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Know the difference. It could save your life.

the Beta Male Where are your fins? the Male Betta Will fight to the death using its own unprotected body as a lethal wepon Superior Water Travel. no lip strength. Period. DAT TOP-FACING LIP. Even the Chad blushes at its masculinity Lungs that don't even assert dominance Gill flaps to say you got three seconds to move Legs. Why even bother? Muted Colors unfit for Every fin says "TASTE THE RAINBOW" Gorgeous Gourami Grandeur attracting mates Shoes to protect wimpy feet
the Beta Male Where are your fins? the Male Betta Will fight to the death using its own unprotected body as a lethal wepon Superior Water Travel. no lip strength. Period. DAT TOP-FACING LIP. Even the Chad blushes at its masculinity Lungs that don't even assert dominance Gill flaps to say you got three seconds to move Legs. Why even bother? Muted Colors unfit for Every fin says "TASTE THE RAINBOW" Gorgeous Gourami Grandeur attracting mates Shoes to protect wimpy feet

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Virgin Drawing Tablet v. CHAD MOUSE

The virgin drawing The chad mouse. tablet can withstand a lot of abuse. breaks easily. Never gets dusty. No drivers needed. Gimmicky used by furries, Used by business men and successful crappy drivers weebs and basement people. Simple the gets dusty like dwellers way it should be. h--------.
The virgin drawing The chad mouse. tablet can withstand a lot of abuse. breaks easily. Never gets dusty. No drivers needed. Gimmicky used by furries, Used by business men and successful crappy drivers weebs and basement people. Simple the gets dusty like dwellers way it should be. h--------.

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Virgin 2d v. CHAD 3D

The Chad 3D The Virgin 2D Could ascend to the 4th dimension, but he stays Simulates true, real women. Pretty much the same thing "I prefer 2D girls" Can't afford the 3rd axis humble No depth True Went to Depth CalArts, Studied the 3rd Can be thinks he's dimension since drawn by hot s--- infancy. From SFM to Blender. Focused on for children hours by expert 3D artists
The Chad 3D The Virgin 2D Could ascend to the 4th dimension, but he stays Simulates true, real women. Pretty much the same thing "I prefer 2D girls" Can't afford the 3rd axis humble No depth True Went to Depth CalArts, Studied the 3rd Can be thinks he's dimension since drawn by hot s--- infancy. From SFM to Blender. Focused on for children hours by expert 3D artists

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21st Century Virgin v. 14TH CENTURY CHAD

21st Century Virgin 14th Century Chad Has 3 different Mental illness hasn't mental disorders even been invented yet Has greatest quality of life in history, still hates his life Terrible quality of life, still perfectly happy All he needs is his faith in the Good Lord Believes everything the media tells him Everyone loses Half of Europe dies from plague, business as usual their s--- over a <.1% death rate disease
21st Century Virgin 14th Century Chad Has 3 different Mental illness hasn't mental disorders even been invented yet Has greatest quality of life in history, still hates his life Terrible quality of life, still perfectly happy All he needs is his faith in the Good Lord Believes everything the media tells him Everyone loses Half of Europe dies from plague, business as usual their s--- over a <.1% death rate disease

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Walking v. JUMPING

"Sigh" "Weeee!" Avoids others greetings Looks at OUCH! Reddit every other step First of way faster mode of his friends to do it self transport Steps in animal dung Quick end Chad Jumping Virgin Walking on a Sidewalk off a Cliff
"Sigh" "Weeee!" Avoids others greetings Looks at OUCH! Reddit every other step First of way faster mode of his friends to do it self transport Steps in animal dung Quick end Chad Jumping Virgin Walking on a Sidewalk off a Cliff

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Virgin Smartphone v. CHAD BOOK

The Virgin The CHAD BOK Smartphone Does not Basically used to read dumb s--- Gives you knowledge or fascinating Requires consume electricity and electricity or needs a battery Virgin on the internet The Ouch! needs to be stories or charger charged several times per day Temporary, will be replaced by a better phone in like a year Will stay with the owner for several years Can change the life of a Never changed person a persons life Sturdy, can survive Gives your Fragile, will break after No need for multiple falls personal data for "updates" updates a few falls
The Virgin The CHAD BOK Smartphone Does not Basically used to read dumb s--- Gives you knowledge or fascinating Requires consume electricity and electricity or needs a battery Virgin on the internet The Ouch! needs to be stories or charger charged several times per day Temporary, will be replaced by a better phone in like a year Will stay with the owner for several years Can change the life of a Never changed person a persons life Sturdy, can survive Gives your Fragile, will break after No need for multiple falls personal data for "updates" updates a few falls

