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The Virgin Chief see-through visor so he can look his enemy in the eye THE CHAD SLAVER teams up with his enemy out of desperation basic weapons that rip through everything through sheer willpower teams up with the UAC just to destroy the UAC Weapons are ineffective to combat the flood wears smelly beat up armor to ceremonies in order to hide his face upgradeable suit, doesn't need to be issued can kill demons naked if he wants girlfriend is an Al that reflects his a new one needs armor to enhance strength mommy issues kills his superiors and blatantly cuts off communication with them takes orders from superiors kills enemies only to get to his obiective kills every single demon he sees out of pure anger has to sneak to melee kill even the weakest of his enemies has literally never snuck up to an enemy in his life. rips them apart very loudly instead doesn't drive vehicles, preferring a confident stride at very high speeds instead ability to drive multiple vehicles because has no faith in himself fights space monkeys fights barons of hell armor sucks, needs covenant based energy shield systems to stop it from being destroyed armor is literallv impervious to all damage

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Virgin Chief vs Chad Slayer


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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Uploaded May 07, 2018 at 09:55PM EDT

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master chief, doomguy, slayer, doom, halo, microsoft, bungie, 343, id software, virgin, chad, 4chan, virgin vs chad

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