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Virgin Business Administration CHAD QUANT ECON + STEM DOUBLE MAJOR THAD DIDN'T CARE ABOUT COLLEGE Limits career to middle management. -Wants to be given 6 figs without effort. Full of dudebros - Works with Students are too lazy to join the skilled trades, can't communicate as efficiently as the liberal arts, and too dumb for STEM giving them a skillset of nothing. -Can go into Med School, law school, and grad school and get in debt. Doesn't care because he / she is a trust fund baby Started Wants to own a business decides that - JQ is one of going into debt or becoming a corporate the highest. cog is the best way to accomplish this his hands working at 18 makes good - Very fit -Needs Microsoft Excel and -Has 3.5-4.0 GPA because the material is money. Word certs for an entry level job more engaging - Isn't -Actually has career goals and aspires to be more than a simple bookeeper. - Can't be replaced by a robot nor spoiled or -Only skills are to count shekels and be -Only opens doors to two viable career paths, CPA and office grunt worker -Less . likely to be replaced by a a parasitic manchild. robot - Loses jobs to gender studies grads and sociology majors - People are taught to make resumes with no job skills taught to them at all - Students are taught to - Steals jobs from salty STEM and biz grads in various fields -Some people are baristas, others find financial model. great jobs in big data and machine -ideology taught is all pseudo science and is all theory, but no one cares because its better than biz admin - Doesn't -Has trash GPA due to - Worked - Gets relocated to the city for the only jobs he can get stuck in the city never getting out... get bossed around by corporations and banks become NPOCS or make lack of interest and not their lifes miserable hard to learning caring about college or career goals - Offers no job prospects what so ever, pPeople graduate to become yet normies believe that business own his business. through low paying jobs -Doesn't need a dumb CPA or microsoft office cert for a high - People graduate to support free market capitalism. Writes and sells books on communists (the opposite of running a business) paying job. Takes 2-3 semesters to finish nor kisses degrees are flexible. ass. - Racks up thousands of debt, except unlike the liberal arts major, he was not interested in the subject making him more miserable - If white he will become a perma virgin and die. - Studied by boomer bosses Makes other liberal art majors salty and want to suck their d---. Self teaches through -Has something that a daily basis. People don't read, but he gets a few buyers YouTube and Udemy. the corporate climber will never have, - Studied by Elon Musk and the Has to work 60-80 hours to go anywhere mega rich - Corporate SIMP - Has Large pile of Doge Coin Наpiness

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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