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"The Virgin Cowboy Wannabe" vs "The Chad JoJo Trickster"

"The Virgin Jojo Cowboy Wannabe" "The Chad Jojo Trickster" Is always number two because he simply does not care what others think about him Weird hat with holes in it Is too cool to censor smoking Hair that's too curvy and pretty Straight blonde hair Respects woman more than anyone Too much make-up Fails at everything Uses his stand to get first in line for taxi cabs Too afraid to let anyone even touch his stand Didn't shower for months Eats s--- if he has to 100% American Is tired of Johnny's s--- Doesn't know what 1830 people wear A simple, yet tough western look Cheated death at least 3 times Pants too tight Very muscular and strong Weak arms and tired legs Always teams up with someone so Ignores social interaction Is so confident that he doesn't mind telling his stand ability they do his business Probably has a sunstroke Doesn't look like a real cowboy Blames others for his problems "Nobody understands me" Probably steals your girlfriend Is concerned about Jesus

"The Virgin Jojo Cowboy Wannabe" "The Chad Jojo Trickster" Is always number two because he simply does not care what others think about him Weird hat with holes in it Is too cool to censor smoking Hair that's too curvy and pretty Straight blonde hair Respects woman more than anyone Too much make-up Fails at everything Uses his stand to get first in line for taxi cabs Too afraid to let anyone even touch his stand Didn't shower for months Eats s--- if he has to 100% American Is tired of Johnny's s--- Doesn't know what 1830 people wear A simple, yet tough western look Cheated death at least 3 times Pants too tight Very muscular and strong Weak arms and tired legs Always teams up with someone so Ignores social interaction Is so confident that he doesn't mind telling his stand ability they do his business Probably has a sunstroke Doesn't look like a real cowboy Blames others for his problems "Nobody understands me" Probably steals your girlfriend Is concerned about Jesus

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THE VIRGIN MISHIMA THE CHAD JOKER gains power from his friendships with others Has little to no friends doesn't fight back when abused by his gym teacher defeated dozens of evil adults including the prime minister of Japan Founder and leader of the Phantom Ihieves manages the Phantom Thief fansite boring and blanc appearance threatens haters on his website to feel powerful Changes the hearts of rotten adults to reform society Stvlish thief suit is a manifestation of his rebellious will tries to take advantage of the Phantom Thieves for petty revenge Can't pick up girls even when he tries Can seduce almost every girl he knows including his homeroom teacher Literally killed a god

THE VIRGIN MISHIMA THE CHAD JOKER gains power from his friendships with others Has little to no friends doesn't fight back when abused by his gym teacher defeated dozens of evil adults including the prime minister of Japan Founder and leader of the Phantom Ihieves manages the Phantom Thief fansite boring and blanc appearance threatens haters on his website to feel powerful Changes the hearts of rotten adults to reform society Stvlish thief suit is a manifestation of his rebellious will tries to take advantage of the Phantom Thieves for petty revenge Can't pick up girls even when he tries Can seduce almost every girl he knows including his homeroom teacher Literally killed a god

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Virgin Vodyani versus Chad Craver

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YANI THE CHAD CRA VER has never hetrd of diplomacy de his Jack of las 6 eyes to casily spot Shakes hands with xenos despire hating them is built into his pever follows orders balls takes e from a women Carries twó swords gnd a gun - so he can afways be killing no balls unarmed so he doesnt offend anyone easlaves anyone he doesn't kill

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The Virgin Autistic vs Chris Chad

The Virgin Autistic CHRIS CHAD Likes My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Wears a crayola medallion as part of his uniform Pepper sprays a GameStop employee over Sonic's arms being blue Bitches about the color of Sonic's eyes online Draws Sonic and JULAAAAAYYY! Is unsatisfied with the results of any Sonic game after Adventure 2 MLP p--- Gets trolled online by a f------ Nickelodeon Gets offended at anyone who doesn't like what he likes Likes My Little Pony's 1980s cartoon -character Doesn't like any cartoon past the 90s other than MLP Adds his own semen to orange Starts flame wars in YouTube comments Draws p--- of his own characters that rip off soda / Combined two copyrighted characters and claimed they were his creation other creations Lives in his parents' basement Can't get laid Thinks recoloring isn't plagiarisnm Draws "original characters" of Sonic or MLP characters Calls a game store owner a Jew after being banned Hates all men except himself and his dad because they take all the girls away from him Banned from every GameStop in Virginia Identified as trans after thinking all girls are lesbians

