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Billy Corgan v. Chris Cornell

The Virgin Is bald Luxurious head of hair The Chad Chris Billy Corgan Is a zero Breaks rusty cages and runs Is the highway In spite of rage is still just rat in a cage Has an idea of Disarmed something we can do with a gun Would like to be told he's 90 Is largely indifferent to Jesus Christ posing the "chosen one" in a comparable fashion to Jesus Every word he says is what he means Asian guitarist bestie Words can't define Asian guitarist bestie has well cultivated and what he feels has no beard glorious beard inside MMC
The Virgin Is bald Luxurious head of hair The Chad Chris Billy Corgan Is a zero Breaks rusty cages and runs Is the highway In spite of rage is still just rat in a cage Has an idea of Disarmed something we can do with a gun Would like to be told he's 90 Is largely indifferent to Jesus Christ posing the "chosen one" in a comparable fashion to Jesus Every word he says is what he means Asian guitarist bestie Words can't define Asian guitarist bestie has well cultivated and what he feels has no beard glorious beard inside MMC

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Virgin Thanos v. Chad Doofenshmirtz

THE VIRGIN THANOS THE CHAD DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ forced his daughters to fight and killed one of them loves his daughter unconditionally makes others get stones for him does all the work himself 100% original adaptation n------ chin genius inventor K becomes a farmer dies twice in is a doctor the same movie will live forever plan failed so he tried to redo the entire universe loses all the time but never gives up has sung over 50 straight banger songs no songs
THE VIRGIN THANOS THE CHAD DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ forced his daughters to fight and killed one of them loves his daughter unconditionally makes others get stones for him does all the work himself 100% original adaptation n------ chin genius inventor K becomes a farmer dies twice in is a doctor the same movie will live forever plan failed so he tried to redo the entire universe loses all the time but never gives up has sung over 50 straight banger songs no songs

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Virgin Baby Yoda v. CHAD LEGO YODA


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Virgin Slipknot v. CHAD LIMP BIZKIT


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Virgin Sword Art Online v. THE CHAD MARTIN LAWRENCE BLACK KNIGHT

CHAD “BLACK KNIGHT" STARRING MARTIN LAWRENCE Virgin sword art online Kirito could be drawn in grayscale and no one would notice Rich, vibrant colours Funny, relatable main character Only reason it has attention is because it gives preteens boners Edgy unrealistic main Very historically accurate character 23 Hip 1995 streetwear mixed with traditional 15% rating on 13th century battle Barley even rotten tomatoes armour wears armour Same, boring historically inaccurate universe as every other isekai Diverse cast of characters Only black character is a minor protagonist that serves no point in the plot, not a diverse cast of characters Production company lost 10 million dollars making the movie, they don't even care
CHAD “BLACK KNIGHT" STARRING MARTIN LAWRENCE Virgin sword art online Kirito could be drawn in grayscale and no one would notice Rich, vibrant colours Funny, relatable main character Only reason it has attention is because it gives preteens boners Edgy unrealistic main Very historically accurate character 23 Hip 1995 streetwear mixed with traditional 15% rating on 13th century battle Barley even rotten tomatoes armour wears armour Same, boring historically inaccurate universe as every other isekai Diverse cast of characters Only black character is a minor protagonist that serves no point in the plot, not a diverse cast of characters Production company lost 10 million dollars making the movie, they don't even care

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The Virgin Ukraine International Flight 752 vs. The Murder on Chad Orient Express


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Virgin Gru vs. MEGACHAD

_*inb4 "its already done to death" comments, cuz i rly dont care*_
_*inb4 "its already done to death" comments, cuz i rly dont care*_

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How obese

THE VIRGIN SALLY HAYES CHAD SHIRLEY SIMKINS Eats CookieTI cookies, thus apreciating smaller brands Eats literal assholes. All that needs to be said really Is considered fat despiste being only mildly chubby Eats CookieTI cookies like its foie gras 231 Doesn' t Athletic in spite of her food choices lower herself to eat assholes to please assholes Tears comfy tennis Iakes the blue hair knot actually work
THE VIRGIN SALLY HAYES CHAD SHIRLEY SIMKINS Eats CookieTI cookies, thus apreciating smaller brands Eats literal assholes. All that needs to be said really Is considered fat despiste being only mildly chubby Eats CookieTI cookies like its foie gras 231 Doesn' t Athletic in spite of her food choices lower herself to eat assholes to please assholes Tears comfy tennis Iakes the blue hair knot actually work

