Virgin vs. Chad - Images
Gamer gurl x Girl that play video games
![hatok @HatokTalk this "weird stereotypes of people are actually a couple" art pieces are a weird trend to end 2019 on but it's kinda sweet? I think? nap @napstachill they're gfs GAMER GURL Gifrl that Plays VIDEO Gámes Son of a F--- Cam Down NO IFI haveto Start over IWill,F------- LOL PLaying COD:3<3 OMG IM Such a nerd ! #gamer #Callorduty #Yolo பாயப் trollalolol No h8 guys butIma female. YesI PIay cop. 1ol. Its Just A Game - Υου Shu Yoωr W---- Mouth. #nerd #PLAYING LOV WITH GF HER 7:26 PM · 22 déc. 2019 · Twitter Web App 18,1 k Retweets 70,2 k J'aime](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/682/397/f85.jpg)
![hatok @HatokTalk this "weird stereotypes of people are actually a couple" art pieces are a weird trend to end 2019 on but it's kinda sweet? I think? nap @napstachill they're gfs GAMER GURL Gifrl that Plays VIDEO Gámes Son of a F--- Cam Down NO IFI haveto Start over IWill,F------- LOL PLaying COD:3<3 OMG IM Such a nerd ! #gamer #Callorduty #Yolo பாயப் trollalolol No h8 guys butIma female. YesI PIay cop. 1ol. Its Just A Game - Υου Shu Yoωr W---- Mouth. #nerd #PLAYING LOV WITH GF HER 7:26 PM · 22 déc. 2019 · Twitter Web App 18,1 k Retweets 70,2 k J'aime](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/682/397/f85.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Ecologist vs The Chad Transhumanist
![Ineffectual at fighting fascism because he unwittingly buttresses The Virgin Ecologist The Chad Transhumanist the neo-liberal order which Believes that human consciousness is produces it Thinks consciousness = the sum total Laughs at descriptions of vegans and animal rights activists in the history holo-books not special or unique. Thinks that all Ended millenia of social conflict with the of brain activity. Believes, that evolutionary All planets required to have moon- sized bust of Slavoj Zizek in orbit annihilation of the capitalist ruling class. The animals possess some form of consciousness despite no evidence. only conflict remaining is that between the mind and the universe around it. Society is psychology explains all human spcial practices Probably thinks clouds have feelings driven forward by the ceaseless and infinite pokemon = utopia Eradicated the superstitions of nature, religion and money. Society now only goes like in super mario conquest of nature His awe of nature is reflected Infantile and embarrassing animal print on clothing where its members decide it should go in a servile attitude toward the Understands that the universe exists only as registered through the eye of man, the social- capitalist ruling class Went back in time to help Spartacus crush the Roman Republic Thinks he is a f------ animal, despite him having to think (a uniquely human activity) about being an animal in order to think that he is one. F------ idiot can't philosophy Placard implies projection of symbolic order Made Dys star from here to f------ Andromeda Spheres around every human Ignited Jupiter into a sun, just to show God who's boss qualities on to nature Neo-pagan animism cloaked by 'pragmatic' anti-climate change position Was the 'alien' in Interstellar Abolished primitive gender and sexuality centuries ago. Human beings are no longer born, they are produced still reproduces biologically like a dirty ape. Defends gay sexuality on 'natural' grounds, thereby revealing himself as a reactionary Reversed entropy because he didn't Meat bag. Still inhabits putřid, oozing like where that s--- was headed body inherited from nature. Sensitivity toward nature gives him a horror of changing anything natural. Enjoys living in flesh prison Pitilessly obliterated all biological life as unnecessary for the reproduction of human society. Modifies frequency of black holes to Would have serious ethical dilemma if travel faster than light, for maximum Is ok with dying confronted with the choice between swag saving the life of a stranger or a dog Knows that human consciousness, which emerged Abandoned disgusting and humiliating human body centuries ago. Human minds now live as they truly Trousers made from cannabis or something lame Thinks nature has a value 'in-itself'. by accident from the chaos of nature, is the most Doesn't understand that only through human beings does anything become meaningful. are, pure consciousness, uploaded into the social- technological infrastructure precious and important thing in the entire Takes care not to step universe. All else is subordinated to the on any worms because he believes he might reproduction of human society Chomsky & Peter Singer M----------- is borderline reincarnate as one All manual labour performed by immortal Sculpting the universe in the human image, the only project Is 'life partners' with his cat and dog. swarms of nano-bots controlled Lined Silicon Valley up against the wall. They would eat his body if he died by the human super-mind Space is not-for-profit bitch worthy of mankind WE ARE NATURE DEFENDING ITSELF](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/682/061/634.png)
