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le me, circa 1998 opening Christmas presents with family Zelda: Ocarina of Time! This is the best Christmas ever! *After a few days, my Zelda cravings became worse and worse. To feed the addiction, I planned Operation: "Sneak into the living room during the middle of the night to play Zelda while everyone sleeps". CHALLENGE CONSIDERED CHALLENGE ACCEPTED le me, slowly tiptoeing into the living room as quiet as possible Problem Son? When all of the sudden I hear... Dad? It's 2:00 in the morning! "Yeah, and a little past your bedtime." "But, I tell you what-You can stay up Just tell me how to defeat this dungeon." UUUu UUUu UUUu * Looking back, it was awesome to have a dad that was obsessed with Zelda as much as I was. I just wish I could have played the game as often as he did True Story

le me, circa 1998 opening Christmas presents with family Zelda: Ocarina of Time! This is the best Christmas ever! *After a few days, my Zelda cravings became worse and worse. To feed the addiction, I planned Operation: "Sneak into the living room during the middle of the night to play Zelda while everyone sleeps". CHALLENGE CONSIDERED CHALLENGE ACCEPTED le me, slowly tiptoeing into the living room as quiet as possible Problem Son? When all of the sudden I hear... Dad? It's 2:00 in the morning! "Yeah, and a little past your bedtime." "But, I tell you what-You can stay up Just tell me how to defeat this dungeon." UUUu UUUu UUUu * Looking back, it was awesome to have a dad that was obsessed with Zelda as much as I was. I just wish I could have played the game as often as he did True Story

my dad and i derping around while my mother reads her book * view into living ro㎝ from kitchen perfectly drawn open book kitchen hey mom, you on your last page? what did she say hun? i simply wanted to see if she was done, because i wanted to read it myself my mom cant hear worth s--- and tends to ask others what another person said in the same room why honey, she said you had a bug on your face... now my mother carries around a rolled up newspaper and does not believe me when i tell her she has been trolled, so thank you father for creating a paranoid she monster now prepared for downvotes

my dad and i derping around while my mother reads her book * view into living ro㎝ from kitchen perfectly drawn open book kitchen hey mom, you on your last page? what did she say hun? i simply wanted to see if she was done, because i wanted to read it myself my mom cant hear worth s--- and tends to ask others what another person said in the same room why honey, she said you had a bug on your face... now my mother carries around a rolled up newspaper and does not believe me when i tell her she has been trolled, so thank you father for creating a paranoid she monster now prepared for downvotes

Me and my cousin at a family dinner at our aunt's. We had been caught smoking trees a week earlier... *my dad* "Hey pop, we' re gonna head out." cuz* me* "no sir. ." "You boys gonna go smoke some of that DOPE, that WEED, that POT?" "never again, uncle" POKER FACE POKER FACE "Well that's too bad, it seems we have a great selection of POT (ted) PTANTS right here!"

Me and my cousin at a family dinner at our aunt's. We had been caught smoking trees a week earlier... *my dad* "Hey pop, we' re gonna head out." cuz* me* "no sir. ." "You boys gonna go smoke some of that DOPE, that WEED, that POT?" "never again, uncle" POKER FACE POKER FACE "Well that's too bad, it seems we have a great selection of POT (ted) PTANTS right here!"

me enjoying a heavenly plate of texas chilli fries Son... have you noticed your weight lately?? feeling sorry for myself i save the plate in the fridge. . THAT EVENINE okay UUUu UUUu

me enjoying a heavenly plate of texas chilli fries Son... have you noticed your weight lately?? feeling sorry for myself i save the plate in the fridge. . THAT EVENINE okay UUUu UUUu

Did you do anything to my son last night? Some backstory.. . My dad's neighbours are really loud and abusive, one night they woke dad up with shouting and her son ran outside. Dad offered him shelter but he declined, the next day the angry neighbour came No... sounds like you did though, sure the polic would like to know You know. THE POSTMAN best you can Bitch, is that the do? (actual quote) HATES *slams door* F--- KEA.

Did you do anything to my son last night? Some backstory.. . My dad's neighbours are really loud and abusive, one night they woke dad up with shouting and her son ran outside. Dad offered him shelter but he declined, the next day the angry neighbour came No... sounds like you did though, sure the polic would like to know You know. THE POSTMAN best you can Bitch, is that the do? (actual quote) HATES *slams door* F--- KEA.

Hey troll dads. HomeschoG your childrern Teach them to read books sideways They will forever wonder why signs are written sideways. RIVER OAK LANE

Hey troll dads. HomeschoG your childrern Teach them to read books sideways They will forever wonder why signs are written sideways. RIVER OAK LANE

Hey Dan did you know my son is socially awkward? No!! What are your friends names?

Hey Dan did you know my son is socially awkward? No!! What are your friends names?

*le me *le mom mom! please dont make me go to that check-up!! dont be silly, it only takes 15 minutes!! ngの but the doctor touches my BALLS! !! i just close my eyes and enjoy it! OH GOD WHY

*le me *le mom mom! please dont make me go to that check-up!! dont be silly, it only takes 15 minutes!! ngの but the doctor touches my BALLS! !! i just close my eyes and enjoy it! OH GOD WHY

"Hey let's go get some ice cream." "YES." LATER At the ice cream store. .- Le dad Le me Ice cream!" "Why dont' we go outside to eat it? "But it's freezing outside." "It's not that cold honey.'" Why did e get So I step outside not believing him and it's cold as he11 ce ream in the winter?"