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Anime Dark Elf vs. Dunmer

VS CHAD ELDER SCROLLS DUNMER Virgin ANIMU Dark Elf "Hippity Hoppity, Argonians are Property" Get constantly enslaved by humans GLORIOUS Elves with a Tan ASHEN SKIN Stripper-Tier outfit Use s----- dark magic Expert Pyromaniacs Complain that thier homeland S----- Non- outsider is a wasteland. Xenophobic as F---, but if you prove yourself to them, they will respect you much Strudy and CULTURAL CHitin and Bonemold culture, that screwed them Armor Always end up screwed by Humans more. over THRIVE in a "DIE FETCHER! DAMNED "Filthy Human Scum" N'WAH!!! FILTHY S'WIT!!" Desolate Volcanic Ashland Ride on Horses "STILT STRIDERS like normies AND GUAR , Joined the Empire on THEIR terms OUTLANDER!!!"
VS CHAD ELDER SCROLLS DUNMER Virgin ANIMU Dark Elf "Hippity Hoppity, Argonians are Property" Get constantly enslaved by humans GLORIOUS Elves with a Tan ASHEN SKIN Stripper-Tier outfit Use s----- dark magic Expert Pyromaniacs Complain that thier homeland S----- Non- outsider is a wasteland. Xenophobic as F---, but if you prove yourself to them, they will respect you much Strudy and CULTURAL CHitin and Bonemold culture, that screwed them Armor Always end up screwed by Humans more. over THRIVE in a "DIE FETCHER! DAMNED "Filthy Human Scum" N'WAH!!! FILTHY S'WIT!!" Desolate Volcanic Ashland Ride on Horses "STILT STRIDERS like normies AND GUAR , Joined the Empire on THEIR terms OUTLANDER!!!"

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chad 28-Volt virgin 9-Volt Mears a tracksuit. the best article of clothing has a dope tan addicted to ganing chad physique has an autistic vay for dealing with nath pale as f--- fron sitting in his house and playing ganes all day his raps are fire too cool for school ganing is Just a hobby. not addicted has great taste in nusie consooner only plays s----- old ganes virgin Ashley chad Mona hard-working, talented has t--- and ass looks and acts like a deulantart oc probably thinks being a loner is cool pities ashley for being a lonely f----- p--- bait everyone wants only basenent duoellers who are into lolis want to wang her (you) to wang her. including wario, the biggest chad of all enough said, she bangin Red does all the work for her chad Orbulon virgin Dr Crygor nade a robot that disobeyed his orders to clean 300 IQ old and fat constantly crashes his olnker yet nouer dies has style people are disgusted by his dance noves nakes fun of your snall brain has bunny ninions that work for hin probably beleves this outfit looks cool on hin Just flying araund in space, vibin his experinents and creations f--- up half of the tine he's so chad his the only cool thing he has is his nustache uhich is stolen fron schlong is on his head walulgi
chad 28-Volt virgin 9-Volt Mears a tracksuit. the best article of clothing has a dope tan addicted to ganing chad physique has an autistic vay for dealing with nath pale as f--- fron sitting in his house and playing ganes all day his raps are fire too cool for school ganing is Just a hobby. not addicted has great taste in nusie consooner only plays s----- old ganes virgin Ashley chad Mona hard-working, talented has t--- and ass looks and acts like a deulantart oc probably thinks being a loner is cool pities ashley for being a lonely f----- p--- bait everyone wants only basenent duoellers who are into lolis want to wang her (you) to wang her. including wario, the biggest chad of all enough said, she bangin Red does all the work for her chad Orbulon virgin Dr Crygor nade a robot that disobeyed his orders to clean 300 IQ old and fat constantly crashes his olnker yet nouer dies has style people are disgusted by his dance noves nakes fun of your snall brain has bunny ninions that work for hin probably beleves this outfit looks cool on hin Just flying araund in space, vibin his experinents and creations f--- up half of the tine he's so chad his the only cool thing he has is his nustache uhich is stolen fron schlong is on his head walulgi

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The Virgin AlternateHistoryHub v. The Chad Sam O'Nella

