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VIRGIN NUCLEUS CHAD looks like a bowl of mom's spoiled spaghetti and vomit VIRUS best friends with chad cancer cells ugly burdened with useless genes perfect mobile nucleus 13% of him are leftovers from always five steps ahead like the cellular chad's previous conquests packs only the most necessary genes and has the virgin do the rest of the job for him chess grandmaster he is "okay it's time to kill myself" his existence relies has never heard of on bacteria cucks metabolism too handsome to kill himselfe receptors literally look like chess pieces waits for leukocyte pigs to rescue it yet they never come (chad already killed them) other cells dont respect him and will kill him OUCH! to save their own checkmate lives always invades with his bros literally built for chad's big gp41 spikes beautiful geometric shape that jewess scientists alI love thinks metabolism always finds, uh, a way makes him special protists laugh at him will annihilate your leukocyte popos with the perfect kryptonite of a gene if needed selfdestructs your s--- ATP ATP hacks virgin's infrastructure to get what he wants ATP like mission impossible ATP
VIRGIN NUCLEUS CHAD looks like a bowl of mom's spoiled spaghetti and vomit VIRUS best friends with chad cancer cells ugly burdened with useless genes perfect mobile nucleus 13% of him are leftovers from always five steps ahead like the cellular chad's previous conquests packs only the most necessary genes and has the virgin do the rest of the job for him chess grandmaster he is "okay it's time to kill myself" his existence relies has never heard of on bacteria cucks metabolism too handsome to kill himselfe receptors literally look like chess pieces waits for leukocyte pigs to rescue it yet they never come (chad already killed them) other cells dont respect him and will kill him OUCH! to save their own checkmate lives always invades with his bros literally built for chad's big gp41 spikes beautiful geometric shape that jewess scientists alI love thinks metabolism always finds, uh, a way makes him special protists laugh at him will annihilate your leukocyte popos with the perfect kryptonite of a gene if needed selfdestructs your s--- ATP ATP hacks virgin's infrastructure to get what he wants ATP like mission impossible ATP

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Be like Chad,Go to heaven

Virgin Sinner stride Church-goer Chud stride Eternaly damned • Lives in the hiery pits ot hell • Has a demon škeleton po king at his butt Doesnt own clothes haha broke Jesus + God NOT!! cool with him don't hmu 00 Saved Homres with Big G himself Doesnt P---- withdemons b/c theyce beneath him (literally) • lives in parndise eternaliy rewarded • Has a lcool halo thing • Hangs out with Jesus "Rippling abs + pectorals Skinny af ewww
Virgin Sinner stride Church-goer Chud stride Eternaly damned • Lives in the hiery pits ot hell • Has a demon škeleton po king at his butt Doesnt own clothes haha broke Jesus + God NOT!! cool with him don't hmu 00 Saved Homres with Big G himself Doesnt P---- withdemons b/c theyce beneath him (literally) • lives in parndise eternaliy rewarded • Has a lcool halo thing • Hangs out with Jesus "Rippling abs + pectorals Skinny af ewww

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Feast Day of St.Chad

The Virgin Mary Saint Chad Without corruption gave birth to God the Word Bishop of the Mercians and Lindsey People MP Mother of God Full of Grace Patron Saint of Astronomers Queen of Heaven Lived as a monk in Ireland ntroduced Christianity to the Mercian kingdom Blessed among women More honorable than the Cherubim Venerated in Catholicism, Orthodoxy, and Anglicanism beyond compare more glorious than the seraphim.
The Virgin Mary Saint Chad Without corruption gave birth to God the Word Bishop of the Mercians and Lindsey People MP Mother of God Full of Grace Patron Saint of Astronomers Queen of Heaven Lived as a monk in Ireland ntroduced Christianity to the Mercian kingdom Blessed among women More honorable than the Cherubim Venerated in Catholicism, Orthodoxy, and Anglicanism beyond compare more glorious than the seraphim.

