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The Virgin Autistic CHRIS CHAD Likes My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Wears a crayola medallion as part of his uniform Pepper sprays a GameStop employee over Sonic's arms being blue Bitches about the color of Sonic's eyes online Draws Sonic and JULAAAAAYYY! Is unsatisfied with the results of any Sonic game after Adventure 2 MLP p--- Gets trolled online by a f------ Nickelodeon Gets offended at anyone who doesn't like what he likes Likes My Little Pony's 1980s cartoon -character Doesn't like any cartoon past the 90s other than MLP Adds his own semen to orange Starts flame wars in YouTube comments Draws p--- of his own characters that rip off soda / Combined two copyrighted characters and claimed they were his creation other creations Lives in his parents' basement Can't get laid Thinks recoloring isn't plagiarisnm Draws "original characters" of Sonic or MLP characters Calls a game store owner a Jew after being banned Hates all men except himself and his dad because they take all the girls away from him Banned from every GameStop in Virginia Identified as trans after thinking all girls are lesbians

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The Virgin Autistic vs Chris Chad


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Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
Charge level 1 1 The Virgin bot 1 souless machine canonically a forgetable nobody. with no purpose. Gaming Laptop level battery life Lost computer-chan to killer Brobot Loveless, will never Power sap some bitches does the "robot" is a literal "robot" Can't even use perfume even though it doesn't need to be Ingested weak toothpick Neck weak robotic arms need contasnt power to hurt anything needs the most powerful weapons in the game just to stand a chance Hated by everyone due to leaving the city in a blackout. can drink alcohol to cope with the fact Their whole existence is based on whether they can reach the next power or not. hunk of metal with no style o The Investment Chad 0 muscle gained naturally due to melee focused build. steroids only exaggerate his gains. Avid cologne user, smells magnificent The golden god only starts with some suger, a lighter, a small loan of 300 dollars and a dream all he needs knows what love both romantically and with family bonds takes slow syringe so his enemies can see his chad stride for longer 4 speed so nobody can see thier beta walk Is the only reason the DEA still exists made by die feller ด going bald Has millions in debt has made more than enough to pay it off, doesn't. doesn't give a f--- Instead drinks the resurrection shampoo to give himself immortality Hunted by countless assasins deals with them all with ease sells all thier weeb blades to buy some weed blades killer throws rocks into every adversary Rainbow blood, can legaly be classified as pharmacy. only wears the peak of style wears an awesome tie vampires OD on him. will bust it down it all of his buddys once he aquires the hat Uses exass cash to buy of the mob to help his elecation. still kills the mayor anyway.
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Virgin Autistic:
-Make console wars all the on videogame boards.
-Nobody cares about him.
-Makes regular badly drawn porn
-Doesn't care about the hygiene of his house.
Chad Chan:
-Had sex with his PS3.
-They've made two cartoons about him and even Sonic Boom made a character based on him.
-Makes porn of himself fingering his female friend.
-Accidentally sets his house on fire.

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