Virgin vs. Chad - Images
Meanwhile in Turkey
![Virgin Gezi supporter;
- Can tell about the gas bomb thrown 1000ft away for years.
- Feed pets.
- Gets drunk, craps out, harms public property.
- Never been for the winning side on any elections.
- Doesn't respect democracy.
Chad July 15 hero;
- Can stop tanks with his wifebeater tank-top.
- Sustains home at least three children by minimum wage.
- Doesn't harm public property even while stopping tanks.
- Supports winning side on every elections.
- Ready to sacrifice his life for democracy.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/338/027/d58.jpg)
![Virgin Gezi supporter;
- Can tell about the gas bomb thrown 1000ft away for years.
- Feed pets.
- Gets drunk, craps out, harms public property.
- Never been for the winning side on any elections.
- Doesn't respect democracy.
Chad July 15 hero;
- Can stop tanks with his wifebeater tank-top.
- Sustains home at least three children by minimum wage.
- Doesn't harm public property even while stopping tanks.
- Supports winning side on every elections.
- Ready to sacrifice his life for democracy.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/338/027/d58.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Medieval - early modern warfare
![he Virgin Formation The Chad Charge doesn't believe projectile weapons even exist never heard the word "tactics" in his life waits for the enemy to come to him after crippling them with gunfire and artillery wears whatever outlandish DA outfit money can buy depends on large polearm to compensate for low strength Pou BAM ouc rides with bros in triangle spends weeks learning how to stand in formation IFrI wears matching tights with the rest of his unit guaranteed to destroy whatever is in its way Can't afford shoes only moves when he hears drums horse even has shoes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/337/942/638.jpg)
![he Virgin Formation The Chad Charge doesn't believe projectile weapons even exist never heard the word "tactics" in his life waits for the enemy to come to him after crippling them with gunfire and artillery wears whatever outlandish DA outfit money can buy depends on large polearm to compensate for low strength Pou BAM ouc rides with bros in triangle spends weeks learning how to stand in formation IFrI wears matching tights with the rest of his unit guaranteed to destroy whatever is in its way Can't afford shoes only moves when he hears drums horse even has shoes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/337/942/638.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
sure to win
![heh I'm sure to win because my intelligence is superior](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/336/931/4d3.png)
![heh I'm sure to win because my intelligence is superior](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/336/931/4d3.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Sm4sh Sonic vs. The Chad Project M Sonic
![I made this myself, so technically a repost.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/336/808/c70.jpg)
![I made this myself, so technically a repost.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/336/808/c70.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Wehraboo Wanker vs. Armoured Anglo
!["The Wehraboo Wanker" "THE ARMOURED ANGLO" Beret always faces toward the enemy Not much of a team player wants a good K/D "muh witmann" Can spot even though its not a light tanlk Downloads an anime soundpack for his crew Son of David Fletcher Hates icky anglo vehicles despite grinding out most of his tree with them Thinks Polandball is political commentary Uses the advanced anti grav capabilities of the churchill to help out his Has never played anything other than an Axis nation. Made his sten in his shed over the weeken Uses a bad dragon toy as a joystick in sim Killed the entire crew of Tiger 131 just by looking at them, attempted to drive the tank back to England himself. Had to carry it due to its reliablity The Vulcan bomber was modelled on his jawline Probably a buttplug Vents after losing every match by invading Britain in HOI4 Never has to fight on fulda, has a cold one with the Ruskies and yanks Barely has enough room on his Churchill to fit all the liberated french girls Unironically wishes the germans won Tanker overalls can barely contain his manhood Thinks operation sealion was realistic Picked the National army over the Royal army in Battlefield Heroes Cool accent "My Grandad was in the SS" Wets himself at the mere sight of an RAF roundel Wants historical accuracy, doesn't realize most of his vehicles would be unplayable Plays all nations, but puts British captured skins on inferior vehicle:s Part English, Welsh, Scottish and Irish Pulled Wittmann out of his tank, killed him in hand to hand combat. Wants to go to tankfest just to see a tiger Passed SAS fitness test but denied entry because he made the others jealous Takes his Churchill out into Air RB, faster than a 262](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/336/327/5c2.png)