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The Chad Lolicon

The Virgin FBI Officer FBI Can't appriciate art like lolicon Unironically browses rlolitary to "protect innocent lolis" Does this everyday just for a paycheck (Imao wage-cuck) Doesn't want to give lolis headpats, is afraid he'd be accused of being a p-------- His girlfriend is some old hag Shouldn't he just spend his time arresting drug dealers or something? The Chad lolicon doesn't need a girlfriend, his waifu is enough for him Accusations of pedophillia doesn't even phase him has a USB filled with loli hentai in case he needs to move to a new computer His loli threads on 4chan constantly has great traffic pratiction in fine arts Makes money off of mining bitcoin 1234567890-= qwertyyuiop]
The Virgin FBI Officer FBI Can't appriciate art like lolicon Unironically browses rlolitary to "protect innocent lolis" Does this everyday just for a paycheck (Imao wage-cuck) Doesn't want to give lolis headpats, is afraid he'd be accused of being a p-------- His girlfriend is some old hag Shouldn't he just spend his time arresting drug dealers or something? The Chad lolicon doesn't need a girlfriend, his waifu is enough for him Accusations of pedophillia doesn't even phase him has a USB filled with loli hentai in case he needs to move to a new computer His loli threads on 4chan constantly has great traffic pratiction in fine arts Makes money off of mining bitcoin 1234567890-= qwertyyuiop]

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Virgin Roman v. Chad Mayan

The Chad Mayan The Virgin Roman Obsidian sharper than roman razors Colorful clothing Human sacrifices to please the gods Slaughters Boring Gray Lorica innocent animals for no reason Outlasted the Astronomers ahead of romans their time Frequently got outflanked and killed Forces slaves to by cavalry work and die in Never killed by cavalry up mines Doesn't need metal until the So weak they need Can't afford pants 15th wheels to move centuarv stuff around Soldiers were paid with the favor of the gods
The Chad Mayan The Virgin Roman Obsidian sharper than roman razors Colorful clothing Human sacrifices to please the gods Slaughters Boring Gray Lorica innocent animals for no reason Outlasted the Astronomers ahead of romans their time Frequently got outflanked and killed Forces slaves to by cavalry work and die in Never killed by cavalry up mines Doesn't need metal until the So weak they need Can't afford pants 15th wheels to move centuarv stuff around Soldiers were paid with the favor of the gods

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Virgin vs. Chad Medical Students in 2022

THE VIRGIN 274 THE CHAD 194 "Only 500 more anki cards to go today" Watches pathoma and calls it a day Does UFAPS 12 hours a day FAPS everyday Has 12 new tinder Gained 15 pounds during dedicated matches Can draw out the entire krebs cycle by memory Gained 15 pounds of muscle during dedicated Knows the difference Knows the Aorta betwen MEN1 and MEN2 supplies the stomach Wears his white coat to starbucks Classmates havent seen him for a year Matches Family Medicine in North Dakota Matches Dermatology when the PD sees his bulge FIRST AID= USMLE 4 STEP 201
THE VIRGIN 274 THE CHAD 194 "Only 500 more anki cards to go today" Watches pathoma and calls it a day Does UFAPS 12 hours a day FAPS everyday Has 12 new tinder Gained 15 pounds during dedicated matches Can draw out the entire krebs cycle by memory Gained 15 pounds of muscle during dedicated Knows the difference Knows the Aorta betwen MEN1 and MEN2 supplies the stomach Wears his white coat to starbucks Classmates havent seen him for a year Matches Family Medicine in North Dakota Matches Dermatology when the PD sees his bulge FIRST AID= USMLE 4 STEP 201

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I make memes to cope with life's disappointments.