![Ineffectual at fighting fascism because he unwittingly buttresses The Virgin Ecologist The Chad Transhumanist the neo-liberal order which Believes that human consciousness is produces it Thinks consciousness = the sum total Laughs at descriptions of vegans and animal rights activists in the history holo-books not special or unique. Thinks that all Ended millenia of social conflict with the of brain activity. Believes, that evolutionary All planets required to have moon- sized bust of Slavoj Zizek in orbit annihilation of the capitalist ruling class. The animals possess some form of consciousness despite no evidence. only conflict remaining is that between the mind and the universe around it. Society is psychology explains all human spcial practices Probably thinks clouds have feelings driven forward by the ceaseless and infinite pokemon = utopia Eradicated the superstitions of nature, religion and money. Society now only goes like in super mario conquest of nature His awe of nature is reflected Infantile and embarrassing animal print on clothing where its members decide it should go in a servile attitude toward the Understands that the universe exists only as registered through the eye of man, the social- capitalist ruling class Went back in time to help Spartacus crush the Roman Republic Thinks he is a f------ animal, despite him having to think (a uniquely human activity) about being an animal in order to think that he is one. F------ idiot can't philosophy Placard implies projection of symbolic order Made Dys star from here to f------ Andromeda Spheres around every human Ignited Jupiter into a sun, just to show God who's boss qualities on to nature Neo-pagan animism cloaked by 'pragmatic' anti-climate change position Was the 'alien' in Interstellar Abolished primitive gender and sexuality centuries ago. Human beings are no longer born, they are produced still reproduces biologically like a dirty ape. Defends gay sexuality on 'natural' grounds, thereby revealing himself as a reactionary Reversed entropy because he didn't Meat bag. Still inhabits putřid, oozing like where that s--- was headed body inherited from nature. Sensitivity toward nature gives him a horror of changing anything natural. Enjoys living in flesh prison Pitilessly obliterated all biological life as unnecessary for the reproduction of human society. Modifies frequency of black holes to Would have serious ethical dilemma if travel faster than light, for maximum Is ok with dying confronted with the choice between swag saving the life of a stranger or a dog Knows that human consciousness, which emerged Abandoned disgusting and humiliating human body centuries ago. Human minds now live as they truly Trousers made from cannabis or something lame Thinks nature has a value 'in-itself'. by accident from the chaos of nature, is the most Doesn't understand that only through human beings does anything become meaningful. are, pure consciousness, uploaded into the social- technological infrastructure precious and important thing in the entire Takes care not to step universe. All else is subordinated to the on any worms because he believes he might reproduction of human society Chomsky & Peter Singer M----------- is borderline reincarnate as one All manual labour performed by immortal Sculpting the universe in the human image, the only project Is 'life partners' with his cat and dog. swarms of nano-bots controlled Lined Silicon Valley up against the wall. They would eat his body if he died by the human super-mind Space is not-for-profit bitch worthy of mankind WE ARE NATURE DEFENDING ITSELF](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/682/061/634.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Henry Chadill
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Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin's Virgin v. THE CHAD'S CHAD
