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The audacity...

00 rozeclawz Follow 2d ago what the C makes phone apps so as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! " are you out of your mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

00 rozeclawz Follow 2d ago what the C makes phone apps so as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! " are you out of your mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

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Raccoons and geese

soft--dogs Follow I JUST SAW A REALLY CHUNKY RACCOON ON MY WAY HOME FROM WORK soft--dogs Follow artist's rendition. my immediate reaction was to yell "chunky boy!!!" despite the fact i was the only one in the car plumpdog Follow This has the positive, opposite energy of my day today when I passed a Canadian Goose, rolled the window down, and called it a b

soft--dogs Follow I JUST SAW A REALLY CHUNKY RACCOON ON MY WAY HOME FROM WORK soft--dogs Follow artist's rendition. my immediate reaction was to yell "chunky boy!!!" despite the fact i was the only one in the car plumpdog Follow This has the positive, opposite energy of my day today when I passed a Canadian Goose, rolled the window down, and called it a b

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Classic clown stuff

egberts Seguir tragic. 37 clowns were killed today in a devastating one car pile up. unearthlyandradiant Seguir #the funeral has only one casket. it's what they would have wanted helloitsbees Seguir #this is so sad i might start crying (pulls out a handkerchief) (pulls out a handkerchief) (pulls out a h 111.141 notas ... ...

egberts Seguir tragic. 37 clowns were killed today in a devastating one car pile up. unearthlyandradiant Seguir #the funeral has only one casket. it's what they would have wanted helloitsbees Seguir #this is so sad i might start crying (pulls out a handkerchief) (pulls out a handkerchief) (pulls out a h 111.141 notas ... ...

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Onion dicing

evilwizard Jan 20 i just think i should have the power to control thousands of knives, swords, or perhaps shards of glass synchronously with my mind. i will use this ability purely for culinary endeavors. you can trust me poorwhayfairingstranger Jan 20 I completely believe you evilwizard Jan 20 thank you for your trust 1000 blades vortex attack catherinebunnington Jan 20 Wow you sure diced those onions so fast! Now I can do the rest of the prep without worrying about it, thank you! evilwizard Jan 20 i just know i can be the best sous chef in all San Bernardino • • •

evilwizard Jan 20 i just think i should have the power to control thousands of knives, swords, or perhaps shards of glass synchronously with my mind. i will use this ability purely for culinary endeavors. you can trust me poorwhayfairingstranger Jan 20 I completely believe you evilwizard Jan 20 thank you for your trust 1000 blades vortex attack catherinebunnington Jan 20 Wow you sure diced those onions so fast! Now I can do the rest of the prep without worrying about it, thank you! evilwizard Jan 20 i just know i can be the best sous chef in all San Bernardino • • •

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There he is

о 01:22 kaijuno Follow 29 Aug 2024 о (mm tsunderebird Follow 30 Aug 2024 mm Man it sure is boring working at the M&M factory Now this looks like a job for me m.m 113 468 notes D D Stitch It! U

о 01:22 kaijuno Follow 29 Aug 2024 о (mm tsunderebird Follow 30 Aug 2024 mm Man it sure is boring working at the M&M factory Now this looks like a job for me m.m 113 468 notes D D Stitch It! U

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Sorry?

tattwovonbeardy Follow Say that again? I'm sorry. I got distracted by your little mannerisms, how you pronounce certain words, and the way your eyes light up when you talk about something you're passionate about, and started day dreaming about spending my life making you laugh, and feel loved and cherished

tattwovonbeardy Follow Say that again? I'm sorry. I got distracted by your little mannerisms, how you pronounce certain words, and the way your eyes light up when you talk about something you're passionate about, and started day dreaming about spending my life making you laugh, and feel loved and cherished

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Hate this

videofunnyhorse Follow Long time jerker first time burster. Just wanted to write in and say keep up the good work, love the show. Also can anyone let me know if that was supposed to happen? should I go to a hospital? galgorithm Follow What are you even saying videofunnyhorse Follow the burst galgorithm Follow O matches TinEye searched over 57.1 billion images but didn't find any matches for your search image. That's probably because we have yet to crawl any pages where this image appears. TinEy always crawling so try your search again soon. See our FA 4,526 notes

videofunnyhorse Follow Long time jerker first time burster. Just wanted to write in and say keep up the good work, love the show. Also can anyone let me know if that was supposed to happen? should I go to a hospital? galgorithm Follow What are you even saying videofunnyhorse Follow the burst galgorithm Follow O matches TinEye searched over 57.1 billion images but didn't find any matches for your search image. That's probably because we have yet to crawl any pages where this image appears. TinEy always crawling so try your search again soon. See our FA 4,526 notes