The Virgin Auburn Eyes The Chad Pig The Pug Incredible cover art Sequels aren't even out yet. 32 Pages, can be read before bedtime. PIG PUG the 298 Pages, takes multiple hours to finish. Aburst Eges that belongs in the MR Sistine Chapel. Boring cover, flowers can't read. Took a year and a half to write. Beloved by children and adults alike. Relatable subject matter, everyone loves funny dogs. Characters have too Author is clinically depressed. Is about a Pug named Pig. many traits and flaws. Author has a net worth of 5 million. Aaron Blabey Has sold less Makes some people cry. Has sold millions than 30 copies. of copies. Confusing title, eyes aren't auburn. Is about depression and self-harm, too serious for bedtime. Simple and straightforward title. Part of a 6 book series with more on the way.
The Virgin Auburn Eyes The Chad Pig The Pug Incredible cover art Sequels aren't even out yet. 32 Pages, can be read before bedtime. PIG PUG the 298 Pages, takes multiple hours to finish. Aburst Eges that belongs in the MR Sistine Chapel. Boring cover, flowers can't read. Took a year and a half to write. Beloved by children and adults alike. Relatable subject matter, everyone loves funny dogs. Characters have too Author is clinically depressed. Is about a Pug named Pig. many traits and flaws. Author has a net worth of 5 million. Aaron Blabey Has sold less Makes some people cry. Has sold millions than 30 copies. of copies. Confusing title, eyes aren't auburn. Is about depression and self-harm, too serious for bedtime. Simple and straightforward title. Part of a 6 book series with more on the way.

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I mean Chadsta is pretty much canon...


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NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES - THE FWAD

THE FWAD Exceptionally gifted in multiple areas such as art, Freakishly large hands that make all the other men music, gaming, jealous etc. FWAD Unconventional clothing, doesn't care who judges him. Autistic, uses it to his advantage to succeed in life Gets picked on and bullied by other men. Really All of the Stacies have secret crushes on him and do nice they're just mad about how many things for them. He is completely oblivious to their advances women are attracted to him.
THE FWAD Exceptionally gifted in multiple areas such as art, Freakishly large hands that make all the other men music, gaming, jealous etc. FWAD Unconventional clothing, doesn't care who judges him. Autistic, uses it to his advantage to succeed in life Gets picked on and bullied by other men. Really All of the Stacies have secret crushes on him and do nice they're just mad about how many things for them. He is completely oblivious to their advances women are attracted to him.