!["The Wehraboo Wanker" "THE ARMOURED ANGLO" Beret always faces toward the enemy Not much of a team player wants a good K/D "muh witmann" Can spot even though its not a light tanlk Downloads an anime soundpack for his crew Son of David Fletcher Hates icky anglo vehicles despite grinding out most of his tree with them Thinks Polandball is political commentary Uses the advanced anti grav capabilities of the churchill to help out his Has never played anything other than an Axis nation. Made his sten in his shed over the weeken Uses a bad dragon toy as a joystick in sim Killed the entire crew of Tiger 131 just by looking at them, attempted to drive the tank back to England himself. Had to carry it due to its reliablity The Vulcan bomber was modelled on his jawline Probably a buttplug Vents after losing every match by invading Britain in HOI4 Never has to fight on fulda, has a cold one with the Ruskies and yanks Barely has enough room on his Churchill to fit all the liberated french girls Unironically wishes the germans won Tanker overalls can barely contain his manhood Thinks operation sealion was realistic Picked the National army over the Royal army in Battlefield Heroes Cool accent "My Grandad was in the SS" Wets himself at the mere sight of an RAF roundel Wants historical accuracy, doesn't realize most of his vehicles would be unplayable Plays all nations, but puts British captured skins on inferior vehicle:s Part English, Welsh, Scottish and Irish Pulled Wittmann out of his tank, killed him in hand to hand combat. Wants to go to tankfest just to see a tiger Passed SAS fitness test but denied entry because he made the others jealous Takes his Churchill out into Air RB, faster than a 262](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/336/327/5c2.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Pop Team Epic
![The Virgin Evergarden THE DARLING CHAID Pink hair, best hair color for best girls Tries too hard to copy Ufotable style, going from copying Saber's character designs to using After Effect filters The Shitpost Kang Uses excessive filters to hide her lack of animation No blurring, clear and crisp doesn't afraid to show her curves Expectations are kept low everyone ended up pleasantly surprised Animation quality changes to fit the joke Doesn't take itself s erious Looks like she got made by pretentious art students who just discovered Instagram W------ herself out to Netflix just to get those extra Goyflix buxs, doesn't actually improve anime except blurring more of it Designed by the character designer of Your Name, the best selling anime of all time Gets angry when other people fixes and edit her show's screenshot and proceeds to make threads on reddit about it Have freelance staffs, takes input from experienced people from all around the anime industry Fanbase are fans of all animation. LI Perfect smiles Consists of in-house staffs who lives in a bubble, insists on using sameface designs and petty melodrama writing Influenced by the classic mecha series Neon Genesis Evangelion Has a manga adaptation by Yabuki, the author of To Love-Ru Made by the people that made Jojo. Not pigeon holed into one type of anime. Delusional about her own superiority, thinks that she deserves to be aired on cinemas, only to dissapoint the attending audience for how mediocre she is If you don't like the voice actors then watch the other half. Autistic cult fanbase that shitposts on other shows threads about how better she is compared to them, fueling their insecturities Fanbase are bros and doesn't compare themselves to other shows of the season Joint project between Trigger and A-1, a collaboration between bros Criticizes themsel ves Can't handle criticism](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/335/244/d74.png)