![THICK LIPS READY TO KISS STACIES 24/7. HE HAS ACTUALLY The virgin virgin The CHAD CHAD ALWAYS BEEN KISSING A STACY. LIKE IF YOU COULD TIME TRAVEL TO THE ANCIENT GREECE Forward head YOU WOULD THEN ALSO posture FIND CHAD KISSING A STACY HE IS FULLY AWAKE AND SLEEP AT THE (FORGOT TO POINT OUT THAT Convex occipital bone SAME TIME IN SUCH A WAY THAT HE CAN HE'S ALWAYS BEEN ALIVE AND BE THINKING ABOUT AND SOLVING DEAD AT THE SAME TIMME IN EXTREMELY COMPLEX ABSTRACT PROBLEMS Now and then he fantasizes ORDER TO BE ABLE TO FROM MATHEMATICS, PHYSICS AND LOGIC MEANWHILE AT THE SAME TIME about taking revenge on his elementary school bullies but, let's be honest, we know he'll do nothing irl PARTAKE IN O----- WITH Retruded jaw. SUCCUBUS IN HELL AND WITH IMPREGNATING A HAREM OF 10/10 STACIES FROM ANY CENTURY IN HEAVEN) Literally lacks mandibular ramus STACIES INA LUCID DREAM Slouched posture HE CAN CRY, DANCE, LAUGH, SING AND TALK AT THE SAME TIME IN Has to manually breathe, swallow and walk. Unemployed, thought it would be a good idea to MULTIPLE DIFFERENT SETTINGS AND WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE. HE IS AT restart uni but is too Can't synchronize breathing and walking pace with Becky when rarely going outdoors with her afraid of being isolated by more outgoing and gl THIS EXACT MOMENT PRESENT SIMULTANEOUSLY IN INFINITE classmates SOLAR SYSTEMS WHERE IN EACH ONE OF THEM HE'S CURRENTLY OUCH I ENJOYING SEX WITH ALIEN STACIE OF Literally didn't laughed nor cried a single time in the last ten years. Also last time he went to a ALL KIND NEVER HAD TO WORK. NOT EVEN A SINGLE DAY. HIS BANK ACCOUNT IS CONSTANTLY party (not counting here grandma's birthday) was in 2006 or so BEING FILLED WITH FRESH LAD HAS A BIG OWNERS OF RESTAURANTS PAY MONEY COMING FROM People think that he's still in high school but actuallys he's 31 yrs old. No one can takes him AMOUNT OF HIM ON A REGULAR BASIS TO BILLIONAIRE STACIES FROM RESPECT FOR HIM LAD likes him, yet he believes that virgin should better try to solve its issues GET HIM EATING AT THEIR ALL OVER THE WORLD THAT AND CONSIDERS LOCALS SINCE THE MERE WILL SUPPORT HIM FORA LIFE Wears always the same boring outfit with dark and cold CHAD A GOOD PRESENCE OF CHAD ATTRACTS THOUSANDS OF STACIES TO THE TIME seriously because of his FRIEND by himself. Thinks that looks offering help wouldn't be a good move, since most probably virgin would feel humiliated PLACE WILLING TO EAT AND colours in order to pass unnoticed and avoid being bullied by in that case. strangers in the streets SPEND ΜΟΝΕΥ ΤHERE WITH TΗΕ SOLE PURPOSE OF BEING CLOSE TO CHAD DOESN'T HAVE THE FAINTEST CLUE ABOUT WHAT FEMINISM IS. IF A THE LENGHT OF HIS PENIS IS FEMINIST CcOMES ACROosS HIM IN SUCH THAT YOU COULD THE STREET, SHE'S INMIEDIATELY Was never invited to MEASURE INTERGALACTIC Whenever he goes out CONVERTED INTO A STACY IN A the fantastic halloween DISTANCES USING from mom's basement MATTER OF NANOSECONDS SINCE People think he will commit suicide sooner parties that the Stacy he was in love with used to throw in last "CHADCOCKS" AS A UNIT OF insects will surround and follow him since they detect he could die at any IT'S TECHNICALLY IMIPOSSIBLE MEASUREMENT, E.G., THE THAT A GIRL REMAINS FEMINIST DISTANCE BETWEEN EARTH than later. He's actually a very calm and rational peson though, aware that he just got bad luck with looks, but still can't avoid being constantly suggested about how good it'd be for him to start coun seling and take psych meds in order to fix his head AFTER LOOKING AT CHAD. nineties AND ANDROMEDA GALAXY FEMINISTS TURN moment as a consequence of his extremely frail health COULD BE BETTER EXPRESSED AUTOMATICALLY INTO BETA AS "1 NANOCHADCOCK" WOMEN SUPPORTERS OF PATRIARCHY IN THE EXACT TRAINS HIS CHEST ΜΟΜΕΝT THEY ΜΕET HΠΜ AND TRICEPS BY PUSHING THE EARTH THROUGH ITS ORBIT AROUND THE SUN](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/677/353/6f4.png)
![THICK LIPS READY TO KISS STACIES 24/7. HE HAS ACTUALLY The virgin virgin The CHAD CHAD ALWAYS BEEN KISSING A STACY. LIKE IF YOU COULD TIME TRAVEL TO THE ANCIENT GREECE Forward head YOU WOULD THEN ALSO posture FIND CHAD KISSING A STACY HE IS FULLY AWAKE AND SLEEP AT THE (FORGOT TO POINT OUT THAT Convex occipital bone SAME TIME IN SUCH A WAY THAT HE CAN HE'S ALWAYS BEEN ALIVE AND BE THINKING ABOUT AND SOLVING DEAD AT THE SAME TIMME IN EXTREMELY COMPLEX ABSTRACT PROBLEMS Now and then he fantasizes ORDER TO BE ABLE TO FROM MATHEMATICS, PHYSICS AND LOGIC MEANWHILE AT THE SAME TIME about taking revenge on his elementary school bullies but, let's be honest, we know he'll do nothing irl PARTAKE IN O----- WITH Retruded jaw. SUCCUBUS IN HELL AND WITH IMPREGNATING A HAREM OF 10/10 STACIES FROM ANY CENTURY IN HEAVEN) Literally lacks mandibular ramus STACIES INA LUCID DREAM Slouched posture HE CAN CRY, DANCE, LAUGH, SING AND TALK AT THE SAME TIME IN Has to manually breathe, swallow and walk. Unemployed, thought it would be a good idea to MULTIPLE DIFFERENT SETTINGS AND WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE. HE IS AT restart uni but is too Can't synchronize breathing and walking pace with Becky when rarely going outdoors with her afraid of being isolated by more outgoing and gl THIS EXACT MOMENT PRESENT SIMULTANEOUSLY IN INFINITE classmates