The Virgin Autistic CHRIS CHAD Likes My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Wears a crayola medallion as part of his uniform Pepper sprays a GameStop employee over Sonic's arms being blue Bitches about the color of Sonic's eyes online Draws Sonic and JULAAAAAYYY! Is unsatisfied with the results of any Sonic game after Adventure 2 MLP p--- Gets trolled online by a f------ Nickelodeon Gets offended at anyone who doesn't like what he likes Likes My Little Pony's 1980s cartoon -character Doesn't like any cartoon past the 90s other than MLP Adds his own semen to orange Starts flame wars in YouTube comments Draws p--- of his own characters that rip off soda / Combined two copyrighted characters and claimed they were his creation other creations Lives in his parents' basement Can't get laid Thinks recoloring isn't plagiarisnm Draws "original characters" of Sonic or MLP characters Calls a game store owner a Jew after being banned Hates all men except himself and his dad because they take all the girls away from him Banned from every GameStop in Virginia Identified as trans after thinking all girls are lesbians

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Legends of Virgin Heights vs The Chadshack

LEGENDS OF VIRGIN HEIGHTS THE CHADSHACK Character outlines are Tito D---, Dickman Baby! Show fell into obscurity right after its release date Recovered all the weed in the world from Full House actor Bob Saget not even fully filled in Fought the former President of the , United States controlling a Hulk Hogan Generic characters Generic high school story about three kids trying to fit in mech - Has Asians that act like black people Characters that are so -basic that 5 year olds ITS THE NUTSHACK! - Defeated Jean Claude Van Damme in a d--- fight Lips that look unnatural on the characters could draw them Detailed character design despite characters being ugly Is even more embarassing for Comedy Central than Brickleberry Got renewed for a second season despite no one caring for it Was a popular meme even 5 years after the show ended DICKMAN Impregnates all the ladies to create an evil army of babies First ever Asian-American Forgettable plotlines cartoor New season 2 episodes aired at the same time as new Rick and Morty Can turn into a f------ samurai and superhero world and still be canon Tommy Wiseau levels of amazing voice acting

LEGENDS OF VIRGIN HEIGHTS THE CHADSHACK Character outlines are Tito D---, Dickman Baby! Show fell into obscurity right after its release date Recovered all the weed in the world from Full House actor Bob Saget not even fully filled in Fought the former President of the , United States controlling a Hulk Hogan Generic characters Generic high school story about three kids trying to fit in mech - Has Asians that act like black people Characters that are so -basic that 5 year olds ITS THE NUTSHACK! - Defeated Jean Claude Van Damme in a d--- fight Lips that look unnatural on the characters could draw them Detailed character design despite characters being ugly Is even more embarassing for Comedy Central than Brickleberry Got renewed for a second season despite no one caring for it Was a popular meme even 5 years after the show ended DICKMAN Impregnates all the ladies to create an evil army of babies First ever Asian-American Forgettable plotlines cartoor New season 2 episodes aired at the same time as new Rick and Morty Can turn into a f------ samurai and superhero world and still be canon Tommy Wiseau levels of amazing voice acting

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The Virgin Hitler vs Chad Stalin

