long each (8). Lay a large sheet of the 150-grade sandpaper onto a flat surface and start rub bing the wide bases of the foam segments at an angle (9) until the pieces align together at an angle of your liking (10) We recomend making some markings on the pieces with your Sharpie so you can properly align them when you glue 8too much about it looking pretty at this point as you don't have to be perfedct (15). Take a piece of the 150 grade sand paper and rub down the foam until i forms a smooth, continu ous slope (16). While you're at it, round out the tip. You may want to consider doing this outside. 10
them together (1) Wuilding the Weak Now that you have the The large bird-like beak of plague doctor's mask is the three pieces angled the piece's focal point, so we need to make sure that we way you want them, it's get it right. We'll be using the styrofoam cone for the time to attach them to basis of our mask's beak. The cone that we got was one another. Use your a bit too large for our tastes, but it's better to have too much than not enough. Using your hobby knife, cut the pieces together (12), about 2/2" off of the base and about off of the tip. but try to keep the glue Don't throw the scraps away! We'll be using them ear the center. Other- shortly! Press the wide end of the hot glue gun to adhere wise the glue near the edges will get in the way when you to add derail later cone against the mask, pushing it in just enough so that the nose of the mask leaves an impres- sion into the styrofoam. If the styrofoam obstructs any of the eye slots, cut just enough of the foam away so that there's nothing in the way (6). Using your modelling knife, start to carve out some of the foa the base of the cone (7), otherwise you won't be able to breath! Okay, we now have the rough outline of our beak ready (13), but there are noticable gaps that we need to ill. Break off a couple of pieces of the pink insulation foam or cut off some sizable chunks off of the cone scraps large enough to completely fit into the gaps and hot glue them into place (14). Hack off whatever excess foam sticks out with your hobby knife, but be careful not to start cutting chunks out of beak. Don't worry 7 Now the tricky part: we're going to give our cone a downward- sloping curve. To do this, cut the cone into three segments, about 5 long each (8). Lay a large sheet of the 150-grade sandpaper onto a flat surface and start rub bing the wide bases of the foam segments at an angle (9) until the pieces align together at an angle of your liking (10) We recomend making some markings on the pieces with your Sharpie so you can properly align them when you glue 8too much about it looking pretty at this point as you don't have to be perfedct (15). Take a piece of the 150 grade sand paper and rub down the foam until i forms a smooth, continu ous slope (16). While you're at it, round out the tip. You may want to consider doing this outside. 10

