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Alchemists Fear Him

Buy 1kg pure mercury (100€/kg) whoa, its shiny! i can see my face in it! now you got 1kg of pure gold! (35 000€/kg) i can still see my face on it! take off one proton per atom be careful! electrons might hurt you (they are very fast) plastic tweezers not to get electrocuted by proton repeat until you are rich Professor Coolface SA WeKnow Memes
Buy 1kg pure mercury (100€/kg) whoa, its shiny! i can see my face in it! now you got 1kg of pure gold! (35 000€/kg) i can still see my face on it! take off one proton per atom be careful! electrons might hurt you (they are very fast) plastic tweezers not to get electrocuted by proton repeat until you are rich Professor Coolface SA WeKnow Memes

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Save time by feeding a negative amount of data into an O(n³) algorithm

Bubble Sort - 1590 comparisons, 5766 array accesses, 4.0 ms delay http://panthema.net/2013/sound-of-sorting Sorting algorithm too slow? {} data.json -418.0 KB Feed it negative amount of data Find cubic sorting algorithm -4 -3 -2 Y 7 is 6 5 4 3 2 1 O -1 -2 -3 -4 -5 -6 -7 1 2 Y y = 2³ 3 4 X Get results before you even started; possibly travel back in time
Bubble Sort - 1590 comparisons, 5766 array accesses, 4.0 ms delay http://panthema.net/2013/sound-of-sorting Sorting algorithm too slow? {} data.json -418.0 KB Feed it negative amount of data Find cubic sorting algorithm -4 -3 -2 Y 7 is 6 5 4 3 2 1 O -1 -2 -3 -4 -5 -6 -7 1 2 Y y = 2³ 3 4 X Get results before you even started; possibly travel back in time

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Hydrogen balloon

个 Hydrogen floats on air Fly Fill balloon with hydrogen P Ninning
个 Hydrogen floats on air Fly Fill balloon with hydrogen P Ninning

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The Solution to the Energy Crisis


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Life Hack

INFINITE POWER!!
INFINITE POWER!!

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Renewable Energy

Problem Solved.. No more need for petrol
Problem Solved.. No more need for petrol

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Troll Steam Restoration

How to establish a functional tourist operation 2. Acquire shitbox henschel 1. Lay track on old roadbed 3580 3. Authar UCASV Route Christopher Hohman only a small amount to fill around the holes like 1/2 a 5 gallon pail. So it can be removed easily. Here is a shot of the dome looking down from the top. EDAVIT
How to establish a functional tourist operation 2. Acquire shitbox henschel 1. Lay track on old roadbed 3580 3. Authar UCASV Route Christopher Hohman only a small amount to fill around the holes like 1/2 a 5 gallon pail. So it can be removed easily. Here is a shot of the dome looking down from the top. EDAVIT

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Le Infinite Energy

Cats always land on their feet Toast always lands butter-side down. Strap toast to cat's back Cat spins forever Never touches floor Attach cat/toast Infinite energy assembly to generator
Cats always land on their feet Toast always lands butter-side down. Strap toast to cat's back Cat spins forever Never touches floor Attach cat/toast Infinite energy assembly to generator

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How to be smaller

Hot water can make clothes smaller 11 Step 1. Put the hot water to your washing machine Step 2. Put yourself into your washing machine Step 3. Wash yourself with the hot water Step 4. Congrats! You're now smaller! Repeat to be as small as an ant Ant-Man, u jelly?
Hot water can make clothes smaller 11 Step 1. Put the hot water to your washing machine Step 2. Put yourself into your washing machine Step 3. Wash yourself with the hot water Step 4. Congrats! You're now smaller! Repeat to be as small as an ant Ant-Man, u jelly?

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Easy-peasy!

bird floats on air 1) wait for it to air 2) cover yourself in bird 3) Fly
bird floats on air 1) wait for it to air 2) cover yourself in bird 3) Fly

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Troll Science Christianity

oil floatS on water soak your feet in oil now you can walk on water realize that the Greek,word "Christos" and the Hebrew word "Messiah" both literally mean"Covered'in oil"-
oil floatS on water soak your feet in oil now you can walk on water realize that the Greek,word "Christos" and the Hebrew word "Messiah" both literally mean"Covered'in oil"-

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Greasy Hair Troll Science

I'm calling the cops Oil floats on water 1) don't shower for a few days 2) wait for it to rain 3) fly
I'm calling the cops Oil floats on water 1) don't shower for a few days 2) wait for it to rain 3) fly

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Petrol

1. Get Bottle of PetroleumOW to get infinite money 3. Wait for water and 1 of Water become black as oil 2. put a petroleum droplet in the water 4. sell it to auction u jelly steve jobs? auction
1. Get Bottle of PetroleumOW to get infinite money 3. Wait for water and 1 of Water become black as oil 2. put a petroleum droplet in the water 4. sell it to auction u jelly steve jobs? auction