die virgin fuhrer lg imes socd eaeTHE CHAD PARTY LEADER Ideology Unsucessful & useless Ideology was created by actual philosophers & even after nation's collapse is still in use in many countries today, even successful in some Glorious Leader has Glorious Stache legitimate intellectuals tiny af mustache Stole symbol from asian buddhists due to weeabooism bans smoking due to paranoia of it's "health effects' & the jews Burned Books but also Rewrote said books to tie in with Party Ideology Burned Books Proudly Smokes Pipe as Any Self Respecting Dictator Would Beautiful shades of Grav Lied about most of his WW1 Experiences was really a chicken-s--- panzy Activelv robbed banks in order to fund revolution S--- Brown Clothes -used to match with the rest of his regime's aesthetic Large, Pseudo-Badass Boots TUIn that are hard to walk in worn in * order to look 'intimidating' Wears Mo order to focus on Building dest Footwear in -Cult of Personality & Empire Wanted to create a third reich that would last at least 1000 years, ended in 10 years, leading to germany becoming a shadow of it's former self as well as leading many germans to despise their own culture, modern germany is run by self hating whites. literally hated by anyone who isn't an alt-right nutjob Regime lead to Russia becoming an Industrialized & Powerful First World Country that could Rival Germany & The U.S. Which Persisted even after his death & the collapse of The USSR. Modern Russia Remains Stable even after the rise of The Russian Mafia & Poverty following the USSR's destruction, and is run by a man aiming to retain such stability & power at any costs. Still Respected by a few people, even non-communists

die virgin fuhrer lg imes socd eaeTHE CHAD PARTY LEADER Ideology Unsucessful & useless Ideology was created by actual philosophers & even after nation's collapse is still in use in many countries today, even successful in some Glorious Leader has Glorious Stache legitimate intellectuals tiny af mustache Stole symbol from asian buddhists due to weeabooism bans smoking due to paranoia of it's "health effects' & the jews Burned Books but also Rewrote said books to tie in with Party Ideology Burned Books Proudly Smokes Pipe as Any Self Respecting Dictator Would Beautiful shades of Grav Lied about most of his WW1 Experiences was really a chicken-s--- panzy Activelv robbed banks in order to fund revolution S--- Brown Clothes -used to match with the rest of his regime's aesthetic Large, Pseudo-Badass Boots TUIn that are hard to walk in worn in * order to look 'intimidating' Wears Mo order to focus on Building dest Footwear in -Cult of Personality & Empire Wanted to create a third reich that would last at least 1000 years, ended in 10 years, leading to germany becoming a shadow of it's former self as well as leading many germans to despise their own culture, modern germany is run by self hating whites. literally hated by anyone who isn't an alt-right nutjob Regime lead to Russia becoming an Industrialized & Powerful First World Country that could Rival Germany & The U.S. Which Persisted even after his death & the collapse of The USSR. Modern Russia Remains Stable even after the rise of The Russian Mafia & Poverty following the USSR's destruction, and is run by a man aiming to retain such stability & power at any costs. Still Respected by a few people, even non-communists

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The virgin charge vs. the Chad launch

THE CHAD LAUNCH The Virgin Charge Doesn't even look at his target Rusty armour Has literally frosted tips Only his sister wants to have sex with him Keeps eye contact with the Dany, while he kills her dragon Throws javelin to the speed of sound from a standing position No right arm (can't even wank The only thing staraight about him is his spear All his kids are dead Cool undead army Controlled by a woman Takes no s--- from chicks Needs to be saved at the last second Even the horse doesn't like him Glued his mouth shut to avoid mouth breathing Defeated Coldsteel at the Sonic academy Couldn't even kill a little boy Can't even swim Knows where to get giant chains at the north pole Undead pet dragon

THE CHAD LAUNCH The Virgin Charge Doesn't even look at his target Rusty armour Has literally frosted tips Only his sister wants to have sex with him Keeps eye contact with the Dany, while he kills her dragon Throws javelin to the speed of sound from a standing position No right arm (can't even wank The only thing staraight about him is his spear All his kids are dead Cool undead army Controlled by a woman Takes no s--- from chicks Needs to be saved at the last second Even the horse doesn't like him Glued his mouth shut to avoid mouth breathing Defeated Coldsteel at the Sonic academy Couldn't even kill a little boy Can't even swim Knows where to get giant chains at the north pole Undead pet dragon

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The Virgin Anime Artist vs. The Chad Painter

