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"Anti-Racist" Virgins vs Colorblind Chads

THE "ANTI-RACIST" VIRGINS THE COLORBLIND CHADS abuse the word 'racism" so much, they no longer understand what it even means don't need to remind anyone they're anti-racist - their genuine friendship speaks for itselr unironically judge everyone based on race and befriend only sell-hating whites and self-victimizing minorilies views based on basic human will label everyone they disagree with as a "racist", so Ihey can keep pretending to fight racism decency and rational thinking race is only a matter of appearance and human nature is the same regardless of looks believe that a white guy who says the n-word while rapping a song made by a black artist is as racist as the KKK wizard WHITE secretly want to start a race war toxic losers who try to redeem themselves by pretending to care about social issues think that looting Nike stores and setting random cars on fire will end racism in the US understand these are only jokes and will laugh at racist jokes, as they mentally still in the past - always bringing up siavery and racial segregalion are based on common stereotypes that don't reflect reality talk so much about KKK and alt-right that white supremacists are thankful for free publicity believe that racism is about understand that slavery and racial segregation is a "always opressed poc vs, the evil white privleged males" thing of the past and don't judge modern day people by the atrocities of their ancestors

THE "ANTI-RACIST" VIRGINS THE COLORBLIND CHADS abuse the word 'racism" so much, they no longer understand what it even means don't need to remind anyone they're anti-racist - their genuine friendship speaks for itselr unironically judge everyone based on race and befriend only sell-hating whites and self-victimizing minorilies views based on basic human will label everyone they disagree with as a "racist", so Ihey can keep pretending to fight racism decency and rational thinking race is only a matter of appearance and human nature is the same regardless of looks believe that a white guy who says the n-word while rapping a song made by a black artist is as racist as the KKK wizard WHITE secretly want to start a race war toxic losers who try to redeem themselves by pretending to care about social issues think that looting Nike stores and setting random cars on fire will end racism in the US understand these are only jokes and will laugh at racist jokes, as they mentally still in the past - always bringing up siavery and racial segregalion are based on common stereotypes that don't reflect reality talk so much about KKK and alt-right that white supremacists are thankful for free publicity believe that racism is about understand that slavery and racial segregation is a "always opressed poc vs, the evil white privleged males" thing of the past and don't judge modern day people by the atrocities of their ancestors

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the virgin brawl fan THE CHAD MELEE FAN *trip* uses CRTS like the chad he is Sexploits glitches if he can emulătes like a chad Uşes mommy's LCD a--- about his smell AND others' smell "hey mom can we buy brawl again?" "trip* smells bad, dgesn't give à f--- about it OUCH! Wired controllers (if he uses any) not scared of piracy tripping *trip scared of glitches scared of piracy AND emulation not tripping

the virgin brawl fan THE CHAD MELEE FAN *trip* uses CRTS like the chad he is Sexploits glitches if he can emulătes like a chad Uşes mommy's LCD a--- about his smell AND others' smell "hey mom can we buy brawl again?" "trip* smells bad, dgesn't give à f--- about it OUCH! Wired controllers (if he uses any) not scared of piracy tripping *trip scared of glitches scared of piracy AND emulation not tripping

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the virgin zag vs.The Chad Theseus - Art by FlowerPigeon73

The virgin Zag Chad Theseus Shiny hair, always smile, cool voice hair seems to overreact to wind dog skulls on shoulder, bad tanned skin, loves outside activities Best friends with Asterios <3 000 no friends until he give them some Nectar Champion of Elysium Two Machine guns can't do anything without Olympus god blessings Weak skin tone, never go outside he's feet on fire cuz he always run and dash woosh woosh a GOLDEN chariot with cool face

The virgin Zag Chad Theseus Shiny hair, always smile, cool voice hair seems to overreact to wind dog skulls on shoulder, bad tanned skin, loves outside activities Best friends with Asterios <3 000 no friends until he give them some Nectar Champion of Elysium Two Machine guns can't do anything without Olympus god blessings Weak skin tone, never go outside he's feet on fire cuz he always run and dash woosh woosh a GOLDEN chariot with cool face

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All Quiet on the Western Front VS STORM OF STEEL, Virgin Erich Maria Remarque vs Chad Ernst Junger, anti-war vs pro war, pacifism vs war