The Chad Sam O'Nella The Virgin AlternateHistoryHub Wears a Only defining Overly designed hat and feature is Easy to draw stickfigures clothes characters hair A nice, classical intro to every No video intro video Doesn't make Videos only talk about Makes fun of fun of anyone alternate history everyone Wide rang of interesting videos
The Chad Sam O'Nella The Virgin AlternateHistoryHub Wears a Only defining Overly designed hat and feature is Easy to draw stickfigures clothes characters hair A nice, classical intro to every No video intro video Doesn't make Videos only talk about Makes fun of fun of anyone alternate history everyone Wide rang of interesting videos

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Virgin vs Chad bugs

Chad Friend of All Bugs Virgin Hobbyist Will call pest control just to beat the Has never seen a pin or Kills thousands of Will only go after large butterflies and moths. Thinks everything else is either bland, disgusting or dangerous. exterminator to death kill jar in his life insects for useless "art", doesn't Rejects all offers from human women, too busy f------ the Arthropleura armata that he revived with sheer willpower even donate it to science Knows the name, range, Thinks his collections are impressive diet, life cycle and care needs for every arthropod on to girls when they actually don't give a s---. There was no bugs on Noah's Ark, Chad saved them all Has never hurt an arthropod in his whole life. Boycots all industries that rely on the mass killing of arthropods. Earth Uses chemicals to kill innocent beetles Spends all day researching butterflies yet doesn't know the first thing about caterpillars just trying to do their job eating dead Looks horseflies, hornets and giant water bugs dead in the eye. They submit themselves to him out of respect Lets parasites feed off of him because it's the right thing to do insects OUCH! Unironically beleives in the "wasp bad bee good" meme He killed all the CEOS of pesticide companies by Will scream and run like a "Yeah even as someone who likes bugs I agree that ticks and mosquitoes serve tying them down while they get eaten by bitch when an insect flies to "Hemimetabolous screwworm maggots close to him. no purpose to the enviornment and Will intentionally seek out large gatherings of biting or stinging and holometabolous" should be made extinct" "Complete and incomplete metamorphosis" Buzzing is erotic. especially really loud buzzing insects to befriend them Will instinctually avoid wasp nests like everyone else Throws all bug hating, fake, "animal lover" Beckies Every house within 7 miles of his house is bug free because they all went to Chad's house into the sun Thinks loud buzzing is gross and annoying
Chad Friend of All Bugs Virgin Hobbyist Will call pest control just to beat the Has never seen a pin or Kills thousands of Will only go after large butterflies and moths. Thinks everything else is either bland, disgusting or dangerous. exterminator to death kill jar in his life insects for useless "art", doesn't Rejects all offers from human women, too busy f------ the Arthropleura armata that he revived with sheer willpower even donate it to science Knows the name, range, Thinks his collections are impressive diet, life cycle and care needs for every arthropod on to girls when they actually don't give a s---. There was no bugs on Noah's Ark, Chad saved them all Has never hurt an arthropod in his whole life. Boycots all industries that rely on the mass killing of arthropods. Earth Uses chemicals to kill innocent beetles Spends all day researching butterflies yet doesn't know the first thing about caterpillars just trying to do their job eating dead Looks horseflies, hornets and giant water bugs dead in the eye. They submit themselves to him out of respect Lets parasites feed off of him because it's the right thing to do insects OUCH! Unironically beleives in the "wasp bad bee good" meme He killed all the CEOS of pesticide companies by Will scream and run like a "Yeah even as someone who likes bugs I agree that ticks and mosquitoes serve tying them down while they get eaten by bitch when an insect flies to "Hemimetabolous screwworm maggots close to him. no purpose to the enviornment and Will intentionally seek out large gatherings of biting or stinging and holometabolous" should be made extinct" "Complete and incomplete metamorphosis" Buzzing is erotic. especially really loud buzzing insects to befriend them Will instinctually avoid wasp nests like everyone else Throws all bug hating, fake, "animal lover" Beckies Every house within 7 miles of his house is bug free because they all went to Chad's house into the sun Thinks loud buzzing is gross and annoying

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Catch and Release vs Real Collector

