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he virgiln this is America Voice is plain and boring Half naked man dancing like an épileptic Childish Gammbino? Serious orst name ever Song is about american s--- we already kne wil be forgotten in a year The Chad Amerika Powerful voice like a german thunder Badass astronaut singing in the Moon Band name is Rammstein Just pronouncing the name you feel powerful Talks about dangers of globalization of amenican autue Old but gold
he virgiln this is America Voice is plain and boring Half naked man dancing like an épileptic Childish Gammbino? Serious orst name ever Song is about american s--- we already kne wil be forgotten in a year The Chad Amerika Powerful voice like a german thunder Badass astronaut singing in the Moon Band name is Rammstein Just pronouncing the name you feel powerful Talks about dangers of globalization of amenican autue Old but gold

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The Virgin Minecraft VS The Chad Roblox

The Virgin Minecraft The Chad Roblox Pixelated font for ants All-time recognized Comic Sans MS Generic Pixel Graphics Default Skin always happy Detailed textures Default Skin looks like he wants to die Has to make mechanisms using Redstone LUA Game inspired by plenty of other game:s Stole LEGO designs, got sued andd didn't give a f--- Glitchy Lightning Realistic Lightning Needs mods to survive Doesn't need mods Decreasing community due to other games Has had a strong community since 2006 Is paid IT'S FREE!
The Virgin Minecraft The Chad Roblox Pixelated font for ants All-time recognized Comic Sans MS Generic Pixel Graphics Default Skin always happy Detailed textures Default Skin looks like he wants to die Has to make mechanisms using Redstone LUA Game inspired by plenty of other game:s Stole LEGO designs, got sued andd didn't give a f--- Glitchy Lightning Realistic Lightning Needs mods to survive Doesn't need mods Decreasing community due to other games Has had a strong community since 2006 Is paid IT'S FREE!

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The Virgin Modellista vs. Chad Turismo

The Virgin Modellista The Chad Turismo Only has two games under it's belt. One of them was an updated version. 90% of the cars are Weeb-mobiles Had over 16 games since 1997. 0ne of which was on BIKES! Had a large variety of cars all over the world auto modellista TM Has a fuckton of tracks, complete with variety on length GRAN TURISMO Only 10 tracks, most of them are short Had official RC toys by TOMY THE REAL DRIVING SIMULATOR Drifty controls An okay soundtrack Had official simulator kits, Hot Wheel;s, RCs by HPI Racing, and even it's own m-----------' cafe. An epic soundtrack, with added licensed musid You shift down to reverse Limited tuning controls You press Triangle to reverse Had a VJ to pester you Tight & precissive controls No VJ, just you. Published by the company who's Japanese division are complete cocksuckers A car designer Has all the tuning controls to make the Escudo reach 800MPH Developed by a company who knows damn well about racing games The Real Driving Simulator
The Virgin Modellista The Chad Turismo Only has two games under it's belt. One of them was an updated version. 90% of the cars are Weeb-mobiles Had over 16 games since 1997. 0ne of which was on BIKES! Had a large variety of cars all over the world auto modellista TM Has a fuckton of tracks, complete with variety on length GRAN TURISMO Only 10 tracks, most of them are short Had official RC toys by TOMY THE REAL DRIVING SIMULATOR Drifty controls An okay soundtrack Had official simulator kits, Hot Wheel;s, RCs by HPI Racing, and even it's own m-----------' cafe. An epic soundtrack, with added licensed musid You shift down to reverse Limited tuning controls You press Triangle to reverse Had a VJ to pester you Tight & precissive controls No VJ, just you. Published by the company who's Japanese division are complete cocksuckers A car designer Has all the tuning controls to make the Escudo reach 800MPH Developed by a company who knows damn well about racing games The Real Driving Simulator

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The virgin too much text vs. The chad simple information