![The Virgin Evergarden THE DARLING CHAID Pink hair, best hair color for best girls Tries too hard to copy Ufotable style, going from copying Saber's character designs to using After Effect filters The Shitpost Kang Uses excessive filters to hide her lack of animation No blurring, clear and crisp doesn't afraid to show her curves Expectations are kept low everyone ended up pleasantly surprised Animation quality changes to fit the joke Doesn't take itself s erious Looks like she got made by pretentious art students who just discovered Instagram W------ herself out to Netflix just to get those extra Goyflix buxs, doesn't actually improve anime except blurring more of it Designed by the character designer of Your Name, the best selling anime of all time Gets angry when other people fixes and edit her show's screenshot and proceeds to make threads on reddit about it Have freelance staffs, takes input from experienced people from all around the anime industry Fanbase are fans of all animation. LI Perfect smiles Consists of in-house staffs who lives in a bubble, insists on using sameface designs and petty melodrama writing Influenced by the classic mecha series Neon Genesis Evangelion Has a manga adaptation by Yabuki, the author of To Love-Ru Made by the people that made Jojo. Not pigeon holed into one type of anime. Delusional about her own superiority, thinks that she deserves to be aired on cinemas, only to dissapoint the attending audience for how mediocre she is If you don't like the voice actors then watch the other half. Autistic cult fanbase that shitposts on other shows threads about how better she is compared to them, fueling their insecturities Fanbase are bros and doesn't compare themselves to other shows of the season Joint project between Trigger and A-1, a collaboration between bros Criticizes themsel ves Can't handle criticism](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/335/244/d74.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virglifa vs. Majin Chadroid 21
![smart stronger than kid buu retarded ugly haircut No explanation sexiest haircut for her power Still can't do s--- without Ara Ara her d--- partner Faces all heroes and w-waku waku reborn villains alone like fatty food lazy design as f--- best design like Low sugar weaker than buu use f----- earri tailjob to power up Injected dna of all main villains non-canon but who care to become the ultimate lifeform s--- canon character the virgin tomboy monkey The CHAD android scientist](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/334/926/0ab.jpg)
![smart stronger than kid buu retarded ugly haircut No explanation sexiest haircut for her power Still can't do s--- without Ara Ara her d--- partner Faces all heroes and w-waku waku reborn villains alone like fatty food lazy design as f--- best design like Low sugar weaker than buu use f----- earri tailjob to power up Injected dna of all main villains non-canon but who care to become the ultimate lifeform s--- canon character the virgin tomboy monkey The CHAD android scientist](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/334/926/0ab.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Chad King
![The Virgin Sniper Avoids being around enemy heroes THE CHAD KING Literally cannot die Builds 2 Daedaluses to crit twice as hard Only attacks creeps to last hit Plays in showcase mode Constantly eyeing the minimap Arm always outstreched for Wraithfire Blast Constant animation canceling confounds enemy Buys wards Armlet always on for max power Always ganked Wants to pick last Everyone wants to support him Pathetic ministun Carries 3 mangos in backpack Forced to play semi support Can't be solo Has never seen a ward before in his life 290 move speed Instalocks 300 Movespeed; cannot be outrunned phase boots POWER TREADS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/334/681/5d8.png)
![The Virgin Sniper Avoids being around enemy heroes THE CHAD KING Literally cannot die Builds 2 Daedaluses to crit twice as hard Only attacks creeps to last hit Plays in showcase mode Constantly eyeing the minimap Arm always outstreched for Wraithfire Blast Constant animation canceling confounds enemy Buys wards Armlet always on for max power Always ganked Wants to pick last Everyone wants to support him Pathetic ministun Carries 3 mangos in backpack Forced to play semi support Can't be solo Has never seen a ward before in his life 290 move speed Instalocks 300 Movespeed; cannot be outrunned phase boots POWER TREADS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/334/681/5d8.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Steampunk vs the Chad Cyberpunk
