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*me blowing out candle like a boss *me on my birthday! *birthday cake candle *birthday ake candle What the...?! *birthdayProblem? cake candle relights 勺
*me blowing out candle like a boss *me on my birthday! *birthday cake candle *birthday ake candle What the...?! *birthdayProblem? cake candle relights 勺

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my brother and I were playing COD Dad had a comment for everything earlier, our dad watched us play "I shot that guy like three times!" "Maybe you should have shot him four times." bro me "You probably get more points if you put the guns down and try to talk to them." "Do you get more points for hiding like that?'" TEFE ESLOL ULU
my brother and I were playing COD Dad had a comment for everything earlier, our dad watched us play "I shot that guy like three times!" "Maybe you should have shot him four times." bro me "You probably get more points if you put the guns down and try to talk to them." "Do you get more points for hiding like that?'" TEFE ESLOL ULU

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When Suddenly, A Wild Troll Dad Appears Hey Son, have you ever seen a wild corndog? Me. Derping at a campground. Age 3 I take a gigantic Bite Me I LOVE CORNDOGS GIMME NOW! Le Cattail-> し"FFFFFF FFFUU Le UUUU Mouthfull UUU of Fuzz Uuuu
When Suddenly, A Wild Troll Dad Appears Hey Son, have you ever seen a wild corndog? Me. Derping at a campground. Age 3 I take a gigantic Bite Me I LOVE CORNDOGS GIMME NOW! Le Cattail-> し"FFFFFF FFFUU Le UUUU Mouthfull UUU of Fuzz Uuuu

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*me 7 enjoying a nice toke while my parents aren't home I'm downstairs eating some munchies and watching tv when I hear them come home ES *Dad: "Hey Derpette! Wanna see the pot your mom and I just bought?" "We just bought pot! It was a really good deal!" "Dad.. I'm n t sure You realize what you're saying. .." HAT? TOKER FACE He leaves the room for a second and then comes back holding this.. So you bought a FLOWER pot!? "See! Pot!" "Yeah! Why what did you think I was talking about?" *And that was the day I realized my Dacd totally knew I smoked..and problably didn't care... EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN XPECTED "Nothing. ." TOKERFACE
*me 7 enjoying a nice toke while my parents aren't home I'm downstairs eating some munchies and watching tv when I hear them come home ES *Dad: "Hey Derpette! Wanna see the pot your mom and I just bought?" "We just bought pot! It was a really good deal!" "Dad.. I'm n t sure You realize what you're saying. .." HAT? TOKER FACE He leaves the room for a second and then comes back holding this.. So you bought a FLOWER pot!? "See! Pot!" "Yeah! Why what did you think I was talking about?" *And that was the day I realized my Dacd totally knew I smoked..and problably didn't care... EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN XPECTED "Nothing. ." TOKERFACE

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*Me, helping my dad paint the house, struggling to breathe as an asthmatic child Daddy! It hurts when I breathe!" Me Dad "Well, daughter, if it hurts to breathe..." "THEN STOP BREATHING!" FUU dUuUu
*Me, helping my dad paint the house, struggling to breathe as an asthmatic child Daddy! It hurts when I breathe!" Me Dad "Well, daughter, if it hurts to breathe..." "THEN STOP BREATHING!" FUU dUuUu

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Me, a little worried since I'm getting my teeth filled tomorrow, (and I have never had it done) I ask my troll dad about it (since he's had a few) So Dad, What's it like getting your teeth filled:? Well first if you're lucky they'11 stab you wit huge ass painful then grind away teeth Blah blah blah painiul soX blaaahh blah Kinda worried/nervous watever, I browse Reddit and check the interwebs to uble check on what they actually do. Well Im going to bed goodnight He opens his hand and hows me Then suddenly Troll Dad re- enters the room bearing1 something in his hand A wild ld filii It came out when I was flossing. . . . Looks like I'11 be joining you tomorrow Karma is a bitch. Meanwhile after the dentist. . EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED Story
Me, a little worried since I'm getting my teeth filled tomorrow, (and I have never had it done) I ask my troll dad about it (since he's had a few) So Dad, What's it like getting your teeth filled:? Well first if you're lucky they'11 stab you wit huge ass painful then grind away teeth Blah blah blah painiul soX blaaahh blah Kinda worried/nervous watever, I browse Reddit and check the interwebs to uble check on what they actually do. Well Im going to bed goodnight He opens his hand and hows me Then suddenly Troll Dad re- enters the room bearing1 something in his hand A wild ld filii It came out when I was flossing. . . . Looks like I'11 be joining you tomorrow Karma is a bitch. Meanwhile after the dentist. . EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED Story

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le ten year old me and my dad able to sleep from excitement son, what say you and i go to disney world tomorrow? okay!! 11 THE NEXT DAD all ready to go? i didn't sleep much, but yeah! don't worry, just rest up on the drive. i'11 wake you up as soon as we get there! thanks dad 8 Hours Later. wake up son, we're home! what??? you were sleeping like a baby and i didn't want to wake you, so i went in and had myself a good time without you! you understand, right?
le ten year old me and my dad able to sleep from excitement son, what say you and i go to disney world tomorrow? okay!! 11 THE NEXT DAD all ready to go? i didn't sleep much, but yeah! don't worry, just rest up on the drive. i'11 wake you up as soon as we get there! thanks dad 8 Hours Later. wake up son, we're home! what??? you were sleeping like a baby and i didn't want to wake you, so i went in and had myself a good time without you! you understand, right?