VIRGIN ANIME ARTIST THE CHAD PAINTER NECK THICKER THAN A TREESTUMP CLASSICAL ART NECK SO THIN THE WIND COULD SNAP IT USES HARE FISTS IN COMBAT LIKE A REAL MAN SENERIC ANIME D LEARNS FROM THE GREAT MASTERS LEARNS FROM HOW TO DRAW MANGAS TO COMPENSATE MICROPENIS TRAINFD EYES TO PERCIEVE COLOURS UNKNOWN TO MAN AINTING TO DEDICATE ATTENTION TO EXCLUSIVELY LISTENS TO HATSUNE MKL FAMILY ISSUES HAS A GREAT RELATIONSHIP RACES BASES FROM DEVIANTART DRAWS THE BONES ORGANS AND MUSCLES IN EXACT ORDER BEFORE PAINTING SKIN WITH HIS ENTIRE BLOODLINE FIRMLY BELIEVES THAT WOMEN AREONLY ABSTAINS FROM WITH THE OITOITE SEX HAPEMS TO SATISFY HI5 ANATOMY? WHATS THATDISTRACTIONS FROM ART AND INTENSE CRA WRAISHIMSELF IN CIOTH TO COMPLIMENT HIS PERFECT FORM FOR A PEAL ROMANTIC TO HIDE HIS PHYSICALLY UNIT B0DY HNDS BLESSER EARIE HE HAS NO ARLITY TO ORAW THEM KAOURIAR DRAWS TO FULFILL ESCAPIST FANTASY DRAWS TO SPREADJOY AND AWE TOHIS PEERS CAN DRAW CHARACTERS IN POSES PEOPLE DID NOT KNOW THEY COULDDO CAN ONLY DRAN PROBABLY A FILTHY LIBERAL WHO HOLDS NO TRACES OF TRADITIONAL VALuES FPONT AND SIDE VIEWw A TRUE PAR CONSERVATIVE VIRTUES N OF MELTIPLIES ONE COLOue FOR SHADING TO SHADE THINKS BLEACH AND NARUTO ARE THE BESTANIMES IN THE WORLD THAT ART I MEANT TO BESHARED USES HUGE OPAQUE WATERMARKS TO PROTeCT WITH THE MASSES SO HE DOESNT USE WATERMARKS HAS NEVER WATCHED CHILDISH CARTOONS HIS "HARO WORK" FR。 TASTELESS THIEVES 4 YEAR OLO SELF INSERT EDGELORD THEMAN WE ALL LOOK UP TO

VIRGIN ANIME ARTIST THE CHAD PAINTER NECK THICKER THAN A TREESTUMP CLASSICAL ART NECK SO THIN THE WIND COULD SNAP IT USES HARE FISTS IN COMBAT LIKE A REAL MAN SENERIC ANIME D LEARNS FROM THE GREAT MASTERS LEARNS FROM HOW TO DRAW MANGAS TO COMPENSATE MICROPENIS TRAINFD EYES TO PERCIEVE COLOURS UNKNOWN TO MAN AINTING TO DEDICATE ATTENTION TO EXCLUSIVELY LISTENS TO HATSUNE MKL FAMILY ISSUES HAS A GREAT RELATIONSHIP RACES BASES FROM DEVIANTART DRAWS THE BONES ORGANS AND MUSCLES IN EXACT ORDER BEFORE PAINTING SKIN WITH HIS ENTIRE BLOODLINE FIRMLY BELIEVES THAT WOMEN AREONLY ABSTAINS FROM WITH THE OITOITE SEX HAPEMS TO SATISFY HI5 ANATOMY? WHATS THATDISTRACTIONS FROM ART AND INTENSE CRA WRAISHIMSELF IN CIOTH TO COMPLIMENT HIS PERFECT FORM FOR A PEAL ROMANTIC TO HIDE HIS PHYSICALLY UNIT B0DY HNDS BLESSER EARIE HE HAS NO ARLITY TO ORAW THEM KAOURIAR DRAWS TO FULFILL ESCAPIST FANTASY DRAWS TO SPREADJOY AND AWE TOHIS PEERS CAN DRAW CHARACTERS IN POSES PEOPLE DID NOT KNOW THEY COULDDO CAN ONLY DRAN PROBABLY A FILTHY LIBERAL WHO HOLDS NO TRACES OF TRADITIONAL VALuES FPONT AND SIDE VIEWw A TRUE PAR CONSERVATIVE VIRTUES N OF MELTIPLIES ONE COLOue FOR SHADING TO SHADE THINKS BLEACH AND NARUTO ARE THE BESTANIMES IN THE WORLD THAT ART I MEANT TO BESHARED USES HUGE OPAQUE WATERMARKS TO PROTeCT WITH THE MASSES SO HE DOESNT USE WATERMARKS HAS NEVER WATCHED CHILDISH CARTOONS HIS "HARO WORK" FR。 TASTELESS THIEVES 4 YEAR OLO SELF INSERT EDGELORD THEMAN WE ALL LOOK UP TO