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On the -boos

Thad Hellenophile and Sinophile Knows that their civilizations built the bedrock for their respective cultural spheres Well versed in centuries worth of prose and philosophy; has transcended beyond the Nerd-Jock dichotomy Cultured as f---, their voice is like an autumn moon chasing colorful clouds Secure in knowing that their civilization has a continuity going for thousands of years Knows their civilizations' Can point out that every natural laws and sciences societal problems and acknowledge them; doesn't give a f--- anyway are built upon their civilizations' scientists and Graciously allows chad, brad, virgin, and even wizard to borrow' their civilizations' works thinkers Olympian bodies from daily routine of wrestling, athletics, taichi, and martial Speaks in allusions and metaphors that need hours for lesser minds to decipher asts Chad Teaboo and Francophile Their civilizations ARE the faces of colonialism and imperialism in the modern era; doesn't give a f--- about others' whining about muh imperialism Knows that THE modern global society and civilization are based on the works of their empire Were once mortal enemies, now joined in a strong bromance with occassional Mocked by brad or virgin, laughs them off easily with their sense of humor and chadness banters Their identity is not limited to the modern era only; knows U that they are shaped by centuries of history Fluent in their empire's languages, which is the language learned in ALL countries, even in countries that the empires never colonized Refined and cultured as well as gentlemanly; only thad can defeat their culturedness Not arrogant beyond help; they are also avid lovers of other cultures Brad Romeaboo and Freeaboo Their civilizations and cultures are Acts that their civilization will save the day and are automatically the good guys in every situation based on chad's and thad's works, claim that they are greater than them anyway Often mock wizard, virgin, chad, and even thad on a regular basis "Carthago delenda est" "Embrace democracy before democracy comes to you, 'Murica to prove them being alpha muthafucka" "But muh legions" Likes to brush the fact "But muh freedoms" that their civilizations are the center of the world in every occassion; only sees the world through their scope only and expect others to Deny their civilizations' flaws and wrongdoing, will not give a f--- or spout slogans when pressed do the same further Virgin Slavaboo and Wehraboo Have unhealthy obsession for A sizeable proportion of them are pubescent, edgy middleschoolers and highschoolers who does not know the big picture tanks and outlandish war machines Deny their nations' flaws and wrongdoing, AND invent excuses and whataboutism to Only a step closer to unironically embracing Stalinism and Nazism, turning them into incels counter criticism Ruins the terrible, complex, and heroic memory of their sides's Spams more memes than the amount of every MG-42 or struggle in WW2 PPSH-41 round fired in WW2 "Go to the gulag, comrade XD" "Hans, get ze luger XD" Blasts WW2 marching songs and the Soviet Anthem in every "Holocaust? What's that?" occassion "Holodomor? What's that?" Wizard Wumao Shills for a modern-day orwellian regime that has thoroughly brainwashed their population and exploited developing countries Embraces the most retarded strain of communism; makes posadists look like geniuses Uniformly annoying to encounter online and in real life; attributes it to agitprop Will ALWAYS resort to whataboutism and excuse at every discussion, even if it is not a critique against the PRC Justifies every atrocities and the ruination of their heritages with excuses of 'harmony' and economic development Has resorted to han chinese ethno-nationalism recently, claims that every ethnic chinese in the world supports the PRC: pure BS Will melt into a hysterical puddle every time Tiananmen, Uyghurs, Great Leap Forward, and others are mentioned
Thad Hellenophile and Sinophile Knows that their civilizations built the bedrock for their respective cultural spheres Well versed in centuries worth of prose and philosophy; has transcended beyond the Nerd-Jock dichotomy Cultured as f---, their voice is like an autumn moon chasing colorful clouds Secure in knowing that their civilization has a continuity going for thousands of years Knows their civilizations' Can point out that every natural laws and sciences societal problems and acknowledge them; doesn't give a f--- anyway are built upon their civilizations' scientists and Graciously allows chad, brad, virgin, and even wizard to borrow' their civilizations' works thinkers Olympian bodies from daily routine of wrestling, athletics, taichi, and martial Speaks in allusions and metaphors that need hours for lesser minds to decipher asts Chad Teaboo and Francophile Their civilizations ARE the faces of colonialism and imperialism in the modern era; doesn't give a f--- about others' whining about muh imperialism Knows that THE modern global society and civilization are based on the works of their empire Were once mortal enemies, now joined in a strong bromance with occassional Mocked by brad or virgin, laughs them off easily with their sense of humor and chadness banters Their identity is not limited to the modern era only; knows U that they are shaped by centuries of history Fluent in their empire's languages, which is the language learned in ALL countries, even in countries that the empires never colonized Refined and cultured as well as gentlemanly; only thad can defeat their culturedness Not arrogant beyond help; they are also avid lovers of other cultures Brad Romeaboo and Freeaboo Their civilizations and cultures are Acts that their civilization will save the day and are automatically the good guys in every situation based on chad's and thad's works, claim that they are greater than them anyway Often mock wizard, virgin, chad, and even thad on a regular basis "Carthago delenda est" "Embrace democracy before democracy comes to you, 'Murica to prove them being alpha muthafucka" "But muh legions" Likes to brush the fact "But muh freedoms" that their civilizations are the center of the world in every occassion; only sees the world through their scope only and expect others to Deny their civilizations' flaws and wrongdoing, will not give a f--- or spout slogans when pressed do the same further Virgin Slavaboo and Wehraboo Have unhealthy obsession for A sizeable proportion of them are pubescent, edgy middleschoolers and highschoolers who does not know the big picture tanks and outlandish war machines Deny their nations' flaws and wrongdoing, AND invent excuses and whataboutism to Only a step closer to unironically embracing Stalinism and Nazism, turning them into incels counter criticism Ruins the terrible, complex, and heroic memory of their sides's Spams more memes than the amount of every MG-42 or struggle in WW2 PPSH-41 round fired in WW2 "Go to the gulag, comrade XD" "Hans, get ze luger XD" Blasts WW2 marching songs and the Soviet Anthem in every "Holocaust? What's that?" occassion "Holodomor? What's that?" Wizard Wumao Shills for a modern-day orwellian regime that has thoroughly brainwashed their population and exploited developing countries Embraces the most retarded strain of communism; makes posadists look like geniuses Uniformly annoying to encounter online and in real life; attributes it to agitprop Will ALWAYS resort to whataboutism and excuse at every discussion, even if it is not a critique against the PRC Justifies every atrocities and the ruination of their heritages with excuses of 'harmony' and economic development Has resorted to han chinese ethno-nationalism recently, claims that every ethnic chinese in the world supports the PRC: pure BS Will melt into a hysterical puddle every time Tiananmen, Uyghurs, Great Leap Forward, and others are mentioned