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Virgin Doge 2.0 v. CHAD DOGE

chad the virgin doge 2.0 vs the doge is only a thing because it reminds people of the glory of doge such classic! people hate him even though he just became a thing like 3 days ago such actual wow! subreddit! literally has a number in its Wow! such funny yellow dog! do will probably be forgotten in a month such still funny after 10 years! uncharacteristic thing
chad the virgin doge 2.0 vs the doge is only a thing because it reminds people of the glory of doge such classic! people hate him even though he just became a thing like 3 days ago such actual wow! subreddit! literally has a number in its Wow! such funny yellow dog! do will probably be forgotten in a month such still funny after 10 years! uncharacteristic thing

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NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES - THE MAD [no relation]

THE MAD POUNCE Actually pretty smart, but this leads him to existantial dread Almost reached chadhood, Almost becomes a Chad from his absurd craziness, but begins to become sane again before he can. but something went wrong Carnivorous bulge mauled Stacy to death just when he was about to lose his virginity Episodes of mania give him false hope that he'll finally A-745 reach chad status Went crazy. Edgy teens fawn over him for a while, but quickly grow out of it Might pick up a hobby later on in life, but it will backfire on him and somehow end up resulting in his death Actually can be pretty cool at times, but loses any social status frequently due to constant psychotic Gets really good at gaming, but ends up with chronic dissaciative depression from too much screen time breakdowns
THE MAD POUNCE Actually pretty smart, but this leads him to existantial dread Almost reached chadhood, Almost becomes a Chad from his absurd craziness, but begins to become sane again before he can. but something went wrong Carnivorous bulge mauled Stacy to death just when he was about to lose his virginity Episodes of mania give him false hope that he'll finally A-745 reach chad status Went crazy. Edgy teens fawn over him for a while, but quickly grow out of it Might pick up a hobby later on in life, but it will backfire on him and somehow end up resulting in his death Actually can be pretty cool at times, but loses any social status frequently due to constant psychotic Gets really good at gaming, but ends up with chronic dissaciative depression from too much screen time breakdowns

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Dying v. LIVING

THE VIRGIN DYING BORING SOLUTION TO OF HIS PROBLEMS HIS LIFE SUCKS PEOPLE FEEL OBLIGATED TO THIS IS THE END FOR HIM WAIT UNTIL THE END WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT REGRETS ALL LIES BEYOND THE RISKS HUMAN NATURE HE NEVER TOOK ONLY HIS DOG WILL MISS HIM THINKS HE WILL GO TO HEAVEN THE BASIC LIVING ΤΥΡICAL AT LEAST HE'S ALIVE SOMETIMES WILL WILL ACCOMPLISH SOME SUFFER AS HELL OF HIS GOALS NEITHER GOOD OR BAD WHAT CAN I WRITE MORE ABOUT HIM? CAN BE REALLY GREAT CAN BE A REAL NIGHTMARE THE CHAD BECOMING OVERMAN ÜBERMENSCH IS GREATER THAN GOD HIS OWN MEANINGLESS BECOUSE HE ONLY MAKES HIM KILLED HIM STRONGER HAVE A IRON WILL TO POWER ACHIEVED THE PINNACLE OF LIFE HE STARE INTO THE ABYSS WITHOUT A FEAR EVEN WITHOUT A GOD IN HIS LIFE, HE DIDN'T FALL TO NIHILISM THE THAD NOT GIVING A F--- YOU CAN EITHER LIVE YOU MAΥ ΝTΤ OR DIE, IT DOESN'T MATTER HAVE SOUL, BUT DEATH IS NOT THE END FOR YOU THE WORLD ITSELF YOU AND YOUR IS A PATHETIC REFLECTION OF FAMILY DOESN'T THINGS-IN-ITSELF REALLY EXIST, WHY YOU SHOULD? LIVE AS YOU WISH, NO ONE CARES THERE IS NO GOD. OR MAYBY IS? MAYBY YOU ARE A GOD? F--- YOU HEGEL, YOU C---! THE IN VIRGIN'S LAD EXISTING IMAGINATION FUNNY AS HELL THE MIND OF VIRGIN IS THE- ETERNAL TORTURE DON'T KNOW ABOUT HIS OWN EXIST IF HE BECOME SELF-AWARENESS HE WILL STOP TRAPED IN INFINITY EXISTING AT ALL W-- IS THIS? LAD OPEN YOUR EYES!
THE VIRGIN DYING BORING SOLUTION TO OF HIS PROBLEMS HIS LIFE SUCKS PEOPLE FEEL OBLIGATED TO THIS IS THE END FOR HIM WAIT UNTIL THE END WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT REGRETS ALL LIES BEYOND THE RISKS HUMAN NATURE HE NEVER TOOK ONLY HIS DOG WILL MISS HIM THINKS HE WILL GO TO HEAVEN THE BASIC LIVING ΤΥΡICAL AT LEAST HE'S ALIVE SOMETIMES WILL WILL ACCOMPLISH SOME SUFFER AS HELL OF HIS GOALS NEITHER GOOD OR BAD WHAT CAN I WRITE MORE ABOUT HIM? CAN BE REALLY GREAT CAN BE A REAL NIGHTMARE THE CHAD BECOMING OVERMAN ÜBERMENSCH IS GREATER THAN GOD HIS OWN MEANINGLESS BECOUSE HE ONLY MAKES HIM KILLED HIM STRONGER HAVE A IRON WILL TO POWER ACHIEVED THE PINNACLE OF LIFE HE STARE INTO THE ABYSS WITHOUT A FEAR EVEN WITHOUT A GOD IN HIS LIFE, HE DIDN'T FALL TO NIHILISM THE THAD NOT GIVING A F--- YOU CAN EITHER LIVE YOU MAΥ ΝTΤ OR DIE, IT DOESN'T MATTER HAVE SOUL, BUT DEATH IS NOT THE END FOR YOU THE WORLD ITSELF YOU AND YOUR IS A PATHETIC REFLECTION OF FAMILY DOESN'T THINGS-IN-ITSELF REALLY EXIST, WHY YOU SHOULD? LIVE AS YOU WISH, NO ONE CARES THERE IS NO GOD. OR MAYBY IS? MAYBY YOU ARE A GOD? F--- YOU HEGEL, YOU C---! THE IN VIRGIN'S LAD EXISTING IMAGINATION FUNNY AS HELL THE MIND OF VIRGIN IS THE- ETERNAL TORTURE DON'T KNOW ABOUT HIS OWN EXIST IF HE BECOME SELF-AWARENESS HE WILL STOP TRAPED IN INFINITY EXISTING AT ALL W-- IS THIS? LAD OPEN YOUR EYES!