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Step 3

All that's left to do now is hot-glue the beak to the mask (17) Now that that's out of the way, we can get back to making those ridges. How you make them is up to but we found that the best material to use is something with a bit of thickness to it but still easy to cut and trim. The pink insulation foam fits the bill perfectly, but you could just as easily use corrugate cardboard. After deciding on what material you want to use, cut out a circle about 5 in diameter. Within this circle, draw out another circle about 4 in diame- ter and then cut it in half Cut out the smaller half circle from both halves (21). You should now be left with two half-circle strips about ½" wide. Take these and hot glue them onto the mask (22). Using your modelling knife, cut off the raised you, Hooray! The mask has been built! Now let's start adding a few de- 17 Adding Detail In most of the pictures we found of plague doc tor masks, they feature a long groove running along both sides of the beak. To do this, we first need to mark out where we want the groove on the beak. You can do this a couple of ways you can make a simple template out of paper (18a) or draw the outline on yourself free hand. We ended up doing a combination of the two (18b). Once you have the area marked out start pushing in the foam within the marked area with your fingers or butt end of your Sharpie 21 corners to give them a more rounded look 18 Coating ano ealing The mask's almost done, but so far it still looks like a hockey mask with a styrofoam cone glued to it. Let's fix that now. Break out your tub of plaster or spackle and 1Ogive the beak a good lathering of the stuff (23). Try to get a good, even coverage over al「 of the foam, but don't worry about covering the plastic of the mask (24) Now we want to add some boney ridges around the eyes to give the face some detail. Before we can do 23 we need to do something about the gaps left where the beak meets the mask. Cut off a couple of chunks from the left over styrofoam scraps from earlier and hot-glue them into the gaps (20). Shove them inoo the gaps as tightly as you can. Once the foam's in place, start pressing the foam in until it's flush with the rest of the beak. Don't worry about being gentle with the foam here. tends to absorb paint and the mask itself is flexible enough that the plaster would just crack off once it's dry. When you're done coating the mask with the plaster, leave the mask to dry for a few hours. There's a lot on there, so you may have to leave it overnight. Once its dry, take a sheet of the 220-grade sand-paper and sand the plaster as smooth as you can get it. 20
All that's left to do now is hot-glue the beak to the mask (17) Now that that's out of the way, we can get back to making those ridges. How you make them is up to but we found that the best material to use is something with a bit of thickness to it but still easy to cut and trim. The pink insulation foam fits the bill perfectly, but you could just as easily use corrugate cardboard. After deciding on what material you want to use, cut out a circle about 5 in diameter. Within this circle, draw out another circle about 4 in diame- ter and then cut it in half Cut out the smaller half circle from both halves (21). You should now be left with two half-circle strips about ½" wide. Take these and hot glue them onto the mask (22). Using your modelling knife, cut off the raised you, Hooray! The mask has been built! Now let's start adding a few de- 17 Adding Detail In most of the pictures we found of plague doc tor masks, they feature a long groove running along both sides of the beak. To do this, we first need to mark out where we want the groove on the beak. You can do this a couple of ways you can make a simple template out of paper (18a) or draw the outline on yourself free hand. We ended up doing a combination of the two (18b). Once you have the area marked out start pushing in the foam within the marked area with your fingers or butt end of your Sharpie 21 corners to give them a more rounded look 18 Coating ano ealing The mask's almost done, but so far it still looks like a hockey mask with a styrofoam cone glued to it. Let's fix that now. Break out your tub of plaster or spackle and 1Ogive the beak a good lathering of the stuff (23). Try to get a good, even coverage over al「 of the foam, but don't worry about covering the plastic of the mask (24) Now we want to add some boney ridges around the eyes to give the face some detail. Before we can do 23 we need to do something about the gaps left where the beak meets the mask. Cut off a couple of chunks from the left over styrofoam scraps from earlier and hot-glue them into the gaps (20). Shove them inoo the gaps as tightly as you can. Once the foam's in place, start pressing the foam in until it's flush with the rest of the beak. Don't worry about being gentle with the foam here. tends to absorb paint and the mask itself is flexible enough that the plaster would just crack off once it's dry. When you're done coating the mask with the plaster, leave the mask to dry for a few hours. There's a lot on there, so you may have to leave it overnight. Once its dry, take a sheet of the 220-grade sand-paper and sand the plaster as smooth as you can get it. 20

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Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)00:29:33 No.353791440 >Dress up as plague doctor >Walk down the street to McDonalds. >Walk in and walk to the counter >Hot blond girl turns around and screams. >Put on my deep voice >"Do not fear me child! >Bend down then leap onto the counter. >Knocking down the register and charity jar >Raise my hands in the air "PURRRRIFFF >Manager storms from behind some machines with a p----- off look. >Do a MJ spin and kick some fat kids McFlurry to the ground. >"You are fat. You do not need this." >Run for door and see this bitch/hot girl. >From senior year of high school. >She is eating some fries and stops and stares at me with a open mouth. >Sprint to her >Grab bag full of fries and slaps her. >Manager screams as he grabs me. >Spin and slap him across the face. >"Unhand me. Male of brown skin" >Run out of store after I sparta kicked the door >Run home and walked back with out my costume. >See the sign with the no dogs stuff >Picutre of a plague doctor with the cross out thing on it. LOL
Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)00:29:33 No.353791440 >Dress up as plague doctor >Walk down the street to McDonalds. >Walk in and walk to the counter >Hot blond girl turns around and screams. >Put on my deep voice >"Do not fear me child! >Bend down then leap onto the counter. >Knocking down the register and charity jar >Raise my hands in the air "PURRRRIFFF >Manager storms from behind some machines with a p----- off look. >Do a MJ spin and kick some fat kids McFlurry to the ground. >"You are fat. You do not need this." >Run for door and see this bitch/hot girl. >From senior year of high school. >She is eating some fries and stops and stares at me with a open mouth. >Sprint to her >Grab bag full of fries and slaps her. >Manager screams as he grabs me. >Spin and slap him across the face. >"Unhand me. Male of brown skin" >Run out of store after I sparta kicked the door >Run home and walked back with out my costume. >See the sign with the no dogs stuff >Picutre of a plague doctor with the cross out thing on it. LOL