The Virgin Erich Maria Remarque THE CHAD ERNST JUNGER Has a German name, Was a staunch Nationalist, but Was against nationalism. was against Nazism, as he recognized it's threat to Has a French people know he is German the moment sounding name, people assume he is French. they hear it. Germany. Fled Germany when the Nazis took power. Doesn't need a middle Stayed in Germany when the Nazis took power. His middle name is a girls name, both his first and name lol Criticized the Nazis from last name are very masculine. the safety of Switzerland Received very few medals during first Criticized the Nazis from inside Earned many medals Germany, Nazis never did anything to him out of a mixture of respect Wrote a book about a war, the ones he during both world wars. Virgin complaining about war and wearing boots. did get were and fear. participation medals. "STORM OF STEEL" High School students are Wrote a book about his forced to read his book. personal experiences during World War One. "All Quite on the Western Front" Wrote literature detailing the horrors of war, yet still honored the bravery His book was so bad that High School students the Nazis burned copies of choose to read his book. Wrote defeatist it. literature and sacrafices of the Wrote anti German books The nazis didn't dare soldiers during second world war harm his books. Thought that the Treaty of Recognized that the Treaty of Versailles was unfair and unjust and was a vocal critic of it. Versailles of fair. During the Second World war he put his politics aside and rejoined the Army, as he knew that being a German was more important than politics.

The Virgin Erich Maria Remarque THE CHAD ERNST JUNGER Has a German name, Was a staunch Nationalist, but Was against nationalism. was against Nazism, as he recognized it's threat to Has a French people know he is German the moment sounding name, people assume he is French. they hear it. Germany. Fled Germany when the Nazis took power. Doesn't need a middle Stayed in Germany when the Nazis took power. His middle name is a girls name, both his first and name lol Criticized the Nazis from last name are very masculine. the safety of Switzerland Received very few medals during first Criticized the Nazis from inside Earned many medals Germany, Nazis never did anything to him out of a mixture of respect Wrote a book about a war, the ones he during both world wars. Virgin complaining about war and wearing boots. did get were and fear. participation medals. "STORM OF STEEL" High School students are Wrote a book about his forced to read his book. personal experiences during World War One. "All Quite on the Western Front" Wrote literature detailing the horrors of war, yet still honored the bravery His book was so bad that High School students the Nazis burned copies of choose to read his book. Wrote defeatist it. literature and sacrafices of the Wrote anti German books The nazis didn't dare soldiers during second world war harm his books. Thought that the Treaty of Recognized that the Treaty of Versailles was unfair and unjust and was a vocal critic of it. Versailles of fair. During the Second World war he put his politics aside and rejoined the Army, as he knew that being a German was more important than politics.

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virgin theoretical physicist vs chad metaphysician, physics, metaphysics

Virgin Theoretical Physicist CHAD Metaphysician His reflections lead to the deepest possible insights about the Divine that can be attained Has a coherent, synoptic Admittedly doesn't know what the f--- Reality ultimately vision of the whole of by reason alone from which he can draw closer to God, the wellspring of all Being he's talking about absurd reality Believes reality is intelligible Retarded about anything and everything outside of his autistically narrow field of hyper-focused study >atheist Thinks everything is particles bumping into Is not troubled at all by quantum indeterminacy because it is a quantitative affirmation of Aristotle's notion Respects all intellectual disciplines unites them together with a common_ coherent metaphysical grounding each other Filthy bifurcationist Conflates formal Thinks everyone of potency and material causality not to be conflated outside of his field of study is retarded when with the corporeal world of the the joke's on him and material causality His metaphysics serve senses as an ontological ground for his ethics Thinks philosophy is dead when he's often Worldview comports just attempting a piss-poor job at metaphysics happily with common Wastes taxpayer Can abstract form sense, can still justify it intellectually from the ground up dollars on from matter with nonsense his intellect alone Probably a moral relativist