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How to thwart the ring ghost

Watch ring You'll die in 7 days Seven days later
Watch ring You'll die in 7 days Seven days later

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babies are small adults

twitter.com/danthemanred CoolScienceFacts babies are actuall small adults and not a seperate species of human
twitter.com/danthemanred CoolScienceFacts babies are actuall small adults and not a seperate species of human

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How to boil water

HOW TO BOIL WATER ADDING MOAR BLANKETS TEMPERATURE INCREASES +BLANKET +TEMPERATURE BLANKET ++++BLANKETS ADD KETTLE SERVE TEA PROBLEM MICROWAVE??
HOW TO BOIL WATER ADDING MOAR BLANKETS TEMPERATURE INCREASES +BLANKET +TEMPERATURE BLANKET ++++BLANKETS ADD KETTLE SERVE TEA PROBLEM MICROWAVE??

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Me🐅irl

DID YOU KNOw? Tigers have large false eyes to ward off predators. alse eyes ctual eyes
DID YOU KNOw? Tigers have large false eyes to ward off predators. alse eyes ctual eyes

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Works every time

when realisation dawns...we are out of Oxygen le derping in space au -90% AIR NASA Bitch Please. . .I brought Lays
when realisation dawns...we are out of Oxygen le derping in space au -90% AIR NASA Bitch Please. . .I brought Lays

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How to get infinite kittens

want more cats but cost lots of money? STEP 1:BUY A FEMALE CAT BROTIP: BUY A TEEN SO YOU WILL BEABLETO DO THE NEKT STEP FAST ves WELL FEAR NOT! TROLL SCIENCE HAS THE SOLUTION! STEP 2: WAIT FOR CAT TO BECOME PREGENANT CAT BECOMES MOM AND HAS KITTENS STEP 4: REPEAT WITH FEMALE KITTENS CIF THERE IS ANM TO GET MORE KITTENS THAT ACTUALLY WO BROTIP DONT GET ANY OF THEM NEWTERED memecenter.com Mame Centerae
want more cats but cost lots of money? STEP 1:BUY A FEMALE CAT BROTIP: BUY A TEEN SO YOU WILL BEABLETO DO THE NEKT STEP FAST ves WELL FEAR NOT! TROLL SCIENCE HAS THE SOLUTION! STEP 2: WAIT FOR CAT TO BECOME PREGENANT CAT BECOMES MOM AND HAS KITTENS STEP 4: REPEAT WITH FEMALE KITTENS CIF THERE IS ANM TO GET MORE KITTENS THAT ACTUALLY WO BROTIP DONT GET ANY OF THEM NEWTERED memecenter.com Mame Centerae

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Magnet car: updated

tired of magnet car not working, need an updated but well here at trollscience's trollcar brand, we have discovered a simple way to make it work againl erming dniving without c olops version? 1. remove stick thingy and magnet attached to it (keep magnet though) 1. acquire world's strongest magnet brotip 1not a bed brotio 2: you already have megnets, im not teling you mone 2. stick strong magnet on top of remaining magnet, making sure that 3. if you cut a magnet in half, it will become two magnets, each with their own poles so the two labelled sides are different (N and S) cut the magnet that you removed earlier this is how it will work: because the two magnets n the left art locked in postion, they won t connect this will be the engine 4. flip one half and put the magnet back together with(all the poles can be the cold glue or whatever youother way round) have the engne megnet wouldnt move the car backward: the to© part w make the entre megnet move forwerd whistthe maenetcer move forward u jelly not-working-car f--? lamborghini will go bankrupt! trollcar, inc. will profit! notice loops and schwoops now
tired of magnet car not working, need an updated but well here at trollscience's trollcar brand, we have discovered a simple way to make it work againl erming dniving without c olops version? 1. remove stick thingy and magnet attached to it (keep magnet though) 1. acquire world's strongest magnet brotip 1not a bed brotio 2: you already have megnets, im not teling you mone 2. stick strong magnet on top of remaining magnet, making sure that 3. if you cut a magnet in half, it will become two magnets, each with their own poles so the two labelled sides are different (N and S) cut the magnet that you removed earlier this is how it will work: because the two magnets n the left art locked in postion, they won t connect this will be the engine 4. flip one half and put the magnet back together with(all the poles can be the cold glue or whatever youother way round) have the engne megnet wouldnt move the car backward: the to© part w make the entre megnet move forwerd whistthe maenetcer move forward u jelly not-working-car f--? lamborghini will go bankrupt! trollcar, inc. will profit! notice loops and schwoops now

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