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Girl: I'm having heart surgery today Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more, much more! After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed. Girl: Where is he? Father: You don't know who gave you the heart? Girl: What? (She starts crying) Father: I'm just kidding, he went to the toilet. you just lost The Game by 9GAG.COM
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more, much more! After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed. Girl: Where is he? Father: You don't know who gave you the heart? Girl: What? (She starts crying) Father: I'm just kidding, he went to the toilet. you just lost The Game by 9GAG.COM

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A wild troll-dad appears! Le me, browsing Reddit Hey Derpica, want the rest of my popcorn ? " "Oh, sounds good, thank you! ". . .Now YOU have to wash the bowl."
A wild troll-dad appears! Le me, browsing Reddit Hey Derpica, want the rest of my popcorn ? " "Oh, sounds good, thank you! ". . .Now YOU have to wash the bowl."

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We played kickball in gym! Le 8 year gld me So derp, what did you do in schoo.l today? Jim who?
We played kickball in gym! Le 8 year gld me So derp, what did you do in schoo.l today? Jim who?

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*getting directions from my dad No, its left. Right. And then I turn left, yes? Right I know I'm supposed to turn left, so just stop now Yeah, right! Just stop.
*getting directions from my dad No, its left. Right. And then I turn left, yes? Right I know I'm supposed to turn left, so just stop now Yeah, right! Just stop.

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*me (Derp) after hours of doing random things outside (sweaty and stuff) Aww man. I really need a shower, then off to reddit for some relaxation. All clean now! reddi 皆 *Wild troll dad appears Hey derp, can you come outside for a second? Sure dad! SecoNDS 00147111 I need you to mow the entire lawn today Oh by the way, the riding mower is broken, so you will have to mow the entire lawn with this tiny trim mower
*me (Derp) after hours of doing random things outside (sweaty and stuff) Aww man. I really need a shower, then off to reddit for some relaxation. All clean now! reddi 皆 *Wild troll dad appears Hey derp, can you come outside for a second? Sure dad! SecoNDS 00147111 I need you to mow the entire lawn today Oh by the way, the riding mower is broken, so you will have to mow the entire lawn with this tiny trim mower

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What I saw from the hall: Petit frere in the living room What actually happened: Where is the TV remote? Where is the TV remote? Where the Where the hell is it? hell is it? AAARRRRGH ACCIO REMOTE ACCIO REMOTE Dad lying on the sofa. Remote whooshes from nowhere and hits him in the head HE'S A WIZARD CLACK!
What I saw from the hall: Petit frere in the living room What actually happened: Where is the TV remote? Where is the TV remote? Where the Where the hell is it? hell is it? AAARRRRGH ACCIO REMOTE ACCIO REMOTE Dad lying on the sofa. Remote whooshes from nowhere and hits him in the head HE'S A WIZARD CLACK!

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Eating dinner with my family and my sister's friend sitting outside in OD our glass hothouse /greenhouse. W My dad goes out to put some sausages on the barbecue. He puts all the sausages on exept one which he starts biting in bits and trowing all over our yard. . 卜 our sister'S Dog friend sister me My dad My mom We of course all laugh our asses off.. My dog of course knows that it is for it, but is i trapped inside the greenhouse, it starts barking and howling, clearly unpatient
Eating dinner with my family and my sister's friend sitting outside in OD our glass hothouse /greenhouse. W My dad goes out to put some sausages on the barbecue. He puts all the sausages on exept one which he starts biting in bits and trowing all over our yard. . 卜 our sister'S Dog friend sister me My dad My mom We of course all laugh our asses off.. My dog of course knows that it is for it, but is i trapped inside the greenhouse, it starts barking and howling, clearly unpatient

