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*In walks le Dad 2 days after returning from work in Saudi Arabia *Me playing vidya games "Hey Son, I need you to stay out tomorrow night.'" *Poorly Drawn Controller "Lets just say I've missed your Mom" "Err. . Ok. Why?" "Oh, ok then"
*In walks le Dad 2 days after returning from work in Saudi Arabia *Me playing vidya games "Hey Son, I need you to stay out tomorrow night.'" *Poorly Drawn Controller "Lets just say I've missed your Mom" "Err. . Ok. Why?" "Oh, ok then"

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Maybe Dad: hey you wanna help me kill some ants today? Young m e: Me: It'll be fun i'1l Me: well then you have let you use fire. . . yourself a partner Dad: first you dig a hole to get them real p----- off. Dad: then you mix in half a can of gas to make sure ou get all of them as Dad: here' s a match i'm going to get started on the next hill *Le tOSS *ants Dad: good work son!
Maybe Dad: hey you wanna help me kill some ants today? Young m e: Me: It'll be fun i'1l Me: well then you have let you use fire. . . yourself a partner Dad: first you dig a hole to get them real p----- off. Dad: then you mix in half a can of gas to make sure ou get all of them as Dad: here' s a match i'm going to get started on the next hill *Le tOSS *ants Dad: good work son!

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Dad, can we go to the playground? once i finnish coffee can we go noW? son le pour new cup
Dad, can we go to the playground? once i finnish coffee can we go noW? son le pour new cup

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*Me talking to my parrents about uncle Derp who got divorced ...and uncle Derp said that he will buy a new Derpoyota." Mom *Me *Troll dad "Well of course son, he is a free man now, if I divorced your mother I would buy an airplane."
*Me talking to my parrents about uncle Derp who got divorced ...and uncle Derp said that he will buy a new Derpoyota." Mom *Me *Troll dad "Well of course son, he is a free man now, if I divorced your mother I would buy an airplane."

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le me le gf suddenly gi s dad enters AP FAP FAP AP later in car well, how is her p----? UUULU
le me le gf suddenly gi s dad enters AP FAP FAP AP later in car well, how is her p----? UUULU

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*Derpina *Me and Derpina going to prom. "I know you were supposed to drop me off, but I think we should go to your house and maybe fool around in your room. " *We walk through front door "So. Did you get any ( p---- tonight?" view of front door. *Not expecting two of us to arrive * Troll Dad walking into view at the top of stairs BAD POKER FACE *Troll Dad realizing what just went down. POKER FACE *Derpina "Have a great night, son." "That was just weird. Take me home please." * Prances to bedroom snickering. UUUu UuUU-
*Derpina *Me and Derpina going to prom. "I know you were supposed to drop me off, but I think we should go to your house and maybe fool around in your room. " *We walk through front door "So. Did you get any ( p---- tonight?" view of front door. *Not expecting two of us to arrive * Troll Dad walking into view at the top of stairs BAD POKER FACE *Troll Dad realizing what just went down. POKER FACE *Derpina "Have a great night, son." "That was just weird. Take me home please." * Prances to bedroom snickering. UUUu UuUU-

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a wild dog appears le me and my dad at a restaraunt eatin outside when suddenly.. . the dog bigins to lick its genitals just give him some doggie treats and prohaps he will let you lucky dog i wish could do that (LOLIOJ True Story NOT BAD
a wild dog appears le me and my dad at a restaraunt eatin outside when suddenly.. . the dog bigins to lick its genitals just give him some doggie treats and prohaps he will let you lucky dog i wish could do that (LOLIOJ True Story NOT BAD

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Finishing landscaping churchaway. project, just watering, 7:30 am Son go put the hose sure thing paps, after this since we are out I need to stop by herp'n'derp hobby, I need balsa for a school project. A FEW MiNUTES LATER.... SPLING ok the shop opens in 20 minutes Won't that just make it muddy? but we need to clean up first take this broom, and sweep the dirt off the wet pavement. before after just do it. Dad! now I have to go get the hose and spray this off! You Won 't have to wait for it to open now though.
Finishing landscaping churchaway. project, just watering, 7:30 am Son go put the hose sure thing paps, after this since we are out I need to stop by herp'n'derp hobby, I need balsa for a school project. A FEW MiNUTES LATER.... SPLING ok the shop opens in 20 minutes Won't that just make it muddy? but we need to clean up first take this broom, and sweep the dirt off the wet pavement. before after just do it. Dad! now I have to go get the hose and spray this off! You Won 't have to wait for it to open now though.

