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The Plague Doctor

Updated May 22, 2023 at 01:03PM EDT by Zach.

Added Dec 01, 2017 at 02:13PM EST by Matt.

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About

The Plague Doctor, also known as The Medieval Doctor, is a character frequently referenced in green text stories and image macros about medical doctors who treated the bubonic plague. They are mostly known for their masks, which feature long, beak-like noses.

Origin

The earliest known usage of the Plague Doctor among online communities was posted on May 28th, 2009 on the Wordpress blog Creepypasta.[1] In addition to teaching readers how to make the mask, the post also features the text: "It is not necessary to speak, just wander. Stand outside and stare into the windows of local shops while people are buying items. Stay in dimly lit areas, behind bushes or fences. Allow certain people to see you but only for a moment and find ways to dodge out of view by using the terrain or the city as your camoflauge."


STEP 1 of making the Plague Doctor mask STEP 2 of the Plague Doctor Mask DIY with instuctions on attaching the beak 3rd STEP of making the plague doctor mask of adding details and sealing it

Spread

On September 17th, 2011, an anonymous 4chan posted one of the earliest known Green Text Stories about the Plague Doctor. The post has since been deleted, but the following day, was posted on FunnyJunk [2] by user omgitspikachu. The post (shown below) received more than 3,200 views in six years. The following year, on May 9th, 2012, the post was shared by Facebook [3] user Useless.skin.


4chan post by useless.skin of one of the first know Green Text stories about the plague doctor

Three years later, an anonymous 4chan[4] user posted another Green Text Story. The post (shown below) received more than 200 replies before deletion.


another green text story on 4chan about the Plague Doctor


On November 22nd, 2017, an anonymous 4chan user posted the first in a series of stories about the Plague Doctor. When posted to the /r/greentext subreddit [5] by Redditor theriftisopen12, the post received more than 12,000 points (93% upvoted) and 160 comments in less than two weeks. The stories are also archived on Imgur. [8]

The following day, the /r/medievaldoctor[6] subreddit launched to archive the posts. As of December 2017, the story has reached 13 chapters and more than 10,000 subscribers to the subreddit.


Anonymous 11/22/17(Wed)05:28:01 No.751724417 >Be me rich doctor with kick-ass mask >Be walking to cathedral to show peasant f--- my expertise >Strolling down the street smacking peasants with my awesome doctor beating stick 31 KB JPG >Lifeisgood.tapestry >Finally arrive at cathedral >Everyone excited I, the very talented doctor, am here stroll up to the podium > What is it that ails you lowly creatures?" I ask in my scary doctor voice Lady peasant raises her hand >"Ah, yes you! What ails thee repulsive serf creature?" >"My throat m'lord... it hurts whenever I swallow >"Ah yes! I know exactly what ails thee" Have no f------ idea what the problem is >Timetofuckingwingit.lutesuite >Have her come to the front of the room Nervously stall for time as I search my sweet new doctor bag >Settle on knife >Tell stupid peasant bitch that her throat has too much blood in it and it needs to be drained >The audience is loving this s--- Lay her down on table >"Behold! >Slice neck open >Ohshit.parchment >Blood spurts across the table >Stupid w---- is squirming and bleeding everywhere >Finally stops moving and bleeding >l turn around and bow >F------ nailed it >They ask if she's dead >I call them addlepated fools and explain she's simply relaxed and will awaken within the hour >Audience nods in approval >Get paid sweet medieval bitcoin >Gtfo as quick as possible >Can't come back to this town >Buy even pointier doctor stick >I am a doctor

On November 29th, 2017, Redditor[7] TemperVOiD posted an image macro of a deep fried image of a plague doctor escaping through a window with the caption "when the leeches don't work." The post (shown below, left) received more than 800 points (98% upvoted) in one day.

Shortly after, more image macros using the image appeared on the /r/MemeEconomy subreddit, where Redditors made a case for their vitality (shown below, center).

The following day, Redditor Sad_Weed a variation of Sir You've Been in a Coma Plague Doctor in a hosptial bed featuring the Plague Doctor. The caption reads "nurse: sir you've been in a coma since 1353 / me: Oh boy, I can't wait to try and cure the Black Plague with no medical training." The post (shown below, right) received more than 1,800 points (98% upvoted) in 24 hours.


when the leeches don't work When u ain't done doctoring but they already gave u your medieval bitcoin nurse: sir. you've been in a coma since 1353 me: Oh boy, I can't wait to try and cure the Black Plague with no medical training

Various Examples


Actual LEFCHESMedicine Anonymous 03/21/16(Mon)20.10.46 No 675124785 File: plague-doctors-mask.png (461 KB, 650x562) 22675124860 >be plague doctor hired at start of WWII in Germany >cushy job even get a castle short shouty man comes in and calls schnitzel during daily sacrifice >backthefuckoff.ritual >push him back with staff but wont leave >brings in man with large growth on nose >ohshit flask thatsomeplague frog give does of my finest hydrogen cyanide man lies down for rest >mfw 6 million more in line >mfw cure them all >mfw best doctor When you say you don't need protection because you're clean, but then she gets the black plague
GayFaggot9001 11/27/17(Mon)21:13:27 No.41411349 >Be 24 yr old Medieval Plague Doctor >Ask out a VIl/X peasant gil through raven messages >Meet up at local tavern >Filthy peasant girl says she likes kinky s--- 502 KB PNG Take her over to my house and proceed to shove goat s--- up her ass while beating her with my pointy medical sticlk >Girl says she loves it >Bitch dies of a strange ailment the next day She still hasn't responded Anonymous 11/27/17(Mon)21:16:17 No.41411404 24 14 11 349 (OP) # >tfw no plague doctor gf to watch the plebs agonize to death with me 22 KB JPG Bou tan't loose pour medical licence Anonymous 12/04/14 (Thu) 20:32:37 No.962802 File (hide): 1417725157106.j9g (86.83 KB, 612x792, 17:22, the plague doctor concep. ig) Be slick long nose doc >Patient comes in with arm green from satan rot stell him best jester ruse I know Pnoseresponse.woodcut >clearly inbalance of humours > Tell him not enough hot wet blood humour >pour boiling water down his throat >caw loudly as his screams confirm treatment is working he grabs me by the neck >"your arme is clearly efficacious now" >bird doctor joke to make patient relax "Ive effing had eenarf wiv' yous godrotting hoodoomans burnin' me" >Man is clearly a berseker >strap patient down and place ice silver lead on throat to ease temper man writhes in agony >obviously a demon, fearing holy metal cut crosses into eyes so he sees only holy things treatment full success, patient goes to heaven shortly after >man has no money in pockets, so i go to his house to demand children as payment >wife is IX/X wench, with dairy churners like the muses take wife as payment >she loves the doctor life emfw

Search Interest

External References

[1] Wordpress โ€“ Plague Doctor

[2] FunnyJunk โ€“ The Plague Doctor

[3] Facebook โ€“ Useless.skin's Post

[4] 4chan โ€“ ITT we pretend we are medieval doctors prescribing patients with

[5] Reddit โ€“ The doctor is in

[6] Reddit โ€“ /r/MedievalDoctor

[7] Reddit โ€“ leeches fix everything

[8] Imgur โ€“ Doctor Stories in Order

[9] Reddit โ€“ /r/MemeEconomy

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History time: Despite some misconceptions, like thinking that the herbs stuffed into the mask would prevent infection, the full length leather bodysuit was surprisingly effective at protecting the wearer from disease. In a way the plaguedoctor outfit is the great-great grandfather of modern biohazard/hazmat suits.

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