Virgin Theoretical Physicist CHAD Metaphysician His reflections lead to the deepest possible insights about the Divine that can be attained Has a coherent, synoptic Admittedly doesn't know what the f--- Reality ultimately vision of the whole of by reason alone from which he can draw closer to God, the wellspring of all Being he's talking about absurd reality Believes reality is intelligible Retarded about anything and everything outside of his autistically narrow field of hyper-focused study >atheist Thinks everything is particles bumping into Is not troubled at all by quantum indeterminacy because it is a quantitative affirmation of Aristotle's notion Respects all intellectual disciplines unites them together with a common_ coherent metaphysical grounding each other Filthy bifurcationist Conflates formal Thinks everyone of potency and material causality not to be conflated outside of his field of study is retarded when with the corporeal world of the the joke's on him and material causality His metaphysics serve senses as an ontological ground for his ethics Thinks philosophy is dead when he's often Worldview comports just attempting a piss-poor job at metaphysics happily with common Wastes taxpayer Can abstract form sense, can still justify it intellectually from the ground up dollars on from matter with nonsense his intellect alone Probably a moral relativist

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Virgin (had no sex with anyone) vs Chad (his name is chad)

The Virgin THE CHAD has no had sex with his name is Chad anyone OUCH!

The Virgin THE CHAD has no had sex with his name is Chad anyone OUCH!

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The Virgin Chad vs. the Chad Virgin

"The Virgin Chad" THE CHAD VIRGIN Highly insecure, despite outward false confidence Spends far too much time styling hair, thinks people will like him more because of it Wears an easy to manage, simple haircut that requires little work Listens to music during his day-to-day, has good taste Torn sleeves evoke a faux 'Tough Guy' look Wears obnoxious, brightly-colored clothing to draw attention, is ignored anyway Never listens to music, thinking it will make him less cool Neutral clothing choices force him to better his physical appearance to make up for it, is challenging himself Wishes not to be seen, not for fear or insecurity, but so as to make those around him happier, he is always succesful at this Wears running shoes for maximum comfort on his many thoughtful walks

"The Virgin Chad" THE CHAD VIRGIN Highly insecure, despite outward false confidence Spends far too much time styling hair, thinks people will like him more because of it Wears an easy to manage, simple haircut that requires little work Listens to music during his day-to-day, has good taste Torn sleeves evoke a faux 'Tough Guy' look Wears obnoxious, brightly-colored clothing to draw attention, is ignored anyway Never listens to music, thinking it will make him less cool Neutral clothing choices force him to better his physical appearance to make up for it, is challenging himself Wishes not to be seen, not for fear or insecurity, but so as to make those around him happier, he is always succesful at this Wears running shoes for maximum comfort on his many thoughtful walks

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The Virgin Chad vs. the Chad Virgin

The Virgin Chad The Chad Virgin Doesn't care about anyone's opinions of him Has a personality outside of sex Only cares what others think of him Whole identity is based around getting with women Wears normal f------ clothes Wears ultra-colorful clothes to get attention, just looks stupid Wants to wait for the right person and have a real relationship Doesnt care about women, just wants sex Hair is iterally just a triangle Hairstyle makes sense and looks like hair Doesn't bother being cool, more worried about his interests Thinks he's really cool but is secretly insecure with relationships

The Virgin Chad The Chad Virgin Doesn't care about anyone's opinions of him Has a personality outside of sex Only cares what others think of him Whole identity is based around getting with women Wears normal f------ clothes Wears ultra-colorful clothes to get attention, just looks stupid Wants to wait for the right person and have a real relationship Doesnt care about women, just wants sex Hair is iterally just a triangle Hairstyle makes sense and looks like hair Doesn't bother being cool, more worried about his interests Thinks he's really cool but is secretly insecure with relationships

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Virgin Futuristic vs Chad Future-proof

FUTURISTIC vs. FUTURE-PROOF ZAGNRUS 6677. F. 2. -EMODRICHTSGEBAUDE - Short term construction - International style (no identity) - Modernist (novelty/dated) - Rejects the street - Synthetic materials - Chaos and equality - Unsustainable - Built to endure - Local/Regional style (identity) - Tradition (beautiful/enduring) Embraces street (sense of place) - Robust natural materials - Order and hierarchy - Sustainable

FUTURISTIC vs. FUTURE-PROOF ZAGNRUS 6677. F. 2. -EMODRICHTSGEBAUDE - Short term construction - International style (no identity) - Modernist (novelty/dated) - Rejects the street - Synthetic materials - Chaos and equality - Unsustainable - Built to endure - Local/Regional style (identity) - Tradition (beautiful/enduring) Embraces street (sense of place) - Robust natural materials - Order and hierarchy - Sustainable