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He's so cute

apieceofandrewforyou y he scream random-rambutan Because he is babey thecutestcatever That's not a cat That's a powdered donut

apieceofandrewforyou y he scream random-rambutan Because he is babey thecutestcatever That's not a cat That's a powdered donut

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The duality of man

punk-dad-sharkz 601 Follow guy who says "FL " to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes.

punk-dad-sharkz 601 Follow guy who says "FL " to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes.

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They're just creatures

crat Follow "dolphins are completely evil" I actually don't think we should assign human morality to animals with no concept of law or civilisation with an intelligence roughly equating to that of a toddler crak bottlenose dolphins use "baby talk" when communicating to their babies and smile at each other like humans do when they play. be nicies to them #absolutely correct #bUt They Do F I Up Thin Gs #so does just about every animal if you cherrypick enough #i know you want to push back against the bad press sharks have #but demonizing another animal is not the answer #you're doing the exact same thing you're complaining about #marine biology

crat Follow "dolphins are completely evil" I actually don't think we should assign human morality to animals with no concept of law or civilisation with an intelligence roughly equating to that of a toddler crak bottlenose dolphins use "baby talk" when communicating to their babies and smile at each other like humans do when they play. be nicies to them #absolutely correct #bUt They Do F I Up Thin Gs #so does just about every animal if you cherrypick enough #i know you want to push back against the bad press sharks have #but demonizing another animal is not the answer #you're doing the exact same thing you're complaining about #marine biology

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New cat

froody' Follow A new cat color has been spotted in Finland. This is really interesting. A lot of common cat coat patterns have only evolved in the last 1,000 years. The tabby cat coloration only evolved in the Middle Ages. froody they're calling it salty licorice because of its. visual similarity to the popular Finnish sweet, it reminds me of blue tick coloring in dogs or the blue roan coloring in horses and cows. werew Follow i loooove when a cat is posing for a photo documenting it bro you are a specimen and you have no idea 72.4K notes D

froody' Follow A new cat color has been spotted in Finland. This is really interesting. A lot of common cat coat patterns have only evolved in the last 1,000 years. The tabby cat coloration only evolved in the Middle Ages. froody they're calling it salty licorice because of its. visual similarity to the popular Finnish sweet, it reminds me of blue tick coloring in dogs or the blue roan coloring in horses and cows. werew Follow i loooove when a cat is posing for a photo documenting it bro you are a specimen and you have no idea 72.4K notes D

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Hot dog Earth

biscuit-shooter reblogged cuntrituals slack-wise Follow blokmagazine.com Agnes Denes. Map Projections: The Hot Dog, 1976 Source: nga.gov #and the stars? my brother thats the bun × Close notes 463 737 pomodoriyum bedazzled #earth is weanus Reblog View post ... ...

biscuit-shooter reblogged cuntrituals slack-wise Follow blokmagazine.com Agnes Denes. Map Projections: The Hot Dog, 1976 Source: nga.gov #and the stars? my brother thats the bun × Close notes 463 737 pomodoriyum bedazzled #earth is weanus Reblog View post ... ...

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What a good person

phantomhoeass Follow Oct 27, 2024 Wendy's employee who saw me cataclysmically stoned and hooked me up with 20 nugs on an order of 10 i hope you get your ass ate forever, I think they should let you kill one person legally per year, you deserve a pet dragon. 17.9K notes D ①

phantomhoeass Follow Oct 27, 2024 Wendy's employee who saw me cataclysmically stoned and hooked me up with 20 nugs on an order of 10 i hope you get your ass ate forever, I think they should let you kill one person legally per year, you deserve a pet dragon. 17.9K notes D ①