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The dentist? No dad, today is friday I just recived my paychek so im goin with my friends to a bar.. Hey son, are you ready to go to the dentist? Ok. I'1l go to the dentist. I all ready made the appointment, but dont worry son its just a routine chek. At le Dentist* Open wide. Are you ready to get your wisdom thooth out? Wait! What!? Wisdom thooth? My dad didnt tell me anything about that! No way! Open wide. So Son. HOW did it went with the dentist?
The dentist? No dad, today is friday I just recived my paychek so im goin with my friends to a bar.. Hey son, are you ready to go to the dentist? Ok. I'1l go to the dentist. I all ready made the appointment, but dont worry son its just a routine chek. At le Dentist* Open wide. Are you ready to get your wisdom thooth out? Wait! What!? Wisdom thooth? My dad didnt tell me anything about that! No way! Open wide. So Son. HOW did it went with the dentist?

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When suddenly... A wild troll dad appears!! *knock *knock. I gotta take a piss son Me taking a shower minding my own business... . Le freezing water..
When suddenly... A wild troll dad appears!! *knock *knock. I gotta take a piss son Me taking a shower minding my own business... . Le freezing water..

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me, gettin the mail like a boss great. .. more f------ jesus mail. . . poorly drawn mailbox 0 09.334.1035 Campus Christian Fellowshi Wait. .. CO meets behind CLOSE ENOUGH.
me, gettin the mail like a boss great. .. more f------ jesus mail. . . poorly drawn mailbox 0 09.334.1035 Campus Christian Fellowshi Wait. .. CO meets behind CLOSE ENOUGH.

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(Earlier that morning) HHMMMmmmm i could really use some jell for my toast (Glue) (CRUNCHH (Broken glass)
(Earlier that morning) HHMMMmmmm i could really use some jell for my toast (Glue) (CRUNCHH (Broken glass)

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*dad and I on our way to go fishing* me* * dad* "So son, do you have th bait?" "Sure do, dad!" "Well then I can be the apprentice baiter, and you can be the master baiter!" HE KNOWS. LOL LOL
*dad and I on our way to go fishing* me* * dad* "So son, do you have th bait?" "Sure do, dad!" "Well then I can be the apprentice baiter, and you can be the master baiter!" HE KNOWS. LOL LOL

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*le me, fapping upstairs at 5:30 AM look over and see my dad coming up our carpeted stairs like a ninja FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP i thought i heard Spongebob you did BAD POKIR FACE POKER FACE that was like 30 minutes ago how long was he listening to my p---?
*le me, fapping upstairs at 5:30 AM look over and see my dad coming up our carpeted stairs like a ninja FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP i thought i heard Spongebob you did BAD POKIR FACE POKER FACE that was like 30 minutes ago how long was he listening to my p---?

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Morning Dad!!!! Morning squirt! Hey Dad.... why do you call me squirt? Because that's how you started out! POKER FACE
Morning Dad!!!! Morning squirt! Hey Dad.... why do you call me squirt? Because that's how you started out! POKER FACE

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* Le intense sexytimes. *Girl starts to scream really loud. Didn't think much of it at the time. Next morning I realize how 1 ua she was and how noticeable it could've been. My room Living room "So, uh, dad.. . you sleep well last night? Hear any odd noises, like that train?'" a o h m Kitchen Parents Room My walls are paper thin "No son, did you? Because your mother and I got pretty into it last night. Hope we didn't wake you."
* Le intense sexytimes. *Girl starts to scream really loud. Didn't think much of it at the time. Next morning I realize how 1 ua she was and how noticeable it could've been. My room Living room "So, uh, dad.. . you sleep well last night? Hear any odd noises, like that train?'" a o h m Kitchen Parents Room My walls are paper thin "No son, did you? Because your mother and I got pretty into it last night. Hope we didn't wake you."

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Hello son, would you like to hear a joke about construction? Sure Dad! I love jokes! Awaiting le punchline* *expecting long monologue* I 'm working on it.
Hello son, would you like to hear a joke about construction? Sure Dad! I love jokes! Awaiting le punchline* *expecting long monologue* I 'm working on it.

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