SOLAR SYSTEMS WHERE IN EACH ONE OF THEM HE'S CURRENTLY OUCH I ENJOYING SEX WITH ALIEN STACIE OF Literally didn't laughed nor cried a single time in the last ten years. Also last time he went to a ALL KIND NEVER HAD TO WORK. NOT EVEN A SINGLE DAY. HIS BANK ACCOUNT IS CONSTANTLY party (not counting here grandma's birthday) was in 2006 or so BEING FILLED WITH FRESH LAD HAS A BIG OWNERS OF RESTAURANTS PAY MONEY COMING FROM People think that he's still in high school but actuallys he's 31 yrs old. No one can takes him AMOUNT OF HIM ON A REGULAR BASIS TO BILLIONAIRE STACIES FROM RESPECT FOR HIM LAD likes him, yet he believes that virgin should better try to solve its issues GET HIM EATING AT THEIR ALL OVER THE WORLD THAT AND CONSIDERS LOCALS SINCE THE MERE WILL SUPPORT HIM FORA LIFE Wears always the same boring outfit with dark and cold CHAD A GOOD PRESENCE OF CHAD ATTRACTS THOUSANDS OF STACIES TO THE TIME seriously because of his FRIEND by himself. Thinks that looks offering help wouldn't be a good move, since most probably virgin would feel humiliated PLACE WILLING TO EAT AND colours in order to pass unnoticed and avoid being bullied by in that case. strangers in the streets SPEND ΜΟΝΕΥ ΤHERE WITH TΗΕ SOLE PURPOSE OF BEING CLOSE TO CHAD DOESN'T HAVE THE FAINTEST CLUE ABOUT WHAT FEMINISM IS. IF A THE LENGHT OF HIS PENIS IS FEMINIST CcOMES ACROosS HIM IN SUCH THAT YOU COULD THE STREET, SHE'S INMIEDIATELY Was never invited to MEASURE INTERGALACTIC Whenever he goes out CONVERTED INTO A STACY IN A the fantastic halloween DISTANCES USING from mom's basement MATTER OF NANOSECONDS SINCE People think he will commit suicide sooner parties that the Stacy he was in love with used to throw in last "CHADCOCKS" AS A UNIT OF insects will surround and follow him since they detect he could die at any IT'S TECHNICALLY IMIPOSSIBLE MEASUREMENT, E.G., THE THAT A GIRL REMAINS FEMINIST DISTANCE BETWEEN EARTH than later. He's actually a very calm and rational peson though, aware that he just got bad luck with looks, but still can't avoid being constantly suggested about how good it'd be for him to start coun seling and take psych meds in order to fix his head AFTER LOOKING AT CHAD. nineties AND ANDROMEDA GALAXY FEMINISTS TURN moment as a consequence of his extremely frail health COULD BE BETTER EXPRESSED AUTOMATICALLY INTO BETA AS "1 NANOCHADCOCK" WOMEN SUPPORTERS OF PATRIARCHY IN THE EXACT TRAINS HIS CHEST ΜΟΜΕΝT THEY ΜΕET HΠΜ AND TRICEPS BY PUSHING THE EARTH THROUGH ITS ORBIT AROUND THE SUN](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/677/353/6f4.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin UPS Delivery Boy vs. THE CHAD FEDEX GOON
![|ups delivery boy FEDEX GOON The virgin The Chad STAYS STRAPPED probably never shot a gun LIFTS HEAVY BOXES ALL ĐAY Ups follows Fedx company weapon policy DÍSREGARIDS COMPANY POLICY CRUSHES P---- handles little packages all day employer sends thank you letter to guys that shot him WILL PRORARLY GET FIRED GOES FOR THE KILLSHOT](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/677/352/459.jpg)
![|ups delivery boy FEDEX GOON The virgin The Chad STAYS STRAPPED probably never shot a gun LIFTS HEAVY BOXES ALL ĐAY Ups follows Fedx company weapon policy DÍSREGARIDS COMPANY POLICY CRUSHES P---- handles little packages all day employer sends thank you letter to guys that shot him WILL PRORARLY GET FIRED GOES FOR THE KILLSHOT](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/677/352/459.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Spike Spiegel v. CHAD SPACE DANDY
![THE VIRGIN SPIKE SPIEGEL FROM COWBOY BEBOP THE CHAD SPACE DANDY FROM SPACE DANDY Gay-ass poofy hair and gentleman suit The most lovable douche in The most lovable Super-macho Elvis pompadour and jock jacket the universe, without a doubt douche he knows His spaceship contains one of His spaceship flies the coolest luxury homes in existence and even has an and serves as a Has a lazy, freeloading storage space Is constantly depressed, to the point of frequently having to rely on his incredibly useful sidekicks to prevent himself from straight- emergency escape pod that weeaboo s----head Uses normal guns can transform itself into a and an extremely giant robot Hawaiian Rejects the idea of becoming God simply because it would be too boring outdated and Uses laser guns overweight robot Rejects the idea of becoming God because it wouldn't allow him to go to Space Hooters vacuum cleaner as his sidekicks, simply Has an anthropomorphic alien cat from outer space Has a normal pet because of how dog from Earth confident he is up killing himself about being able to handle literally The English dub makes him sound The English dub gives him a typical boringly monotone "modest hero" voice anything by himself