The virgin too much text Uses as many contractions and extenions without knowing how to properly implement them as well as basic gramtical tools, like,./ and: information Stright, simple and to the point Over compensates s----- take on great meme by unconvinsingly embedding it within multipale walls of text in a drastic stake to gain internet meme point instead of actually spending there time on hard work and or study Litereally gets board while writing all this s--- and decides to half ass the infomational tags for the chad leaving imbalanced and biased hlf assed meme adding nothing to the oevrall memeconnemy cut to the chase doesnt waste viewers time with fake deep memery Bigger words bigger upvotes Over analysis and articulate:s the most minute details of the properties they are comparing compleletly missing the point of the the figures basically doing all the talking for the viewer Wasting readers time with useless infomation the reader could have just recieved from merely observing the two names of the virgin and chad have, Onion Article style. Also mispelling complicated words exposing the sheer insenserity of the op one and done Actually cares about getting there point across
The virgin too much text Uses as many contractions and extenions without knowing how to properly implement them as well as basic gramtical tools, like,./ and: information Stright, simple and to the point Over compensates s----- take on great meme by unconvinsingly embedding it within multipale walls of text in a drastic stake to gain internet meme point instead of actually spending there time on hard work and or study Litereally gets board while writing all this s--- and decides to half ass the infomational tags for the chad leaving imbalanced and biased hlf assed meme adding nothing to the oevrall memeconnemy cut to the chase doesnt waste viewers time with fake deep memery Bigger words bigger upvotes Over analysis and articulate:s the most minute details of the properties they are comparing compleletly missing the point of the the figures basically doing all the talking for the viewer Wasting readers time with useless infomation the reader could have just recieved from merely observing the two names of the virgin and chad have, Onion Article style. Also mispelling complicated words exposing the sheer insenserity of the op one and done Actually cares about getting there point across

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Frank Grimes vs. Homer Simpson

Virgin Frank Grimes Has a briefcase and a haircut Chad Homer Has a son who owns a factory Lives in a one bedroom apartment atop a bowling alley and below another bowling alley Lives in a mansion Needs safety gloves for extremely high voltage cables Eats Lobster for dinner Was once blown up in a silo explosion Needs to work 2 jobs, including a night job at a foundry Has a beautiful wife Can solve a 513 nuclear emergency with just a bucket of water All his pencils are chewed Has a daughter with an IQ of 156 Needs a special dietetic lunch Wins model nuclear power plant competitions with ease Eats the virgin's special dietetic lunch Hangs out with presidents and famous rockstars. Also went to space
Virgin Frank Grimes Has a briefcase and a haircut Chad Homer Has a son who owns a factory Lives in a one bedroom apartment atop a bowling alley and below another bowling alley Lives in a mansion Needs safety gloves for extremely high voltage cables Eats Lobster for dinner Was once blown up in a silo explosion Needs to work 2 jobs, including a night job at a foundry Has a beautiful wife Can solve a 513 nuclear emergency with just a bucket of water All his pencils are chewed Has a daughter with an IQ of 156 Needs a special dietetic lunch Wins model nuclear power plant competitions with ease Eats the virgin's special dietetic lunch Hangs out with presidents and famous rockstars. Also went to space

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The virgin Doom source port user The chad Doom MS-DOS user can play custom WADS without source ports loves to play Doom in GL mode only heavily depends on modern cheat codes to survive doesn't know how to open doom like a normal person plays Doom the old fashioin way knows h---------- without looking up or down doesn't know how to play online except for Zandronum or Skulltag wants to have the power to look all around his surroundings source porting is for p------ doesn't depend on skulltag or zandronum
The virgin Doom source port user The chad Doom MS-DOS user can play custom WADS without source ports loves to play Doom in GL mode only heavily depends on modern cheat codes to survive doesn't know how to open doom like a normal person plays Doom the old fashioin way knows h---------- without looking up or down doesn't know how to play online except for Zandronum or Skulltag wants to have the power to look all around his surroundings source porting is for p------ doesn't depend on skulltag or zandronum

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The Virgin Futoshi vs. The Chad Mitsuru

Had great hair, and then decided to get a haircut by a chick "The Virgin Cuck" "The Chad Mitsuru" Stupid hair style Refuses to eat because he's fat Wants to pilot with the girl ne loves and gets cucked over and over again Wants to pilot witlh another dude, instead pilots with three different chicks Eats to sustain health to survive Doesn't even know what reproduction is Number 214, probably how much he weighs too First guy to get laid in centuries Number 326, Higher number way more alpha
Had great hair, and then decided to get a haircut by a chick "The Virgin Cuck" "The Chad Mitsuru" Stupid hair style Refuses to eat because he's fat Wants to pilot with the girl ne loves and gets cucked over and over again Wants to pilot witlh another dude, instead pilots with three different chicks Eats to sustain health to survive Doesn't even know what reproduction is Number 214, probably how much he weighs too First guy to get laid in centuries Number 326, Higher number way more alpha