!["The Virgin Steampunk" The Chad Cyberpunk Drinks coffee via IV Is obsessed with Victorian England Takes girls on dates to the hardware Ha store Can cut black ice with ease. Was dumped for body odor. Cybernetic arm for faster WPM 5 Cannot into mathematics Wears his hat everywhere Prefers to spend his time painting WH40K figurines. Is triggered when people say his lasses make im look like Harry Potter. Wants an airship. Drives a Hyundai Takes 1 gram of modafinil per hour. Loves lace and frilly things. Loves Lain. Does not understand nutrition because 1800s science Wrote "Hello, World" in Assembly at age 2. Installed Gentoo on the Bank of America mainframe. Posts on Reddit Frail and weak Smokes Yeheyuans The Zaibatsus put a bounty on his head for 500 BTC Eats only MREs and ramen Doesn't brush teeth Has the largest collection of steampunk gifs on Tumblr. Knows a good local noodle bar. Prefers to work from the terminal but isn't afraid of a fist fight Uses Windows 10 Cruised cyberspace with the Dixie Flatline. Listens only to IDM Punched Zuckerberg in the javw Codes his own malware in vim without plugins or syntax highlighting](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/334/347/13b.png)
!["The Virgin Steampunk" The Chad Cyberpunk Drinks coffee via IV Is obsessed with Victorian England Takes girls on dates to the hardware Ha store Can cut black ice with ease. Was dumped for body odor. Cybernetic arm for faster WPM 5 Cannot into mathematics Wears his hat everywhere Prefers to spend his time painting WH40K figurines. Is triggered when people say his lasses make im look like Harry Potter. Wants an airship. Drives a Hyundai Takes 1 gram of modafinil per hour. Loves lace and frilly things. Loves Lain. Does not understand nutrition because 1800s science Wrote "Hello, World" in Assembly at age 2. Installed Gentoo on the Bank of America mainframe. Posts on Reddit Frail and weak Smokes Yeheyuans The Zaibatsus put a bounty on his head for 500 BTC Eats only MREs and ramen Doesn't brush teeth Has the largest collection of steampunk gifs on Tumblr. Knows a good local noodle bar. Prefers to work from the terminal but isn't afraid of a fist fight Uses Windows 10 Cruised cyberspace with the Dixie Flatline. Listens only to IDM Punched Zuckerberg in the javw Codes his own malware in vim without plugins or syntax highlighting](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/334/347/13b.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Umifag VS Chad Wrestler
![NOTE: related to some extreme fans' reaction to Mimorin having a relationship with a Japanese wrestler Rainmaker.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/332/533/893.jpg)
![NOTE: related to some extreme fans' reaction to Mimorin having a relationship with a Japanese wrestler Rainmaker.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/332/533/893.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Anarcho Capitalist vs the Chad Anarcho communist
![he Virgin Anarcho-Capitalist THE CHAD ANARcHO-COMMUNIST Wants corporation to be deregulated Has watched a few videos by Stefan Molyneux and Mr. Dappertori Has read the works of Noam Chompsky, Max Stirner, Peter Kropotkin, Kar1 Marx, and more Wants corporations to be overthrown Doesn't believe in hierarchies at all Blames the fact he can't get laid on feminism and "toxic femininity" Doesn't give a s--- about race Comes from an incredibly wealthy family Covers his face because his actions are all that matters, not his identity Who the hell is Fredrich Hayek?" Always wears suits with bow ties Super buff from constantly going to rallies and fighting fascists Uses "collectivist" and "statist" as insults Believes in the liberation of women from oppressive gender Wants everything to be privatized Big believer in traditionalist gender roles Thinks 50s and 60s Hated by Liberals and Fascists "I'm not racist, I'm a race REALIST" ot even an anarchist elieves in hierarchies Always has a nolotov for when a rally happens Comes from poverty and has experienced oppressio America were the best "Richard Spencer's ideas could work!" "Property is theft" Somehow believes in both individualism and also tribalism Wants everything publicized "MUH PROPERTY!" Has a much more nuanced view of 5os and 6os America Is scared of black and brown people and wants a white ethnostate Honestly believes in White Genocide Punched Richard Spencer in the face once Is a proud feminist Thinks liberals are left wing "Can we please not talk about Somalia?" Wants money abolished Is just a useful idiot to fascists "From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need." Invested in bitcoin Could easily get laid is he wanted to, but chooses to fight Capitalism and fascism instead Ignored bitcoin because it's another capitalist ploy Has no praxis, just whines about liberals on the internet](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/331/942/230.png)