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Virgin Greg v. Brad Rodrick v. Chad Rowley v. Thad Gary

The virgin greg The brad rodrick The chad rowley The thad uncle gary Has been married 4 Has a band unironically named Löded Diper Thinks that he will become famous, he will not Bullies greg to compensate his own insecurities Is in his forties, acts like he is 15 times, none of his marriages lasted to the honeymoon Does karate Tries to bully manny to compensate his own insecurities Is not worried about his popularity, everyone at school loves him anyway Spend his time throwing fake vomit on cars ooft Plays with dinoblazer action figures Too cool for his basic brother frank to Views himself as a chad Ends up working at a fast food restaurant Had a girlfriend understand him Won $40.000 in a scratch card Worried about his popularity at school for a minimum wage Thịnks that abraham lincon wrotte "to kill an mockingbird" Kind and charming Leave every job he had in a few days Always having fun Always jealous of Has a cool tatoo Ate the cheese Hardly has any talent rowley
The virgin greg The brad rodrick The chad rowley The thad uncle gary Has been married 4 Has a band unironically named Löded Diper Thinks that he will become famous, he will not Bullies greg to compensate his own insecurities Is in his forties, acts like he is 15 times, none of his marriages lasted to the honeymoon Does karate Tries to bully manny to compensate his own insecurities Is not worried about his popularity, everyone at school loves him anyway Spend his time throwing fake vomit on cars ooft Plays with dinoblazer action figures Too cool for his basic brother frank to Views himself as a chad Ends up working at a fast food restaurant Had a girlfriend understand him Won $40.000 in a scratch card Worried about his popularity at school for a minimum wage Thịnks that abraham lincon wrotte "to kill an mockingbird" Kind and charming Leave every job he had in a few days Always having fun Always jealous of Has a cool tatoo Ate the cheese Hardly has any talent rowley

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Virgin Minions v. CHAD MINION

The Virgin minions The Chad Minion All have barely any Has a strong personality as a pleasant, yet badass angler- robot-ape-thing Numerous and One of a kind and personality interchangeable irreplaceable Effectively stole the Despicable Me series from its rightful main Exist for slapstick comedy and nothing else Is genuinely helpful and an essential part of Is used where he is needed in the movie his film character Gru Megamind and never overstays his welcome Pushed around and do An equal to Megamind who knows when to put his foot down whatever they are told Simplistic design that Clearly were Written from the communicates Unique design that never meant to beginning as a fully developed supporting protagonist nothing. be important immediately shows us the kind of person he is
The Virgin minions The Chad Minion All have barely any Has a strong personality as a pleasant, yet badass angler- robot-ape-thing Numerous and One of a kind and personality interchangeable irreplaceable Effectively stole the Despicable Me series from its rightful main Exist for slapstick comedy and nothing else Is genuinely helpful and an essential part of Is used where he is needed in the movie his film character Gru Megamind and never overstays his welcome Pushed around and do An equal to Megamind who knows when to put his foot down whatever they are told Simplistic design that Clearly were Written from the communicates Unique design that never meant to beginning as a fully developed supporting protagonist nothing. be important immediately shows us the kind of person he is