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Bus Ride

The Virgin Bus Passenger The Chad Public Transportation Devotee Never actually travels anywhere, the bus is just a nice place to pass time with his buddies Travels alone Uses the bus to travel to different places because he's too poor to own a car Picks the most Chad-like seats, the back seats. Has no money to pay with and the driver doesn't even give a s--- Never enters the bus without some companion Picks the seat behind the driver. Pays quickly with the exact sum Sits on the aisle seat so no one could sit next to him Instantly offers his seat, alongside with his buddies, to senior citizens when he sees them get on the bus Constantly checks if his music is too loud Puts his backpack onto the seat next to him, pretends he can't hear when some senior citizen asks him to removeso the drivers Blasts music on maximum volume with his speaker Never uses the back door when leaving, marches through the whole bus and roars: "THANKS MAN!" to the driver on next lane are able to hear it Feels sick after traveling for five minutes Awkwardly mumbles: "Thanks..." to the driver when he leaves the bus A long bus ride and twisting roads actually freshen him UL Anybody who doesn't give their seat to the older passengers or starts a racist rant gets beaten up by him and his multiethnical gang Uses seatbelt Forgets the back- pack in the bus, never gets it back If he or his friends want to relieve themselves, the driver stops at the nearest gas station Drank too much before the journey, squirms on his seat due to full bladder Notices racial discrimination/ neglect of elderly, too scared to interfere Just the news that Chad and his friends took the bus raise the value of the bus company's stocks by 1x10^12% Speaks to nobody Manspreads Chats with anyone and approaches everybody
The Virgin Bus Passenger The Chad Public Transportation Devotee Never actually travels anywhere, the bus is just a nice place to pass time with his buddies Travels alone Uses the bus to travel to different places because he's too poor to own a car Picks the most Chad-like seats, the back seats. Has no money to pay with and the driver doesn't even give a s--- Never enters the bus without some companion Picks the seat behind the driver. Pays quickly with the exact sum Sits on the aisle seat so no one could sit next to him Instantly offers his seat, alongside with his buddies, to senior citizens when he sees them get on the bus Constantly checks if his music is too loud Puts his backpack onto the seat next to him, pretends he can't hear when some senior citizen asks him to removeso the drivers Blasts music on maximum volume with his speaker Never uses the back door when leaving, marches through the whole bus and roars: "THANKS MAN!" to the driver on next lane are able to hear it Feels sick after traveling for five minutes Awkwardly mumbles: "Thanks..." to the driver when he leaves the bus A long bus ride and twisting roads actually freshen him UL Anybody who doesn't give their seat to the older passengers or starts a racist rant gets beaten up by him and his multiethnical gang Uses seatbelt Forgets the back- pack in the bus, never gets it back If he or his friends want to relieve themselves, the driver stops at the nearest gas station Drank too much before the journey, squirms on his seat due to full bladder Notices racial discrimination/ neglect of elderly, too scared to interfere Just the news that Chad and his friends took the bus raise the value of the bus company's stocks by 1x10^12% Speaks to nobody Manspreads Chats with anyone and approaches everybody

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The Virgin Walker vs The Chad Enter

Virgin walker Sells his own characters because he is to insecure or stupid to take care of them himself Speaks out against SJW witch hunts and pushed the horseshoe thoery before the skeptics got to it Chad Enter Does multiple vlogs on every episode of the cartoon shows that he watched that nobody except his saddest of fans can be bothered to watch Only covers cartoon episodes when he really has something interesting to say Never sold anybody any of his characters Does not need to call himself a feminist or put down MRA's to Panders and pretends to be a proof that he believes feminist who respect stronk independent womyn and puts down MR's and Trump to virtue signal to the SJW crowd despite working for a company that covers up r--- of underage fans in gender equality
Virgin walker Sells his own characters because he is to insecure or stupid to take care of them himself Speaks out against SJW witch hunts and pushed the horseshoe thoery before the skeptics got to it Chad Enter Does multiple vlogs on every episode of the cartoon shows that he watched that nobody except his saddest of fans can be bothered to watch Only covers cartoon episodes when he really has something interesting to say Never sold anybody any of his characters Does not need to call himself a feminist or put down MRA's to Panders and pretends to be a proof that he believes feminist who respect stronk independent womyn and puts down MR's and Trump to virtue signal to the SJW crowd despite working for a company that covers up r--- of underage fans in gender equality