every bit as hilariously douchey and toxically Basically Johnny Basically Keanu Reeves and literally every generic masculine as he looks Bravo and the and (in many ways) is cartoon version "cool dude" in anime of Earthworm shows and spy movies Alone in the Jim combined combined into one Knows basically all of his Spider-Verse-esque alternate- universe selves by name universe into one insanely incredibly boring person awesome person Main female love interest Outright dies in the very first episode of the series, then immediately comes right back to life in the second episode is a busty receptionist who is a hilariously Generally lacks the power of cartoon logic Main female love interest is a generic 80s Blonde who only appears in flashbacks up until the massive Tsundere and Toon Force towards him and has a Has so little concern for constant physical very end of the series Often shows his own safety that he will even go as far as chain-crashing his own spaceship through an presence in the series surprisingly genuine So strong that he barely Has to rely on something as Rides giant surfboards through outer space while Handles nearly every problem he's faced with in the most realistic and least anime-trope-embracing fashion possible; in fact, throwing his horrifically moldy old refrigerator out of his spaceship's airlock is one of the most exciting things that he ever actually does in the entirety of the series even needs a brain wimpy and lame as "intelligence" concern for his entire planets explode into pieces behind him, nakedly flings himself out of an already-naked giant robot Statue Of Liberty so that he can Falcon Punch own safety but Name a single remotely asteroid field at Too lazy and nihilistic to even refuses to attractive woman in the terminal velocity just to help himself win a space admit it, like a total emo p---- consider using his "ladies' man" charm to actually pick the entire universe clean out of existence, dances so entire universe that he's hard that it creates a new Big Bang, etc, etc, etc looked at WITHOUT race, like a real man up chicks most of the time trying to hit on](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/677/346/259.jpg)
![THE VIRGIN SPIKE SPIEGEL FROM COWBOY BEBOP THE CHAD SPACE DANDY FROM SPACE DANDY Gay-ass poofy hair and gentleman suit The most lovable douche in The most lovable Super-macho Elvis pompadour and jock jacket the universe, without a doubt douche he knows His spaceship contains one of His spaceship flies the coolest luxury homes in existence and even has an and serves as a Has a lazy, freeloading storage space Is constantly depressed, to the point of frequently having to rely on his incredibly useful sidekicks to prevent himself from straight- emergency escape pod that weeaboo s----head Uses normal guns can transform itself into a and an extremely giant robot Hawaiian Rejects the idea of becoming God simply because it would be too boring outdated and Uses laser guns overweight robot Rejects the idea of becoming God because it wouldn't allow him to go to Space Hooters vacuum cleaner as his sidekicks, simply Has an anthropomorphic alien cat from outer space Has a normal pet because of how dog from Earth confident he is up killing himself about being able to handle literally The English dub makes him sound The English dub gives him a typical boringly monotone "modest hero" voice anything by himself every bit as hilariously douchey and toxically Basically Johnny Basically Keanu Reeves and literally every generic masculine as he looks Bravo and the and (in many ways) is cartoon version "cool dude" in anime of Earthworm shows and spy movies Alone in the Jim combined combined into one Knows basically all of his Spider-Verse-esque alternate- universe selves by name universe into one insanely incredibly boring person awesome person Main female love interest Outright dies in the very first episode of the series, then immediately comes right back to life in the second episode is a busty receptionist who is a hilariously Generally lacks the power of cartoon logic Main female love interest is a generic 80s Blonde who only appears in flashbacks up until the massive Tsundere and Toon Force towards him and has a Has so little concern for constant physical very end of the series Often shows his own safety that he will even go as far as chain-crashing his own spaceship through an presence in the series surprisingly genuine So strong that he barely Has to rely on something as Rides giant surfboards through outer space while Handles nearly every problem he's faced with in the most realistic and least anime-trope-embracing fashion possible; in fact, throwing his horrifically moldy old refrigerator out of his spaceship's airlock is one of the