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Virgin Greek v. CHAD ILLYRIAN

Virgin Greek CHAD ILLYRIAN Fights as part of a big homosexual cluster of men, too afraid to take on foes by him- self Masculine helmet Gay d--- shaped helmet Elliptical shield like a modern warrior Armour literally made of pressed fabric (lol) Primitive round shield Short spear for up-close and personal chit-chat with enemy Very long spear to avoid social interaction with enemy warriors His muscles bulge through his strong metal armour and give it a muscular shape warriors Racially ambiguous, likely a persian r--- baby Both shins are important and are armoured Stupid sandals because the pebbels hurt his feet Could only afford 1 shinguard, wears it on his "foward" leg
Virgin Greek CHAD ILLYRIAN Fights as part of a big homosexual cluster of men, too afraid to take on foes by him- self Masculine helmet Gay d--- shaped helmet Elliptical shield like a modern warrior Armour literally made of pressed fabric (lol) Primitive round shield Short spear for up-close and personal chit-chat with enemy Very long spear to avoid social interaction with enemy warriors His muscles bulge through his strong metal armour and give it a muscular shape warriors Racially ambiguous, likely a persian r--- baby Both shins are important and are armoured Stupid sandals because the pebbels hurt his feet Could only afford 1 shinguard, wears it on his "foward" leg

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The Virgin "reasoner" v. THE CHAD PANICKER

The Chad PANICKER Completely covered in Amuchina Gel ", disinfecting Has solved the consumer anything within 10 meters crisis across the country Doesn't care about Ready to beat up Asians and Milanese who block his path mainstream media, only what he sees on Whatsapp Completely mad The Virgin "reasoner" Gets in the way "Uhhhh actually the mortality panickers rushing to stock with his stupid "normal shopping" OUCH! Will be the only survivor on the face of the earth, his perfect genes rate is 0, peepeepoopoo" Belleves what will create a the reptiles at the Ministry of Health say new people Annoying His Inaction will kill us all "Wow look at this video Sala sure roasted those doomers
The Chad PANICKER Completely covered in Amuchina Gel ", disinfecting Has solved the consumer anything within 10 meters crisis across the country Doesn't care about Ready to beat up Asians and Milanese who block his path mainstream media, only what he sees on Whatsapp Completely mad The Virgin "reasoner" Gets in the way "Uhhhh actually the mortality panickers rushing to stock with his stupid "normal shopping" OUCH! Will be the only survivor on the face of the earth, his perfect genes rate is 0, peepeepoopoo" Belleves what will create a the reptiles at the Ministry of Health say new people Annoying His Inaction will kill us all "Wow look at this video Sala sure roasted those doomers

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Chad 1 vs Virgin 4

The virgin evil 4 The BioChadzard Limited Ammo Loved by Chads and college Story so cliche it becomes meta Jill Sandwhich grads Simplistic puzzles Strong female protagonist Two campains Linear level designs Emo protagonist with a few quips TONS of exploration Doesn't even f--- Ashley Mind boggling puzzles Loved by normies So much Ammo Puzzles so easy a baby Inspired Silent Hill could solve Inspired a generation over virgin TPS games El Camillos and Las Plagas and Regenerators are the only horror this An absolute CHAD QTES Moonlight Sonata remake game has to offer DS port Red zombies, spiders, lickers, oh my. Colorful fancy mansion The master of unlocking Tank like controls but with over Straight scary. Fixed Camera make a tense the shoulder atmospheric cinematic Mostly brown and grey experience.
The virgin evil 4 The BioChadzard Limited Ammo Loved by Chads and college Story so cliche it becomes meta Jill Sandwhich grads Simplistic puzzles Strong female protagonist Two campains Linear level designs Emo protagonist with a few quips TONS of exploration Doesn't even f--- Ashley Mind boggling puzzles Loved by normies So much Ammo Puzzles so easy a baby Inspired Silent Hill could solve Inspired a generation over virgin TPS games El Camillos and Las Plagas and Regenerators are the only horror this An absolute CHAD QTES Moonlight Sonata remake game has to offer DS port Red zombies, spiders, lickers, oh my. Colorful fancy mansion The master of unlocking Tank like controls but with over Straight scary. Fixed Camera make a tense the shoulder atmospheric cinematic Mostly brown and grey experience.