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Undertale vs Earthbound

The Undertale Virgin The Mother Chad Very intriguing story Has 3 excellent games, each one better than the last Filled with Tumblr SJW b-------. Steals elements from touhou, that isn't afraid Shin Megami Tensei, LISA, to be dark at times > Yume Nikki, Mega Man Battle Network, and of course, Mother Fandom is _ extremely Every character is excruciatingly annoying, ESPECIALLY Sans Protaginist is a fat asian kid with no backstory. dedicated to getting what they care about The only annoying character was made purposely to be annoying Final boss is a GOAT FURRY Final bosses are so evil that the true power can't be grasped Fandom is nothing but whiny 12 year olds who treat Toby Fox like a godly figure Creator won't make a new game because villan he's dissappointed incorrupted by the fandom Sadistic power and even more corrupted by time travel Creator won't make a new game because he wants to see what the fandom can do with his masterpeices Really p---- story where "nobody has to die" Lesbian weeaboo dinosaur character
The Undertale Virgin The Mother Chad Very intriguing story Has 3 excellent games, each one better than the last Filled with Tumblr SJW b-------. Steals elements from touhou, that isn't afraid Shin Megami Tensei, LISA, to be dark at times > Yume Nikki, Mega Man Battle Network, and of course, Mother Fandom is _ extremely Every character is excruciatingly annoying, ESPECIALLY Sans Protaginist is a fat asian kid with no backstory. dedicated to getting what they care about The only annoying character was made purposely to be annoying Final boss is a GOAT FURRY Final bosses are so evil that the true power can't be grasped Fandom is nothing but whiny 12 year olds who treat Toby Fox like a godly figure Creator won't make a new game because villan he's dissappointed incorrupted by the fandom Sadistic power and even more corrupted by time travel Creator won't make a new game because he wants to see what the fandom can do with his masterpeices Really p---- story where "nobody has to die" Lesbian weeaboo dinosaur character

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The virgin Flan vs The Chad Rumia

DA RIBBON OF ALPHA FEMALE ONLY HAVE SEX WITH HER PLUSH BEAR WINGS OF ULTIMATE VIRGINITY HAVE MORE THAN 9 GILRFRIENDS HAS NO FRIENDS SEXY BLACK-WHITE CLOTHES MEN DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT HER EXISTENCE FIRST PERSON WHOUSED DAMMAKU EATING HER BUDDIES AFTER HARD SEX AND DON'T ASKING A PERMISION 0
DA RIBBON OF ALPHA FEMALE ONLY HAVE SEX WITH HER PLUSH BEAR WINGS OF ULTIMATE VIRGINITY HAVE MORE THAN 9 GILRFRIENDS HAS NO FRIENDS SEXY BLACK-WHITE CLOTHES MEN DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT HER EXISTENCE FIRST PERSON WHOUSED DAMMAKU EATING HER BUDDIES AFTER HARD SEX AND DON'T ASKING A PERMISION 0

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The Virgin Doki Doki vs. the Chad Katawa Shoujo

