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yes? dad? why is mom never here? ver check under the table NOT BAD

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older bro and me, 1997 Ready. okay boys, let's have a contest Pirst to scrape all the ice off their side wins! ey Dear, the boys are done with the car!
older bro and me, 1997 Ready. okay boys, let's have a contest Pirst to scrape all the ice off their side wins! ey Dear, the boys are done with the car!

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Me,10 years old, eating a freshly peeled clemintine. . . When suddenly. .. a seed apears in one of thee pieces Meh... ill just eat it anyways. - When suddenly. . . a troll dad apears and says. .. "You know if you eat ar orange seed, they will start growing in youir stomach" ACTUALLY.. ME ORANGSTAA.
Me,10 years old, eating a freshly peeled clemintine. . . When suddenly. .. a seed apears in one of thee pieces Meh... ill just eat it anyways. - When suddenly. . . a troll dad apears and says. .. "You know if you eat ar orange seed, they will start growing in youir stomach" ACTUALLY.. ME ORANGSTAA.

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*Cellphone rings, mom calling.. *Me and my dad at my college graduation, waiting on my mom to arrive. "Gimme that ill talk to your mom, go meet up with your friends. "Hey, we just got here and he' s not on the list, idk what's going on but they' re saying he failed a class last semester" A few moments later, when my mom shows up バ *Talking to my mom. "what?!?. . but. . if you would just let me. .'" HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL US YOU FAILED A CLASS YOUR WHOLE FAM LY IS GOING TELL E NOT TH GOI
*Cellphone rings, mom calling.. *Me and my dad at my college graduation, waiting on my mom to arrive. "Gimme that ill talk to your mom, go meet up with your friends. "Hey, we just got here and he' s not on the list, idk what's going on but they' re saying he failed a class last semester" A few moments later, when my mom shows up バ *Talking to my mom. "what?!?. . but. . if you would just let me. .'" HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL US YOU FAILED A CLASS YOUR WHOLE FAM LY IS GOING TELL E NOT TH GOI

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*troll dad Hey son can I play? *le me playin SKYRIM! Sure just dont save over any of my games (97 save files). I'11 be back. ONE 0 HOUR LATER What the F---! Every save file is saved over with a bounty of no less than 30,000 septims in every holding! My dad is awesome! And a murderer!
*troll dad Hey son can I play? *le me playin SKYRIM! Sure just dont save over any of my games (97 save files). I'11 be back. ONE 0 HOUR LATER What the F---! Every save file is saved over with a bounty of no less than 30,000 septims in every holding! My dad is awesome! And a murderer!

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Son, I need to ask you something. Have you ever been caught masturbating in the closet? Well.. .no okay. Must be a pretty good spot! TROLOL FOREVER A MOAN
Son, I need to ask you something. Have you ever been caught masturbating in the closet? Well.. .no okay. Must be a pretty good spot! TROLOL FOREVER A MOAN

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UNKNOWN NO. 1 Messages Hi! do you have a boyfriend? Yes.. who are you? It's your dad.. be home this weekend, and we'll talk! UNKNOWN NO. 2 Messages Edit Hi.. do you have a bf? Not a chance, who are you anyway? It's your bf, sucks to know that you're not proud to be with me and be your bf.. ( Sorry babe, I though you're my dad.. he texted me a while baclk asking the same question Yes, it me, your dad.. we'll have a long talk this weekend! Send
UNKNOWN NO. 1 Messages Hi! do you have a boyfriend? Yes.. who are you? It's your dad.. be home this weekend, and we'll talk! UNKNOWN NO. 2 Messages Edit Hi.. do you have a bf? Not a chance, who are you anyway? It's your bf, sucks to know that you're not proud to be with me and be your bf.. ( Sorry babe, I though you're my dad.. he texted me a while baclk asking the same question Yes, it me, your dad.. we'll have a long talk this weekend! Send

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le me, circa 1998 opening Christmas presents with family Zelda: Ocarina of Time! This is the best Christmas ever! *After a few days, my Zelda cravings became worse and worse. To feed the addiction, I planned Operation: "Sneak into the living room during the middle of the night to play Zelda while everyone sleeps". CHALLENGE CONSIDERED CHALLENGE ACCEPTED le me, slowly tiptoeing into the living room as quiet as possible Problem Son? When all of the sudden I hear... Dad? It's 2:00 in the morning! "Yeah, and a little past your bedtime." "But, I tell you what-You can stay up Just tell me how to defeat this dungeon." UUUu UUUu UUUu * Looking back, it was awesome to have a dad that was obsessed with Zelda as much as I was. I just wish I could have played the game as often as he did True Story
le me, circa 1998 opening Christmas presents with family Zelda: Ocarina of Time! This is the best Christmas ever! *After a few days, my Zelda cravings became worse and worse. To feed the addiction, I planned Operation: "Sneak into the living room during the middle of the night to play Zelda while everyone sleeps". CHALLENGE CONSIDERED CHALLENGE ACCEPTED le me, slowly tiptoeing into the living room as quiet as possible Problem Son? When all of the sudden I hear... Dad? It's 2:00 in the morning! "Yeah, and a little past your bedtime." "But, I tell you what-You can stay up Just tell me how to defeat this dungeon." UUUu UUUu UUUu * Looking back, it was awesome to have a dad that was obsessed with Zelda as much as I was. I just wish I could have played the game as often as he did True Story