most exciting things that he ever actually does in the entirety of the series even needs a brain wimpy and lame as "intelligence" concern for his entire planets explode into pieces behind him, nakedly flings himself out of an already-naked giant robot Statue Of Liberty so that he can Falcon Punch own safety but Name a single remotely asteroid field at Too lazy and nihilistic to even refuses to attractive woman in the terminal velocity just to help himself win a space admit it, like a total emo p---- consider using his "ladies' man" charm to actually pick the entire universe clean out of existence, dances so entire universe that he's hard that it creates a new Big Bang, etc, etc, etc looked at WITHOUT race, like a real man up chicks most of the time trying to hit on](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/677/346/259.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Star Wars v. CHADDINGTON
![credit goes to unknown source](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/677/331/408.png)
![credit goes to unknown source](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/677/331/408.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
based based based based
![The Virgin (thing you dont like) The Chad (thing you like) does thing you like buys product you like doesnt do thing you like buys product you dont like OUCH! has lots of things in common with you doesnt have a lot in common with you basically a self insert you on agrees with thinks critically about your ideas every topic votes for your preferred political candidate doesnt share your political views just an attempt to silence the outgroup when you have run out of arguements just stop it at this point this meme hasnt been funny in months](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/674/469/f4a.png)
![The Virgin (thing you dont like) The Chad (thing you like) does thing you like buys product you like doesnt do thing you like buys product you dont like OUCH! has lots of things in common with you doesnt have a lot in common with you basically a self insert you on agrees with thinks critically about your ideas every topic votes for your preferred political candidate doesnt share your political views just an attempt to silence the outgroup when you have run out of arguements just stop it at this point this meme hasnt been funny in months](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/674/469/f4a.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgenie vs Chadfar
![https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAKXYHr2oR4](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/674/351/2b7.png)
![https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAKXYHr2oR4](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/674/351/2b7.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Zero Two vs. The Chad Zero One
![The Virgin Klaxosaur The Chad Rider Small horns that ironically serve no point; probably the devil within Japan Nice, long attena for his kickass "RIDER KICK!!" "Darling." Who says that? grasshopper motif Boring, red uniform Kickass black and neon green armor; the other riders even have Named after the Reiwa Era Named after that makes her stand out from the normal people in the typical gray uniforms some random 3-digit code different colors than each other Has a cool motorcycle and a mech suit, and Pilots a mech with t---, and f---- to pilot it at that Only exists for p---------- uses satellites to boot The thirtieth main Kamen Rider; gives respect to all existing ones Even fans started Really meant for the younger demographic, but attracts all fans due to fans growing up with Tries so damn hard to please adults, yet attracts 13-year-olds It just kept getting to hate it around episode 15 better and better with boners Kamen Rider](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/674/190/ace.jpg)
![The Virgin Klaxosaur The Chad Rider Small horns that ironically serve no point; probably the devil within Japan Nice, long attena for his kickass "RIDER KICK!!" "Darling." Who says that? grasshopper motif Boring, red uniform Kickass black and neon green armor; the other riders even have Named after the Reiwa Era Named after that makes her stand out from the normal people in the typical gray uniforms some random 3-digit code different colors than each other Has a cool motorcycle and a mech suit, and Pilots a mech with t---, and f---- to pilot it at that Only exists for p---------- uses satellites to boot The thirtieth main Kamen Rider; gives respect to all existing ones Even fans started Really meant for the younger demographic, but attracts all fans due to fans growing up with Tries so damn hard to please adults, yet attracts 13-year-olds It just kept getting to hate it around episode 15 better and better with boners Kamen Rider](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/674/190/ace.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Anime vs. The Chad Tokusatsu