Virgin "Catch and Release" Chad Real collector Only goes after normie insects like butterflies or honeybees. Actively avoids anything he deems to be disgusting, unfamiliar or potentially dangerous. Can flawlessly handle the deadliest bugs, but chooses not to so as to not damage their Will go after any arthropod in sight, especially ones Tells others that most insects are that are unfamiliar. harmless, yet never touches bugs with hands for fear of getting bit delicate bodies Will look horseflies and hornets straight in the eye Uses natural, non toxic repellents to prevent pest insects from colonizing his even before he catches them Runs like a little bitch when ever an insect flies out of his net. Comes nervously to pick it up 2 minutes later. house Everything he catches will be preserved in museum collections where they will last throughout the Calls Chad a murderer, yet procedes to douse his house and yard with pesticides Takes several highly ages educating the public and spreading knowledge. Released insect gets eaten by a bird 5 seconds detailed photos of later. What a waste. killing far more bugs than Chad ever specimens in addition to Bugs has pining them He has discovered over 100 new species The bugs he catches die a calm, peacful death in the freezer. A far more merciful fate than anything Claims to be one with nature, but Secretly envys Chad spends most of his time ranting on 50% of his time is spent nature has to offer. reddit and tumblr about how insects bug hunting His collections are vital tools for scientists studying bugs from ecologically sensitive areas and are sentient creatures and killing them is mean preserving them. His work has ultimatley saved more bugs in the long run. Contributes nothing to science and conservation Thinks his blurry Android Teaches about bugs in zoos, schools and museums in fun and engaging ways, making people appreciate them more camera pics are viable substitutes for pinned Obnoxiously scolds anyone less knowledgable than him, making them hate bugs more specimens 10
Virgin "Catch and Release" Chad Real collector Only goes after normie insects like butterflies or honeybees. Actively avoids anything he deems to be disgusting, unfamiliar or potentially dangerous. Can flawlessly handle the deadliest bugs, but chooses not to so as to not damage their Will go after any arthropod in sight, especially ones Tells others that most insects are that are unfamiliar. harmless, yet never touches bugs with hands for fear of getting bit delicate bodies Will look horseflies and hornets straight in the eye Uses natural, non toxic repellents to prevent pest insects from colonizing his even before he catches them Runs like a little bitch when ever an insect flies out of his net. Comes nervously to pick it up 2 minutes later. house Everything he catches will be preserved in museum collections where they will last throughout the Calls Chad a murderer, yet procedes to douse his house and yard with pesticides Takes several highly ages educating the public and spreading knowledge. Released insect gets eaten by a bird 5 seconds detailed photos of later. What a waste. killing far more bugs than Chad ever specimens in addition to Bugs has pining them He has discovered over 100 new species The bugs he catches die a calm, peacful death in the freezer. A far more merciful fate than anything Claims to be one with nature, but Secretly envys Chad spends most of his time ranting on 50% of his time is spent nature has to offer. reddit and tumblr about how insects bug hunting His collections are vital tools for scientists studying bugs from ecologically sensitive areas and are sentient creatures and killing them is mean preserving them. His work has ultimatley saved more bugs in the long run. Contributes nothing to science and conservation Thinks his blurry Android Teaches about bugs in zoos, schools and museums in fun and engaging ways, making people appreciate them more camera pics are viable substitutes for pinned Obnoxiously scolds anyone less knowledgable than him, making them hate bugs more specimens 10

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Virgin Online v. CHAD CUSTOM EDITION

Mod support, meh. Remembered only for the (admittedly awesome) Eldewrito. Canceled even though it was going to only be released in Russia. Only real accomplishment was pushing Microsoft to bring the McC to PC. Virgin HALƆ SERVER BROWSER Pretty much forgotten after Microsoft's termination of it. CUSTOMIZATION AONLINE EXIT Forge was basically just Reach and 3's mixed. Mod team for Eldewrito showed true passion, shame that it was gutted. Custom maps, custom campaigns, firefights, every Halo, every FPS, every single video game you can imagine could be simulated in it! Newo01 Halomaps.org is still thriving! CHAD HALO CUSTOM EDITION Even 343 Industries has expressed interest in bringing the famous custom maps into the MCCI Tons of custom maps remembered by heart for many fans! Side benefit of learning Spanish! Firenght mnainn Yoyorast Island, Extinction, Coldsnap, and even a remake of Rainbow Road with russian pop music playing in the background! Forge? Mod support? More like create anything you want with the official Devkit that the port developers used, all packed in!
Mod support, meh. Remembered only for the (admittedly awesome) Eldewrito. Canceled even though it was going to only be released in Russia. Only real accomplishment was pushing Microsoft to bring the McC to PC. Virgin HALƆ SERVER BROWSER Pretty much forgotten after Microsoft's termination of it. CUSTOMIZATION AONLINE EXIT Forge was basically just Reach and 3's mixed. Mod team for Eldewrito showed true passion, shame that it was gutted. Custom maps, custom campaigns, firefights, every Halo, every FPS, every single video game you can imagine could be simulated in it! Newo01 Halomaps.org is still thriving! CHAD HALO CUSTOM EDITION Even 343 Industries has expressed interest in bringing the famous custom maps into the MCCI Tons of custom maps remembered by heart for many fans! Side benefit of learning Spanish! Firenght mnainn Yoyorast Island, Extinction, Coldsnap, and even a remake of Rainbow Road with russian pop music playing in the background! Forge? Mod support? More like create anything you want with the official Devkit that the port developers used, all packed in!