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Virgin Fallon and Chad Leno

The Chad The Virgin FALLON Silver Fox Boring Chestnut Hai Lend One of the longest running hosts of all time, 2nd only to Johnny Carson Prominent chin which asserts dominance ヘ Plain face with no distinct features Will most likely become outdated in only a few years Can't go five second:s without laughing Tries too hard to be modern and trendy, resulting in dated entertainment Has the perfect ratio of laughter because he's Subtle and timeless humor only intellectuals can appreciate for years to come Wears a suit and tie (Boring) Clads himself professional entertainer Adored by Baby Boomers evervwwhere Gets all of his denim jokes from Twitter Comes up with his own jokes Gradually losing momentum and popularity Caters to millenials* Got his show back from Conan O'Brien after only a few months due to popularity and ratings Most successful acting career in human history *(all of which stopped watching after he interviewed Donald Trump) Bulge resulting from only wearing skinny jeans Makes music with preschool toys (wtí) Beta male, resulting in no bulge and infertility Has other successful TV Shows Most forgetable Saturday Night Live cast member of the 90's Coolest/Manliest hobby of all time: collecting classic cars

The Chad The Virgin FALLON Silver Fox Boring Chestnut Hai Lend One of the longest running hosts of all time, 2nd only to Johnny Carson Prominent chin which asserts dominance ヘ Plain face with no distinct features Will most likely become outdated in only a few years Can't go five second:s without laughing Tries too hard to be modern and trendy, resulting in dated entertainment Has the perfect ratio of laughter because he's Subtle and timeless humor only intellectuals can appreciate for years to come Wears a suit and tie (Boring) Clads himself professional entertainer Adored by Baby Boomers evervwwhere Gets all of his denim jokes from Twitter Comes up with his own jokes Gradually losing momentum and popularity Caters to millenials* Got his show back from Conan O'Brien after only a few months due to popularity and ratings Most successful acting career in human history *(all of which stopped watching after he interviewed Donald Trump) Bulge resulting from only wearing skinny jeans Makes music with preschool toys (wtí) Beta male, resulting in no bulge and infertility Has other successful TV Shows Most forgetable Saturday Night Live cast member of the 90's Coolest/Manliest hobby of all time: collecting classic cars

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The Virgin AJ & That Chad Furio

The Virgin AJ THAT CHAD FURIO Brain ready to experience a panic attack at the first sign of responsability Ponytail makes women instantly think about sex Name literally means 'angry' The "dirt" teenager moustache Diagnosed with "borderline" Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. Doesn't have the makings of a varsity athlete Hand constantly demands "a thousand dollas" Strong, Silent Type Can't even commit suicide properly Exceptional ability to crash cars and to generally f--- up all sorts of opportunities in his life Vesuvio by Spaccanapoli plays constantly in the background wherever he goes Seduces the boss' wife without even trying To the point of making her feel deeply depressed when he's not around Scared of bears

The Virgin AJ THAT CHAD FURIO Brain ready to experience a panic attack at the first sign of responsability Ponytail makes women instantly think about sex Name literally means 'angry' The "dirt" teenager moustache Diagnosed with "borderline" Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. Doesn't have the makings of a varsity athlete Hand constantly demands "a thousand dollas" Strong, Silent Type Can't even commit suicide properly Exceptional ability to crash cars and to generally f--- up all sorts of opportunities in his life Vesuvio by Spaccanapoli plays constantly in the background wherever he goes Seduces the boss' wife without even trying To the point of making her feel deeply depressed when he's not around Scared of bears

