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Driving with my dad at age 5.. . Son, do you know left and right yet? I sure do! Okay, which leg is your left leg? And which is your right leg? Ummm. .. this one! This one! And what about your middle leg? Dad, I don' t have a middle leg! L5 years later. - - oh THAT middleleg
Driving with my dad at age 5.. . Son, do you know left and right yet? I sure do! Okay, which leg is your left leg? And which is your right leg? Ummm. .. this one! This one! And what about your middle leg? Dad, I don' t have a middle leg! L5 years later. - - oh THAT middleleg

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Arkansas HIGHSCHOOL EXPERIENCE Social Studies: No it's not! It's Voodoo, which is based on West African Vodun and Catholicis The official religion of Haiti is Satanism DETENTION! Sociology What about the efore the Rosetta person who made the Stone was found noRosetta Stone? He one other than thecould obviously read ancient Egyptians | & write had been able to translate Egyptian demotic and Greek. Hieroglyphics! heiroglyphics, GET THE HELL OUT! permanently removed Irom clasS Biology Now we start the chapter on evolution. I don't belive it, I don't expect you to believe it, but I have to teach it by law, so let's just get through it. But there's an overwhelming amount of evidence to support evolution. It IS a fact. I don't think "theory" means what you think it means. .. So you're an atheist? I used 1 to be an atheist, but then I got busted for dealing drugs, went to prison, found Jesus, and decided to teach instead!
Arkansas HIGHSCHOOL EXPERIENCE Social Studies: No it's not! It's Voodoo, which is based on West African Vodun and Catholicis The official religion of Haiti is Satanism DETENTION! Sociology What about the efore the Rosetta person who made the Stone was found noRosetta Stone? He one other than thecould obviously read ancient Egyptians | & write had been able to translate Egyptian demotic and Greek. Hieroglyphics! heiroglyphics, GET THE HELL OUT! permanently removed Irom clasS Biology Now we start the chapter on evolution. I don't belive it, I don't expect you to believe it, but I have to teach it by law, so let's just get through it. But there's an overwhelming amount of evidence to support evolution. It IS a fact. I don't think "theory" means what you think it means. .. So you're an atheist? I used 1 to be an atheist, but then I got busted for dealing drugs, went to prison, found Jesus, and decided to teach instead!

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Hmm. The directions say to take I know! My dad a train north, but I just got works around Son, usually if someone from the city says "take the train" they mean take the subway here, I'll ask him! ff the train. following directions in le city Ah, that makes so much sense, Thanks, dad! l should be good from here Before you go, you know what they mean if they say "take a bus", right? It means "Take a bus!'" . . .No. What does that mean? 0
Hmm. The directions say to take I know! My dad a train north, but I just got works around Son, usually if someone from the city says "take the train" they mean take the subway here, I'll ask him! ff the train. following directions in le city Ah, that makes so much sense, Thanks, dad! l should be good from here Before you go, you know what they mean if they say "take a bus", right? It means "Take a bus!'" . . .No. What does that mean? 0

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In 1998 Whatever, Dad. You just don't like it because it's not old I'm gonna be cool and always like what's popular! Gittin' jiggy wit it! Son, your taste in music is terrible. 14 vear old me Present time. Present day. Herp derp Katy Perry Dad What is wrong with kids today? Those idiots have terrible taste in music! derpy herp Bruno Mars a e ittle brats Present me What have I become?
In 1998 Whatever, Dad. You just don't like it because it's not old I'm gonna be cool and always like what's popular! Gittin' jiggy wit it! Son, your taste in music is terrible. 14 vear old me Present time. Present day. Herp derp Katy Perry Dad What is wrong with kids today? Those idiots have terrible taste in music! derpy herp Bruno Mars a e ittle brats Present me What have I become?

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"Hey Dad I am taller than you now, what do you have to say about that?" "Thats actually very interesting, do you know why?" "You sure are son." "No, why?" "I didn't know they could stack s--- that high." UUUu UUUu UuUU
"Hey Dad I am taller than you now, what do you have to say about that?" "Thats actually very interesting, do you know why?" "You sure are son." "No, why?" "I didn't know they could stack s--- that high." UUUu UUUu UuUU

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Hey Dad, can I ask you a question? You just did! http://ragecomic.appspot.com
Hey Dad, can I ask you a question? You just did! http://ragecomic.appspot.com

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Eating lunch with trolldad* Son, recently it seems you have been acting like there is a chip on your shoulder... *Trolldad dad proceeds to put a potato chip on my shoulder without me knowing Wha... no I don't..
Eating lunch with trolldad* Son, recently it seems you have been acting like there is a chip on your shoulder... *Trolldad dad proceeds to put a potato chip on my shoulder without me knowing Wha... no I don't..