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12 years old 5 years old. Hey, I'm your real dad. I avoided you out of self regret. How was the last 18 years? 18 years old. Okay
12 years old 5 years old. Hey, I'm your real dad. I avoided you out of self regret. How was the last 18 years? 18 years old. Okay

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*Le mom, trying on new pants* Honey, do these jeans make me fat? *le dad* No dear, your fat makes you look fat FUU JUUU JUUU バ曬 Uuu
*Le mom, trying on new pants* Honey, do these jeans make me fat? *le dad* No dear, your fat makes you look fat FUU JUUU JUUU バ曬 Uuu

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omg! get outta the bathroom, you've been in there forever! *le me, waking up in fantasticly drawen bed. "dad... . i gotta "just a min..." "wth?!" FFUU "oh, i went to the bathro m an hour ago, i was just reading the paper."
omg! get outta the bathroom, you've been in there forever! *le me, waking up in fantasticly drawen bed. "dad... . i gotta "just a min..." "wth?!" FFUU "oh, i went to the bathro m an hour ago, i was just reading the paper."

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Hey dad I'm gonna go out tonite with my girlfriend Is her name. PALMela?
Hey dad I'm gonna go out tonite with my girlfriend Is her name. PALMela?

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*Me and my dad when I was little "Hey Derpette, come here. I have a small present for you!" *Dad holds out his closed hand* "Coming Dad!" *Dad opens hand*
*Me and my dad when I was little "Hey Derpette, come here. I have a small present for you!" *Dad holds out his closed hand* "Coming Dad!" *Dad opens hand*

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Hey, i take s---- in your toilet when your not home so i dont take the ri Why me. sk of clogging my own *me dad
Hey, i take s---- in your toilet when your not home so i dont take the ri Why me. sk of clogging my own *me dad

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CHALLENGEACCEPTED Son, go to the store and buyeverything fron this list! Now! ok, give me money, am in the middle of something! 2 sugar 2 bred 12 beers What money? "le me, just interupted in the middle of Quake2 match THE MONEY TO BUY ALL THAT STUFFIC'mon DAD 、, I'm IN THE HURRY ! UuUU Rell, if i had any money, 1 would buy it nyselfe Manage youreselfe, you got the 11st...
CHALLENGEACCEPTED Son, go to the store and buyeverything fron this list! Now! ok, give me money, am in the middle of something! 2 sugar 2 bred 12 beers What money? "le me, just interupted in the middle of Quake2 match THE MONEY TO BUY ALL THAT STUFFIC'mon DAD 、, I'm IN THE HURRY ! UuUU Rell, if i had any money, 1 would buy it nyselfe Manage youreselfe, you got the 11st...

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Need this for a project wonder if it still works stud finder *beep* Son you should return that, it's obviously broken We all know there is no wood there. F--- YEA
Need this for a project wonder if it still works stud finder *beep* Son you should return that, it's obviously broken We all know there is no wood there. F--- YEA

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I cant wait to go home and open my present. *Know im getting an imac* Out for Dinner on My birthday le GF When are you getting your iMac baby?! sitting around tor an hour once home watching MasterDerp I unwrap it to find an apple Alright son Here is your Presen yes he hand:s me a ball wrapped in aper What's the matter son'? You said you wanted an Apple TROLOL
I cant wait to go home and open my present. *Know im getting an imac* Out for Dinner on My birthday le GF When are you getting your iMac baby?! sitting around tor an hour once home watching MasterDerp I unwrap it to find an apple Alright son Here is your Presen yes he hand:s me a ball wrapped in aper What's the matter son'? You said you wanted an Apple TROLOL

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Oh hey dad! Whats up? I thought you were Yeah I did, but I got done early! Tell mom I'1l be home operating on my favorite high-for dinner so she should set my school teacher? place at the table! (named changed so yall would understand who he is) *me *my dad, a surgeon oh thats goodl Did it just go smoothly or...? Nope! I nicked an artery 20 minutes in and he bled out! Just kidding champ, I let a partner take over, see you soon *click* YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TELL THOSE KINDS OF JOKES
Oh hey dad! Whats up? I thought you were Yeah I did, but I got done early! Tell mom I'1l be home operating on my favorite high-for dinner so she should set my school teacher? place at the table! (named changed so yall would understand who he is) *me *my dad, a surgeon oh thats goodl Did it just go smoothly or...? Nope! I nicked an artery 20 minutes in and he bled out! Just kidding champ, I let a partner take over, see you soon *click* YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TELL THOSE KINDS OF JOKES

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*Me, coming home from le year abroad. " Im home! !" "Ahh, the prodigal s n returns" "Dad called me a prodigy, suck it brother!" *Hmm, prodigal, never heard that word before, sounds almost like prodigy. . . 7 *Le brotheOkay *Checking dictionary many months later. noun a person who spends money in a recklessly extravagant wa . (also prodigal son or daughter) a person who leaves home and behaves in such a way, but later makes a repentant return. [ORIGIN: with biblical lusion to the parable in Luke 15:11-32.]
*Me, coming home from le year abroad. " Im home! !" "Ahh, the prodigal s n returns" "Dad called me a prodigy, suck it brother!" *Hmm, prodigal, never heard that word before, sounds almost like prodigy. . . 7 *Le brotheOkay *Checking dictionary many months later. noun a person who spends money in a recklessly extravagant wa . (also prodigal son or daughter) a person who leaves home and behaves in such a way, but later makes a repentant return. [ORIGIN: with biblical lusion to the parable in Luke 15:11-32.]

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"Derpina, are you wearing makeup?" "Well, it's not enough!" "Yes, why?" t UU JUU JUU OUUU
"Derpina, are you wearing makeup?" "Well, it's not enough!" "Yes, why?" t UU JUU JUU OUUU

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hey son, i just took viagra and chased it down with a laxative. 2 now i cant tell whether im coming or extra AAAAAAAAAAWWWWane1
hey son, i just took viagra and chased it down with a laxative. 2 now i cant tell whether im coming or extra AAAAAAAAAAWWWWane1

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