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Self Confidence

THE VIRGIN SELF-DEPRECATING HUMOR THE CHAD ABSURD SELF-CONFIDENCE HUMOR makes passive suicidalism your mental norm puts people at ease unleashing your baggage on people who didn't ask for it people can genuinely laugh because it's so extreme OUCH! your friends have to fight you on it gets you more comfortable with even satirical self-confidence makes people hesitantly pity laugh doesn't require your friends to be unpaid therapists deep discomfort all around bleeds into your social circle, making your friends a lot happier too "no do you get it like the joke is that I want to die" "I'm literally god and the best at everything I do"

THE VIRGIN SELF-DEPRECATING HUMOR THE CHAD ABSURD SELF-CONFIDENCE HUMOR makes passive suicidalism your mental norm puts people at ease unleashing your baggage on people who didn't ask for it people can genuinely laugh because it's so extreme OUCH! your friends have to fight you on it gets you more comfortable with even satirical self-confidence makes people hesitantly pity laugh doesn't require your friends to be unpaid therapists deep discomfort all around bleeds into your social circle, making your friends a lot happier too "no do you get it like the joke is that I want to die" "I'm literally god and the best at everything I do"

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The Virgin Self-Deprecating Humor vs. The Chad Absurd Self-Confidence Humor

THE VIRGIN SELF-DEPRECATING HUMOR THE CHAD ABSURD SELF-CONFIDENCE HUMOR makes passive suicidalism your mental norm puts people at ease unleashing your baggage on people who didn't ask for it people can genuinely laugh because it's so extreme OUCH! your friends have to fight you on it gets you more comfortable with even satirical self-confidence makes people hesitantly pity laugh, doesn't require your friends to be unpaid therapists deep discomfort all around bleeds into your social circle, making your friends a lot happier too "no do you get it like the joke is that I want to die" "I'm literally god and the best at everything I do"

THE VIRGIN SELF-DEPRECATING HUMOR THE CHAD ABSURD SELF-CONFIDENCE HUMOR makes passive suicidalism your mental norm puts people at ease unleashing your baggage on people who didn't ask for it people can genuinely laugh because it's so extreme OUCH! your friends have to fight you on it gets you more comfortable with even satirical self-confidence makes people hesitantly pity laugh, doesn't require your friends to be unpaid therapists deep discomfort all around bleeds into your social circle, making your friends a lot happier too "no do you get it like the joke is that I want to die" "I'm literally god and the best at everything I do"

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The Virgin Twilight vs. The Chad Shape of Water

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The virgin STEM student vs The Chad Humanities Major / The virgin STEMlord vs The Chad Liberal arts Major

The Virgin STEM Student The Chad Humanities Major Reads for hours with unbroken concentration, cements and synthesizes knowledge through peer discourse Professor has literally never heard of him, too busy with the 500 other students in Professor directly supervises their thesis, they enjoy a fruitful academic correspondence his lecture Needs a constant supply of energy drinks and repetitive music to focus Throws Bacchanalian o-----, revels in the pleasure of the flesh Has memorized the properties and function of the entire periodic table, still struggles to distinguish between Sex and Gender Naively Objectivist Goes to museums and reads Man literature in their free time Only changes out of graphic tees and ill-fitting shorts for networking opportunities W Binges Rick & Morty/plays Overwatch for 18 hours straight to decompress Is aware of their inevitable ethnographic and ideological biases, undauntedly sails between the scylla of objectivity and the charybdis of subjectivity Flawlessly delivers compelling presentations that span a variety of disciplines Crams like a maniac, immediately forgets everything after examination Can effortlessly recall nuanced concepts from years ago Has never seen a study guide in his life Thinks the gender gap in STEM is acceptable, frankly is much more comfortable around men Stutters while nervously talking over PowerPoint slides Has a diverse and eclectic mix of friends, celebrates people for their ideas