![I don't even know who that anime character is on the left, but that is Kamen Rider 1gou on the right. I just posted this here for the fun of it. If anyone knows who that anime character is, I'll update the tags.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/674/106/c1d.jpg)
![I don't even know who that anime character is on the left, but that is Kamen Rider 1gou on the right. I just posted this here for the fun of it. If anyone knows who that anime character is, I'll update the tags.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/674/106/c1d.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Wine Drinker v. CHAD WINE CONNOSIEUR
![Drinks wines that sound Drinks wine with cuties The Virgin impressive to others Completely broke due to expensive THE CHAD Wines actually taste good french wine Cuties do not Only drinks wines so dry they cause mouth ulcers Dope Vanilla notes want to drink Winemakers cater wine with him to him $80 Rich, because his Not looking OUCH! wines are dirt forward to cheap BORGOGNO 100 percent drinking next Doesn't care what Banele reliant on what wine - but needs old men score his old man says to show off to wines PROPHECY, about wine reddit Wines have cool labels Doesn't care to $8.99 know the names Could not care "93 points" "You should try it paired correctly of any grapes less about vintage Sweet and Looking to the "OK Boomer" with food" pleasant wines future Doesn't have to look up "drink from 2038" Drinks wines that fly off the shelf pronunciation Has to pretend Stuck 200 years to like it ago in the past California blends Doesn't have to fight the wine he is drinking Frenchie probably Has independant thoughts spat in his wine Knows how wine is made](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/674/032/996.png)
![Drinks wines that sound Drinks wine with cuties The Virgin impressive to others Completely broke due to expensive THE CHAD Wines actually taste good french wine Cuties do not Only drinks wines so dry they cause mouth ulcers Dope Vanilla notes want to drink Winemakers cater wine with him to him $80 Rich, because his Not looking OUCH! wines are dirt forward to cheap BORGOGNO 100 percent drinking next Doesn't care what Banele reliant on what wine - but needs old men score his old man says to show off to wines PROPHECY, about wine reddit Wines have cool labels Doesn't care to $8.99 know the names Could not care "93 points" "You should try it paired correctly of any grapes less about vintage Sweet and Looking to the "OK Boomer" with food" pleasant wines future Doesn't have to look up "drink from 2038" Drinks wines that fly off the shelf pronunciation Has to pretend Stuck 200 years to like it ago in the past California blends Doesn't have to fight the wine he is drinking Frenchie probably Has independant thoughts spat in his wine Knows how wine is made](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/674/032/996.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Nintendo Virgin Switch v. The Nintendo CHADs (or Ds Lite, 3Ds, and 2Ds)
![Chad Nintendo Ds Virgin Switch Breaks Robust and virile. Will last within the "Hybrid" System decades if not millenium. 1st year, unlike chad that fails at Dual Screens being either a make for DS console or Lauched interesting possibilities for game design. handheld with both a Metroid Soyboy Prime game and a Cucks love Gay design this console Every feature is novel and well executed by remake of Controls feel Little Modding Mario 64 devs. slippery Insane potential thanks to Backwards homebrew/modding compatible Launched community high security with GBA with a Zelda game. Big whoop. Best remake Ace Attourney, Rhythm Heaven, and Pokemon. Few custom models are being made ever: KSSU](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/673/986/dff.png)
![Chad Nintendo Ds Virgin Switch Breaks Robust and virile. Will last within the "Hybrid" System decades if not millenium. 1st year, unlike chad that fails at Dual Screens being either a make for DS console or Lauched interesting possibilities for game design. handheld with both a Metroid Soyboy Prime game and a Cucks love Gay design this console Every feature is novel and well executed by remake of Controls feel Little Modding Mario 64 devs. slippery Insane potential thanks to Backwards homebrew/modding compatible Launched community high security with GBA with a Zelda game. Big whoop. Best remake Ace Attourney, Rhythm Heaven, and Pokemon. Few custom models are being made ever: KSSU](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/673/986/dff.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Guitarist v. CHAD SHREDDER