The Virgin Doki Doki THE CHAD KATAWA SHOUJO Almost unlimited number of saves so you can relive your favorite moments Actual plot tension about protag's health Save machine broke Made in 2012, still evant fine wine "Just Monika lol" Five routes to choose from, each with individual story and character development MC is a bland self-insert Protagonist has a name and an actual ality Your waifu becomes self aware and wants you to sit in a room doing nothing while she talks at you Each girl happy and content with life in their good endings Popular to the point of complete fanbase cancer Just popular enough so that discussion is alive butlimited access to normie:s No matter what you do everyone dies and you always end up with Monika Choices actually matter; they determine who you end up with and what ending you get Faceless MC because he's a dirty self insert Hisao has a face we get to see several times Game actually runs correctly Weebs unironically fighting over best waifu and not realizin the whole game is an ironic mockery of visual novels Game keeps glitching and crashing to be spoopy People actually respect other's opinions of who the best girl is After a few months it won't be cool anymore, it will become stale and then rot in fandom hell with Undertale Fnaf
The Virgin Doki Doki THE CHAD KATAWA SHOUJO Almost unlimited number of saves so you can relive your favorite moments Actual plot tension about protag's health Save machine broke Made in 2012, still evant fine wine "Just Monika lol" Five routes to choose from, each with individual story and character development MC is a bland self-insert Protagonist has a name and an actual ality Your waifu becomes self aware and wants you to sit in a room doing nothing while she talks at you Each girl happy and content with life in their good endings Popular to the point of complete fanbase cancer Just popular enough so that discussion is alive butlimited access to normie:s No matter what you do everyone dies and you always end up with Monika Choices actually matter; they determine who you end up with and what ending you get Faceless MC because he's a dirty self insert Hisao has a face we get to see several times Game actually runs correctly Weebs unironically fighting over best waifu and not realizin the whole game is an ironic mockery of visual novels Game keeps glitching and crashing to be spoopy People actually respect other's opinions of who the best girl is After a few months it won't be cool anymore, it will become stale and then rot in fandom hell with Undertale Fnaf

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Virgin Eukaryote vs Chan Prokaryote

CHAD EUKARYOTE Virgin Prokaryote 2 TO 1000 TIMES MORE SWOLE THAN BETA PROKARYOTE VIRGINS FORMS GIANT ORGANISMS WITH BROS AND DOMINATES THE 2 EARTH Tiny PACKING SO MUCH DNA HE NEEDS A NUCLEUS TO CONTAIN IT Pathetic little circles of DNA CONSUMED A MITOCHONDRION PROKARYOTE VIRGIN AND MADE IT'S ENTIRE BLOODLINE HIS BITCH Weak due to inefficient respiration Usually has a weird greasy layer Never made an organism
CHAD EUKARYOTE Virgin Prokaryote 2 TO 1000 TIMES MORE SWOLE THAN BETA PROKARYOTE VIRGINS FORMS GIANT ORGANISMS WITH BROS AND DOMINATES THE 2 EARTH Tiny PACKING SO MUCH DNA HE NEEDS A NUCLEUS TO CONTAIN IT Pathetic little circles of DNA CONSUMED A MITOCHONDRION PROKARYOTE VIRGIN AND MADE IT'S ENTIRE BLOODLINE HIS BITCH Weak due to inefficient respiration Usually has a weird greasy layer Never made an organism

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Virgin Ranger vs Chad Soldier by Bottlecap_Prophet

The "Virgin" Ranger The "CHAD" Soldier Back hurts from carrying quiver al day. Posture ruined from crouching and firing her bow Uses guns to make lots of noise. Fearlessly drawing zombies over to slaughter them Constanty complains and whines Spends al game as a lookout, cant handle real obs Constantly brags about last night despite spending all night alone Aways has a positive tone. knows his commander appreciates his attitude Low Health, Delicate_ Testosterone fueled war cries allow him to kil countless zombies without rest Strong enough to wear heavy armor and can jog with it on for hours Useless after the soldiers can be trained Can only run away from fast Uses a bow and arrow, too weak to handle a real gun Hates the colony, wishes they would stop bulying her Tanky, can shrug off lesser zombies attacks like they are nothing Good posture from years of training Can walk the entire map with a straight and proud back Loved by the colony, always asked to party but is too busy killing zombies
The "Virgin" Ranger The "CHAD" Soldier Back hurts from carrying quiver al day. Posture ruined from crouching and firing her bow Uses guns to make lots of noise. Fearlessly drawing zombies over to slaughter them Constanty complains and whines Spends al game as a lookout, cant handle real obs Constantly brags about last night despite spending all night alone Aways has a positive tone. knows his commander appreciates his attitude Low Health, Delicate_ Testosterone fueled war cries allow him to kil countless zombies without rest Strong enough to wear heavy armor and can jog with it on for hours Useless after the soldiers can be trained Can only run away from fast Uses a bow and arrow, too weak to handle a real gun Hates the colony, wishes they would stop bulying her Tanky, can shrug off lesser zombies attacks like they are nothing Good posture from years of training Can walk the entire map with a straight and proud back Loved by the colony, always asked to party but is too busy killing zombies

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The Virgin Normie vs The Chad 2D King by spaghettifellout