![he Virgin Anarcho-Capitalist THE CHAD ANARcHO-COMMUNIST Wants corporation to be deregulated Has watched a few videos by Stefan Molyneux and Mr. Dappertori Has read the works of Noam Chompsky, Max Stirner, Peter Kropotkin, Kar1 Marx, and more Wants corporations to be overthrown Doesn't believe in hierarchies at all Blames the fact he can't get laid on feminism and "toxic femininity" Doesn't give a s--- about race Comes from an incredibly wealthy family Covers his face because his actions are all that matters, not his identity Who the hell is Fredrich Hayek?" Always wears suits with bow ties Super buff from constantly going to rallies and fighting fascists Uses "collectivist" and "statist" as insults Believes in the liberation of women from oppressive gender Wants everything to be privatized Big believer in traditionalist gender roles Thinks 50s and 60s Hated by Liberals and Fascists "I'm not racist, I'm a race REALIST" ot even an anarchist elieves in hierarchies Always has a nolotov for when a rally happens Comes from poverty and has experienced oppressio America were the best "Richard Spencer's ideas could work!" "Property is theft" Somehow believes in both individualism and also tribalism Wants everything publicized "MUH PROPERTY!" Has a much more nuanced view of 5os and 6os America Is scared of black and brown people and wants a white ethnostate Honestly believes in White Genocide Punched Richard Spencer in the face once Is a proud feminist Thinks liberals are left wing "Can we please not talk about Somalia?" Wants money abolished Is just a useful idiot to fascists "From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need." Invested in bitcoin Could easily get laid is he wanted to, but chooses to fight Capitalism and fascism instead Ignored bitcoin because it's another capitalist ploy Has no praxis, just whines about liberals on the internet](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/331/942/230.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Skyrim vs. The Chad Gothic
![THE Bethesda S-------- GothiC Masterpiece Controls so s---, you wanna pluck your eyes out, done on purpose by the producers, being confident in the rpg atmosfere and storyline alone. lol fast travel Can smoke weed Bunch of gameplay consisting in boring fetch and kill quests given by soulless NPCs to compensate for the s----- storyline. "da chosen one" Everybody hates him and treats him like s--- - further improving the rpg atmosfere, making the ingame hero relate with the player's life F---- the same prostitute - there are no influential female NPCs Cucks himself by sharing wealth- with foster kids and wife - never gets laid. overrated product promoted by the kikeingame, no time for forced media feminist agenda. obscure european game made in m------------ Germany Relies on killing soulless NPCs to trick the player into thinking his worthless choices matter. You're treated like s--- no matter what *le typical boogie-man dragon being the arch enemy* The final boss is a nameless dragon, just as the protagonist, both being equally losers - which makes them even more fearsome.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/330/353/851.png)
![THE Bethesda S-------- GothiC Masterpiece Controls so s---, you wanna pluck your eyes out, done on purpose by the producers, being confident in the rpg atmosfere and storyline alone. lol fast travel Can smoke weed Bunch of gameplay consisting in boring fetch and kill quests given by soulless NPCs to compensate for the s----- storyline. "da chosen one" Everybody hates him and treats him like s--- - further improving the rpg atmosfere, making the ingame hero relate with the player's life F---- the same prostitute - there are no influential female NPCs Cucks himself by sharing wealth- with foster kids and wife - never gets laid. overrated product promoted by the kikeingame, no time for forced media feminist agenda. obscure european game made in m------------ Germany Relies on killing soulless NPCs to trick the player into thinking his worthless choices matter. You're treated like s--- no matter what *le typical boogie-man dragon being the arch enemy* The final boss is a nameless dragon, just as the protagonist, both being equally losers - which makes them even more fearsome.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/330/353/851.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Devilman dash