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le me, derping and eating breakfast hey derp, you know the information to study abroad for college came in? le mom I already told you, I'm not really interested in studying abroad but derp, blah blah blah studying abroad good for you blah blah blah hell, i'd study a broad any time I could
le me, derping and eating breakfast hey derp, you know the information to study abroad for college came in? le mom I already told you, I'm not really interested in studying abroad but derp, blah blah blah studying abroad good for you blah blah blah hell, i'd study a broad any time I could

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(自 s. 孪 poorly drawn hotdcgs Le friends me (Derpy)at my 14th birthday party Dad walks in with hotdoga THOSE GLOOKDerpy I think you LIKE MYgot a girth WIENER! Problem.. - True Sto okay
(自 s. 孪 poorly drawn hotdcgs Le friends me (Derpy)at my 14th birthday party Dad walks in with hotdoga THOSE GLOOKDerpy I think you LIKE MYgot a girth WIENER! Problem.. - True Sto okay

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What do you want for lunch son? Egg sandwhich! Lunchtime Le me, first day of year 2 The next day Uncooked egg between two peices of bread What do you want for lunch son A sandwhich and fruit and no silly things 0 Lunchtime I GROWING BOY Stick of butter and whole peanuts eaches Y UNO GIVE HEALTHY LUNCH
What do you want for lunch son? Egg sandwhich! Lunchtime Le me, first day of year 2 The next day Uncooked egg between two peices of bread What do you want for lunch son A sandwhich and fruit and no silly things 0 Lunchtime I GROWING BOY Stick of butter and whole peanuts eaches Y UNO GIVE HEALTHY LUNCH

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Dad are we there yet? Are we there yet, dad? No, son No, son We're here, but we're not there. Are we there NOW?
Dad are we there yet? Are we there yet, dad? No, son No, son We're here, but we're not there. Are we there NOW?

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1991 Congrats, Mr. and Mrs. Merkin. It's His name shall be Harry. Harry Merkin. a boy Hmmm . I thinhk I have the OMG what will we name him dear? My actual name* My Mother Father 2011 OH MY GOD THAT'S THE FUNNIEST NAME IVE EVER HEARD! /Why's my name so funny? Hey there, I'm Derpina What's your name? My name's Harry Harry Merkin OMG LOOK IT UP IN THE DICTIONARY! / Some girl at a party* *Me, 20 years later* Hmmm. . . I guess I'1l check dictionary.com to see why that girl thought my name was so Funny. LATER World English Dictionary merkin (m3 km) 1. an artificial hairpiece for the pudendum; a pubic wig 2. obsolete the pudendum itself Wait... my name is... Harry Pubic Wig? (S UUUu
1991 Congrats, Mr. and Mrs. Merkin. It's His name shall be Harry. Harry Merkin. a boy Hmmm . I thinhk I have the OMG what will we name him dear? My actual name* My Mother Father 2011 OH MY GOD THAT'S THE FUNNIEST NAME IVE EVER HEARD! /Why's my name so funny? Hey there, I'm Derpina What's your name? My name's Harry Harry Merkin OMG LOOK IT UP IN THE DICTIONARY! / Some girl at a party* *Me, 20 years later* Hmmm. . . I guess I'1l check dictionary.com to see why that girl thought my name was so Funny. LATER World English Dictionary merkin (m3 km) 1. an artificial hairpiece for the pudendum; a pubic wig 2. obsolete the pudendum itself Wait... my name is... Harry Pubic Wig? (S UUUu

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sigh Lazy Boy... My dad driving me to the take the SAT, and being an Asian father Son, do you know your vocab? Do you know your equations? WHAT?! I am not lazy. I studied my don't think you studied butt off for this You won't get into test. Do you acutally college without a 1600 think I don't care I'1l be fine. . . sheesh
sigh Lazy Boy... My dad driving me to the take the SAT, and being an Asian father Son, do you know your vocab? Do you know your equations? WHAT?! I am not lazy. I studied my don't think you studied butt off for this You won't get into test. Do you acutally college without a 1600 think I don't care I'1l be fine. . . sheesh

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No. I ate an hour ago. I'm still full-ish. Are you hungry, son? (> a You're right, son. You are foolish. UUUu
No. I ate an hour ago. I'm still full-ish. Are you hungry, son? (> a You're right, son. You are foolish. UUUu

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Troll Dad: There are wild boar with tusks all over this area. They are leadly and aggressive! See those boar tracks weety? There must be dozens of boars. . ." 杠a 5yr. old me. Night has fallen. The LATER bathrooms are a 1/2 acre away I march off like a little boss "Be careful, honey!" Mark Unrau 2009 As I walk out of the bathroom into the night. . . . *CRASH THUMP THUMP CRACKLE* LUDICROUS SPEED GO!!! Le bush *La Mom *I make it back alive and tell mom all about it. . . Troll Dad arrives out。f breath* 311 pad a "You know what? I think we got a track and field star here! Nothing alive could have caught that child! I'm proud of you sweety!" I THOUGHT MY LIFE WAS ABOUT TO ENDTHIS IS FUN FOR YOU?! MY DADDY IS PROUD OF ME
Troll Dad: There are wild boar with tusks all over this area. They are leadly and aggressive! See those boar tracks weety? There must be dozens of boars. . ." 杠a 5yr. old me. Night has fallen. The LATER bathrooms are a 1/2 acre away I march off like a little boss "Be careful, honey!" Mark Unrau 2009 As I walk out of the bathroom into the night. . . . *CRASH THUMP THUMP CRACKLE* LUDICROUS SPEED GO!!! Le bush *La Mom *I make it back alive and tell mom all about it. . . Troll Dad arrives out。f breath* 311 pad a "You know what? I think we got a track and field star here! Nothing alive could have caught that child! I'm proud of you sweety!" I THOUGHT MY LIFE WAS ABOUT TO ENDTHIS IS FUN FOR YOU?! MY DADDY IS PROUD OF ME

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