The Virgin Normie The Chad 2D King Clouds so phat they call him hurricane irma Body of a greek godclassy hat Lustrous Uncomfortable with his interests because he thinks people will laugh at him for being different Disgusting iced gem hairdo makes his head look like a testicle Knowledge of a PHD in physics to maximise the mane of hair A J manly beard settings on his trusty "Vaping? nah man thats gay I only smoke weed 420 bro hahal" Women flock to him, but he remains faithful to his waifu Never coughed in his life has facebook Skinnyfat Wears supreme becouse he thinks it makes him look cool, instead looks like a total wanker literal soyboy tier body body hair grown from raw Constantly anxious about his girlfriend cheating on him, has developed ananxiety disorder as a result at ease, because he knows his qt 2D GF can't leave him like real women do bodyspray companies pay him millions for sweat somples to make their products attroct women f------ beanpole legs morepocketsmorepussy jpg has never seen an anime in his life hangs out with the roadmen and smokes weed to look hard. Coughs on every pull Only refers to females respectfully as "m lady Calves to make atlass huge bulge only fit to be pleasured by his Orgasmotron Pleasure Master 3000 jealous Watches football but secretly has no clue what is going on and has no interest in the game hurt by his 2 sizes too small nike airmaxes because the shop didn't have his size and he won't wear anything else Nekoworks paid him to feature his OC catgirl waifu in their Nekopara OVA Comfy yet sturdy combat boots for mazimum walking efficiency sheep who buys apple products and call of duty games when its literally the same thing every year 300IQ from watching rick and morty Has a group of "friends" who only hang about with him to make fun of him. He Veteren of 3 meme wars Extensive knowledge in politics from browsing /pol/ daily hey secrethy thinks its all a joke butt hate him d beyond WOKE as f---, has transcende conventional media for sheeple
The Virgin Normie The Chad 2D King Clouds so phat they call him hurricane irma Body of a greek godclassy hat Lustrous Uncomfortable with his interests because he thinks people will laugh at him for being different Disgusting iced gem hairdo makes his head look like a testicle Knowledge of a PHD in physics to maximise the mane of hair A J manly beard settings on his trusty "Vaping? nah man thats gay I only smoke weed 420 bro hahal" Women flock to him, but he remains faithful to his waifu Never coughed in his life has facebook Skinnyfat Wears supreme becouse he thinks it makes him look cool, instead looks like a total wanker literal soyboy tier body body hair grown from raw Constantly anxious about his girlfriend cheating on him, has developed ananxiety disorder as a result at ease, because he knows his qt 2D GF can't leave him like real women do bodyspray companies pay him millions for sweat somples to make their products attroct women f------ beanpole legs morepocketsmorepussy jpg has never seen an anime in his life hangs out with the roadmen and smokes weed to look hard. Coughs on every pull Only refers to females respectfully as "m lady Calves to make atlass huge bulge only fit to be pleasured by his Orgasmotron Pleasure Master 3000 jealous Watches football but secretly has no clue what is going on and has no interest in the game hurt by his 2 sizes too small nike airmaxes because the shop didn't have his size and he won't wear anything else Nekoworks paid him to feature his OC catgirl waifu in their Nekopara OVA Comfy yet sturdy combat boots for mazimum walking efficiency sheep who buys apple products and call of duty games when its literally the same thing every year 300IQ from watching rick and morty Has a group of "friends" who only hang about with him to make fun of him. He Veteren of 3 meme wars Extensive knowledge in politics from browsing /pol/ daily hey secrethy thinks its all a joke butt hate him d beyond WOKE as f---, has transcende conventional media for sheeple