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Virgin Ninja vs Chad Sauce Boss Vinny

Chad Sauce Boss Vinny Virgin Ninja Nice hair and goatee. Plays a great games and other great babby games. Ugly blue hair. Only plays Fortnite. No ego at all. Has a huge ego often comparing self to Tom Brady and Lebron James. Has Speenitis. Has Ligma and gets mad when people brings it up. Takes video games seriously and gets mad when people say it's just a game. Plays games to have fun. Has awful merchandise that you can only find in a Has no need for merchandise. clearance section. Has a small PP. Has a big meat.
Chad Sauce Boss Vinny Virgin Ninja Nice hair and goatee. Plays a great games and other great babby games. Ugly blue hair. Only plays Fortnite. No ego at all. Has a huge ego often comparing self to Tom Brady and Lebron James. Has Speenitis. Has Ligma and gets mad when people brings it up. Takes video games seriously and gets mad when people say it's just a game. Plays games to have fun. Has awful merchandise that you can only find in a Has no need for merchandise. clearance section. Has a small PP. Has a big meat.

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Valentine's Day v. MARDI GRAS

The Virgin Valentine's Day vs. The Chad Mardi Gras Basically a marketing gimmick Get to dress up however you want Strong, dominant colors of dark purple, gold, and Pastel pink color scheme green License to party granted by the Pope Makes all relationship issues Guilt-trips people into buying overpriced flowers worse The whole point is great food MARDI GRAS Conceal your identity if you want Always cold and miserable, so you can't go anywhere fun outside Actually fun Cue the annoying couples on social media Beads and masks Still the same idea Can be celebrated with as many or as few other people as you want Disgusting chalky candy hearts as the religious holiday Amatonormative Dancing, parades, and loud music Nothing to do with St. Valentine Single people have to stay at home feeling sad The only good part is the chocolate sale when it's over Variable weather No drama, Lent is coming, but we're never sad asserts its dominance over going to party hard for as long as we can activities
The Virgin Valentine's Day vs. The Chad Mardi Gras Basically a marketing gimmick Get to dress up however you want Strong, dominant colors of dark purple, gold, and Pastel pink color scheme green License to party granted by the Pope Makes all relationship issues Guilt-trips people into buying overpriced flowers worse The whole point is great food MARDI GRAS Conceal your identity if you want Always cold and miserable, so you can't go anywhere fun outside Actually fun Cue the annoying couples on social media Beads and masks Still the same idea Can be celebrated with as many or as few other people as you want Disgusting chalky candy hearts as the religious holiday Amatonormative Dancing, parades, and loud music Nothing to do with St. Valentine Single people have to stay at home feeling sad The only good part is the chocolate sale when it's over Variable weather No drama, Lent is coming, but we're never sad asserts its dominance over going to party hard for as long as we can activities

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Virgin No Time to Die v. CHAD SPY HARD