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ITT we pretend we are medieval doctors prescribing patients with

File: doc.ipg (64KB, 569x605px) Image search: ligdb [SauceNaol Google Anonymous (ID: dIP9/IEX) 2014-07-25 22:00:24 Post No. 558767408 [Report] Quoted by: 2558768141 22558769821 2558770503 2558778534 2558783430 2>558783617 22558785250 22558785882 2>558786536 22558787000 2558789878 22558793476 2-558795904 558798962 22558812605 ITT we pretend we are medieval doctors prescribing patients with old timey medicine >be me, chillin in my doctor office castle hamplanet fattie lady comes into my office, all out of breath because stairs fat people is weird because it's the middle ages >bitchhowdidyoudothat.tapestry tell fattie she has an imbalance of humors too much ketchup humor, its making you fat as a toad doctors in the middle ages said stuff like that probably tell her she needs to attach a chair to the ceiling with rope, twist it up, and sit in it and spin around really fast three times a day tell her she also needs more vegetable humors prescribe her turnips from my in house farm-acy collect them sweet medieval bitcoins look down the nose of my bird doctor mask thing and tell her to return in a fortnight >tell her I'll know if she didn't spin in the chair
File: doc.ipg (64KB, 569x605px) Image search: ligdb [SauceNaol Google Anonymous (ID: dIP9/IEX) 2014-07-25 22:00:24 Post No. 558767408 [Report] Quoted by: 2558768141 22558769821 2558770503 2558778534 2558783430 2>558783617 22558785250 22558785882 2>558786536 22558787000 2558789878 22558793476 2-558795904 558798962 22558812605 ITT we pretend we are medieval doctors prescribing patients with old timey medicine >be me, chillin in my doctor office castle hamplanet fattie lady comes into my office, all out of breath because stairs fat people is weird because it's the middle ages >bitchhowdidyoudothat.tapestry tell fattie she has an imbalance of humors too much ketchup humor, its making you fat as a toad doctors in the middle ages said stuff like that probably tell her she needs to attach a chair to the ceiling with rope, twist it up, and sit in it and spin around really fast three times a day tell her she also needs more vegetable humors prescribe her turnips from my in house farm-acy collect them sweet medieval bitcoins look down the nose of my bird doctor mask thing and tell her to return in a fortnight >tell her I'll know if she didn't spin in the chair