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my dad and i derping around while my mother reads her book * view into living ro㎝ from kitchen perfectly drawn open book kitchen hey mom, you on your last page? what did she say hun? i simply wanted to see if she was done, because i wanted to read it myself my mom cant hear worth s--- and tends to ask others what another person said in the same room why honey, she said you had a bug on your face... now my mother carries around a rolled up newspaper and does not believe me when i tell her she has been trolled, so thank you father for creating a paranoid she monster now prepared for downvotes
my dad and i derping around while my mother reads her book * view into living ro㎝ from kitchen perfectly drawn open book kitchen hey mom, you on your last page? what did she say hun? i simply wanted to see if she was done, because i wanted to read it myself my mom cant hear worth s--- and tends to ask others what another person said in the same room why honey, she said you had a bug on your face... now my mother carries around a rolled up newspaper and does not believe me when i tell her she has been trolled, so thank you father for creating a paranoid she monster now prepared for downvotes

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Me and my cousin at a family dinner at our aunt's. We had been caught smoking trees a week earlier... *my dad* "Hey pop, we' re gonna head out." cuz* me* "no sir. ." "You boys gonna go smoke some of that DOPE, that WEED, that POT?" "never again, uncle" POKER FACE POKER FACE "Well that's too bad, it seems we have a great selection of POT (ted) PTANTS right here!"
Me and my cousin at a family dinner at our aunt's. We had been caught smoking trees a week earlier... *my dad* "Hey pop, we' re gonna head out." cuz* me* "no sir. ." "You boys gonna go smoke some of that DOPE, that WEED, that POT?" "never again, uncle" POKER FACE POKER FACE "Well that's too bad, it seems we have a great selection of POT (ted) PTANTS right here!"

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me enjoying a heavenly plate of texas chilli fries Son... have you noticed your weight lately?? feeling sorry for myself i save the plate in the fridge. . THAT EVENINE okay UUUu UUUu
me enjoying a heavenly plate of texas chilli fries Son... have you noticed your weight lately?? feeling sorry for myself i save the plate in the fridge. . THAT EVENINE okay UUUu UUUu

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Did you do anything to my son last night? Some backstory.. . My dad's neighbours are really loud and abusive, one night they woke dad up with shouting and her son ran outside. Dad offered him shelter but he declined, the next day the angry neighbour came No... sounds like you did though, sure the polic would like to know You know. THE POSTMAN best you can Bitch, is that the do? (actual quote) HATES *slams door* F--- KEA.
Did you do anything to my son last night? Some backstory.. . My dad's neighbours are really loud and abusive, one night they woke dad up with shouting and her son ran outside. Dad offered him shelter but he declined, the next day the angry neighbour came No... sounds like you did though, sure the polic would like to know You know. THE POSTMAN best you can Bitch, is that the do? (actual quote) HATES *slams door* F--- KEA.

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Hey troll dads. HomeschoG your childrern Teach them to read books sideways They will forever wonder why signs are written sideways. RIVER OAK LANE
Hey troll dads. HomeschoG your childrern Teach them to read books sideways They will forever wonder why signs are written sideways. RIVER OAK LANE

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Hey Dan did you know my son is socially awkward? No!! What are your friends names?
Hey Dan did you know my son is socially awkward? No!! What are your friends names?

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*le me *le mom mom! please dont make me go to that check-up!! dont be silly, it only takes 15 minutes!! ngの but the doctor touches my BALLS! !! i just close my eyes and enjoy it! OH GOD WHY
*le me *le mom mom! please dont make me go to that check-up!! dont be silly, it only takes 15 minutes!! ngの but the doctor touches my BALLS! !! i just close my eyes and enjoy it! OH GOD WHY

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"Hey let's go get some ice cream." "YES." LATER At the ice cream store. .- Le dad Le me Ice cream!" "Why dont' we go outside to eat it? "But it's freezing outside." "It's not that cold honey.'" Why did e get So I step outside not believing him and it's cold as he11 ce ream in the winter?"
"Hey let's go get some ice cream." "YES." LATER At the ice cream store. .- Le dad Le me Ice cream!" "Why dont' we go outside to eat it? "But it's freezing outside." "It's not that cold honey.'" Why did e get So I step outside not believing him and it's cold as he11 ce ream in the winter?"

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*Little me running to the kitchen to my dad Daddy! Can I ask you a question? You just did Can I ask two?? POKERFACE U﹀l POKER FACE You just did. But... but... POKER FACEr okay
*Little me running to the kitchen to my dad Daddy! Can I ask you a question? You just did Can I ask two?? POKERFACE U﹀l POKER FACE You just did. But... but... POKER FACEr okay

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Le me, browsing Reddit Suddenly, wild Troll Dad appears! Hey son theres a cute girl at the door waiting for you! Open door like a Bau5 *Running towards the door Hey mister, would you like to buy a box of cookies? We've got chocolate and oatmeal and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. . . It was only a little girl scout The things I would have said! And Raisin and coconut and blah blah
Le me, browsing Reddit Suddenly, wild Troll Dad appears! Hey son theres a cute girl at the door waiting for you! Open door like a Bau5 *Running towards the door Hey mister, would you like to buy a box of cookies? We've got chocolate and oatmeal and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. . . It was only a little girl scout The things I would have said! And Raisin and coconut and blah blah

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Le me and troll dad picking out a turkey Wow you got a big juicy one *troll dad *le me AUTNERBALA YOUNG Turkey YOUNG Turkey "funny your mom said the same thing lastnight
Le me and troll dad picking out a turkey Wow you got a big juicy one *troll dad *le me AUTNERBALA YOUNG Turkey YOUNG Turkey "funny your mom said the same thing lastnight

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