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*Me at le computer checking SC2 replays... . "Come get dinner!! J) Mom "Here you go!" "Thank you!" le SpikeTV in the background talking about an organ donor that was pronounced brain dead at the scene of an accident that actually wasn't brain dead and could watch the doctors cut open his chest and remove his still beating heart (apparently this happens all the time) SPIKE ! They thought he was dead!" *Dad http://ragecomic.appspot.com
*Me at le computer checking SC2 replays... . "Come get dinner!! J) Mom "Here you go!" "Thank you!" le SpikeTV in the background talking about an organ donor that was pronounced brain dead at the scene of an accident that actually wasn't brain dead and could watch the doctors cut open his chest and remove his still beating heart (apparently this happens all the time) SPIKE ! They thought he was dead!" *Dad http://ragecomic.appspot.com

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Hey Son, let me drive you to I can't wait to vote the polling center! in my first Presidential election! Okay Dad! Me Just turned 18) le drive So who are you going to vote for? My dad hasn't voted in years.. . Why does he want to come? Obama. . . You told me you don't vote. Why are you on line? Why?! You said you don't care about politics! Oh, I've decided to vote for McCain! I don't! I'm just making sure your vote doesn't count! http://ragecomic.appspot.com
Hey Son, let me drive you to I can't wait to vote the polling center! in my first Presidential election! Okay Dad! Me Just turned 18) le drive So who are you going to vote for? My dad hasn't voted in years.. . Why does he want to come? Obama. . . You told me you don't vote. Why are you on line? Why?! You said you don't care about politics! Oh, I've decided to vote for McCain! I don't! I'm just making sure your vote doesn't count! http://ragecomic.appspot.com

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You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far Cause you know it don't matter You can rely on the Trolldad's money anyway You can rely on the Trolldad's money I've decided t。give all the money to Troll Jr. because you're a girl and therefore suck with money, problem? バ曬 FUU This is my fiance Sir Reginald Derpington VII He likes my vagina Just 1like her mom Luite バ曬
You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far Cause you know it don't matter You can rely on the Trolldad's money anyway You can rely on the Trolldad's money I've decided t。give all the money to Troll Jr. because you're a girl and therefore suck with money, problem? バ曬 FUU This is my fiance Sir Reginald Derpington VII He likes my vagina Just 1like her mom Luite バ曬

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Gushers! POKERF CE USHERS Yes. .. Kids Getting some snacks for the kids? POKER FACE Sorry kids. Those are daddies' gushers We can't reach the gushers! But gushers are for kids! Nope. You're thinking of Trix FUU http://ragecomic.appspot.com
Gushers! POKERF CE USHERS Yes. .. Kids Getting some snacks for the kids? POKER FACE Sorry kids. Those are daddies' gushers We can't reach the gushers! But gushers are for kids! Nope. You're thinking of Trix FUU http://ragecomic.appspot.com

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This never happens when you're away. Maybe you should stop burning up all of the internets with your games Hey Dad, the wireless routrer is down http://ragecomic.appspot.conm
This never happens when you're away. Maybe you should stop burning up all of the internets with your games Hey Dad, the wireless routrer is down http://ragecomic.appspot.conm

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1982, le 7-11 Dad, can I have some money to play? WHOA, new arcade games at 7-11! Sure son! If you want to earn some money you can level that dirtpile by the driveway! Le giant dirt pile, now le grass-covered hill CHALLENGE ACCEPTED *Dig Dig Dig* [Like 10 hours later] Good job, son! Here's your money. . . Le leveled-out dirtpile 25 25 FIFTY CENTS http://ragecomic.appspot.com
1982, le 7-11 Dad, can I have some money to play? WHOA, new arcade games at 7-11! Sure son! If you want to earn some money you can level that dirtpile by the driveway! Le giant dirt pile, now le grass-covered hill CHALLENGE ACCEPTED *Dig Dig Dig* [Like 10 hours later] Good job, son! Here's your money. . . Le leveled-out dirtpile 25 25 FIFTY CENTS http://ragecomic.appspot.com

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eve Herp derp, almost dad's birthday.. . Better get him a gift. metioned actually wanting something spending hours browing the stores MEN! Y-U-SO HARD TO BUY FOR?! Hey dad, what do you want for your birthday? "I'1l think of something" "You'11 find something" "You don't have o get me anything" And he never got anything for his birthday from me for the rest of his life FUU http://ragecomic.appspot.com
eve Herp derp, almost dad's birthday.. . Better get him a gift. metioned actually wanting something spending hours browing the stores MEN! Y-U-SO HARD TO BUY FOR?! Hey dad, what do you want for your birthday? "I'1l think of something" "You'11 find something" "You don't have o get me anything" And he never got anything for his birthday from me for the rest of his life FUU http://ragecomic.appspot.com

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Dad, what would an unborn child even dream about? All it knows is a womb.. illboard about abies being able o dream while till a fetu Me and my father "Perhaps a womb with a view?" http://ragecomic.appspot.com
Dad, what would an unborn child even dream about? All it knows is a womb.. illboard about abies being able o dream while till a fetu Me and my father "Perhaps a womb with a view?" http://ragecomic.appspot.com

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Religion So Dad, what are you giving up for lent? LOL
Religion So Dad, what are you giving up for lent? LOL

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When I was a kid... Son... the world is your oyster I 'm allergic to oysters
When I was a kid... Son... the world is your oyster I 'm allergic to oysters

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dad: did you know that men mostly think with the right side of their brains? me and women mostly think with the wrong side FFUU http://ragecomic.appspot.com
dad: did you know that men mostly think with the right side of their brains? me and women mostly think with the wrong side FFUU http://ragecomic.appspot.com

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It's Chinese Takeout Night! What do your fortune cookies say guys? Mine says, "Good things are being said about you" Mine says, "true love is closer than you think" What does yours say dad!? "Send help! I'm trapped in a Chinese cookie factory" FFFU FUU http://ragecomic.appspot.com
It's Chinese Takeout Night! What do your fortune cookies say guys? Mine says, "Good things are being said about you" Mine says, "true love is closer than you think" What does yours say dad!? "Send help! I'm trapped in a Chinese cookie factory" FFFU FUU http://ragecomic.appspot.com

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