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Anonymous 11/22/17(Wed)05:28:01 No.751724417 >Be me rich doctor with kick-ass mask >Be walking to cathedral to show peasant f--- my expertise >Strolling down the street smacking peasants with my awesome doctor beating stick 31 KB JPG >Lifeisgood.tapestry >Finally arrive at cathedral >Everyone excited I, the very talented doctor, am here stroll up to the podium > What is it that ails you lowly creatures?" I ask in my scary doctor voice Lady peasant raises her hand >"Ah, yes you! What ails thee repulsive serf creature?" >"My throat m'lord... it hurts whenever I swallow >"Ah yes! I know exactly what ails thee" Have no f------ idea what the problem is >Timetofuckingwingit.lutesuite >Have her come to the front of the room Nervously stall for time as I search my sweet new doctor bag >Settle on knife >Tell stupid peasant bitch that her throat has too much blood in it and it needs to be drained >The audience is loving this s--- Lay her down on table >"Behold! >Slice neck open >Ohshit.parchment >Blood spurts across the table >Stupid w---- is squirming and bleeding everywhere >Finally stops moving and bleeding >l turn around and bow >F------ nailed it >They ask if she's dead >I call them addlepated fools and explain she's simply relaxed and will awaken within the hour >Audience nods in approval >Get paid sweet medieval bitcoin >Gtfo as quick as possible >Can't come back to this town >Buy even pointier doctor stick >I am a doctor
Anonymous 11/22/17(Wed)05:28:01 No.751724417 >Be me rich doctor with kick-ass mask >Be walking to cathedral to show peasant f--- my expertise >Strolling down the street smacking peasants with my awesome doctor beating stick 31 KB JPG >Lifeisgood.tapestry >Finally arrive at cathedral >Everyone excited I, the very talented doctor, am here stroll up to the podium > What is it that ails you lowly creatures?" I ask in my scary doctor voice Lady peasant raises her hand >"Ah, yes you! What ails thee repulsive serf creature?" >"My throat m'lord... it hurts whenever I swallow >"Ah yes! I know exactly what ails thee" Have no f------ idea what the problem is >Timetofuckingwingit.lutesuite >Have her come to the front of the room Nervously stall for time as I search my sweet new doctor bag >Settle on knife >Tell stupid peasant bitch that her throat has too much blood in it and it needs to be drained >The audience is loving this s--- Lay her down on table >"Behold! >Slice neck open >Ohshit.parchment >Blood spurts across the table >Stupid w---- is squirming and bleeding everywhere >Finally stops moving and bleeding >l turn around and bow >F------ nailed it >They ask if she's dead >I call them addlepated fools and explain she's simply relaxed and will awaken within the hour >Audience nods in approval >Get paid sweet medieval bitcoin >Gtfo as quick as possible >Can't come back to this town >Buy even pointier doctor stick >I am a doctor

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GayFaggot9001 11/27/17(Mon)21:13:27 No.41411349 >Be 24 yr old Medieval Plague Doctor >Ask out a VIl/X peasant gil through raven messages >Meet up at local tavern >Filthy peasant girl says she likes kinky s--- 502 KB PNG Take her over to my house and proceed to shove goat s--- up her ass while beating her with my pointy medical sticlk >Girl says she loves it >Bitch dies of a strange ailment the next day She still hasn't responded Anonymous 11/27/17(Mon)21:16:17 No.41411404 24 14 11 349 (OP) # >tfw no plague doctor gf to watch the plebs agonize to death with me 22 KB JPG
GayFaggot9001 11/27/17(Mon)21:13:27 No.41411349 >Be 24 yr old Medieval Plague Doctor >Ask out a VIl/X peasant gil through raven messages >Meet up at local tavern >Filthy peasant girl says she likes kinky s--- 502 KB PNG Take her over to my house and proceed to shove goat s--- up her ass while beating her with my pointy medical sticlk >Girl says she loves it >Bitch dies of a strange ailment the next day She still hasn't responded Anonymous 11/27/17(Mon)21:16:17 No.41411404 24 14 11 349 (OP) # >tfw no plague doctor gf to watch the plebs agonize to death with me 22 KB JPG

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Anonymous 12/04/14 (Thu) 20:32:37 No.962802 File (hide): 1417725157106.j9g (86.83 KB, 612x792, 17:22, the plague doctor concep. ig) Be slick long nose doc >Patient comes in with arm green from satan rot stell him best jester ruse I know Pnoseresponse.woodcut >clearly inbalance of humours > Tell him not enough hot wet blood humour >pour boiling water down his throat >caw loudly as his screams confirm treatment is working he grabs me by the neck >"your arme is clearly efficacious now" >bird doctor joke to make patient relax "Ive effing had eenarf wiv' yous godrotting hoodoomans burnin' me" >Man is clearly a berseker >strap patient down and place ice silver lead on throat to ease temper man writhes in agony >obviously a demon, fearing holy metal cut crosses into eyes so he sees only holy things treatment full success, patient goes to heaven shortly after >man has no money in pockets, so i go to his house to demand children as payment >wife is IX/X wench, with dairy churners like the muses take wife as payment >she loves the doctor life emfw
Anonymous 12/04/14 (Thu) 20:32:37 No.962802 File (hide): 1417725157106.j9g (86.83 KB, 612x792, 17:22, the plague doctor concep. ig) Be slick long nose doc >Patient comes in with arm green from satan rot stell him best jester ruse I know Pnoseresponse.woodcut >clearly inbalance of humours > Tell him not enough hot wet blood humour >pour boiling water down his throat >caw loudly as his screams confirm treatment is working he grabs me by the neck >"your arme is clearly efficacious now" >bird doctor joke to make patient relax "Ive effing had eenarf wiv' yous godrotting hoodoomans burnin' me" >Man is clearly a berseker >strap patient down and place ice silver lead on throat to ease temper man writhes in agony >obviously a demon, fearing holy metal cut crosses into eyes so he sees only holy things treatment full success, patient goes to heaven shortly after >man has no money in pockets, so i go to his house to demand children as payment >wife is IX/X wench, with dairy churners like the muses take wife as payment >she loves the doctor life emfw