The Virgin STEM Student The Chad Humanities Major Reads for hours with unbroken concentration, cements and synthesizes knowledge through peer discourse Professor has literally never heard of him, too busy with the 500 other students in Professor directly supervises their thesis, they enjoy a fruitful academic correspondence his lecture Needs a constant supply of energy drinks and repetitive music to focus Throws Bacchanalian o-----, revels in the pleasure of the flesh Has memorized the properties and function of the entire periodic table, still struggles to distinguish between Sex and Gender Naively Objectivist Goes to museums and reads Man literature in their free time Only changes out of graphic tees and ill-fitting shorts for networking opportunities W Binges Rick & Morty/plays Overwatch for 18 hours straight to decompress Is aware of their inevitable ethnographic and ideological biases, undauntedly sails between the scylla of objectivity and the charybdis of subjectivity Flawlessly delivers compelling presentations that span a variety of disciplines Crams like a maniac, immediately forgets everything after examination Can effortlessly recall nuanced concepts from years ago Has never seen a study guide in his life Thinks the gender gap in STEM is acceptable, frankly is much more comfortable around men Stutters while nervously talking over PowerPoint slides Has a diverse and eclectic mix of friends, celebrates people for their ideas

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Virgin cycle of "Your opinion bad my opinion good" rationalizer vs Chad acceptance

The Chad Acceptance The Virgin "the cycle of your opinion bad my opinion good" rationalizer "Twitter? What is that?" has blue checkmark on twitter. literal hypocrites will utilize it to rally the mobs stand their ground when needed will back off hiding when has no pride for their even to the bitter end cornered has pride on own statement calls you out for having an opinion different to the public their "i like it even if you your my statement opinion opinion dont like it" doesn't like it when something they like is being contested by someone, no matter how polite it was treat memes as treat memes like just memes, it's a f------ hypothesis nothing more nothing less admits that what your they like may have shortcomings opinion my my opinion your opinion opinion time is a sex flat f------ circle "Son, i argued better than that back on my age..." my opinion my your opinion opinion your opinion "Yes, and?" will portray themselves to have the higher ground claims that everything is bound by generational conflict, but things stays the same

The Chad Acceptance The Virgin "the cycle of your opinion bad my opinion good" rationalizer "Twitter? What is that?" has blue checkmark on twitter. literal hypocrites will utilize it to rally the mobs stand their ground when needed will back off hiding when has no pride for their even to the bitter end cornered has pride on own statement calls you out for having an opinion different to the public their "i like it even if you your my statement opinion opinion dont like it" doesn't like it when something they like is being contested by someone, no matter how polite it was treat memes as treat memes like just memes, it's a f------ hypothesis nothing more nothing less admits that what your they like may have shortcomings opinion my my opinion your opinion opinion time is a sex flat f------ circle "Son, i argued better than that back on my age..." my opinion my your opinion opinion your opinion "Yes, and?" will portray themselves to have the higher ground claims that everything is bound by generational conflict, but things stays the same

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The Virgin $2,000 Check vs the Chad Bomb Dropped on Syria

The Virgin $2,000 Check The Chad Two Million Dollar Bomb For Struggling Americans Dropped on Syria Delivered electronically Delivered by Politicians might never or by boring mail truck Continues proud cool military agree to it aircraft! bipartisan tradition going back decades Average American Joe May decrease carbon footprint by killing 17 people who were in Syria 2,000 Two Thousand Dollars Victims probably die quickly Uncle Sam and painlessly to fight ISIS Serves as a useful reminder that the US government will spare no effort or expense Might give you Might trick you into thinking the US government cares a painful paper cut to secure the wellbeing of about your wellbeing Raytheon, the Saudi Royal Increases carbon footprint family, Boeing, and the Israeli right by saving lives of the poor

The Virgin $2,000 Check The Chad Two Million Dollar Bomb For Struggling Americans Dropped on Syria Delivered electronically Delivered by Politicians might never or by boring mail truck Continues proud cool military agree to it aircraft! bipartisan tradition going back decades Average American Joe May decrease carbon footprint by killing 17 people who were in Syria 2,000 Two Thousand Dollars Victims probably die quickly Uncle Sam and painlessly to fight ISIS Serves as a useful reminder that the US government will spare no effort or expense Might give you Might trick you into thinking the US government cares a painful paper cut to secure the wellbeing of about your wellbeing Raytheon, the Saudi Royal Increases carbon footprint family, Boeing, and the Israeli right by saving lives of the poor

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