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The Virgin Junker vs The Chad Demolition Expert

THE CHAD DEMOLITION EXPERT The Virgin Junker Payed milions for blowing s--- up Has a haunted eye socket n Weak-ass punch for a melee Can use a possessed sword for a melee Lives in a wasteland O Has to steal artifacts to earn money Once defeated a swarm of blood-sucking robots by giving them alcohol poisoning Drinks milk tea Lives in a mansion Not even his bodyguard likes him Gets along with his whole team was once best friends with an enemy soldier Uses explosives in combat because it's all he knows Drinks whiskey like a man "Fire in the hole" Able to utilize explosives and medieval weaponry in combat "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!" Probably blew off his own leg

THE CHAD DEMOLITION EXPERT The Virgin Junker Payed milions for blowing s--- up Has a haunted eye socket n Weak-ass punch for a melee Can use a possessed sword for a melee Lives in a wasteland O Has to steal artifacts to earn money Once defeated a swarm of blood-sucking robots by giving them alcohol poisoning Drinks milk tea Lives in a mansion Not even his bodyguard likes him Gets along with his whole team was once best friends with an enemy soldier Uses explosives in combat because it's all he knows Drinks whiskey like a man "Fire in the hole" Able to utilize explosives and medieval weaponry in combat "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!" Probably blew off his own leg

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The virgin call of duty The chad wolfenstein "historically accurate" set after alternate world war II where nazi's won swatstikas nearly everywhere censored swatstikas (except for campaign) can play as a black female nazi can fight the KKK 90% of people only buy for multiplayer brutal hatchet attacks can duel wield weapons can only blow off arms and legs cool weapon upgrade system Has microtranscations single player only no microtransactions lame shovel melee attack (does have DLC missions though) can utterly desintegrate and explode nazis generic music likeable and memorable characters music by Mick Gordon fairly challenging on any difficulty

The virgin call of duty The chad wolfenstein "historically accurate" set after alternate world war II where nazi's won swatstikas nearly everywhere censored swatstikas (except for campaign) can play as a black female nazi can fight the KKK 90% of people only buy for multiplayer brutal hatchet attacks can duel wield weapons can only blow off arms and legs cool weapon upgrade system Has microtranscations single player only no microtransactions lame shovel melee attack (does have DLC missions though) can utterly desintegrate and explode nazis generic music likeable and memorable characters music by Mick Gordon fairly challenging on any difficulty

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The Virgin Tank vs The Heavy Weapons Chad

THE HEAVY WEAPONS CHAD The Virgin Tank Gay pink hair Glorious shaved head Hates some of her own teammates because they're robots Spent three months in a gulag as a child, gives zero f---- about it. Has a PhD in Russian literature Can't get over some robots f------ up her village years ago Can only lift weights a maximum of 512 times Good friends with everyone on his team Probably doesn't care about her weapons Gave his minigun a name and made a bed for it Thinks Soviet Russia jokes are still funny Sacrificed her future to defend a village that would have been fine without her Risks his life everyday to support his family Thinks highly of himself yet remains humble at the same time Insecure, has to constantly brag about her strength Uses some generic laser gun as a weapon Can shrug off a rocket blast to the face by eating a sandwich Literally able to lift dumbbells forever Overdesigned as hell His gun fires $200 custom bullets I need healing" "I love this doctor!" Simple, yet iconic design

THE HEAVY WEAPONS CHAD The Virgin Tank Gay pink hair Glorious shaved head Hates some of her own teammates because they're robots Spent three months in a gulag as a child, gives zero f---- about it. Has a PhD in Russian literature Can't get over some robots f------ up her village years ago Can only lift weights a maximum of 512 times Good friends with everyone on his team Probably doesn't care about her weapons Gave his minigun a name and made a bed for it Thinks Soviet Russia jokes are still funny Sacrificed her future to defend a village that would have been fine without her Risks his life everyday to support his family Thinks highly of himself yet remains humble at the same time Insecure, has to constantly brag about her strength Uses some generic laser gun as a weapon Can shrug off a rocket blast to the face by eating a sandwich Literally able to lift dumbbells forever Overdesigned as hell His gun fires $200 custom bullets I need healing" "I love this doctor!" Simple, yet iconic design