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when the leeches don't work
when the leeches don't work

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Anonymous 03/21/16(Mon)20.10.46 No 675124785 File: plague-doctors-mask.png (461 KB, 650x562) 22675124860 >be plague doctor hired at start of WWII in Germany >cushy job even get a castle short shouty man comes in and calls schnitzel during daily sacrifice >backthefuckoff.ritual >push him back with staff but wont leave >brings in man with large growth on nose >ohshit flask thatsomeplague frog give does of my finest hydrogen cyanide man lies down for rest >mfw 6 million more in line >mfw cure them all >mfw best doctor
Anonymous 03/21/16(Mon)20.10.46 No 675124785 File: plague-doctors-mask.png (461 KB, 650x562) 22675124860 >be plague doctor hired at start of WWII in Germany >cushy job even get a castle short shouty man comes in and calls schnitzel during daily sacrifice >backthefuckoff.ritual >push him back with staff but wont leave >brings in man with large growth on nose >ohshit flask thatsomeplague frog give does of my finest hydrogen cyanide man lies down for rest >mfw 6 million more in line >mfw cure them all >mfw best doctor

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when u ain't done doctoring

When u ain't done doctoring but they already gave u your medieval bitcoin
When u ain't done doctoring but they already gave u your medieval bitcoin

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Oh boy I can't wait to try and cure the black plague

nurse: sir. you've been in a coma since 1353 me: Oh boy, I can't wait to try and cure the Black Plague with no medical training
nurse: sir. you've been in a coma since 1353 me: Oh boy, I can't wait to try and cure the Black Plague with no medical training

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leeches actual medicine

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When you ask Europe 30-60% of their population went

When Europe asks where 30-60% of its total population went
When Europe asks where 30-60% of its total population went

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you can't lose your medical license if you never had one

Bou tan't loose pour medical licence
Bou tan't loose pour medical licence

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When you say you don't need protection

When you say you don't need protection because you're clean, but then she gets the black plague
When you say you don't need protection because you're clean, but then she gets the black plague

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"Ah, I see you're problem"

Anonymous 05/03/15(Sun)15:58:42 No.613506590 > 613507091 >be me >doctoring it up in my doctor castle >pregnant woman comes in ask what's wrong >"He'll be me first borne m'lorde," >"Ah, I see you're problem, go on, have no idea what her problem is, hoping to John Edward my way through this tells me she fears for her first born because scary witch plague will kill him tell her to sleep upside down at night hanging from a rope by her ankles "it will keep him in your bowels until the plague passes," >she leaves find out 2 seasons later her kid died she tries to take my mask, proclaiming don't know what I'm doing >proclinate her a witch >everyone burns her alive >mfw
Anonymous 05/03/15(Sun)15:58:42 No.613506590 > 613507091 >be me >doctoring it up in my doctor castle >pregnant woman comes in ask what's wrong >"He'll be me first borne m'lorde," >"Ah, I see you're problem, go on, have no idea what her problem is, hoping to John Edward my way through this tells me she fears for her first born because scary witch plague will kill him tell her to sleep upside down at night hanging from a rope by her ankles "it will keep him in your bowels until the plague passes," >she leaves find out 2 seasons later her kid died she tries to take my mask, proclaiming don't know what I'm doing >proclinate her a witch >everyone burns her alive >mfw