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The Virgin Mumble Rap v. THE CHAD SEA SHANTIES

The virgin mumble rap The Chad sea shanties Multicoloured hair No budget, just 9 / friends singing, music Relies on auto tune to stay on tune Glorious facial hair still timeless Clean shaven or has a weak goatee No one can understand the lyrics Every word understood Has all the best equipment and lots of funding, music still s--- Stays on tune no need for instruments Each boot handmade by Shoes mass-produced in sweatshops master tailor
The virgin mumble rap The Chad sea shanties Multicoloured hair No budget, just 9 / friends singing, music Relies on auto tune to stay on tune Glorious facial hair still timeless Clean shaven or has a weak goatee No one can understand the lyrics Every word understood Has all the best equipment and lots of funding, music still s--- Stays on tune no need for instruments Each boot handmade by Shoes mass-produced in sweatshops master tailor

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Virgin Vape v. Chad Cig v. Thad Cigar v. Lad Chernobyl

CHAD C-------- THE VIRIGN VAPE Big tobacco have been appealing to millions with cigarettes for over a 100 years now looks cool on Chad whether you like it or not, Good flavor in cost of faster death compared to other tobacco products Looks like virgin's smoking a garbage can All taste the same (burnt popcorn) No style Chad's future fight against lung cancer will be legendary and remembered by all who loved him Appeals to yutoday's youth U making our future generations mostly virgin but Chad doesn't give a s--- A smoke for self conscious virgins, lack of confidence denies virgin to get laid The smoke for a confident Chad, Chad gets laid all the time THE LAD NUCLEAR INHALATION THAD CIGAR An art that takes skill and time A gentlemen's smoke Salivates disgusting green ooze, it can penetrate through any metal A celebratory tradition for 100s of cigar brands open doors to thousands of unique flavors hundreds of A single burp/fart can result in Hiroshima and Nagasaki all over again years You will mutate within 100 yards of Lad G----------- doesn't matter to him, just a scotch and a stogie is all he wants, still gets laid "A cigar is equivalent to a pack of cigarettes" Chad is currently learning the art under the practice of Thad "Ok lad, what the f---, how are you even still alive lad"
CHAD C-------- THE VIRIGN VAPE Big tobacco have been appealing to millions with cigarettes for over a 100 years now looks cool on Chad whether you like it or not, Good flavor in cost of faster death compared to other tobacco products Looks like virgin's smoking a garbage can All taste the same (burnt popcorn) No style Chad's future fight against lung cancer will be legendary and remembered by all who loved him Appeals to yutoday's youth U making our future generations mostly virgin but Chad doesn't give a s--- A smoke for self conscious virgins, lack of confidence denies virgin to get laid The smoke for a confident Chad, Chad gets laid all the time THE LAD NUCLEAR INHALATION THAD CIGAR An art that takes skill and time A gentlemen's smoke Salivates disgusting green ooze, it can penetrate through any metal A celebratory tradition for 100s of cigar brands open doors to thousands of unique flavors hundreds of A single burp/fart can result in Hiroshima and Nagasaki all over again years You will mutate within 100 yards of Lad G----------- doesn't matter to him, just a scotch and a stogie is all he wants, still gets laid "A cigar is equivalent to a pack of cigarettes" Chad is currently learning the art under the practice of Thad "Ok lad, what the f---, how are you even still alive lad"

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