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The Becky COVID-19 Nurse v. THE STACY CLASSIC NURSE

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The Virgin Regular Terrorist v. THE CHAD GOVERMNET'S MOST FEARFUL TERRORIST

The Chad government's most feared The Virgin regular terrorist attacks terrorist attack will poison water supplies of biggest people will remember it cities forever killed himself people will forget quickly he's not scared to because he's too use biological beta to face the trial weapons will kill hundreds after several of thousands maybe even propably killed another virgins attacks people will millions get use to it who wanted to die anyway
The Chad government's most feared The Virgin regular terrorist attacks terrorist attack will poison water supplies of biggest people will remember it cities forever killed himself people will forget quickly he's not scared to because he's too use biological beta to face the trial weapons will kill hundreds after several of thousands maybe even propably killed another virgins attacks people will millions get use to it who wanted to die anyway

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Virgin New Generation Ultraman VS Chad Heisei Phase 2 Kamen Rider

Virgin New Generation Ultraman Chad Heisei Phase 2 Kamen Rider cool character design Not always repeating the same gimmick and theme in every series Lame character design Fantastic and timeless special effects Always repeating fusion gimmick and bond (kizuna) theme in every series Special Effects look cheesy and weird Iconic main characters such as Gentaro/ Fourze, Kouta/Gaim, Sougo/Zi-O and many Forgettable main characters Shadobie Touch de Henshin! Lock On! I'm A Kamen Rider, Bestmatch!, Rider Time! Enemies are greedy and psychopath being more With the exception of 000, Fourze, and Wizard all of the series has a V-Cinema Ememies are Wimpy Aliens and Monsters Spin Off Does'nt have V-Cinema Has a Adult Series;Kamen Rider Amazons that are not related/connected with the entire Heisei Phase 2 Lame Transformation Item sound Interesting character's background and development u Spin Off Adult Series:Ultraman Orb The Origins Saga is a prequel of Ultraman Orb To much gary stu and mary sue characters in this series Unlimited Form Every series is anniversary With the exception of Fourze, Ghost and Zi-O every series is not anniversary Limited Form Lame Long series consisted of 50 Songs Iconic Only has one, two or three Ultraman in series To many Characters too be counted as Kamen Rider Short series consisted songs episodes of 25 episodes 000
Virgin New Generation Ultraman Chad Heisei Phase 2 Kamen Rider cool character design Not always repeating the same gimmick and theme in every series Lame character design Fantastic and timeless special effects Always repeating fusion gimmick and bond (kizuna) theme in every series Special Effects look cheesy and weird Iconic main characters such as Gentaro/ Fourze, Kouta/Gaim, Sougo/Zi-O and many Forgettable main characters Shadobie Touch de Henshin! Lock On! I'm A Kamen Rider, Bestmatch!, Rider Time! Enemies are greedy and psychopath being more With the exception of 000, Fourze, and Wizard all of the series has a V-Cinema Ememies are Wimpy Aliens and Monsters Spin Off Does'nt have V-Cinema Has a Adult Series;Kamen Rider Amazons that are not related/connected with the entire Heisei Phase 2 Lame Transformation Item sound Interesting character's background and development u Spin Off Adult Series:Ultraman Orb The Origins Saga is a prequel of Ultraman Orb To much gary stu and mary sue characters in this series Unlimited Form Every series is anniversary With the exception of Fourze, Ghost and Zi-O every series is not anniversary Limited Form Lame Long series consisted of 50 Songs Iconic Only has one, two or three Ultraman in series To many Characters too be counted as Kamen Rider Short series consisted songs episodes of 25 episodes 000