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O Anonymous 06/06/15 Sat 12: 17:47 No 620028755 6200 or 62002 277- 620 30712- 620 3143 13e, 620 32 s. 6200337182 620037154 620 >be medic for crusaders >Saladin p----- off pope. not like i care about this s--- >one day on the field, chaplain tries telling me my witch doctor practices aren't working, and that I should pray more lmaokbruh. tapestry >chaplain continues, saying i've killed more men than i've helped with bloodletting, and if they just got some decent rest and their wounds clean, they'd be fine tell that fundie what for, and let him know about how much alchemy training I have MFW fired. no s "rest" will help the a fuckign religious i diot men Anonymous 06/06/15(Sat) 12:20:53 No 6200291 97· 620029942-2620031 160 620031439竺620032285-200038131 >another doctor comes into my castle his mask is scarier than mine >feel like patrick bateman in the business card scene >keep old timey s----- spaghetti in my robes >i am a doctor >ask him what the problem is he says his mask is stuck on what >he says his mask is stuck on >i say i heard you the first time f-----, i just dont know how did that >he says he dunno >get out my old timey knife cut face a bit and mask comes off >doctor has huge boils and s--- that were holding it in place > the mask didnt stop this y used the mask wrong the mask cannot fail tell him his veins got crossed and this made his face swelll tell him he needs to uncross his veins tell him he surely knows how to do that cause hes a doctor too he doesn't want to admit that we're full of s--- so he nods and leaves >i clean off the boil juice and wear it >i am a scarier doctor man comes in man >as if your peasant balls werent already gross enough its ok, im a doctor you need 10ccs of mercury >proceed to give patient the treatment tell him to come see me in a week never retums >f------ f----- >be after the end nuclear doctor with sweet scary mask >imbringingmiasmaback.avi >patient says they have radiation lumps everywhere >cut open sores, input delicious smelling flowers >patient won't shut up >tell her to come back in a week to get the flowers changed up f------ w s 06/06/15(Sat)12:32:04 No 620030719 File: plague-doctor-mask-for-salipg (77 KB, 900x914) An _0031499-20038131 n----- comes into my castle tower office >catches me playing with one of the dead things i keep there ohfuckanig parch >play it cool, i am a doctor hment stroke my beak on my bird mask thing notice he has really white teeth a chance to practice my old timey dentistry >pull out a bunch of teeth and then tell nig to grind them into powder and mix them into goats milk it has to be goats milk >tell him to wait for a full moon and spread the mixture over his niggy skin >dont collect medieval bitcoins because nig g with dead frog Anonymous 06/06/15(Sat)12:.46.54 No.620032873 >Kid with autism comes into my castle >doesn't wanna talk to me, just wants to flap his hand >I know whats wrong with him tell him he needs to lose 8 fathoms of blood tell him it will make him flap less remove 8 fathoms of blood stops stops >i am a doctor Anonymous 06/06/15(Sat)12:47:24 No.620032964 (126 KB, 800x596) >be doctor >not even Latin throw some witch herbs in with them >smells quite nice tells me >I have done gods work my mask >I'm told I had a fit they say fine, just test him get thrown in r >My mask when I float >My mask when I'm the witch all along Anonymous 06/06/15(Sat)12:52:27 No. 620033718 >Be doctor boss tells me I need to cure more unbalanced humors > Go to peasant side of town >Find tell him is unbalance of humors > MFW I know he just breathed putrid air | Anonymous 06/06/15(Sat)12:58:58 No.620034686 >be doctor >saved cities from plagues >rich and loved by all, still scary tho out one night drinking with overly friendly baron take caution as he may be diseased with deathwish drink mead and revel all night with man takes me down back alley and makes me suck his c--- >know to all as the bird who got the worm >be a scary doctor >potato walks in old timey wooden castle door ask him what ails him potato moans inaudiable sounds confusedasfuck.scroll tell him he is possessed >tell him he needs leaching iamdoctor.scribe >put 80 leaches into his body faints eave to score some ritcheous winches and ale >potatoiskill. tapestry >throw potato into castle moat