!["HE CHYD SHREDDER The Virgin "Guitarist" only playing because he thinks girls will like him sells out every gig can only play rhythm guitar he plays can't even play a chord can only play lead choses guitar purely off tone groupies are on a will probably end up switching to never heard sweaty clammy hands music other than Waiting list for his own him bass since its easier phyiscally unable to play without others learns scales has 8 fingers on each hand for maximum e ఎ jr the smiths ect listens to dinosaur takes lessons at shredding potential 21 శ త only plays in bedroom too awkward to join a band let alone Greamitp wear converse to fit in even though he finds them slash wants to play in pubic uncomfy be him](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/673/984/f6b.png)
!["HE CHYD SHREDDER The Virgin "Guitarist" only playing because he thinks girls will like him sells out every gig can only play rhythm guitar he plays can't even play a chord can only play lead choses guitar purely off tone groupies are on a will probably end up switching to never heard sweaty clammy hands music other than Waiting list for his own him bass since its easier phyiscally unable to play without others learns scales has 8 fingers on each hand for maximum e ఎ jr the smiths ect listens to dinosaur takes lessons at shredding potential 21 శ త only plays in bedroom too awkward to join a band let alone Greamitp wear converse to fit in even though he finds them slash wants to play in pubic uncomfy be him](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/673/984/f6b.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Alex Warski v. CHAD SJW SHIRTLESS BRO
![the chad sjw bro virgin alex VS too afraid to fight. instead just threatens to shoot you "BLAUGGHHH!!!" "racism isn't cool bro" hunched over insecure walk Has tazer, to0 much of a p---- to really use it. ripped shirt. doesnt care because carries grocerys. only guns he needs are lefty and righty hes taking it off to knock you the f--- out anyway](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/673/972/f8a.png)
![the chad sjw bro virgin alex VS too afraid to fight. instead just threatens to shoot you "BLAUGGHHH!!!" "racism isn't cool bro" hunched over insecure walk Has tazer, to0 much of a p---- to really use it. ripped shirt. doesnt care because carries grocerys. only guns he needs are lefty and righty hes taking it off to knock you the f--- out anyway](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/673/972/f8a.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Shut-In vs. Chad Salaryman
![Has fans, flesh buds them anyway Virgin Shut-In CHAD SALARY MAN Killed his father (twice) Poor fashion sense; has a heart embedded in his skull Leeches off of close ones Avoids contact with rival's grand- son's grandson, and backs away immediately upon direct contact Only gets up after the sun's already set Provides for his family Perceives every oncoming twitch as "messing him up" Has a healthy Wardrobe is sense of routine straight-up PUA Assertive Looks dapper af Is a literal banana Can stop time, uses it to play silly games Picturesque relationship with father Twice deemed worthy by the golden arrow Relies on an army of incompetents Can kill you anytime he wants; doesn't Dies by taking a punch to the knee Cultured; has recently been to an art gallery Saves a stranger's marriage, f---- his wife Adorns himself with hearts, has none of his own Can be killed only by divine intervention Dies surrounded by loved ones Nice shoes Is an army of one Weird shoes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/672/858/3cb.png)
![Has fans, flesh buds them anyway Virgin Shut-In CHAD SALARY MAN Killed his father (twice) Poor fashion sense; has a heart embedded in his skull Leeches off of close ones Avoids contact with rival's grand- son's grandson, and backs away immediately upon direct contact Only gets up after the sun's already set Provides for his family Perceives every oncoming twitch as "messing him up" Has a healthy Wardrobe is sense of routine straight-up PUA Assertive Looks dapper af Is a literal banana Can stop time, uses it to play silly games Picturesque relationship with father Twice deemed worthy by the golden arrow Relies on an army of incompetents Can kill you anytime he wants; doesn't Dies by taking a punch to the knee Cultured; has recently been to an art gallery Saves a stranger's marriage, f---- his wife Adorns himself with hearts, has none of his own Can be killed only by divine intervention Dies surrounded by loved ones Nice shoes Is an army of one Weird shoes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/672/858/3cb.png)
Virgin vs. Chad