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virgin grass on your side v. THE CHAD GRASS ON THE OTHER SIDE

The virgin grass on your side The chad grass on the other side Barely green Poorly maintained Greener No wizard weeds Sharpness of grass a health hazard to others Just lets people step on it Stacked full of grass Sparse
The virgin grass on your side The chad grass on the other side Barely green Poorly maintained Greener No wizard weeds Sharpness of grass a health hazard to others Just lets people step on it Stacked full of grass Sparse

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NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES - THE BLAD

Blad Is insane like Lad, insecure as Brad Will do anything to not get made fun of, is made fun of for it Hobby is to bully people by yelling at them like a military sergant and pointing out all of their differences, does it to everyone so no one takes him seriously Deleted his butt once to avoid Chad slapping his butt, was able to move through sheer will, but later died from fatal constipation Big bulge, considered by some to be worse than Lad's due to it being a chode. Trapped himself in an iron cube to become invulnrable, suffocated and died and was found in the bottom of the ocean 500 years later Ugly recolored shoes he stole from wheelbarrow lad Thinks rigerous exersize will get him laid, no one will touch his buldge. Wears pants knowing people find his buldge gross, barely helps Dies a lot, comes back to life for some reason
Blad Is insane like Lad, insecure as Brad Will do anything to not get made fun of, is made fun of for it Hobby is to bully people by yelling at them like a military sergant and pointing out all of their differences, does it to everyone so no one takes him seriously Deleted his butt once to avoid Chad slapping his butt, was able to move through sheer will, but later died from fatal constipation Big bulge, considered by some to be worse than Lad's due to it being a chode. Trapped himself in an iron cube to become invulnrable, suffocated and died and was found in the bottom of the ocean 500 years later Ugly recolored shoes he stole from wheelbarrow lad Thinks rigerous exersize will get him laid, no one will touch his buldge. Wears pants knowing people find his buldge gross, barely helps Dies a lot, comes back to life for some reason

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The Virgin Animated Sitcom v. AQUA CHAD HUNGER FORCE

The Chad Teen Hunger Force Show for Television The Virgin Sitcom Most of the effort goes into the animation Terrible animation, still fun and funny Needs a team of writers to make every episode Has no fanbase, still loved by millions Fanbase is openly despised by everyone, including the creators Was only ever written by two people Edgy s--- for shock value, a------ sarcasm every episode Had zero continuity, characters and comedy was strong enough Establishes continuity, then Not afraid to offend, but humor from absurdism instead of crassness makes fun of its audience for caring Main character is literally the Abandoned its story to focus on jokes Main characters live in a suburban crackhouse smartest man in the universe Jokes were always the focus, had no idea what a plot was
The Chad Teen Hunger Force Show for Television The Virgin Sitcom Most of the effort goes into the animation Terrible animation, still fun and funny Needs a team of writers to make every episode Has no fanbase, still loved by millions Fanbase is openly despised by everyone, including the creators Was only ever written by two people Edgy s--- for shock value, a------ sarcasm every episode Had zero continuity, characters and comedy was strong enough Establishes continuity, then Not afraid to offend, but humor from absurdism instead of crassness makes fun of its audience for caring Main character is literally the Abandoned its story to focus on jokes Main characters live in a suburban crackhouse smartest man in the universe Jokes were always the focus, had no idea what a plot was

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Bob Belcher v. JIMMY PESTO

The Virgin Bob Belcher VS The Chad Jimmy Pesto transcends the need to cook razor sharp wit bangs staceys while food heats up in microwave wears full size apron to obscure aging dad fat can't get people to try stupid pun burgers talks to spatula has annoying children bothering customers total dilf can barely afford rent fake last name indicates local celebrity status son is also Chad can't tell which one is gourmet tryhard the toilet in customer bathroom wears diapers for sex like a boss personal hype man Trev delivers sick ohnoyoudidn'ts
The Virgin Bob Belcher VS The Chad Jimmy Pesto transcends the need to cook razor sharp wit bangs staceys while food heats up in microwave wears full size apron to obscure aging dad fat can't get people to try stupid pun burgers talks to spatula has annoying children bothering customers total dilf can barely afford rent fake last name indicates local celebrity status son is also Chad can't tell which one is gourmet tryhard the toilet in customer bathroom wears diapers for sex like a boss personal hype man Trev delivers sick ohnoyoudidn'ts

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