O Anonymous 06/06/15 Sat 12: 17:47 No 620028755 6200 or 62002 277- 620 30712- 620 3143 13e, 620 32 s. 6200337182 620037154 620 >be medic for crusaders >Saladin p----- off pope. not like i care about this s--- >one day on the field, chaplain tries telling me my witch doctor practices aren't working, and that I should pray more lmaokbruh. tapestry >chaplain continues, saying i've killed more men than i've helped with bloodletting, and if they just got some decent rest and their wounds clean, they'd be fine tell that fundie what for, and let him know about how much alchemy training I have MFW fired. no s "rest" will help the a fuckign religious i diot men Anonymous 06/06/15(Sat) 12:20:53 No 6200291 97· 620029942-2620031 160 620031439竺620032285-200038131 >another doctor comes into my castle his mask is scarier than mine >feel like patrick bateman in the business card scene >keep old timey s----- spaghetti in my robes >i am a doctor >ask him what the problem is he says his mask is stuck on what >he says his mask is stuck on >i say i heard you the first time f-----, i just dont know how did that >he says he dunno >get out my old timey knife cut face a bit and mask comes off >doctor has huge boils and s--- that were holding it in place > the mask didnt stop this y used the mask wrong the mask cannot fail tell him his veins got crossed and this made his face swelll tell him he needs to uncross his veins tell him he surely knows how to do that cause hes a doctor too he doesn't want to admit that we're full of s--- so he nods and leaves >i clean off the boil juice and wear it >i am a scarier doctor man comes in man >as if your peasant balls werent already gross enough its ok, im a doctor you need 10ccs of mercury >proceed to give patient the treatment tell him to come see me in a week never retums >f------ f----- >be after the end nuclear doctor with sweet scary mask >imbringingmiasmaback.avi >patient says they have radiation lumps everywhere >cut open sores, input delicious smelling flowers >patient won't shut up >tell her to come back in a week to get the flowers changed up f------ w s 06/06/15(Sat)12:32:04 No 620030719 File: plague-doctor-mask-for-salipg (77 KB, 900x914) An _0031499-20038131 n----- comes into my castle tower office >catches me playing with one of the dead things i keep there ohfuckanig parch >play it cool, i am a doctor hment stroke my beak on my bird mask thing notice he has really white teeth a chance to practice my old timey dentistry >pull out a bunch of teeth and then tell nig to grind them into powder and mix them into goats milk it has to be goats milk >tell him to wait for a full moon and spread the mixture over his niggy skin >dont collect medieval bitcoins because nig g with dead frog Anonymous 06/06/15(Sat)12:.46.54 No.620032873 >Kid with autism comes into my castle >doesn't wanna talk to me, just wants to flap his hand >I know whats wrong with him tell him he needs to lose 8 fathoms of blood tell him it will make him flap less remove 8 fathoms of blood stops stops >i am a doctor Anonymous 06/06/15(Sat)12:47:24 No.620032964 (126 KB, 800x596) >be doctor >not even Latin throw some witch herbs in with them >smells quite nice tells me >I have done gods work my mask >I'm told I had a fit they say fine, just test him get thrown in r >My mask when I float >My mask when I'm the witch all along Anonymous 06/06/15(Sat)12:52:27 No. 620033718 >Be doctor boss tells me I need to cure more unbalanced humors > Go to peasant side of town >Find tell him is unbalance of humors > MFW I know he just breathed putrid air | Anonymous 06/06/15(Sat)12:58:58 No.620034686 >be doctor >saved cities from plagues >rich and loved by all, still scary tho out one night drinking with overly friendly baron take caution as he may be diseased with deathwish drink mead and revel all night with man takes me down back alley and makes me suck his c--- >know to all as the bird who got the worm >be a scary doctor >potato walks in old timey wooden castle door ask him what ails him potato moans inaudiable sounds confusedasfuck.scroll tell him he is possessed >tell him he needs leaching iamdoctor.scribe >put 80 leaches into his body faints eave to score some ritcheous winches and ale >potatoiskill. tapestry >throw potato into castle moat

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