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Virgin Chief vs Chad Slayer

The Virgin Chief see-through visor so he can look his enemy in the eye THE CHAD SLAVER teams up with his enemy out of desperation basic weapons that rip through everything through sheer willpower teams up with the UAC just to destroy the UAC Weapons are ineffective to combat the flood wears smelly beat up armor to ceremonies in order to hide his face upgradeable suit, doesn't need to be issued can kill demons naked if he wants girlfriend is an Al that reflects his a new one needs armor to enhance strength mommy issues kills his superiors and blatantly cuts off communication with them takes orders from superiors kills enemies only to get to his obiective kills every single demon he sees out of pure anger has to sneak to melee kill even the weakest of his enemies has literally never snuck up to an enemy in his life. rips them apart very loudly instead doesn't drive vehicles, preferring a confident stride at very high speeds instead ability to drive multiple vehicles because has no faith in himself fights space monkeys fights barons of hell armor sucks, needs covenant based energy shield systems to stop it from being destroyed armor is literallv impervious to all damage
The Virgin Chief see-through visor so he can look his enemy in the eye THE CHAD SLAVER teams up with his enemy out of desperation basic weapons that rip through everything through sheer willpower teams up with the UAC just to destroy the UAC Weapons are ineffective to combat the flood wears smelly beat up armor to ceremonies in order to hide his face upgradeable suit, doesn't need to be issued can kill demons naked if he wants girlfriend is an Al that reflects his a new one needs armor to enhance strength mommy issues kills his superiors and blatantly cuts off communication with them takes orders from superiors kills enemies only to get to his obiective kills every single demon he sees out of pure anger has to sneak to melee kill even the weakest of his enemies has literally never snuck up to an enemy in his life. rips them apart very loudly instead doesn't drive vehicles, preferring a confident stride at very high speeds instead ability to drive multiple vehicles because has no faith in himself fights space monkeys fights barons of hell armor sucks, needs covenant based energy shield systems to stop it from being destroyed armor is literallv impervious to all damage

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[OC] The Virgin Primmy vs The Chad-borg by soccerskyman

genetically modified purple hair The Virgin Pri at the mercy of the universe The Chad-borg must accept natural extinction events as inevitable cool wires realizes nature/tech isnt inherently goodorevi, puts all living creatures first if diseased, dies oof ouch sunburn only means of defence from Nazis Nazi-killing laser (just in case) no memes metal exoskeleton cant farm sustainably must eat meat 500 years old abolished work, robots handle unwanted labor protects planets from apocalyptic crises_ walking pandemic time-bomb out-of-style leopard hide loincloth Doesnt use animals for food or slave labor, has countless animal friends 63 lives on planet with pink grass Hover heelies no shoes; feet hurt all the time
genetically modified purple hair The Virgin Pri at the mercy of the universe The Chad-borg must accept natural extinction events as inevitable cool wires realizes nature/tech isnt inherently goodorevi, puts all living creatures first if diseased, dies oof ouch sunburn only means of defence from Nazis Nazi-killing laser (just in case) no memes metal exoskeleton cant farm sustainably must eat meat 500 years old abolished work, robots handle unwanted labor protects planets from apocalyptic crises_ walking pandemic time-bomb out-of-style leopard hide loincloth Doesnt use animals for food or slave labor, has countless animal friends 63 lives on planet with pink grass Hover heelies no shoes; feet hurt all the time

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The virgin chemist vs The chad physicst by Comrade_Pingu_1917

Math consists of nothing but statistics The Virgin Chemist Can only do his research in his university Spends entire day in the lab. Never does anything exciting No one can name any chemists Has never seen a lab in his life Types everything in MS Word. Shells out $100 for loads of work Wears a labcoat and goggles to be safe Uses the models made by physicsts but non of the actual physics In the ranks of Einstein, Feynman, and Planck The only people doing more math than him are borin Will quit before grad school and become a teacher at a s----- high school g mathematicians Creates the models that chemists The Chad Theoretical Physicst use and that experimentalists test Writes his PhD thesis in a week. Still does a perfect defense and becomes a researcher the next day Writes everything in LaTeX and uses the extra $100 to buy Mathematica Can do his research anywhere Wears shirts and ties because they're comfy
Math consists of nothing but statistics The Virgin Chemist Can only do his research in his university Spends entire day in the lab. Never does anything exciting No one can name any chemists Has never seen a lab in his life Types everything in MS Word. Shells out $100 for loads of work Wears a labcoat and goggles to be safe Uses the models made by physicsts but non of the actual physics In the ranks of Einstein, Feynman, and Planck The only people doing more math than him are borin Will quit before grad school and become a teacher at a s----- high school g mathematicians Creates the models that chemists The Chad Theoretical Physicst use and that experimentalists test Writes his PhD thesis in a week. Still does a perfect defense and becomes a researcher the next day Writes everything in LaTeX and uses the extra $100 to buy Mathematica Can do his research anywhere Wears shirts and ties because they're comfy

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Virgin vs Chad Compilation by Smoke_Me_When_i_Die

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