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It was a weird time

b <1 Follow I'll never get over how f ridiculous the post-hunger games dystopian YA trend was. Every book was "society is sorted into *rolls dice* 5 groups based on *picks card* astrology signs. It is illegal to *throws dart at wall* sing. The main character is special because she *spins wheel* knows how to read. Two boys are in love with her." 44,141 notes > D☑

b <1 Follow I'll never get over how f ridiculous the post-hunger games dystopian YA trend was. Every book was "society is sorted into *rolls dice* 5 groups based on *picks card* astrology signs. It is illegal to *throws dart at wall* sing. The main character is special because she *spins wheel* knows how to read. Two boys are in love with her." 44,141 notes > D☑

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It's a wild medication

juulpromocode i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right. im moving backwards through a brick wall rn juulpromocode you could fit anything in me rn im so relaxed juulpromocode for sure gonna the bed tonight theblehthatbloos Follow You've summed up nyquil in a way that most could not hello juulpromocode

juulpromocode i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right. im moving backwards through a brick wall rn juulpromocode you could fit anything in me rn im so relaxed juulpromocode for sure gonna the bed tonight theblehthatbloos Follow You've summed up nyquil in a way that most could not hello juulpromocode

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This is awful

janmisali Follow the definitive "pronunciation of gif" poll (remastered edition) g as in garage g as in garbage 5.6% 3.5% g as in gauge 2.7% g as in margarine 2.3% g as in hegemony 2.1% g as in digoxin 0.8% g as in algae 4% g as in regex g as in doge 2% 1.3% g as in bourgeois 4.3% g as in designing g as in gif Final result from 15,986 votes #jan misali #polls #gif #pronunciation 4,987 notes 3.4% 68% 17 R

janmisali Follow the definitive "pronunciation of gif" poll (remastered edition) g as in garage g as in garbage 5.6% 3.5% g as in gauge 2.7% g as in margarine 2.3% g as in hegemony 2.1% g as in digoxin 0.8% g as in algae 4% g as in regex g as in doge 2% 1.3% g as in bourgeois 4.3% g as in designing g as in gif Final result from 15,986 votes #jan misali #polls #gif #pronunciation 4,987 notes 3.4% 68% 17 R

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The only way

conzoop Follow malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's devilsurvivor-2-recordbreaker Follow We must create dungeons that expand for miles under the earth and malls are the hub areas where warriors gather to venture deep beanth the surface for treasures yet discovered. It's the only way to save the economy. conzoop It's is the only way to save the economy ...

conzoop Follow malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's devilsurvivor-2-recordbreaker Follow We must create dungeons that expand for miles under the earth and malls are the hub areas where warriors gather to venture deep beanth the surface for treasures yet discovered. It's the only way to save the economy. conzoop It's is the only way to save the economy ...

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Leave the horse out of it

? sanitymakesposts Follow May 20, 2024 you and the horse you rode in on" Okay it's fine to hate me or <whatever but you do understand the horse is not a part of this right. Like he's only here because I got on his back and steered him here. I treat him exceptionally well but if he saw anything slightly strange he would run into the woods and forget about me forever. Take it back.

? sanitymakesposts Follow May 20, 2024 you and the horse you rode in on" Okay it's fine to hate me or <whatever but you do understand the horse is not a part of this right. Like he's only here because I got on his back and steered him here. I treat him exceptionally well but if he saw anything slightly strange he would run into the woods and forget about me forever. Take it back.

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Place an ice cube on the burger when grilling

place-an-... Q + Follow Place an Ice Cube on a Burger When Grilling Place an Ice Cube on a Burger When Grilling place-an-ice-cube-on-a-burger Sep 9, 2024 Place an Ice Cube on a Burger When Grilling #place #ice cube #burger #grilling 14,656 notes 3

place-an-... Q + Follow Place an Ice Cube on a Burger When Grilling Place an Ice Cube on a Burger When Grilling place-an-ice-cube-on-a-burger Sep 9, 2024 Place an Ice Cube on a Burger When Grilling #place #ice cube #burger #grilling 14,656 notes 3

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How odd

partlysmith Follow Dec 18, 2023 "Funny you should say that, Mr. Frog, but those coffee grounds we found at the murder... Well, they were Wilkins Coffee. Now see, the thing that bothers me, is that the victim... Well, he didn't drink Wilkins."

partlysmith Follow Dec 18, 2023 "Funny you should say that, Mr. Frog, but those coffee grounds we found at the murder... Well, they were Wilkins Coffee. Now see, the thing that bothers me, is that the victim... Well, he didn't drink Wilkins."

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