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Virgin "Catch and Release" Chad Real collector Only goes after normie insects like butterflies or honeybees. Actively avoids anything he deems to be disgusting, unfamiliar or potentially dangerous. Can flawlessly handle the deadliest bugs, but chooses not to so as to not damage their Will go after any arthropod in sight, especially ones Tells others that most insects are that are unfamiliar. harmless, yet never touches bugs with hands for fear of getting bit delicate bodies Will look horseflies and hornets straight in the eye Uses natural, non toxic repellents to prevent pest insects from colonizing his even before he catches them Runs like a little bitch when ever an insect flies out of his net. Comes nervously to pick it up 2 minutes later. house Everything he catches will be preserved in museum collections where they will last throughout the Calls Chad a murderer, yet procedes to douse his house and yard with pesticides Takes several highly ages educating the public and spreading knowledge. Released insect gets eaten by a bird 5 seconds detailed photos of later. What a waste. killing far more bugs than Chad ever specimens in addition to Bugs has pining them He has discovered over 100 new species The bugs he catches die a calm, peacful death in the freezer. A far more merciful fate than anything Claims to be one with nature, but Secretly envys Chad spends most of his time ranting on 50% of his time is spent nature has to offer. reddit and tumblr about how insects bug hunting His collections are vital tools for scientists studying bugs from ecologically sensitive areas and are sentient creatures and killing them is mean preserving them. His work has ultimatley saved more bugs in the long run. Contributes nothing to science and conservation Thinks his blurry Android Teaches about bugs in zoos, schools and museums in fun and engaging ways, making people appreciate them more camera pics are viable substitutes for pinned Obnoxiously scolds anyone less knowledgable than him, making them hate bugs more specimens 10

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Catch and Release vs Real Collector


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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