!["The Virgin Ninja Run" THE CHAD DEVIL DASH Easily overwhelmed by inner demon has to make friends with it Limbs constantly flailing in confident, unpredictable ways Back slouched Kills his parents Hands held in place when running Posesses the demon that Friends with edgelord, spends all the time chasing after him tried to posess him Body pointing forward with determination Dead parents Can't kill anyone, insists on making friends instead Peeks on girls in hot springs, has to use a disguise F---- demons mid-fight Covers walls in j---, watches p--- in school cinema Ends up an office plankton Goes out fighting in Armageddon like a boss Friends with Satan, but doesn't take s--- from him](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/329/796/f58.png)
!["The Virgin Ninja Run" THE CHAD DEVIL DASH Easily overwhelmed by inner demon has to make friends with it Limbs constantly flailing in confident, unpredictable ways Back slouched Kills his parents Hands held in place when running Posesses the demon that Friends with edgelord, spends all the time chasing after him tried to posess him Body pointing forward with determination Dead parents Can't kill anyone, insists on making friends instead Peeks on girls in hot springs, has to use a disguise F---- demons mid-fight Covers walls in j---, watches p--- in school cinema Ends up an office plankton Goes out fighting in Armageddon like a boss Friends with Satan, but doesn't take s--- from him](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/329/796/f58.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virginta vs Yamchad
![Virgeta amchad Can't decide what color he wants his hair to be Glorious lion's mane_ Receeding hairline, despite being in his early 20's Lost to Recoome Beat Recoome Scars from a lifetime of fighting Cries whenever he meets someone stronger then him Skin is in perfect condition indicating lack of xperience -Wears hockey pads, thinking it makes him look cool Relies on transformations instead of actual skill Always has his Wolf Fang Fist ready Wears armor instead of fighting on equal terms Wraps his tail around his waist because he forgot to bring a belt and he's too embarassed to ask Nappa for one ears gloves because he's scared of getting diry Has never transformed in his entire life Only person he's ever had sex with is Yamchad's sloppy seconds His best friend is a shapeshifting cat- Will only fight in his Master's Gi Literally wears a skirt Refuses to hide behind armor Didn't forget his belt Constantly ー62 Constantly has sex with dozens of fangirls Ultimate move is called "Final Flash" coming in second One of the tallest Z fighters Will never surpass Goku Is never actually the final attack Actually accomplished his goal of becoming the greatest baseball player of all time 5'4 The prince of all manlets Grew up as a bandit, surviving by force of wil Grew up pampered by daddy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/329/193/fa7.png)
![Virgeta amchad Can't decide what color he wants his hair to be Glorious lion's mane_ Receeding hairline, despite being in his early 20's Lost to Recoome Beat Recoome Scars from a lifetime of fighting Cries whenever he meets someone stronger then him Skin is in perfect condition indicating lack of xperience -Wears hockey pads, thinking it makes him look cool Relies on transformations instead of actual skill Always has his Wolf Fang Fist ready Wears armor instead of fighting on equal terms Wraps his tail around his waist because he forgot to bring a belt and he's too embarassed to ask Nappa for one ears gloves because he's scared of getting diry Has never transformed in his entire life Only person he's ever had sex with is Yamchad's sloppy seconds His best friend is a shapeshifting cat- Will only fight in his Master's Gi Literally wears a skirt Refuses to hide behind armor Didn't forget his belt Constantly ー62 Constantly has sex with dozens of fangirls Ultimate move is called "Final Flash" coming in second One of the tallest Z fighters Will never surpass Goku Is never actually the final attack Actually accomplished his goal of becoming the greatest baseball player of all time 5'4 The prince of all manlets Grew up as a bandit, surviving by force of wil Grew up pampered by daddy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/329/193/fa7.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Craig Vs. The Chad Deebo