"Hey let's go get some ice cream." "YES." LATER At the ice cream store. .- Le dad Le me Ice cream!" "Why dont' we go outside to eat it? "But it's freezing outside." "It's not that cold honey.'" Why did e get So I step outside not believing him and it's cold as he11 ce ream in the winter?"

*Little me running to the kitchen to my dad Daddy! Can I ask you a question? You just did Can I ask two?? POKERFACE U﹀l POKER FACE You just did. But... but... POKER FACEr okay

*Little me running to the kitchen to my dad Daddy! Can I ask you a question? You just did Can I ask two?? POKERFACE U﹀l POKER FACE You just did. But... but... POKER FACEr okay

Le me, browsing Reddit Suddenly, wild Troll Dad appears! Hey son theres a cute girl at the door waiting for you! Open door like a Bau5 *Running towards the door Hey mister, would you like to buy a box of cookies? We've got chocolate and oatmeal and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. . . It was only a little girl scout The things I would have said! And Raisin and coconut and blah blah

Le me, browsing Reddit Suddenly, wild Troll Dad appears! Hey son theres a cute girl at the door waiting for you! Open door like a Bau5 *Running towards the door Hey mister, would you like to buy a box of cookies? We've got chocolate and oatmeal and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. . . It was only a little girl scout The things I would have said! And Raisin and coconut and blah blah

Le me and troll dad picking out a turkey Wow you got a big juicy one *troll dad *le me AUTNERBALA YOUNG Turkey YOUNG Turkey "funny your mom said the same thing lastnight

Le me and troll dad picking out a turkey Wow you got a big juicy one *troll dad *le me AUTNERBALA YOUNG Turkey YOUNG Turkey "funny your mom said the same thing lastnight

The rest are mine! ...I spat on them! Mom, Dad, and I eating dinner, when I decide to take another Dad, you're DNA is in me I don't care iece of garlic bread Really? I thought my DNA was only in your mom.

The rest are mine! ...I spat on them! Mom, Dad, and I eating dinner, when I decide to take another Dad, you're DNA is in me I don't care iece of garlic bread Really? I thought my DNA was only in your mom.

Many friday evenings Dad He's gonna 6-year old me pop the bag Wheeeeeeee! Potato chips t empty bag 尸 ! TWENTU MINUTES LATER Dad sure is wierd. Oh well, back to TV! *does nothing* *TV TV COOL COWBOYS TV TV TV TV* "There there, it was only the TV. Zeb Macahan wouldn't cry now would he?" DEATH IS HERE "Good boy, have s ome more chips." *nom nom TV nom Tv TV TV* "No.

Many friday evenings Dad He's gonna 6-year old me pop the bag Wheeeeeeee! Potato chips t empty bag 尸 ! TWENTU MINUTES LATER Dad sure is wierd. Oh well, back to TV! *does nothing* *TV TV COOL COWBOYS TV TV TV TV* "There there, it was only the TV. Zeb Macahan wouldn't cry now would he?" DEATH IS HERE "Good boy, have s ome more chips." *nom nom TV nom Tv TV TV* "No.

Now son dont smoke pot, it will hit you in the back of the ead like a brick! TWO HOURS LATER In my room proceds to throw a brick and run way Troll dad opens window. hit so hard eys alsmot pop out

Now son dont smoke pot, it will hit you in the back of the ead like a brick! TWO HOURS LATER In my room proceds to throw a brick and run way Troll dad opens window. hit so hard eys alsmot pop out

*gonna introduce le girlfriend to father* its a pleasure to meet you Its a pleasure to meet you too. Let me take this opportunity to apologize for walking in on you two having sex the other day. I should have knocked on le door. ITS OVER!!! That wasnt her the other day! I knovw

*gonna introduce le girlfriend to father* its a pleasure to meet you Its a pleasure to meet you too. Let me take this opportunity to apologize for walking in on you two having sex the other day. I should have knocked on le door. ITS OVER!!! That wasnt her the other day! I knovw

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Until you are 18 you will do what l tell you As long as you live in my house you will do what I want you to do. FI FFr UUUu ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME I am in charge here as long as I am paying for your college.

Until you are 18 you will do what l tell you As long as you live in my house you will do what I want you to do. FI FFr UUUu ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME I am in charge here as long as I am paying for your college.

hey sport, how does Shooting full auto guns all day sound? OMG DAD SOUNDS AWESOME YAY YAY YAY! I CANT great! Thanks for the input kiddo, i know your step bro will love it!

hey sport, how does Shooting full auto guns all day sound? OMG DAD SOUNDS AWESOME YAY YAY YAY! I CANT great! Thanks for the input kiddo, i know your step bro will love it!

mom, can i go to derpys? dad, can i go to derpys? ask your father ask your mother.

mom, can i go to derpys? dad, can i go to derpys? ask your father ask your mother.

Whenever I read something Troll Dad says... I hear it in his voice!

Whenever I read something Troll Dad says... I hear it in his voice!