The Virgin No Time to Die Written for all ages 13 and up The Chad Spy Hard Weird dyed hair Natural afro Written for edgy 14 year made from pure chad energy olds Weird jewlery to flex wealth Ugly sweater Classy bowtie to match suit Artisanally crafted suit Looks like a grass type Doesn't Pokemon match the Song perfectly captures what James Bond Looks like the most well aesthetic of dressed man on earth James Bond represents Has a weird Has weird literally built into his name misspelled name Only chosen because they were trendy Chosen due to pure talent
The Virgin No Time to Die Written for all ages 13 and up The Chad Spy Hard Weird dyed hair Natural afro Written for edgy 14 year made from pure chad energy olds Weird jewlery to flex wealth Ugly sweater Classy bowtie to match suit Artisanally crafted suit Looks like a grass type Doesn't Pokemon match the Song perfectly captures what James Bond Looks like the most well aesthetic of dressed man on earth James Bond represents Has a weird Has weird literally built into his name misspelled name Only chosen because they were trendy Chosen due to pure talent

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Virgin City Dweller v. CHAD AMISH PARADISE

VIRGIN ÇITY, DWELLER Chad living in an Amish Paradise Even in a city with No cops or traffic lights hundreds of thousands of girls, he remains virgin Very plain wife, perfect for an Fool The city air f---- Amish like him Not cool enough to be a gangster his lungs 24/7, PIBLE nonconsensual Bible in his hand and Parties like its 1699: a beard on his chin when he finishes all: Complains about not feeling safe lol, are you a p----? At least the boring of his chores houses fit his personality
VIRGIN ÇITY, DWELLER Chad living in an Amish Paradise Even in a city with No cops or traffic lights hundreds of thousands of girls, he remains virgin Very plain wife, perfect for an Fool The city air f---- Amish like him Not cool enough to be a gangster his lungs 24/7, PIBLE nonconsensual Bible in his hand and Parties like its 1699: a beard on his chin when he finishes all: Complains about not feeling safe lol, are you a p----? At least the boring of his chores houses fit his personality

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Virgin Infected v. CHAD HAZMAT

The Virgin "Too Afraid to The Chad Hazmat before it's Socially Acceptable Puts his own survival Wear a Mask in Public" Understands the virus transmits. Knows about virus, but social pressure keeps him from taking precautions ahead of all else asymptomatically before numbers explode in his area, takes appropriate precautions "I don't want to seem weird" Social pressure has no effect Doesn't give a f--- what Afraid to stand out others think Spends tons of money on masks, only to not More concerned with Knows that once there are cases in his area, it will already be too late because of incubation period wear them until embarrassment than Will be the only one protected as virus is spreading cases confirmed in his own survival his area Doesn't want to So based that he knows Will Catch the virus appear racist or rude, sits next Boss asks him what he's anyways from asymptomatic carriers people will realize he was right later on doing, starts quoting to person having statistics like a boss a coughing fit Seen as weird now, but will be the only one with healthy lungs post-pandemic "Where's your suit, bro?" Bland clothes to blend in Dies with unused stockpile of respirators he was too squeamish to use Virus fears him Bright yellow suit commands attention
The Virgin "Too Afraid to The Chad Hazmat before it's Socially Acceptable Puts his own survival Wear a Mask in Public" Understands the virus transmits. Knows about virus, but social pressure keeps him from taking precautions ahead of all else asymptomatically before numbers explode in his area, takes appropriate precautions "I don't want to seem weird" Social pressure has no effect Doesn't give a f--- what Afraid to stand out others think Spends tons of money on masks, only to not More concerned with Knows that once there are cases in his area, it will already be too late because of incubation period wear them until embarrassment than Will be the only one protected as virus is spreading cases confirmed in his own survival his area Doesn't want to So based that he knows Will Catch the virus appear racist or rude, sits next Boss asks him what he's anyways from asymptomatic carriers people will realize he was right later on doing, starts quoting to person having statistics like a boss a coughing fit Seen as weird now, but will be the only one with healthy lungs post-pandemic "Where's your suit, bro?" Bland clothes to blend in Dies with unused stockpile of respirators he was too squeamish to use Virus fears him Bright yellow suit commands attention

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