![The Virgin Craig THE CHAD DEEBO Still lives with his parents Steals in broad daylight Brought a gun to a fist fight What bike? Only stood up to Deebo because he hit a female Had to use a trash can and a brick iust to beat Deebo -Got strangled by Deebo Had a gun pointed at him and showed no fear Got fired on Friday for "supposedly" stealing boxes Bikes everywhere he goes Almost got killed in a drive by shooting Rules the hood with an iron fist Scared of Deebo iust like evervone else in the hood Always fights with his bare hands Hits everyone and everything that crosses his path](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/328/762/2f9.jpg)
![The Virgin Craig THE CHAD DEEBO Still lives with his parents Steals in broad daylight Brought a gun to a fist fight What bike? Only stood up to Deebo because he hit a female Had to use a trash can and a brick iust to beat Deebo -Got strangled by Deebo Had a gun pointed at him and showed no fear Got fired on Friday for "supposedly" stealing boxes Bikes everywhere he goes Almost got killed in a drive by shooting Rules the hood with an iron fist Scared of Deebo iust like evervone else in the hood Always fights with his bare hands Hits everyone and everything that crosses his path](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/328/762/2f9.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Youtube vs Nico Nico Douga
![The Chad Nico Nico Douga Animators are more respected Isn't runned by corporate stooges Flame wars doesn't exist on Nico The Virgin Y outube Used to have a brutal copyright system but now is completly lax Allows disgusting content like Elsa/ Spiderman videos and does nothing about it Replaced their original good logo with a s----- new one Allows fair competition among content creators, meaning their videos can get to the trending page without biased algorithms Exlcudes memes/trends that were actually popular during the year in their rewinds Broken Copyright System Actually incorporates memes/trends that were actually popular into their yearly melodies Allowed cancerous Viners to infect the platform Still screws over content creators despite them following YouTube guidelines Corporate Friendy Has never heard of Drama Has a art gallery which most of the pictures are hand drawn iased Algorithms Only political stuff gets on to the trending Youl ube Rewinds never shoWS YouTubers that people actually know and the ones that do make it get very little screen time Keeps their original logo because they know it's perfect Filled with Drama b------- Flame wars are unavoidable Inspired the likes of TVple and Bilibili, becoming the standard model of video sharing platforms in East Asia Runed by SJWs Constantely screws over their content creators by demonetizing their videos, potentially destroying their livelyhood doesn't give a damn about politics Shows more celeberties than actual Youtubers in their Rewinds Isn't overrunned by cancerous blogers Runed by a total idiot who is not fit for the job Content mostly consists of user created content like MADs](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/328/515/b43.png)
![The Chad Nico Nico Douga Animators are more respected Isn't runned by corporate stooges Flame wars doesn't exist on Nico The Virgin Y outube Used to have a brutal copyright system but now is completly lax Allows disgusting content like Elsa/ Spiderman videos and does nothing about it Replaced their original good logo with a s----- new one Allows fair competition among content creators, meaning their videos can get to the trending page without biased algorithms Exlcudes memes/trends that were actually popular during the year in their rewinds Broken Copyright System Actually incorporates memes/trends that were actually popular into their yearly melodies Allowed cancerous Viners to infect the platform Still screws over content creators despite them following YouTube guidelines Corporate Friendy Has never heard of Drama Has a art gallery which most of the pictures are hand drawn iased Algorithms Only political stuff gets on to the trending Youl ube Rewinds never shoWS YouTubers that people actually know and the ones that do make it get very little screen time Keeps their original logo because they know it's perfect Filled with Drama b------- Flame wars are unavoidable Inspired the likes of TVple and Bilibili, becoming the standard model of video sharing platforms in East Asia Runed by SJWs Constantely screws over their content creators by demonetizing their videos, potentially destroying their livelyhood doesn't give a damn about politics Shows more celeberties than actual Youtubers in their Rewinds Isn't overrunned by cancerous blogers Runed by a total idiot who is not fit for the job Content mostly consists of user created content like MADs](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/328/515/b43.png)
Virgin vs. Chad