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Virgin Dark Lady vs Chad Warchief

"The Virgin Dark Lady" The Chad Warchief Carefully cultivates alliances Kicks his allies out of the Horde because he iust doesn't like them Holds a small march to celebrate victory Waits until the Burning Legion is defeated before attacking the Alliance Declares war on the Alliance whilea giant dragon is actively trying to end the world Holds giant, expensive parades every chance he gets Tries to hide her preference for her own people so her allies trust her Openly racist They don't 0 Goblins still want to work for him Hated by her siblings Wholesome father- son relationship Doesn't even know what a war crime is, commits them regardless Careful to avoid war crimes Even Anduin wants to kill her Broke all of Anduin's bones. Anduin still wants to make peace Concerned about Old Gods Doesn't time travel Mastered the power of an Old God Actively damns allo her people Time travels frequently Uses his intimate knowledge of history to help his people avoid damnation Used chemical weapons on a fishing village Nuked a major population center Promoted her lover as her second in command Promotes a former enemy as his second in command Wary of Saurfang Makes fun of Saurfang regularly Doesn't waste time on lovers too focused on the domination of Azeroth Hasn't bothered to advance technologically Unnecessarily intricate armor Her people still use bows and arrows Industrialized immediately His people fight with guns and giant robot scorpions Mismatching shoes Lives in the sewer system in a ruined castle Lives in a giant, sturdy fortress in the middle of a desert Hasn't considered repairing it Rebuilt it all anyway using heat attracting metal

"The Virgin Dark Lady" The Chad Warchief Carefully cultivates alliances Kicks his allies out of the Horde because he iust doesn't like them Holds a small march to celebrate victory Waits until the Burning Legion is defeated before attacking the Alliance Declares war on the Alliance whilea giant dragon is actively trying to end the world Holds giant, expensive parades every chance he gets Tries to hide her preference for her own people so her allies trust her Openly racist They don't 0 Goblins still want to work for him Hated by her siblings Wholesome father- son relationship Doesn't even know what a war crime is, commits them regardless Careful to avoid war crimes Even Anduin wants to kill her Broke all of Anduin's bones. Anduin still wants to make peace Concerned about Old Gods Doesn't time travel Mastered the power of an Old God Actively damns allo her people Time travels frequently Uses his intimate knowledge of history to help his people avoid damnation Used chemical weapons on a fishing village Nuked a major population center Promoted her lover as her second in command Promotes a former enemy as his second in command Wary of Saurfang Makes fun of Saurfang regularly Doesn't waste time on lovers too focused on the domination of Azeroth Hasn't bothered to advance technologically Unnecessarily intricate armor Her people still use bows and arrows Industrialized immediately His people fight with guns and giant robot scorpions Mismatching shoes Lives in the sewer system in a ruined castle Lives in a giant, sturdy fortress in the middle of a desert Hasn't considered repairing it Rebuilt it all anyway using heat attracting metal

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Virgin Marina vs Chad Pearl

VirginMarinam THE CHAD PEARL Cheap Hatsune Miku ripoff Most badass idol in Inkopolis Literally wears her own teeth on her head A pervert dreaming of invisibility ability Loses every single splatfest, because she is a loser Has 8 tentacles Winning every single splatfest and doesn't really care Has 10 tentacles Even in Octo Valley nobody liked her Uses a p---- meta splat brella Idiosepius paradoxus, can attack targets .2 times larger than herself Uses freakin dualies

VirginMarinam THE CHAD PEARL Cheap Hatsune Miku ripoff Most badass idol in Inkopolis Literally wears her own teeth on her head A pervert dreaming of invisibility ability Loses every single splatfest, because she is a loser Has 8 tentacles Winning every single splatfest and doesn't really care Has 10 tentacles Even in Octo Valley nobody liked her Uses a p---- meta splat brella Idiosepius paradoxus, can attack targets .2 times larger than herself Uses freakin dualies

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